520 small fanwai

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It's a good day to show affection.

Qingtian was abused by Ah Qiao and Lin Fan, and he was physically and mentally exhausted.

No, she has a boyfriend, why should she be fed a mouthful of dog food.

Call Wang Ze'an to come out for a meeting.

After two hours of makeup, he went out, wearing a small skirt and holding his mobile phone, standing on the side of the road to call Wang Ze'an.

No one answered......

Still no one answered......

Another one and no one answered......

Sure enough, I don't care if I get it, I don't care, I'm sad QAQ

She wants to go back and tear down the red line to vent her anger.

"Jingle Bell~"

Well, a WeChat message popped up: I'll tell fortunes, go back later, you can have dinner by yourself, don't wait for me.

Qingtian pinched his mobile phone and crackled and typed: Then I won't stay home, I'm going to go out to watch a movie.

Wang Ze'an replied: Who are you going out with, what movie are you watching?

Sunny day back: My dad arranged a blind date for me, and he looked good at a little brother, and he called me to watch a horror movie

Wang Ze'an: ......

I didn't reply on a sunny day, put my phone in my pocket, and thought that I must be later than Wang Ze'an to return today.

Anger that retarded person.

……

There is a person in Pikachu in the snack street who is handing out advertising flyers, taking a flyer and returning it to a rose.

How expensive roses are, one is more expensive than the stack of advertising sheets in his hand. Do you say he's mentally retarded.

Qingtian took out his phone and looked at it

Wang Ze'an replied to her: Then you watch horror movies slowly and pay attention to safety.

Pay attention to the safety of the hell, fall! Your girlfriend is going to be gone, and you're still a fart!

Standing in place and smoothing out, Qingtian thought she might as well go see the mentally retarded person who handed out the flyers

After all, this Pikachu looks much cuter than Wang Ze'an, who only knows fortune telling, and knows how to give roses to people.

Qingtian first reached out and pulled a flyer out of Pikachu's tender yellow hand......

Oh, these year's advertising flyers are too technological

It's a red book

Written on the outside are the words "marriage certificate".

Written in it are the names of Xiaoqing Heavenly King Ze'an

Pikachu shoved the remaining roses into her arms

Oh my God, this retarded rose garden cut flowers from, stabbing her to death......

"Pikachu, what should you do alone?"

Pikachu's mouth didn't move, and his voice came out of the big hood, and the urn said angrily: "I told the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau a fate." ”

Qingtian went to pull his arm: "Look at you~"

"You know I'm amazing. Shall you go to the movies?"

"What kind of movies are you watching, are there any new movies recently?"

Pikachu tilted his head to look at her: "There's a horror movie, I heard it's good." ”