"Pull it down, it's indispensable to spend money with the monkey, we don't know him yet?" Liu Yina stuffed the money into me.

The monkey came out in a coma and went into the ward to eat peacefully. I also infused anti-inflammatory drugs.

The doctor said that he would be hospitalized for a few days, and I went to get the living utensils, and it was almost 11 o'clock after I was done, and the monkey was still in a coma, and the oxygen on the wall was bubbling. The food for the monkey was all cold, and it seemed that he would not be able to eat at night.

I seemed to be a little hungry, so I took a xiaolongbao and ate it.

"You...... Mother...... ...... force" The monkey suddenly said intermittently, "No...... Allow...... Eat...... My stuff ......"

I jumped up: "You're awake?!"

The monkey didn't respond, its eyes still tightly closed, and half of the oxygen supplement on the wall gurgling and bubbling.

I guess it's a dream talk. I sighed and continued to eat my xiaolongbao.

"No...... Allow...... Eat ......" the monkey spat out three more words.

"I'm cǎo?!" I glared at the monkey. Holding xiaolongbao in one hand, and slapping him in the face with the other.

Still no response.

I was shocked, I didn't expect the monkey to be able to protect food in a coma.

I stopped eating, and I hope he can rest well, and don't worry about this bit of food. The monkey didn't say anything more, so I rented a simple single bed and slept next to it, and the night passed in a daze.

Early the next morning. The monkey finally woke up and gobbled up the stuff. When I talked about last night, he didn't admit it at all, saying I was just farting.

I don't seem too lazy to bother with him.

After eating, the monkey yelled that he wanted to be discharged from the hospital, but was later scolded by the doctor before giving up. I said that you will live steadfastly, and you don't need to rush to find the ninth prince for revenge. Monkey says fart. I haven't finished my game mission today. I said then you don't want to take revenge? The monkey said revenge, you must revenge, I will tell you someone, you go to him and say that I was stabbed by a big cat.

I asked who to look for, and the monkey said Huang Jie in class 2, you go to him, he should sleep in the dormitory, and then gave me the dormitory number. Only then did I know that the monkey seemed to have a friend, and he asked me to find this person, and he must have called him to fight the Ninth Prince together.

After eating the monkeys, I went back to school and entered the dormitory that the monkeys said, and sure enough, someone was sleeping. I called him up, and he asked me who I was in a daze. I said I was a friend of the monkeys. The monkey told me to come to you.

Huang Jie was reconciled and lay down again.

"Ouch......" I patted him.

"I don't have any money, let him go to someone else!" Huang Jie was very impatient.

"No, the monkey told me to tell you that he was stabbed by a big cat. ”

"What?" Huang Jie sat up suddenly: "Who was stabbed?"

"The monkey was stabbed. ”

Huang Jie was even more anxious: "Who stabbed him?"

"I was poked by a big cat. ”

"Which big cat?"

"It's just the big cat of the Ninth Prince. ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

Huang Jie stopped, his face was incredible. I thought to myself, it's really a brother, and I'll be stupid when I see the monkey being stabbed.

"He asked me to ......"

Before I finished my words, Huang Jie suddenly laughed, grinning and grinning, as if he had committed a stupid disease, and laughed hehe at first. Then it was giggling, then haha, as if it had happened to the happiest thing in the whole day.

This time it's my turn to be stupid, knowing that the monkey was so happy to be stabbed at him, this is obviously the enemy of the monkey, where did the monkey let me run to tell him?

After laughing was not enough, Huang Jie jumped up from the bed, collapsed his slippers and danced in the dormitory, singing while dancing: "The vast world is my love, the green mountains and flowers are blooming, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......"

I watched him go crazy in the dormitory, and finally couldn't help it: "You're about the same, even if you have a grudge against the monkey, it doesn't seem like this!"

Huang Jie stopped and looked at me in surprise. I snorted, got up and left.

Huang Jie said, "What do you have to do with monkeys?"

"Brother!"

"He seems to have a brother?"

I said impatiently, "Yes, that's me!"

"Good. Huang Jie said: "Where are you going to sue the monkey, I know, I am waiting for him to take revenge together." ”

I was stunned: "You said you want to take revenge with the monkeys?"

"Yes, we seem to be brothers, of course we want to take revenge together. ”

"But you were happy to be like that just now......"

"Yes, I'm having fun, because I know it's a monkey knife on purpose. ”

I looked at Huang Jie in surprise, I couldn't understand it completely, my brain was in a state of panic.

"Why?"

"Needless to say, unless the monkey intentionally stabbed him, the big cat could stab him?"

"I'm asking why monkeys are deliberately being stabbed. ”

"Didn't the monkey tell you?"

"Nope. ”

Huang Jie pondered for a moment: "This question, it's better to let him tell you, right?"

"Okay. I knew he couldn't get an answer, and it would be better to go back and ask the monkey, so I turned and left.

"Hey, you wait. ”

"Huh?" I turned.

"Lend me five dollars, I haven't had breakfast yet." ”

“……”

What kind of mother are you!

I threw down the five dollars and left the dorm in a huff. Now I believe that Monkey and Huang Jie are brothers, as if I know why these two brothers are not together, your mother and two poor ghosts can't live together at all!

Because I looked for Huang Jie, I was more interested in why the monkey was deliberately knifed, so I rushed to the hospital, but I pounced in the ward, because the monkey was no longer there, and there was still half of the water in the hanging infusion bottle.

I called the nurse and asked someone, and the nurse was surprised and said, "Hey, this person is still there!"

"Your mother, if someone has three longs and two shorts, see if I can find your hospital!" I pushed the nurse away and went outside to find someone.

There are no corridors, no toilets, nowhere to go, and no one answers the phone. I was a little panicked, worried that the ninth prince came to the hospital to make up for the surgery, and ran to the street to look around, I really wanted to call the police at that time!

So I rushed to the Internet café, and as soon as I entered, I saw a monkey wearing a big headset cursing there.

"Are you Shanghainese stupid people who come up and give people heads? Oh, you're from the Northeast! Northeast people are even more stupid! Pee outside in winter and freeze into icicles! You can't hang a hand warmer on your balls!"

I rushed over and pulled his headset off.

The monkey was stunned for a long time: "Oh, Zuo Fei, you're here, sit down, sit down." ”

", what are you doing here without a hospital infusion?"

"I'll go back when I'm done. ”

"Is the task or the body important?" I was almost out of breath.

“…… All important. ”

"Monkey, it's time for you to change this unhealthy routine. You were stabbed yesterday and are still under hospital observation, so please pay attention to your health? Don't you want to take revenge, so who can you ask for revenge?"

The monkey hung its head and covered its face with both hands, looking pained.

I exhaled, and I was finally moved by what I said, it seems that the monkey is not hopeless.

I tapped him on the shoulder, just about to speak.

"I made my teammates miserable, and now the game must be full of scolding me, and even our province will become stupid......" Monkey said in infinite pain.

"......: "I've given up on treating him.

Five minutes later, I was sitting in front of my computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can adapt to the world, who said this wise saying?

But I really don't like playing games, and after playing for a while, I feel itchy all over my body, so I go outside to smoke a cigarette. As soon as he took two steps forward, he saw Huang Jie standing in front of the bar and handing five yuan inside.

"Charge my membership. ”

I rushed over at once, angrily grabbing the five dollars: "You said you wanted breakfast!"

I recognize the five yuan, I found it when I bought preserved egg and lean pork porridge, and one of the corners was folded.

Huang Jie looked at me stunned.

Five minutes later, all three of us sat down in front of the computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can adapt to the world.

Monkey and Huang Jie didn't say a word, they didn't say a word from the time they sat down, as if they were strangers. But once the game is surprisingly similar, it can scold the whole country in a short time.

I stabbed them QQ, set up a discussion group, and asked them how they were going to take revenge.

There was no reply, and both of them were busy playing games and scolding the country's idiots.

When I finally managed to make it to noon, I said, "Shall we go to dinner?"

The monkey said, "I'm not hungry." ”

Huang Jie said: "I'm not hungry. ”

"I pay for it. ”

The two stood up together: "Oh, I suddenly feel a little hungry." ”

Entering a braised noodle restaurant, both of them devoured it, as if they hadn't eaten for three days, and as if they had eaten this food and would not eat for three days. I knocked on the table, "Now how can you tell me why the monkey was deliberately stabbed?"

"What about eating, what are you talking about all that useless?" said the monkey, slurring with a mouthful of noodles in his mouth.

"Okay, then I'll talk about it when I'm done. ”

The two of them finished eating almost at the same time, and stood up at the same time and walked out, as if the Internet café next to them was their mother-in-law.

"Boss, I don't have any money. I said slowly.

"Hey......" The boss in the apron helped me stop them in their way.

The two of them came back half-well: "Zuo Fei, you can't talk and don't count." ”

"Let me pay for it and explain the matter first. ”

The monkey and Huang Jie glanced at each other.

The monkey said, "Half a year ago, I stabbed the big cat, you know?"

"You know, since then, they don't dare to ask you for anything, and they are respectful and polite to you. ”

"I made him stab him. Huang Jie said: "At that time, I shared a dormitory with him, but then I moved out, and I couldn't stand him borrowing money from me." "Dongfeng's private garbage.

"Bah, you haven't borrowed it from me?"

"You're going to die if you lend me it? ”

"Then you lent me a death? You're not an iron rooster?"

Both of them widened their eyes, and their tones became more and more fierce, with the intention of fighting each other. R832