Chapter 408: Alternative Upgrade Strategies and Wooing Female Writers
"Pack-raising?"
Pineapple was stunned, she had read the non-fiction novel "Paradise Story City (102)" written by Red Pepper - Bill Gai Lou, and knew what it meant for Bill Gai Lou to be raised.
The woman who is raised by Bilgai, both physically and spiritually, will be protected by Bilgai.
However, the threshold for Bill to build a building has always been very high, not only requiring women to be beautiful, but also to have temperament and connotation.
The 22 female waitresses at Paradise Cafe are all good-looking, but they still don't meet the standard of Billgai's maintenance, and even the lobby manager Zhao Qianqian and the model Li Meirou are not up to the standard.
As of 0:00 a.m. today, Bilgai House has only raised two women, one is Red Pepper and the other is Ai Yufei.
Pineapple is now covered in bruises, and she is still a woman who has been hunted down, and she can't imagine that Bill Gailou is willing to take care of her.
"Mr. Bill, are you really willing to risk your life to take me in?" asked Pineapple.
"If a beautiful and talented woman like you is beaten to death, it is really a big loss to the aesthetic and novel worlds, how can I see death and not save me?" Liu Xing changed his words, "However, if you are to be raised, I have one condition." ”
"What conditions?" asked Pineapple.
Liu Xing stretched out his finger and pointed at Pineapple's hair and asked, "Why do you want to perm your hair into wavy curls?"
Pineapple was a little confused, but he didn't expect him to talk about hairstyles, and said truthfully: "Last year, this wavy hairstyle was very popular, so I went to the barber shop and permed a curly hair. ”
Liu Xing sighed lightly. said: "It's a shame, in fact, this curly hair is not for you." ”
Pineapple was a bit of a surprise. She always thought her curls were good-looking: "Mr. Bill, what's wrong with my hairstyle?"
"It's not a matter of hairstyles. It's a matter of health. Liu Xing introduced, "The perm itself is damaging to the hair and scalp, and when perming the hair, it will cause the scales of the hair layer to be destroyed, and the internal structure of the hair will be in an unprotected state, which will cause a large loss of internal moisture and nutrients, which is harmful to the hair, scalp and hair follicles, and even the keratin of the hair will be denatured, which will eventually lead to the hair being easy to yellow and brittle." Easy to peel off, no luster, no elastic ......"
Pineapple was stunned when she heard it, is it really so serious?
Liu Xing continued: "It is normal to love beauty, but as a beauty, the most important thing to consider is how to make your beauty sustainable, and not to covet the beauty of the moment and bury your future beauty in advance. Perming curly hair looks beautiful now, but if the hair is badly damaged. What will you do in the future if you keep losing your hair? Are you willing to become a bald girl in your forties or fifties in order to be prettier at the age of twenty or thirty?"
"......" Pineapple's heart tightened, and the more she listened, the more terrifying it became.
Liu Xing said: "Take a step back and say." In fact, curly hair is not for you. You are a female writer, you belong to the introverted, intellectual beauty - women, and smooth straight hair is actually more in line with your temperament. There is no need for perms. ”
Pineapple was stunned and looked at the other women in the hall. Weakly asked, "Is that really the case?"
"Arlo, I think Mr. Bill has a point. Red Chili peppers agreed. "I told you a long time ago that this kind of curly hair is not for you, and you just don't believe it. ”
Ai Yufei continued: "I also think that Ah Luo's perm is a bit exaggerated, and the perm really hurts the hair. I have a senior sister who has been perming her hair since high school and changes her hairstyle every few months. As a result, before she got married, she began to lose her hair......"
Hearing this, Pineapple realized for the first time that there really seemed to be something wrong with her hairstyle, and looked at Liu Xing: "Mr. Bill, I've been perming my hair for almost a year, and it's too late to change it back now, right?"
"Of course it's in time. Liu Xing said, "As long as your hairstyle is modified, it will meet the standard of my care." Xiaofeng, bring a copy of the "Package-Maintenance Agreement". ”
After a while, Hua Yingxue took a copy of the "Package-Maintenance Agreement", Liu Xing took the pen and added a rule to the agreement - Party B is not allowed to perm his hair during the period of being packaged.
"Ah Luo, you can take a look at this "Package-Maintenance Agreement", and if there is no objection, sign your name. Liu Xing handed over the agreement.
Looking at the "Package-Maintenance Agreement" in front of her, Pineapple suddenly felt a warm current surging in her heart, she thought she was homeless, but she didn't expect Bill to be willing to take her in.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Bill. After hesitating for a while, Pineapple shook her head and said, "I still can't sign this agreement." ”
Liu Xing asked: "Why, are you dissatisfied with the contents of the 'Package-Maintenance Agreement'? If you are not satisfied with any agreement, you can bring it up, and we can discuss it slowly." It's a win-win deal, and I won't let you lose. ”
"No, it's not a matter of agreement. "Mr. Bill, you're a good man, and the agreement is fair. It's just that I don't want to hurt you. If the Storm Bird finds here, the entire Paradise Cafe will die. So, I can't let you take care of it, I have to leave ...... immediately."
Liu Xing interrupted: "It's up to you. Since there is no objection to the package-maintenance agreement, then, from this moment on, I will officially package you. ”
Pineapple shook her head and said firmly: "No, no matter what, I won't sign this "Package-Raising Agreement"!"
"It doesn't matter if you don't sign the agreement, this "Package-Maintenance Agreement" has no legal effect in the first place. Liu Xing confessed, "The reason why I asked you to sign the "Package-Raising Agreement" is just to make the package-maintenance appear more formal and grand. In reality, this agreement is useless and not protected by law. ”
"......" Red Hot Chili Pepper was speechless: Since the agreement is useless, you still let me sign it?
"......" Ai Yufei pouted: That's it, it's so grand, and you asked me to press my handprint last time!
"Alright, Arlo, you are now the third woman I have taken care of, and you must obey my arrangement. Liu Xing looked at the red pepper and ordered. "Xiaohong, you take Ah Luo back to the room. Let her recover well, without my consent. She was not allowed to leave the café. ”
"Hmm. ”
After saying that, Red Pepper held the pineapple and returned to the room.
……
in the room.
"Pepper, why is your protagonist so stubborn?" said Pineapple, sitting on the couch, "He's no match for Storm-Bird at all, so why would he take the risk of raising me?" ”
Red Hot Chili Peppers corrected: "Mr. Bill is not impulsive, but holding on to his dreams." ”
"Dreams?"
"Yes. "Mr. Bill is a man with big ideals. From the age of 14. He is determined to take care of the beauties of the world and let them live a happy life. Over the years, everything he has done has been to fulfill his original dream. If you are in trouble right now, he will definitely help you. ”
"But ......"
"Arrow, you can't change Mr. Bill's decision. "Things have come to this point, and we still have to think about how to deal with the Violent Birds." How did your protagonist die at the hands of Stormbird?"
"He was killed by a punch from the Violent Bird. Pineapple recalled, "Once the Storm Bird enters a berserk state, his strength increases hundreds of times. He can beat a car, let alone a human body? When my protagonist is punched by a violent bird, his whole body turns into a mass of flesh, and his bones are shattered. Cut off on the spot. Chili, Bill Gailou definitely can't stand the fists of the Violent Bird, you have to hurry up and find a way. ”
Red pepper willow eyebrows frowned slightly. Analysis: "Mr. Bill's golden finger is a salty-pig-hand, with infinite room to rise. As long as there are enough beauty-female support salt-pig-hand upgrades. Mr. Bill can defeat the Storm Bird. ”
Pineapple said: "However, the current beauty has been divided." If you look on the street, you won't find a single beauty. Without beauty, Bill Gai Lou can't be upgraded......"
"You're missing an important piece of information. At this time, Red Hot Chili peppers reminded, "There are more than 100 beauty-female writers in Paradise Story City, and they are also beauty-female resources, and you are one of them." ”
Pineapple reacted immediately and said, "You want other beauty-female writers to assist Bill in building upgrades?"
Red Hot Chili nodded: "Think about it, Paradise Story City is now in a state of melee, many protagonists will be defeated one after another, and many female writers will be like you, losing their qualifications as writers and reduced to ordinary female characters, they must also want to find a place to live." If these female writers can come to Paradise Cafe and join Mr. Bill, then Mr. Bill's salty-pig-hand can be upgraded quickly. ”
Pineapple pondered it and asked, "But, how do you get these female writers to come to Paradise Cafe?"
Red Chili peppers explained: "It's very simple, I just need to continue to update the chapters of the novel "Paradise Story City (102) - Bill Gailou", and write about Bill Gailou - raising you, and then other female writers will know that Bill Gailou is willing to support helpless female writers, and they will naturally find Paradise Cafe." ”
It dawned on Pineapple that this was a viable option.
Every female writer in Paradise Story City reads non-fiction written by other female authors to stay up-to-date with the latest developments of the other main characters.
As soon as Red Chili Peppers wrote about Bill's house in the novel, the other female writers would soon find out.
"There's a problem. Pineapple remembered something and reminded, "The author of the Storm-Bird will also see our updated chapter of the novel, and once she knows that I am hiding in the Paradise Cafe, she will definitely let the Storm-Bird come to the Paradise Café to challenge Bill's building, wouldn't I have revealed my whereabouts?"
Red Chili peppers said: "We can fill the novel "Paradise Story City (102) - Bill Gailou" with a lot of water, updating a hundred chapters a day. At that time, the author of the Storm-Bird will need to spend a lot of time analyzing these watered chapters and gathering intelligence, so that the Storm-Bird will not dare to act rashly. After the other female writers finished reading the previous chapters, they had enough time to go to the Paradise Cafe. Mr. Bill's salty-pig-hand hands can sense beautiful women, and once they are found, Mr. Bill will be able to find them immediately. ”
Pineapple nodded, thought about it carefully, and said, "There is another question, the novel is updated with 100 chapters a day, how can so many chapters be written?"
"It's easy, just fill it with a lot of water. "The two of us wrote together, writing down everything we saw and heard every day. Don't worry about running accounts, the more detailed the better. Strive to make up the number of indiscriminate and confuse the public. Arlo. You can write down everything you see and hear when you come to the café and don't miss any details. For example, describe Mr. Bill's appearance in 5,000 words, describe Manager Lu Xiaofeng's appearance in 5,000 words, describe the lobby of Paradise Cafe in 5,000 words, and describe your psychological feelings after being adopted by Mr. Bill in 20,000 words. As long as you write at this rhythm of flooding, updating a hundred chapters a day is not a problem. ”
Pineapple frowned: "But, this is too watery, isn't it? Describing a character's appearance is 5,000 words." Can I still read this novel?"
"There's no way around it. Red Hot Chili Decides, "Without further ado, let's start coding right away." Remember, the more water, the better. ”
"Hmm. ”
After the discussion, Red Pepper and Pineapple both open their laptops and start writing the same novel, "Paradise Story City (102) - Bill Gailou".
What they're going to write today is the chapter on watering, and it's going to be very fast.
An hour later, both men had written six chapters each, for a total of 12 chapters.
Checked it out. Red Hot Chili Peppers immediately uploaded 12 chapters.
After the chapter was uploaded, many readers' comments appeared in the book review area:
Today's chapter is too watery, isn't it? Hua Qiangu's appearance has written two chapters, and Lu Xiaofeng's appearance has written two more chapters. Ai Yufei's appearance still wrote two chapters, Nima's, the portrayal of beauty doesn't have to be so perverted, right?
[Imperial Collector]: These dozen or so chapters are all water! There isn't much plot at all. If it's so watery, it will be taken off the shelves immediately!
[Left Hand Lonely]: This is the most watery chapter I've ever seen. It took three chapters to describe the hall of the Paradise Cafe, and more than 1,000 words were written on a dining table! Please don't break out! I can't stand the water!!!
……
After reading the book review area, Pineapple frowned: "Chili, the situation is not good, your readers are very dissatisfied with our watering chapter." ”
"There's no way around it, if you want to defeat the Storm Bird, you can only pour water first to delay time. Red Pepper said, "It's better to irrigate than a eunuch, right?"
Pineapple thought about it and thought it was the truth. Her protagonist has been killed by the Storm Bird, and her novel is naturally a eunuch.
If irrigation can avoid eunuchs, it is still worth it.
"There are 12 chapters left today, and there are 88 chapters left. Red Pepper urged, "Ah Luo, keep watering." ”
"Hmm. ”
The two female writers continued to tap on the keyboard at a rapid pace, updating the novel at a ten-minute rate.
……
Meanwhile.
In a gloomy room, a woman in white sits in front of a computer and is reading a non-fiction novel on the Imperial Fiction Network - "Paradise Story City (102)" - Bill Gailou.
The woman in white is a female writer from Paradise Story City, and her pen name is [Cabbage].
The protagonist in charge of [Cabbage] is none other than the Violent Bird.
In the last two days, Storm Bird has defeated 4 protagonists in a row and entered the top 50 of the protagonist rankings, which is unstoppable.
[Cabbage] is collecting more information about the protagonist and looking for a new challenge for the Storm Bird.
For safety reasons, cabbage is the first to choose the protagonist with a lower ranking.
"Hmm, Pineapple was hiding in Paradise Cafe and was raised by Bill?"
At this time, Cabbage looked at the novel chapter on the computer screen, and his face showed doubt, "Bill Gailou is ranked 94th, how dare he pack and raise pineapples, isn't he afraid that the violent birds will kill him?
After pondering for a while, Cabbage continued to analyze the novel chapters that Red Hot Chili Peppers had just updated.
These chapters are the source of the cabbage's intelligence.
"Red Hot Chili Peppers are very abnormal today, and they have updated 12 chapters at once, what is the intention?"
Cabbage carefully read the 12 chapters of the irrigation, and read every word very carefully. Sufficient caution must be exercised in gathering intelligence to prevent fraud.
These chapters ...... It's too watery, isn't it? What the hell are red peppers doing?"
The more Cabbage thought about it, the more confused she became, and just in case, she re-studied the 12 chapters again, and found nothing suspicious.
"Is Red Chili Pepper a bluff? Bill's salty-pig-hand has only reached level 12, he is definitely not an opponent of the Violent Bird, and the next target of the attack will be Bill Gailou...... Huh?"
As soon as he thought of this, Cabbage was surprised to find that Red Chili Pepper's novel had been updated with another 12 chapters.
"What's going on? Red Hot Chili Peppers' update today is crazy, isn't it?"
Cabbage immediately clicks on the latest novel chapter. I began to read intently again, as I went. While doing various analyses.
After a full hour of analysis, nothing was found for the cabbage. There doesn't seem to be much useful information in these chapters.
Just thinking about it, Cabbage found that the red pepper had been updated with 12 more chapters.
"Crazy! Red Hot Chili Peppers are crazy!"
Cabbage is a little unbelievable, it's so abnormal that Red Pepper has such a crazy update, 36 chapters have been updated in three hours.
"The chapters updated by Red Hot Chili Peppers are so watery, aren't you afraid to drive away readers?"
Despite the watery chapters, Cabbage continued to read them.
In order for Stormbird to challenge Billgay, Cabbage must first gather enough information about Billgay to know his latest developments.
Reading Red Hot Chili Pepper's non-fiction is one of the most important ways to learn about Bill Gailou.
That's it. Cabbage sat in front of the computer and carefully analyzed the chapters updated by Red Peppers, as long as there was a little clue in the chapter, Cabbage had to study for most of the day, for fear of missing any important information.
Before I knew it, more than a dozen hours had passed.
In just one day, the red pepper was updated with more than 100 chapters, and the cabbage was dizzy to analyze.
"Am I fooled?"
It was only then that Cabbage realized that something was wrong: Red Pepper was frantically updated today, was it deliberately delaying time? Is it just to stop the Storm-Bird from challenging Bill Gailou?
"Oops! How could I be so stupid and waste 15 hours in vain!"
Thinking of this, the cabbage had already realized that he might have been on the red pepper, and he was delayed for more than ten hours in vain.
She immediately got up. Get ready for Storm-Bird to head to Paradise Cafe and challenge Bill Gailou.
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Although the cabbage found the clue, she was still one step too late.
When Red Hot Chili Peppers' novel chapter is updated. Many female writers in Paradise Story City know about Bill Gailou Bao - raising pineapples.
Several of these women writers have been disqualified as writers. I'm thinking about looking for a male protagonist who is worth taking refuge into.
When they saw the updated chapters of Red Hot Chili Peppers, some of the female writers immediately became interested in Bilgay Lou.
In a dark corner.
Two beautiful women curled up. They are all female writers from Story City, and their pen names are "Tangerine" and "Eggplant" respectively.
Just this morning, the two protagonists in charge of Tangerine and Eggplant were killed by Storm Bird, and the two of them narrowly escaped and are now homeless and helpless, and can only be relegated to the streets.
At the same time, you have to evade the pursuit of the violent birds.
"Tangerine, have you read the latest chapter of 'Bill Gailou?'" Eggplant said, "Bill Gailou is a man who knows how to pity-fragrance-pity-jade, he is willing to take in the eliminated female writers, why don't we go to him?"
Orange said: "However, Bill Gailou is now ranked 94th, and he is not an opponent of the Storm Bird at all?"
Eggplant reminded: "You forgot? Bill's golden finger is a salty-pig-hand, and it can be upgraded as long as you touch a beauty-woman." As long as we go and help Bill Gailou and let him touch our body, Bilgai Lou can be upgraded quickly. As long as the level is high enough, Bill Gailou will definitely be able to defeat the Storm-Force-Bird. Bill's golden finger is set to flow shape, and the upgrade speed is particularly fast. ”
Tangerine thought about it for a while, and felt that this seemed to be the truth, and after being a writer for so many years, she also understood the potential of Bill Gailou's salty-pig-hand golden finger.
After pondering for a while, Tangerine decided, "Okay, let's go find Bill Gailou!" Eggplant, before dawn, we will set off now. ”
"Tangerine, would you like to call [Banana] too?"
"Banana? Did her protagonist get killed by the Storm Bird?"
"The protagonist of Banana was not killed by the Violent Bird, but by Jin Da Fat. Jin Da Pang has the magic skill of 'King Kong is not bad', and he killed two protagonists today, one of which is the protagonist of Banana. ”
"It's really scary, there are nearly 10 protagonists who died in the story city today. Since the protagonist of Banana is also dead, let her know and let her go first
Head to Paradise Cafe where we meet at the café. ”
"Hmm. ”
After saying that, Tangerine immediately dialed Banana's mobile phone number.
"Hey, banana, I'm Tangerine. Answering the hand, Tangerine got straight to the point, "Eggplant and I are already going to Paradise Cafe to join Bill Gailou, are you going?"
"Really, what a coincidence!" came the voice of a sweet girl with a banana on the phone, "I just read the updated novel chapter of Red Hot Chili Peppers, and I'm going to take refuge in Bill Gai Lou." Although Bill Gailou is ranked low, he is really good to women, and he is a potential stock! I wanted to call you, I wanted to ask you to go with me, but I didn't expect you to call first. ”
"Banana, in that case, let's go. Paradise Cafe, see you and see you there. ”
"Hmm. ”
…… (To be continued.) )