On the way back to base

"There is no father and son on the mahjong table, not to mention your brother, I don't care if you are an elder or not, anyway, you have to play with me. Jiu'er said that he pulled Qi'er to squat on the ground, couldn't wait, as if he had grabbed some treasure, looked at it back and forth, left and right, and then, trembling with his right hand, took out a cloth bag from the waistband of his trousers, 'Bang Lala' There is no doubt that a whole set of mahjong tiles fell to the ground......

Mahjong tile texture is good, pure iron, black and black iron has no edges and corners on it, at a glance, you know, this is the inevitable effect of being scratched and beaten countless times, and colliding. Don't think about it, this person who plays mahjong has to be a master, or I'm sorry for this deck of cards.

But the quality of mahjong tiles is still quite good, the surface of the iron texture is engraved with the concave strip cake and other mahjong logos, all painted with white paint, on the black back of the iron block looks very clear. It seems that the people who play the cards have feelings for this deck of cards, or they can't all be like this, and they are reluctant to throw them.

On the other hand, this person loves to play, and he has feelings for mahjong. has really reached the realm of never leaving the wife of the chaff.

But, hehe, more than 100 mahjong iron tiles add up to a lot of weight is not light, I really can't imagine such a heavy lump of big iron, what is it like to carry it in the waist, and every day without leaving the body, its burden can be imagined, this Jiu'er's obsession with mahjong has reached the realm of SB.

Jiu'er began to wash the iron mahjong tiles on the ground, and when he saw that Qi'er hadn't moved for a long time, he stood up and pulled Qi'er to the side. smiled: "Sit north and south, lose money, I said why don't you move, it's okay now, let's sit opposite each other, coincidentally, I'm in the east, then it's still the old rules, I'll do the east, come ......"

Jiu'er shook the dice in his hand. Literally up is two. Jiu'er went to the opposite side of Qi'er to play cards, and grabbed six cards every two times.

"It's your turn" Jiu'er saw that Qi'er didn't move at all, and still looked like an airbag, so he squatted in front of Qi'er with a smile. In the order in which the cards were drawn. Grab the cards of the seven. Stacked in front of him, then returned to his place and drew the cards. In this way, he and Qi'er's cards were drawn by themselves, and then, Jiu'er played the first card......

"Dongfeng" Jiu'er looked at Qi'er with a smile after playing, and saw that Qi'er turned his face and didn't look at him, Jiu'er went to Qi'er's front again, looked at Qi'er's cards, and shouted in surprise: "Qi'er, don't you have two'Dongfeng', 'touch', touch, I'll play for you." ”

Jiu'er picked up the 'Dongfeng' he had just played, and pinched the two in Qi'er's cards together to form three and put them on the ground.

In this way, in the case of Qi'er not moving at all, Jiu'er was like a jumping monkey, going back and forth, playing two sets of mahjong cards by himself, which made people look very pitiful.

But Jiu'er didn't care at all, he was already completely immersed in the mahjong game, and after a while he smiled and said to Qi'er: "Hehe, you Hu 'right three or six' hehe, I happen to have it in my hand, but I just won't call you, I'll let you die in a hurry, hehe." ”

After playing for a long time, I finally had a lot of hula......

"How about it? I card you 'eight', although you have three 'eight' into a set of pairs, but you began to decide to play 'eight' lala, it seems that you are really a veteran of the Matan, in order not to let me Hu, you, you dismantle the 'Tingying' to play, but, ginger is still old and spicy, I mean, I don't like to eat ginger very much, I like to eat shallots, I mean, shallots are still old and spicy, how about it?

"Alas" Qi'er couldn't help it: "You, fight yourself, you win, you lose, you? Since it's all your own business, why don't you be on the right path? You can play mahjong with yourself, why can't you earn some of your own money? You earn your own money, you have the final say, ah, how cool, think about it, the right way to make money......

"There's nothing to think about" Jiu'er said stubbornly: "Mahjong is the universe, and heaven and earth are a deck of mahjong cards." ”

Jiu'er said this, arched his hand and made a salute: "Heaven and Earth Universe Mahjong, Heaven and Earth Mom, Yu Dad and Zhou Mom, Maha Dad and Mom, are all the same, don't tell you, my dad is looking for my mom for mahjong, my mom is also for mahjong married my dad, my parents gave birth to me for mahjong, why did you give birth to me?" It's just to let me play mahjong well, what is there to say, as for what you said about making money, you, always put the word earning money on your lips, in fact, what's so great about making money, no matter how to make money, isn't it still to play mahjong, earn more money, play marijuana, earn less money, play small mahjong, if you don't make money, just play mahjong without money, we can win poker, if Si'er doesn't borrow our playing cards, we, let's win matchsticks, anyway, mahjong is better than your way to make money......"

"You?" Qi'er's eyes widened, speechless.

"Hee-hee" Jiu'er saw Qi'er's embarrassed look, and shuffled the code cards again, and the sparse iron mahjong made a metallic impact sound, which made people feel very harsh.

Jiu'er started the second game, or yes, he still played with himself, but his mouth was not idle: "It's still exciting to play mahjong, this is really thanks to me, and mine, why thank you? They gave birth to me, I gave birth to me for nothing else, just to let me play mahjong, play marijuana, play mahjong, play marijuana, play ......"

"Playing iron mahjong" Bai Yu, who has always been restless, answered with a smile, this kind of thing is very natural for Bai Yu, when he was in school, Bai Yu has always been the king of answers, and he often makes the teacher very embarrassed and helpless.

"That's right, playing iron mahjong. Jiu'er glared at Bai Yu and said fiercely: "If you have the ability to play a few rounds with me, you won, I will retire to the rivers and lakes, and I will never play iron mahjong again, if I win, hum, thief, you listen to me, if I win, then I will unceremoniously re-emerge from the rivers and lakes, also, I still play iron mahjong, how about it?

"Good. I'll play with you. Bai Yu's arrogance was stimulated: "Actually, I have long seen that although you are quite addicted to mahjong, your level is not high, your IQ? Well, I think yours is not called IQ, but 'intelligence, IQ, okay, your intelligence still needs to be discussed.'" And 'intellectual, wounded'. Hehe, that is, your intellect has been greatly damaged, and you have already been injured. ”

Leng Wuya watched from the side. He had never seen such a white feather before. Play so open. In his cognition, Bai Yu was a cautious young man in his previous life, and he didn't dare to speak when he saw people. And every day he smears his face black, and he can't see his true colors.

If you say that in the previous life, what could see Bai Yu's character was his tenacity, obviously he had no special abilities, but because he saved their mother and son, he never ate idle meals at home, as long as he went on his own mission, he followed every time, that is, he didn't have to kill many zombies, but he could also take crystal nuclei and do some things.

This is also the reason why Leng Wuya chased him to the second life, in the previous life, Xiao Yu lived too hard, and he didn't dare to show his own emotions.

It is precisely because of this that he didn't dare to say his love for Xiao Yu in his last life, first, he didn't see his feelings for him clearly, he just looked at him well, so that he couldn't take his eyes off it, so that he always wanted to help him, and second, he was too inferior, and he was always afraid that others would look down on him.

A man can't support his mother, and he has to rely on other men to help, and if he proposes to be with him, he is afraid that he will think that he is taking advantage of others, so he missed Xiao Yu in vain in the previous life, but Leng Wuya did not regret it, because if he didn't work hard in this life, he would still not be able to catch up with Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu is straight, it is because he did too well in the previous life that he let himself be bent little by little, but no matter in the previous life or this life, he has never seen such a Xiao Yu, he was too sad in the previous life, and in this life, he was too dazzling and did not regard himself as a teenager.

Instead, he regarded himself as an adult, and only now, Xiao Yu is playing with them like a child. Leng Wuya was thinking about this, and Xiao Qi woke him up with a voice over there.

"That's right" Qi'er couldn't help but applaud: "Just his rotten thing, it's really useless, alas, mahjong harms himself and others, with that kung fu, it's really better to make a lot of money, I really don't understand what our sect leader is doing to feed these useless devils." ”

"It's just for you" Jiu'er said unconvinced: "I don't see how the sect leader is rare to you, phew, you are quite good at bribery, but, the few purple money you bribed the sect leader, MD TM himself returned to you, making the sect leader angry, down, you still have the face to mention the sect leader?"

"Well, you don't blame me. Qi'er defended: "I sincerely gave the sect leader this purple money, the sect leader took my money, he should do something for me, he may not be able to do other things, or, can't do it, but there is one thing, that is something that no one else can do, only the sect leader, yes, only the sect leader and his old man can do it......"

"What's the matter?" Bai Yu and the others were all very interested, and they all wanted to know what these Qi'er wanted to do by bribing the sect leader.

"It's a very small matter" Qi'er said very calmly: "This matter is really handled by the sect leader himself, the purpose of me giving him purple money is oh, I want the sect leader to do this for me, money can be channeled, I don't believe it, my purple money will not have such great power." ”

"What the hell is going on? I have to teach the master and his old man to do it. Jiu'er asked eagerly.

"It's a very simple thing" Qi'er spread his hands and said helplessly: "The reason why I want to bribe the sect leader is that I want the sect leader to give me the position of the sect leader, there is nothing else ......"

"Wow," Leng Zhong said with a smile: "Your sect leader should really chop you up." ”

"It's not just chopping," Leng Feng replied: "I see a thousand cuts. ”

"Not yet," Leng Chao continued: "I still have to break my bones and scatter ashes." ”

"Take that ash, ......well," said Xihong, "it's better to sprinkle that ash on the ground as fertilizer, but not to spoil it." ”

"Yes," said Zunyan, "Sprinkle the ashes into the pig feed field and fatten the pig feed." ”

"That's right," said Shabi, "feed the pigs with feed." ”

"Damn" Morse smiled and said: "If the pig feed is not fed to the pigs, then it will be fed to you." ”

"Di" Qin Shou said angrily: "To be honest, I really hate this Qi'er, and all the scolding has fallen into the eyes of money, buy my copper jar with a small copper coin of TM, and turn my copper jar into more small copper coins, and use me as a SB lala......"

"So" Bai Ling said: "In order to relieve your hatred, although he has turned to ashes, then we can't spare him, what should we do?"

"Didn't you say that we would turn him into ashes and sprinkle it in the pig feed field, and feed the pig feed that grows from it, and we, can we sprinkle our anger on this damn pig?" Bai Shi said.

"That's right," Leng Zhong said, "In order to relieve the anger, let's chop this pig." ”

"It's not just chopping" Leng Feng replied again: "I think I will cut that pig with a thousand knives." ”

"Still not good" Leng Chao continued: "In order to relieve the anger, we have to crush that pig and scatter ashes." ”

"Take that pig ash, well......" Xihong thought for a moment and said, "It's better to sprinkle that pig ash on the ground as fertilizer, but not to waste it." ”

"Yes," said Zun Yan, "yes, I see, I have to sprinkle the ashes into the pig feed field, and fatten the pig feed again." ”

"Well, that's right," Shabi nodded and said, "I have to feed the pigs with this pig fattening feed." ”

"Nonsense" Morse smiled and said, "Don't feed the pigs with pig gray and fat pig feed? ”

"Brother is right" Yusheng said: "Even if the pig feed is gray and fat, you still have to feed the pigs, and when the pigs are fat enough, you will ......"

"Just chop it," Leng Zhong said.

"After chopping, a thousand cuts. Leng Feng said.

"A thousand cuts are not finished, and you have to break your bones and scatter ashes. Leng Chao said.

"Ash?......" Xihong fell into deep thought.

'Plop' Qi'er knelt down for the young generals, and tears fell: "You guys are okay, just give that little pig ash, sell it, exchange some change for me to buy some yellow paper to burn, the dead money is also money, alas, I am dead, how do you have to sacrifice some dead money, money, money, my money, woo~~~~"

base

Everyone was eating happily, and suddenly Yubi and Yuqing stood up. pulled Li Ao and Li Can to his side. Seeing the reaction of the two of them, Old Man Li and Old Man Leng knew that there was a problem, and they both stood up, and Old Man Li asked, "What's wrong? )