To be honest, when I sent out the speech inviting Huaixian County Commander and Taiping Dao Zhang Jiao to come in as a guest, I regretted it a little, because just now I just said that kind of thing completely in accordance with the atmosphere of pretending to be forced, but in fact, I was completely unprepared to talk about it after inviting in.

Tsk, I should have asked them to go back and come back the next day when I have figured it out. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info forget it, if it comes, it's safe.

"You two, please be seated. "I stood at the round table and let this Huaixian county magistrate and Zhang Jiao take their seats first.

For some reason, the two didn't sit down immediately, but first looked at the chair in front of them in a bit of confusion, and then looked at the fairly clean ground.

"What's the matter, don't be too restrained, sit down. ”

I saw the two of them brushing off their knee robes, and then sat directly on the ground in a kneeling manner.

What kind of trouble is this, there are chairs that don't sit on the ground, is the ground cleaner than the chairs?

"This stupid ......" Seeing that I didn't understand, Wang Zhongming hurriedly put me aside and explained: "There were no chairs in the Han Dynasty, you let them sit, of course they sat on the ground." ”

"Huh, there were no chairs in the Han Dynasty?" I was a little dumbfounded.

"Sitting is the way of sitting of the ancient Han people in China, that is, sitting on the ground, the buttocks are placed on the ankles, the upper body is straight, the hands are placed on the knees, the body temperament is dignified, and the eyes are not squinting, that is, the sitting posture of the future Japanese. ”

It turns out that the sitting was also passed from the Celestial Empire?

I secretly glanced at the county magistrate and Zhang Jiao, who were sitting on the hard land, and asked in a low voice, "Then don't they feel tired when they sit like this, I feel as if I am very uncomfortable." ”

"In ancient times, when there were no chairs, people sat on a mat or a large bed called a couch with their buttocks on their heels. Even if it's not very comfortable, but in a formal setting, you have to sit like this, otherwise it will be rude. ”

I can only complain that I want to save face and suffer from it, it seems that it is not easy for the ancients.

"Please sit down on one of these chairs. ”

In order to get the two of them seated, we personally sat down on a comfortable chair and invited the two of them to sit down again.

"Dare to ask the immortals, what is this?" asked the county magistrate of Huaixian County.

"This is a chair, sitting on it can activate the blood veins of the lower limbs of the human body, and it is no longer paralyzed. "My face is full of literary and artistic style.

Huaixian County Ling and Zhang Jiao sat on the wooden chair with a fresh face, only to feel that it was really very comfortable, and their legs seemed to be free, and the uncomfortable way of sitting before was simply weaker than this!

"Golden fat man, come and pour tea!"

After solving the problem of seating, I commanded the work of a certain idle laborer.

And this Huaixian County Commander and Zhang Jiao, two people who have never seen the world, saw a panda come out to pour tea, and the two of them were scared, staring at the golden panda in disbelief, as if they wanted to dissolve it.

"Don't panic two...... I smiled, picked up the black tea and took a sip: "This is the golden panda of the Zhenshan mythical beast of my absolute depression, this product has the ability to move mountains and seas, and the magic of ghosts and ghosts is unpredictable, but rest assured, it will not hurt the two." ”

[The_B_can_also_be (this B is good)] Golden Panda is very satisfied with someone's "truthful" introduction to himself.

Huaixian County Commander heard that this strange-looking creature had such a powerful and immediately frightened almost fell off the seat, although Zhang Jiao tried his best to maintain his composure, it was difficult to hide his shock, Zhang Jiao dared to pack a ticket, he had not seen such a strange and spiritual creature for so many years, and then looked at the grass on the more peculiar, as well as the plants with eyes and expressions and wisdom, and could only sigh that it was worthy of being a treasure of the fairy family.

"Hehe, I don't know what the two of you came to visit late at night. "I was drinking black tea, and I asked knowingly, but it was actually just a polite remark to lead the topic.

Huaixian County Commander and Zhang Jiao glanced at each other, as if they were thinking about who should ask first, and the next second when the county order was still entangled, Zhang Jiao had already taken the lead, and saluted: "The junior is Zhang Jiao of Julu County, and he is a disciple of the immortals in Nanhua. ”

Zhang Jiao is very clever, he called himself a junior as soon as he came, and even moved out of his identity that his teacher is also an immortal, although the seniority may be lower, but it is almost.

was preempted by Zhang Jiao, an outsider, and the county order didn't dare to show it even if he was dissatisfied: "Chen Kuang, the county magistrate of Xiaguan Naihuai County, also came because he saw the strange light of the stone mountain, and he disturbed the immortals and asked for forgiveness." ”

"Everywhere, just as a moth fighting a fire is a physiological phenomenon, it is just the same ecological natural reaction to see the fluorescence and come here. ”

"Hey, hey!" Wang Zhongming seemed speechless, frowning at me.

"I don't know what to call the seniors?" Zhang Jiao sweated violently because of someone's unintentional but malicious metaphor, but he still treated him with the courtesy of a junior.

I coughed lightly, straightened my demeanor, pointed to the sky and said: "I am the incarnation of the three ancient gods, and when I see that there will be a great disaster in the world, I will lead a group of immortals to come to save the common people together." ”

Zhang Jiao and Chen Kuang quietly frowned and thought when they heard this, what the hell is Pangu, why have they never heard of it, it seems that there are too many immortals in the sky to count.

The next thing is the official time of nonsense, it is nothing more than that the two of them want to get close to us and get benefits, but Chen Kuang, a person who is mixed in the officialdom, is obviously more hidden than Zhang Jiao, who was born in Caokou, just chatting and chatting, it began to be a little discordant.

Zhang Jiao reprimanded the court in front of the county commander Chen Kuang for being as rotten and incorrigible as a rotten wood, and the heavy taxes were squeezing the bottom line of the people's survival under the multiple exploitation of the court and family officials, and countless people had either starved to death or fallen into thieves. In Youzhou, there are even dead cities, where people are displaced, families are ruined, and even children are eaten.

"So serious?" walked around Huai County during the day, although the quality of life of the people was indeed very poor, but it was by no means as terrifying as Zhang Jiao said.

I couldn't help but look at Wang Zhongming, the Three Kingdoms Commoner, and Wang Zhongming nodded very heavily: "It should be, after all, this dynasty has come to an end." ”

"Two immortals, you just said that the Han family has come to an end?" Chen Kuang looked a little panicked and couldn't believe it.

"It's the end of the road. "Since Wang Zhongming is not taboo, I don't bother to look at the face of this county order," The Qin Dynasty collapsed in more than ten years, and the Han Dynasty has been exhausted in four hundred years, and it is not surprising that the world will be in chaos within a few years. ”

Zhang Jiao was overjoyed when he heard this, sure enough, the slogan that our sky is dead and Huang Tian should stand is not wrong, look! Even the two immortals are sure!