Chapter 362: Stolen panties and bath towels
"The target's underwear has arrived, shall we evacuate now?"
"No, wait a little longer, although the more time passes, the more likely we are to be discovered, but listening to the movement inside, I think it's all worth it. ”
"Yes. ”
In the changing room, in the bamboo basket that Tong Jianjun had thrown away to change his clothes, his underwear had disappeared. There seemed to be a slight distortion in the air, but there seemed to be nothing unusual about it.
A guy who was immersed in the maid's service naturally didn't notice this, not to mention that the guy who stole things was skillful and completely concealed his breath. At this time, even if there is a dimensional invasion, someone thinks they can put it down.
Behind the hot baths are the cold baths, and the two heavens of ice and fire are not just the preserve of the Celestial Empire, the Romans who like to soak in the baths also applied this stimulating setting in their baths.
And after the cold bath, they will also apply some body oil or something on their bodies, continue to rest in the bath, and even have food, just don't enjoy it too much.
Speaking of which, Tong Jianjun's stomach was still a little hungry, after all, he didn't eat anything at night except overlooking the Milky Way, and it was not very comfortable.
At the end of the baths of Pendragon's house, sure enough, it was still a place to eat. Tong Jianjun felt that it was impossible for this foodie family not to set up a dining and leisure room at the end of the bathhouse.
"I'll go get you a supper. Wang Yanji said eagerly.
"No need......" Tong Jianjun understands now, this maid, it is estimated that except for the skill points in cooking, the skills in other places should be quite high. As long as she doesn't cook, she's a super-standard maid.
"I'm sorry to trouble you just now, I'll make this supper. ”
When leaving the cold bath, Tong Jianjun had already changed a bath towel. After all, the original one was already wet, well, whatever happened down there, it was completely soaked in water.
The bath towel was casually placed by Tong Jianjun at the exit of the cold bath, and disappeared shortly after he left.
"got it!" an unseen being, let out a silent cheer.
"That's it!" Tong Jianjun walked from the kitchen to the rest room with two plates, completely unaware that his two personal belongings had disappeared.
Is it worthy of a foodie family, even in the kitchen in the bath, there are plenty of ingredients, and Tong Jianjun even saw the familiar fish head. Well, he probably won't be exposed to fish head related dishes for a while now.
You don't have to eat too complicated for supper, you can simply pad your stomach. Tong Jianjun just made two simple bacon omelettes, and by the way, they were accompanied by a little red wine that I don't know what brand it was.
The already high-quality raw materials, coupled with Tong Jianjun's treatment, are not only attractive in color, but also have a little round flesh light. This problem can't be changed, and the dishes must be brought with some light, otherwise you will feel that something is missing.
Eating the bacon omelette made by himself, paired with the red wine collected by the Pendragon family, the outside of the body has experienced a welfare enjoyment, and the inside of the body has also enjoyed a top-notch feast, this is what the hell is life!
But I don't know why, Tong Jianjun felt that there was something bad about it, and he couldn't help but sneeze.
In terms of his physique, just taking a hot and cold bath is nothing at all, let alone catching a cold. But the sneeze was so loud and loud that it even pulled out a little translucent viscous liquid, well, I'm talking about snot.
"It shouldn't be fine, right?" Tong Jianjun scratched his head, he couldn't think of anything wrong, the gas in the kitchen had been turned off, what else could go wrong?
Well, overlooking the Milky Way, I blame you, if it weren't for you, I might not be able to enjoy the benefits of the night, so it seems that this should be a good thing. The sneeze just now, probably because I have never encountered such a benefit, will have such a big reaction, well, plus a little delay.
After padding his stomach, Tong Jianjun also felt comfortable, although he was unconscious from the afternoon to the middle of the night, he still wanted to go to bed, and then rolled the sheets comfortably.
"The panties and bath towels are here, where do we evacuate from?"
"When they leave, we'll leave the kitchen, where there should be vents. Just along the vents, we can get out. ”
"Yes. ”
"I'm a little curious, what are these things we're targeting?"
"How do I know, this is a special request from the people above. We've been lurking at Pendragon for so long, and we didn't expect that the final task would be to steal a guest's underwear and bath towel?! ”
"Don't question the instructions from above, otherwise it will be disrespectful to the canon. ”
"Okay, okay, I was actually preached by you. ”
……
Fortunately, a certain maid did not propose to go to bed, otherwise Tong Jianjun would not have had such sufficient discipline to refuse.
I slept quite refreshed this night, I didn't have to get up early, I didn't have to make breakfast, this bed was so advanced, I felt sorry for myself if I didn't sleep for a long time.
However, Tong Jianjun was still woken up, and it seemed that it was the servants of the Pendragon family calling outside. Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Tong Jianjun put on his clothes and walked out.
"Sir, outside the exhaust vent of the bathroom kitchen, I found Alan fainting, and Abel and Abner are gone!" said one of the servants, a little anxiously.
"Gone?" Viselmir didn't seem to be too eager, "Can you be sure that Alan's coma has something to do with those two people, they can't be out to buy something, right?"
"There's no schedule for them to go out today. A man dressed as a butler said, the Pendragon family's itinerary seems to be quite rigorous, "There is no special boat, ordinary people should not be able to get out, our boat is not less." ”
"In other words, these two servants who were recruited as ordinary people are not ordinary people?" said Viselmir as if he were tongue twisters, and looked at his old butler.
"It was the old servant's dereliction of duty, but when I recruited them in, I really didn't find anything abnormal. The old butler bowed his head and said.
"Is there anything going on other than that they're gone?" asked Viselmir.
"Nope. "They didn't take any of the items with them, and they didn't show any signs of going in or out of the family's forbidden grounds. ”
"Then what are they here for?" asked Viselmir, "not stealing, nor watching over the things of the ancestors, but they came to me to be a servant for a few years, just to eat and drink?"
The old butler was speechless, but kept his head down and was silent.
"No, they stole something!" At this time, Wang Yanji, dressed as a maid, stood up.
"What's that?"
"Master's underwear! Last night, I wanted to take my master's clothes to be washed, but I found that my underwear was missing!" Wang Yanji said with a serious face.
"You mean, those two guys, who have been lurking with me for so many years, just to steal a pair of panties, or are they the panties of a guy who came to live in temporarily?" asked Viselmir, "and most importantly, it's a man's panties! Are you kidding?"
Wang Yanji did not back down, she looked straight at Viselmir and said: "This is England! How is it impossible? You were born British, haven't you reacted yet!"
Tong Jianjun can't stand it anymore, even if this is a corrupt country, you don't have to say it like this, people don't care about it. And the servants of the Viselmir family should not be treated badly, as for giving up their jobs for the sake of our underwear?
However, Viselmir suddenly realized, he clapped his hands and said: "It is my negligence, in order not to promote that kind of evil in the house, I have always demanded that the servants I recruit must be heterosexual. I didn't expect those two guys to be that kind of hobby! It must be to keep me from getting angry, so those two guys sneaked away. ”
How did you come up with such an inference! Tong Jianjun was powerless to complain, could it be that Viselmir had overlooked his brain circuits because he had eaten too much and looked down on the Milky Way?
"Grandpa, the odds you said are too small. "It seems that Geralt's brain is still good, and the feeding in Tong Jianjun's house during this period of time should repair a lot of the trauma caused by overlooking the Milky Way.
"And what do you think is the reason?"
"I don't think their purpose is so simple!" Geralt said with a serious face, "That pair of panties should be just a cover for them to hide their true purpose." Our Pendragon family has no enemies, only a relationship with the dragons. But dragons are not natives of this dimension, and they will not take human form into our family as servants. ”
Geralt analyzed it with a straight face, but if you think about it carefully, you will find that what she said is nonsense. The only thing that everyone agreed on was that the panties were just a trick to steal the thing just to divert everyone's attention.
After all, a man's underwear, even in a corrupt country, I'm afraid no one will steal it, right?
"Let's go back to work first. Viselmir waved his hand and motioned for the servants to leave first.
"Speaking of which, I thought that all of Mr. Viselmir's people here were dimensional powers. Tong Jianjun said that his experience in Jiahe Zhili made him think that among these old families, any one of them would be a dimensional ability.
"Actually, I don't have a few dimensional abilities on my side. Viselmir said quite simply, "Our family was originally quite prosperous, but after arriving in my generation, it has undergone an accident and has become a single lineage. ”
"The servants here are basically recruited later, and the previous ones are basically killed in battle......
Die...... Even the servants were all killed in battle, what happened to the Pendragon family?
"I'm sorry. Tong Jianjun found that as long as he talked to people for a long time, it seemed that he would bring out his not very good memories, which is also a chatting technique.
"It's all gone, it's been too long to settle down, and the family has been loose, without a sense of urgency?" Viselmir sighed, "I'm sorry you stayed overnight at my house, and something like this happened. ”
"It's nothing, after all, I don't have anything else to lose except a pair of underwear, right?" Tong Jianjun smiled.
"By the way, I suddenly remembered that when I was in China, I seemed to see advertisements on TV about our side, and there seemed to be something that was quite popular with you. Viselmir seemed to have something in mind.
"What? It can't be the Starry Sky Sect, right?"
"Hey, that's that kind of thing. Viselmir waved his hand, "It's about your loss this time." ”
"My loss this time?" Tong Jianjun was stunned.
"Don't you often advertise British sweatpants over there, although I haven't heard of them in China before, but seeing that yours are quite popular, I'll find someone to buy some for you right away, what model are you?" asked Viselmir enthusiastically.
"I don't really need to. Tong Jianjun said that he was very embarrassed, he didn't expect that the advertisement for this kind of thing was really seen by an Englishman.
"But I don't want to make it up to you. "Otherwise, I'll cook again at noon and cook a few dishes for you!"
"Not even more so with this!"
Tong Jianjun's side was puzzled by the theft of this pair of underwear. After all, after lurking for so long, no one believes it when it comes to saying that it is just for such a pair of underwear, this must be just a trick, and the real loss has not yet been discovered.
On the other hand, the person from the Dimensional Hermitage who stole Tong Jianjun's underwear said that he really just wanted to steal your underwear, at most he just took an extra bath towel. Both of these are things that have been in close contact with someone.
"Dr. Sykes, have you picked up anything?" asked a man in a red robe at an unknown research institute to a nearby researcher.
"I have never seen such an active O child in my life! Although it has not been extracted from the underwear, there is not a trace of it on the bath towel, which should have leaked out when it is overexcited, and it has obviously undergone a double test of high and low temperature, but the activity is still terrifying, almost no effect, is this really extracted from a human body?" The researcher was obviously shocked.
"So, can the things you extracted succeed in creating human embryos?" asked the red-robed man.
"Oh, what are you questioning?!These tens of thousands of super O's, even if they fight alone, can pass through the long tunnel, pierce the thin cell membrane, go straight to the nucleus, and create the miracle of life! Not to mention our help, I can guarantee that I can create as many fertilized eggs as you have here!" the researcher said confidently, "It depends on how many you want to make." ”
"How much?" the red-robed man laughed, "All!"