Chapter 710: I'm a Taoist Priest Descending the Mountain
Gao Feng was very confident, standing among the people with the announcement written by Bai Trading, and showing the announcement to the people, and the Bai Secretary of Tulou Town personally drafted and signed the announcement, exempting all fees, and allowing farmers to enter the farmers' market for free for an indefinite period.
However, what Gao Feng didn't expect happened, the people not only didn't appreciate it, but also opened fire on him, projecting rotten eggs with more than a dozen catties at him, and from the set of seven wolf clothes on his body, it was all pasted like egg cakes, you can imagine how many eggs were projected.
Gao Feng looked at the eggs all over his body, he couldn't even frown, he couldn't frown, his face was also egg green, the sticky mucus slid down his face, a foul smell, I don't know how many years these eggs have been, it won't take more than half a year.
"Folks, my seven wolf clothes, my little face, your rotten eggs won't last more than half a year, why do they stink like stinky tofu, it's really stinky. ”
"Hehe, boy, you're wrong, we've been rotten eggs for more than half a year, it's been more than half a year, and it's even been more than a year, these are the rotten eggs that people have been choosing, we've been preparing to get by, but we haven't found a chance, and now it's all on you. ”
This group of people who threw rotten eggs were very happy, and they finally found an opportunity to solve the rotten eggs, and they also disposed of this pile of garbage, and used Bai Transaction and Gao Feng as a garbage disposal station.
"Folks, why is this, I'm thinking about you, let Bai Transaction write an announcement, don't you really want to move to the farmer's market, this farmer's market planning, that's a matter of time, it's also an imminent thing, you go in earlier, that's not a little earlier to standardize the operation."
Besides, the intersection of Tulou Town is an important street, there is a national highway in the middle, in the past, the garbage was a mountain, and you set up stalls at the intersection of the street, which affected the appearance of Tulou Town, and it was also a dirty and messy phenomenon, did you buy and sell goods there, you didn't feel unhygienic, and unsightly, you didn't have a sick stomach.
Folks, now that Tulou Town has cleared the garbage mountain that has survived for more than ten years and done a good job in the environment of the crossroads, as long as you all settle in the farmers' market, the image of Tulou Town will go up to a higher level, and the impression left by Tulou Town to outsiders has also been upgraded to a higher level, isn't this what you need?
Folks, the construction of Tulou Town depends on everyone, you are also a part of Tulou Town, can you bear to watch Tulou Town be so sloppy every year, can you see it, didn't you also complain before, now there are such good conditions, why don't you take advantage of it?
Folks, the intersection of Tulou Town is a traffic artery, there are a lot of vehicles passing by every day, especially large vehicles, every time these vehicles pass through Tulou Town, the drivers have hair on their scalps, and traffic accidents often occur, small friction one after another, there are many major accidents, there are relatives who died in car accidents, and relatives were disabled by car accidents, affecting their lives, do you want to see this painful tragedy continue to happen?
Folks, I am not from Tulou Town, but I regard Tulou Town as my second hometown, Tulou Town has developed, I feel honored, I also feel that there is light on my face, Tulou Town is the same every year, it is all dirty and messy, it is an uncivilized phenomenon, and my face is also dull.
Folks, I hope you understand my feelings, and I hope that for the sake of the future development of Tulou Town, you should respond to the call of the town government, and you will all enter the farmers' market to standardize the operation of commodity trading. ”
"Yes, folks, Comrade Gao Feng, that's quite right, our town government is a government for the welfare of the villagers, and our town government is for the sake of the interests of the villagers.
Folks, our town government collects your money, that is no way to do it, you know that our Tulou Town lacks resources, there are mountains and stones in Shilou Town, there are lakes and sand in Shalou Town, there are iron mines in Tielou Town, and there are coal mines in Coal Building Town.
Folks, what do we have in Tulou Town, there is some soil, it is worth a bird's money, our Tulou Town is poor, otherwise we can collect money from you.
Folks, we collect some money from you, it's not for the town government to generate income, it's to manage the farmers' market more standardly, so that you can operate more formally, we want to add a few more managers, their salaries have to be paid by you, as well as the usual maintenance of the farmers' market, etc., all need you to contribute some money.
Folks, our town government can't help it, folks, ......"
"Folk, your mother is a match, you bastard of white trades, and you kid, we say that you are wearing a pair of pants with white trading, since you are still playing emotional cards with us, you want to move us with affection and reason, you cry in front, this white deal follows behind and reaches out to us. ”
Gao Feng really wanted to move with emotion and reason, and those villagers were also somewhat relieved by his emotions, as long as he continued to play the emotional card, this group of villagers would really agree to move into the farmers' market.
Unexpectedly, before Gao Feng finished playing this emotional card, the white deal ran over, and shouted to the villagers with a broken voice, but the people were furious, and it was projected to the peak and the white transaction, this time it was not a projected rotten egg, this time there were no rotten eggs, this time the treatment was improved, it was the projected cow dung.
This kind of cow dung is very smelly, the villagers here in Tulou Town like to dry cow dung, whenever they walk next to those dried cow dung, they can smell this foul smell across half a mile road, and people will suffocate to death.
"Go to grandma, you bastard, I finally moved the villagers, you actually jumped out and said that you have to charge, you are not completely playing Lao Tzu. ”
The play sung by Bai Deal made Gao Feng angry, he pressed Bai Deal to the ground and beat him wildly, and Brother Baozi couldn't look past it, so he stuffed the cow dung projected by the villagers into his mouth, and almost piled up this guy with cow dung.
Gao Feng and Brother Baozi had a white deal, and they turned around and were about to leave the gate of the town government, but they were stopped by the people.
"Boy, you want to go, it's not so easy, you and Bai Deal wear a pair of pants to fool us, you still swear that we want to contribute to Tulou Town, you don't slap yourself in the face, don't think that you have cleared the two piles of garbage for us under your effect, we have to thank you." ”
"Folks, you don't believe that I can, you say that I fooled you, I don't admit this, what I just said is completely true, I don't have a lie, you can look at the announcement in my hand, this is black and white and the official seal of the town government, and the signature of the bastard of the white transaction.
Folks, whether you are stationed in the farmers' market or not, I have nothing to do with it, and I am not a staff member of the town government, and I can't get any benefits, why should I eat salty radishes and worry about it, I just can't stand it as an outsider.
Folks, I'm not from your Tulou Town, and I don't settle down in Tulou Town, even if I settle down, then I will go to Xiaoyue City to settle down, why should I settle in Tulou Town, so whether Tulou Town is developing well or badly has nothing to do with me.
Folks, now I don't care about your affairs, whether you like to move into the farmers' market or not, you love to set up stalls at the intersection of the street, you love to set up stalls at the door of the town government, that will not hinder me from the peak, and I will not lose half of my salary.
Folks, I have also lost confidence in the leaders of your Tulou Town Government, and I have also lost confidence in the people of Tulou Town.
Folks, no wonder people always say that Tulou Town is a poor mountain and bad water shrew hanging people, I used to explain to others, I will also tell others, where there are good people, where there are low-quality people, you can't generalize, after all, there are still good people in the majority.
But, folks, I don't understand it that way today, I can only believe everyone's vision, I can only believe everyone's statement, you are indeed a poor mountain and bad water shrew, you are a group of people with very low quality, like this projection of rotten eggs and cow dung, only you people can do it, do you think that this is a parliament in a certain country, just fight.
Folks, I don't want to waste my tongue, please automatically get out of the way, let this handsome guy walk over obediently, if you stop me here again, then don't blame this handsome guy for being polite, you have also seen this handsome guy's martial arts, this handsome guy wants to move, then you people will only fart. ”
"Yes, you all get out of the way for me, you have also seen my Baozi brother's kung fu, I came down from the Shaolin Temple, I am a Taoist priest down the mountain, my kung fu is more powerful than Brother Gao, don't make me angry, I'll kick my legs to show you now." ”
Gao Feng was angry with the people, Brother Baozi also followed behind and became angry, and he also kicked a leg on the spot, his leg kicked high, and he kicked over the top of his head at once, and it was precisely because his leg was kicked too high that he fell out at once, and the horse sat on the ground, sitting on a pile of cow dung, and Brother Baozi screamed like a pig.
"Brother Gao, my subordinates, I feel that the subordinates are about to crack, you can save me. ”
Gao Feng picked up Brother Baozi from the ground, and he found that Brother Baozi's body could no longer be closed, and he always maintained the shape of a horse.
"Brother Baozi, didn't you say that you came down from Shaolin Temple, didn't you say that you were a Taoist priest who went down the mountain, your kung fu is very good, why did you kick a leg and it was over, and I also told you, only monks in Shaolin Temple go down the mountain, and no Taoist priests go down the mountain. ”
"Young man, you seem to have some truth in scolding, we think we should follow your advice and move into the farmer's market, we don't want to be shrews, we don't want to be low-quality people, we want to be noble Tulou people. ”
Before Gao Feng walked away, most of the onlookers were scolded for being sober, and they expressed their willingness to move into the farmers' market.