"I picked up a thunder on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who pulled the string and immediately exploded into the sky, and I said happily: goodbye, uncle. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

I was refreshed early in the morning, and I was so happy when I thought that the editor of the painting king knew that the hunter and the author of the next stop was me and Xiao Lu Ying, two children who were still in elementary school, and those eyes were bigger than lanterns. Although I thought about letting Lancer replace her, I forgot that Xiao Lu Ying likes to be in the limelight, and as soon as the editor came, she invited her to recruit everything, so that Xiao Lu Ying and I, the two "genius cartoonists", were shocked by the editor. Hawkers,It's not bad to be praised like this.,Sure enough, the feeling of refreshment from reading novels is far less intense than experiencing it in person.。

So when I was in a good mood, I couldn't help but hum a song when I walked on the road.

"The sun shines on my head, and the flowers smile at me. The bird said early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives? I'm going to blow up the school, and the teacher doesn't know. Ignited the fire and ran quickly. Boom, the school is gone. ”

=mouth=

A group of passers-by who were "intoxicated" by my beautiful singing voice.

……

As a result, soon after, a wave of nursery rhyme tampering began to rise.

"Studying is hard, reading is tiring, and you have to pay tuition fees for studying. It's better to join the Black Society, you have money, power and status, and women to sleep with you. This is a few bear children who have gathered together and chanted aloud.

Looking at their innocent smiles, they don't seem to realize how serious their singing is, no, in order to prevent the flowers of the motherland from being dusted prematurely, I want them to change back!

I walked over slowly, pretending to be careless: "Spring sleep does not wash your feet, mosquitoes bite everywhere." Come to the big bear at night, see where you run!"

Sure enough, as soon as the master spoke, he knew that there was a wood, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I was shocked by the four seats, attracting the attention of those bear children, and they all looked over "hey".

I continued to shake my head and read: "In the middle of the night, the ghost knocked on the door, and the pedestrians on the road wanted to break their souls. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white, white, ** 3,000 beauties, iron pestle grinding into embroidery needles. I will not regret the wide clothes and untie them, and I will make people haggard for Yi. ”

=mouth=

All the bear children opened their mouths wide as above, and they looked surprised at the gods, and they were shocked, let you see what is more powerful.

"Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, and it's okay to give one more. If you are poor, you will be left alone. If you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines. Three stooges, all stinky and the same. Shoot the man first and shoot the horse, and catch the traitor in bed. When the book is used, there is little hatred, and the money is not enough to spend at the end of the month. If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old, and if people have love, they will die early. I was born to be useful, and the mouse son will make holes. Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a pot and two pots. The husband who knots the hair does not go to bed, and the wife of the chaff does not go to court......"

I spoke faster and faster like a chain cannon, and the mouths of the bear children opened wider and wider, making people feel the urge to stuff a fist in.

“…… If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and people are not in vain with young people. I persuaded the Heavenly Father to shake it up, and the Heavenly Father yelled at me three times!"

After reading the last paragraph, I was angry, moved my hands up flat, and then pressed down, making a posture of finishing work.

"Oh, how can you be so much! ”

"Teach me those verses too, how do you pronounce that merry man or something?"

"Big brother, you are my idol, sign for me. ”

A group of bear children surrounded me like star-chasing fans, clamoring to worship me as a teacher, really, I didn't even worship the teacher, there was no sincerity at all.

"Don't rush, don't rush. I persuaded them slowly, put my fist to my mouth and hummed twice, and said: "Slipping or something is to call it technology and literature, but the connotation of the thing you just read is woody, don't read it in the future." ”

"I don't understand what? ”

"Speak Mandarin to me. I struck a folding fan on the bear child's head, and the latter relented.

"Anyway, don't talk about these unhealthy slips in the future, I'll teach you the ones I just read. ”

After finally handing over to them the skills of poetry writing twenty years later, the cheering bear child crossed the river and demolished the bridge and ran, I deeply doubted that I would become the master who was starved to death by being a disciple of the church, knowing that the creative ability of elementary school students in this area is better than that of adults.

Halfway through the line, I heard someone singing about that unhealthy slippery, and it looked older than the bear children just now, at least ten years old, and Nima asked me to recite the centipede-like poem again!

"Reading is hard, reading is tiring. "BY bear kids

"Reading is not bitter, you will not. I interjected with a straight face.

The bear child was curious for a moment, and continued to read: "The students in the audience doze off......"

"Every time, you go to bed first. ”

"The teacher on the stage will only bark ......," the bear child cast a dissatisfied look.

"Bark, you don't learn in class. "I'm going-for-tat without giving in.

"It's better to join the underworld ......"

"The whole family immigrated to Green Island to sleep. ”

"Collect protection money every day......"

": Sooner or later, it will become a funeral bill. "My tone is sour.

"Rich, powerful, and status......"

":There are cars, houses, and tablets:. ”

"And Meimei sleeps with me......" the bear child's angry eyes looked like they were about to pounce.

": I woke up to know the dinosaur girl. ”

"Ahhhh

I slapped my palms after finishing the construction site, this level of smoothness I was already tired of playing when I was in elementary school, and I dared to talk to me about this.

I did a good deed every day, and I did a good deed today, and I changed a few bear children to righteousness, so I don't need to thank me~~

……

"Only socialism is the only road to communism, and capitalist society is bound to perish. "On the podium, the politics teacher was impassionedly talking about the contents of the political textbook.

The other elementary school students listened attentively but were aware of it, and memorized it in their minds. And I, a middle school student who has been influenced by the Internet in later life, is not cold, let alone memory, I am already very hard just holding back my laughter now, and I really have to start with a doll.

But from a literal point of view, it's not wrong, but I don't know if this demise is hundreds or thousands of years.

The biggest difference between elementary school and middle school is that the moment the bell rings, the moment the bell rings for the end of class, it is like a wild beast out of the cage.

I looked at Wang Xiaoming, who was sitting in the same position and was making strokes, although I could see a rough idea from the perspective of an observer, but the specific thing was that I had to know more about close contact, so ......

embankment lawn

"Xiao Ming, you're also painting today. ”

I tidied up my skirt and sat down next to Wang Xiaoming.

"Yo, little girl, I haven't seen you for a while, where have you been......" Wang Xiaoming seemed very happy about my arrival, and he said excitedly: "Forget it, let's not talk about those, I've recently drawn a few new comics, do you want to read them?"

"I don't want to. ”

"......" Wang Xiaoming's expression was poured with cold water, which was called interesting.

I said playfully, "Well, but since you asked sincerely, I'll just reluctantly watch it, thank me." ”

"It turned out to be a tsundere attribute. Wang Xiaoming muttered quietly.

Nima, don't think I didn't hear, I'll beat you.

Holding back the exposed fist of the green muscles, I took the drawing board and glanced at the content that had just been drawn on it, I thought it was just an ordinary update serialization, but what I didn't expect was that I sprayed rice directly......