Chapter 42: Signing Starts
"Whew! I'm finally back. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Taking a deep breath and looking at the cityscape from the top of the hill, I couldn't help but have the illusion that it was a world away, just about 20 years of change, the city is like a child growing up, and the changes are almost unrecognizable.
Speaking of which, this time the invaders have done a good thing for me, allowing me to witness the journey of this light city from one era to another.
"Darling, it's time to go. Next to him was the smiling little Lu Ying.
"Ah, it's been so long, it's time for me to go home. "That being said, I'm still a kid in a dress.
I took out the piece of white rabbit toffee given by Eniz and stared at it, I didn't react for a while, but now I think about it carefully, since it is to recover the body, then I really have to find a safe place where no one is around, otherwise I will have a big cup in front of everyone.
But I don't seem to be able to go home now, so I'd better go to my secret base "The Threshold of Absolute Depression" and change back first.
"Okay, Darling, I'll go with you. β
"By the way, don't call me Darling outside, I don't want people to cause unnecessary misunderstandings. "I reminded righteously that it doesn't matter what I usually do, but now I'm just Lori.
"So......" Xiao Lu Ying tilted her head to her little lips and thought for a few seconds, "Honey?"
"Isn't that different!"
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Lancer's sake, since he helped Eniz brush Deathwing, didn't say hello and slipped away with the transformation potion in his hand, and he didn't know where to study.
Doodle!
A bus passing by a long distance suddenly honked its horn, and its loudness almost scared people out of the way.
"I'll go! "I looked at the passing bus with great displeasure, and roughly estimated that the volume was at least 100 decibels or more, the kind of horn used on the highway.
"Scared, scared me to death. Xiao Lu Ying, who was pressing her chest, had palpitations, and looked at the face of the bus and was also very dissatisfied, "What the hell is that driver, aren't you afraid of scaring people." β
If you look closely, there are also a few passers-by around who are also frightened.
"Na, Darling, don't you think the streets are noisy?"
I'm too lazy to correct the name of this product.,Listening to her mention it.,It's really noisy.,I used to be used to it so I didn't pay much attention to it.,Now there's a comparison of the past era.,It's really a little too noisy.γ
"Ah, you're right, it's noisy. "I rarely agree with her. β
Xiao Lu Ying, who was approving herself, was happy for a moment, and then asked, "Then how do the residents who live on both sides of the street live?"
"Hmm......" I subconsciously looked at the buildings on both sides, in this busy street, all kinds of mobile phone stores, clothing stores and other loudspeakers of propaganda and advertising slogans non-stop, most of the windows of these residential buildings are closed, ahhhh
After struggling with the time to put up a small advertisement, I casually said nonsense: "Surely the ears and hearing have been damaged, this kind of small volume can't break their defenses to carry it." Why do you think this seems so close to the truth?
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"Hostess, bring us two Choroz. With a very innocent and innocent smile on my face, I took out five dollars and handed it over.
"Here, two little girls. The proprietress is a very kind grandmother, and she does not charge five yuan according to the market price, but returns one piece to me: "Look at your cute appearance, let's cheapen your one." β
I pretended to be embarrassed and thanked Xiao Lu Ying shyly.
On the self-cultivation of actors, sure enough, reading is beneficial~!
"That's why children have an advantage over older children. "I'm happily licking the chocolate crust while I express my thoughts.
"Yes, yes, yes. Xiao Lu Ying empathized: "When Sakura I went to the cinema to watch the chickens run, I received half-price tickets!"
"Besides, what are the advantages of children over adults?" I thought to Xiao Lu Ying.
"I see! Children can enter the women's bathroom at will without being taken for a pervert...... Pain~" Xiao Lu Ying covered her head pitifully.
"You're only a few years old, your mind is so impure, you don't have any thoughts of sneaking into the men's bathroom. I looked at me skeptically.
"What's the matter, people were thrown out before they even went in. β
"You've really done it!"
A scene somewhere next to me caught my attention, several women were chatting, one of them was holding a little boy about five years old, and while laughing, a young woman held the little boy in her arms with a smile on his face, and the little boy had an unknown expression.
Ah, I found the difference, the child pounces on the girl's chest and calls it cute, and the adult pounces on the girl's chest and calls it perverted, it's a crime, what kind of world is this!
When it comes to crime, children have an advantage in this area that is as good as adults.
"But there are many advantages to being an adult compared to a child. I listened to the wind and rain, stretched out my index finger and said: "For example, you can surf the Internet, watch, play H games, do OOXX and other strange things~"
When I heard OOXX, I began to look at Xiao Lu Ying, who was fantasizing about YY, and I ruthlessly shattered her fantasies: "You are still ten years early." β
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Speaking of which, these two Qiao Lezi just now made me financially nervous, I don't know if the money caused by the threshold of depression can be used, and it is no problem when it is in the world, so it should be no problem in the original world, right?
"Darling, look at that person!" Xiao Lu Ying suddenly shook my shoulders and exclaimed nervously.
What's all the fuss about?
Looking in the direction she was pointing, I immediately couldn't calm down.
"Hurry up, hurry up. I pulled her and hurriedly turned around to escape, but sadly it was a step too late.
"Sure enough, it's the two of you, and I'm not mistaken. β
Running from behind to block in front of him was a young man in his twenties, with an ordinary appearance, an ordinary figure, and an ordinary dress, belonging to the type that he couldn't recognize when he threw it on the street, but why did we recognize it at a glance and wanted to run away, because this guy was ......
"You've mistaken someone, big brother. "I'm dying and struggling to sell cute and stupid.
"Hehe, don't make a fuss, you two stand together, your clothes are still the same as last time, how could I admit my mistake. β
Everyone has guessed that this is Wang Xiaoming's children's shoes that have been teleported back to the "future", as for why Wang Xiaoming, who was teleported back, is here......
"Ah~ I thought I would never see you again after returning to my own time and space...... You guys. "Changed his words, it seems that this guy is still a little shy, squirming and pinching.
"Sakura-chan, let's go. "I have the same rigid expression as a news host.
"Wait, wait, where are you going?" Wang Xiaoming's expression was a little flustered, as if he was afraid that he would never see him again if he left.
"I don't talk to perverted lolicons. I left a sentence in a huff, and I left without looking back.
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The location of the Threshold of Absolute Depression is still located in the same place, but at this time, the Threshold of Absolute Depression is no longer the excessively ornate building like the legendary Bronze Bird Tower, but has become the faΓ§ade of a bookstore.
The magnetic field that shields passers-by seems to be still there, and the attitude of passers-by in front of the store is like a pebble on the side of the road, and no one seems to notice that there is an unfamiliar bookstore on this familiar street.
After stepping inside, the layout of the rooms in the world has also changed, and it has become a library-style, with rows of bookshelves neatly arranged, filled with books on finance, medicine, history, food, travel, education, and even a comic corner.
If it weren't for the fact that there was a dark sense of the threshold of depression, I really thought I was in the wrong place.
"Well, you're here. Lancer said hello as he came out of the room's lab.
"Did you make it all here, Lancer. "I took out a copy of the Lucky Star Kid from the bookshelf and flipped through a few pages at random, and the content turned out to be real.
"Well, I changed it because I felt that the original style didn't fit in with the surrounding environment. "It seems that there is still something to be done, and after saying hello, Lancer retracted back to the laboratory to tinker, it should be the transformation potion that he started at the research post, it seems that the guy will be busy for a while.
But it's true that the current library is more compatible with the surrounding buildings, and there is no sense of disobedience.
The threshold of absolute depression can change its form according to people's imagination, and even create a lot of practical good things with a direct thought, such as ......
"Haha, sure enough, you can still make money!" Looking at the hundred-dollar bill that I conjured out of thin air in my hand, my heart felt like I had won the jackpot.
Just in case, I deliberately brought the money out of the threshold of depression, and who knew that the money disappeared.
Embarrassment
When I redeemed the prize, I found out that the winning ticket turned out to be the last issue, and it seems that only when I am in the world can I bring out the things that I imagined at the threshold of despair.
Take a look in the library of the Threshold of Despair, where Xiao Lu Ying obediently reads the girl's comics of "Playful Couple".
It's a good thing I didn't rush to eat toffee here, otherwise I would have had fruit.
"Sakura-chan, do you still have your rampage, lend me one. After thinking about it, I had to go home and eat.
"Well, besides, who does Darling want to fix?" Xiao Lu Ying took out a rampaging bomb that she had with her and handed it to me.
"It's not about anyone, just in case......," I vaguely fooled, "You read the manga slowly, I'll go first." β
"Yes, see you tomorrow. β
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Standing at the familiar door again, the wooden door of twenty years ago has been replaced with an anti-theft door, the kind that can withstand kicking.
I don't have a key on my body, and my parents shouldn't be at home at this time, only the Pure Land is alone, and with the IQ of a three-year-old child in the Pure Land, it should be very simple to fool around.
"Knock Knock"
There was a knock on the door.
"It's coming. β
It's terrible! It's actually Daddy who opened the door!
He was visibly stunned when he saw me.
"Who are you looking for?" Daddy's eyes seemed familiar and tried to remember.
"IβI'm here to find Brother Ashen. β
"Ah Shen's words should be about to end school. Seems to have a good impression of me, and my father warmly entertained: "You come and sit down first, Ah Shen will be back soon." β
"Yes~"
After entering the door, I sat obediently on the sofa, still a little puzzled by my father's reaction, my gesture was obviously the first time we met him, but why did he put on an expression that he couldn't think of an acquaintance?
"I'm going to make juice, you wait. β
"Yes. β
Seeing my dad leave the living room, I quickly slipped into my room, locked the door, and swallowed the piece of toffee immediately after taking off my skirt and wig.
Immediately, my chest hurts, my whole body heats up, and my body has a APTX4869 chemical reaction, which is not scientific! Obviously, I feel it when I get older, why do I have to go through the process of Conan becoming a new one when I get older!?
Fortunately, the time to grow up is very fast, and the time of a cup of tea has changed back, and there is no abnormal phenomenon in the body, so I am relieved.
I carefully tucked the dress and wig into the closet and changed back into my original casual clothes.
And the doorknob was pulled up in due course.
"Here we are. β
"Ah Shen, when did you come back?"
"Just now, if you were looking for that girl, she came to return my things, and she left just now after giving it back to me. β
"That's ......"
After saying a few words to break up my father, I plunged into the soft quilt and fell into a state of emptiness, and today is so harmonious......
Five days later
The last mutation has come to an end, and my life has returned to normal, and the Yan Kai signature I got in the world has disappeared decisively after I came back, and the result is that I am busy in vain.
On this day, I continued to have fun with a group of big wet people on the group.,By the way, share and upload some seeds that contribute to art.,Just when the chat was high.,The doorbell rang again.γ
"Open the door, SF Express!"
I'm not going to worry about it anymore, but who's sending the courier, Mr. Giroud?
After signing the bill, the sender was actually sent by Mr. Wang Yongsheng who was far away in the capital, no, now he is in his eighties, and he should be called Grandpa Wang.
opened the envelope, and inside was a daily greeting from Grandpa Wang, which said that Chinese animation has recently picked up and trended, and also elaborated on some personal opinions.
Seeing Grandpa Wang's emotions for anime, my heart warmed, at least my efforts to correct it were not in vain.
[Finally, I also brought a gift to Xiao Shen]
What kind of gift?
Suddenly, something fell, I picked it up and looked at it, it turned out to be a postcard, on which was Yan Kai's autograph:
Sincerely: You who support and love Chinese animation
- Yan Kai