"Another corrupt official has fallen off the horse~!" Lazily lying on the desk, Xiao Lu Ying turned her head to look at me and asked, "Darling, why do you say that there are so many corrupt officials in the Celestial Empire?"

"Then do you still need to ask......" Because the snacks were confiscated, I can only rely on reading books to divert my attention: "When parents educate their children, they can buy a lot of big houses, a lot of good cars, and marry a lot of wives in the future by studying hard, and they can serve the people and help more people in need by being a big official, how many do you think are not greedy?"

When I think of this, I am powerless, this kind of rhetoric has been said by my mother before, but now I think about it carefully, I can afford to buy a yarn with the salary of an official alone, isn't this a corruption when parents force their children to become officials, and everything really has to start with a baby. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"But Sakura-chan, it's surprising that you're paying attention to all this political news. "In my impression, this Lori will only be obsessed with those Korean and Japanese drama stars Shuai Guo, what's wrong today, the sun didn't come out of the west!

"Darling is true, people occasionally pay attention to national affairs. ”

Is it really just occasional?

"Naa, Darling. Xiao Lu Ying, who was reading a history textbook, rubbed my elbow.

"What's the matter?" I continued to stare at my textbook without looking back.

"Darling is a hero and has saved the world many times, right?"

(=_,=) Hmph, that's natural.

"Has Darling ever eaten Xiang?"

"Poof-" I asked, with a look of eating Xiang at the corner of my eyebrows, "Why do you say that?"

"This is it!" Xiao Lu Ying pointed harmlessly to a page of a history textbook.

What, it turned out to be the story of Gou Jian's lying down and tasting courage.

"And here. "Turn a few pages to another story.

What, it turned out to be the story of Sun Bin eating that.

"So, the people who eat Xiang are all heroes, so I asked unconsciously, I'm sorry, Darling~" knocked on the back of his head and stuck out his tongue.

"There may be heroes in Xiang, but more of them are definitely insane, and ah......" A crossroads popped up on my forehead, and my fist was placed on her little head and pressed down: "Don't think that I will let you go if you sell cuteness." ”

"Woooo~"

"It's useless to learn from Yayu!"

……

"But speaking of which, if Gou Jian and Sun Bin hadn't exploded in the end and left their names in history, then the historical record would have been just a simple madman, right?" asked Xiao Lu Ying, who re-read the history textbook.

"Ah, do you remember the topic of 'vulgarity' that I once talked about, as the saying goes, a big husband can bend and stretch, Gou Jian and Sun Bin are such typical examples. Of course, if they didn't go to eat Xiang, they could also have the name of being a soldier who could not be killed. After thinking for a while, I added: "The winner is king, and the loser is the villain, perhaps more of a derogatory name." ”

"Speaking of derogatory meanings, I think of the same thing, but because of the difference in words, people will have positive or negative opinions?" Xiao Lu Ying rubbed up and sat on the desk, face to face with me up close, with the same smile on the corner of her mouth: "For example, the three words 'very useless', I can use these three words to turn a lot of positive things into negative at once, believe it or not." ”

"How is this possible, no matter how much the wording is changed, the fact is that how can it change the meaning with just three words. "I have a look on my face that you're fooling someone.

"Then do you want to try it?" Xiao Lu Ying blinked her eyes, and her mischievous smile was indescribably playful.

"Okay, if I lose, I'll listen to your request. "I thought about it carefully, but I just listened, but I wasn't satisfied.

"Okay, let's go. ”

I had a long time, but who knew that this Lori had a big killer weapon at the beginning: "Darling agreed to my bet very uselessly." ”

"Mutter!" The damage of an arrow piercing the heart, the HP dropped by a third, obviously it was just a very ordinary joke, why did it seem like I was not smart enough to be deceived by her to make a bet.

"You're amazing, but can you change the analogy? "I looked like I had been struck.

"Yes. Xiao Lu Ying changed her position, put her legs up, and sat on the desk, "Guan Yu killed Hua Xiong very uselessly. ”

It's amazing, it's obviously a classic story of killing a well-known general as a nobody, but after adding "very useless", this warm wine slashing Huaxiong actually seems to be Guan Yu bullying the small with a big and not wanting to lose face.

"The class leader was very useless and won the third place in the whole grade. ”

It's a thing to be proud of, but it sounds like it's too shameful to be the first or second to get the third.

"The emperor is very useless, there are three palaces, six courtyards, and three thousand beauties. ”

It's obviously too much to turn for ten years, but it seems that the emperor's harem is far from enough.

"The Manchu Qing Dynasty was very useless to lay down the Ming Dynasty. ”

The powerful Ming Dynasty was so organized, it seemed as if the Manchu Qing Dynasty couldn't afford to fight other places and only dared to fight the Ming Dynasty, Sakura, you can do it too well!

I was useless to kneel OTZ

But it seems too useless to just admit defeat like this, so I still want to think of some tricks to fight back, but how to fight back?

In addition to the negative word that is not used, there is another kind of positive word that becomes positive whenever it comes to everything. Xiao Lu Ying stood barefoot on the table condescendingly, and when she looked up, she could faintly see the bear pattern under the skirt from this perspective.

Swallowing unconsciously, "What's that?"

"That's love, that's courage!In short, it's courage!"

Well, I've heard of cigarette addiction, and it's a big determination to never touch a cigarette.

"The courage not to quit smoking!"

It's like going your own way and letting others say it, and you won't let external elements shake your own living habits, and you feel cool.

"The courage to surrender. ”

Those who know the times are the hurriers of Junjie, and they are heroes who can afford to lose and take and put down.

"The Courage Not to Surrender"

The eldest husband would rather die than give in, loyal and courageous or something, so awe-inspiring!

"The courage to engage in the base. ”

Wow, ah, ah!! not afraid of worldly prejudices, still facing their true emotions, it's so touching,

"The courage to throw in the towel. "Xiao Lu Ying knocked my triumphant expression, as if she was saying that Darling, you should also admit defeat and listen to my request.

"This kind of thing. I stood up and resolutely refused: "I have the courage to never admit defeat!"

"Oh oh!" Xiao Lu Sakura was shocked, "No matter what kind of blows and setbacks are encountered, they don't compromise easily, this spirit is too exciting, what about the temperament of the protagonist of JUMP!" After speaking, this Lori was frustrated and bent forward: "I didn't expect to be knocked down by my own attack, Sakura is really a failure." ”

Admit it.

Speaking of courage, it's a panacea, so I'll try again.

"For example, the author has the courage to procrastinate!"

Woohoo~!Obviously it's just a simple undisciplined behavior, but after adding courage, it's as if the author has to delay the manuscript for the sake of quality for the sake of slow work.

Hehe, so it's understandable that the author delays the manuscript, and the reader won't mind, right~~