Dai Zexing took a sip of tea from the teacup, then rubbed his hands on his clothes, and saw Nangong Douling frowning disgustingly, he said, "There is no sink and no paper towels, what do you tell me to do?"

Li Xuduan took out a square handkerchief from the sleeve of the dogwood's robe and threw it to him.

Dai Zexing caught it, "No, a big man, with a small handkerchief?

Li continued: "No, then forget it." He swiped his finger in the air, and the square handkerchief in Dai Zexing's hand turned into a toad.

Dai Zexing screamed, threw the toad away, and covered his chest in shock.

Li continued: "Do you have to be as afraid of toads as you to be considered a real man?"

Dai Zexing tried to regain his composure, sat up straight, and pretended to say, "The toad is poisonous, I'm just worried that I'm poisoned." You have a bad heart, and you conjure up poisonous animals into my hands to kill me?"

"It's just a little joke. "It turns out that the most powerful part of your sect's spells is that they are used for pranks, practicing this kind of boring spells all day long, you mages are really free. ”

"Without this boring spell, you have been torn apart by the hungry. Li Xuan did not budge.

Nangong Douling sat between the two, his eyes moving left and right, feeling that their war broke out very inexplicably.

Li Xuan gave her the impression that she was obviously such a gentle and polite person, but she would also have a tantrum side;

Dai Zexing is even more strange, Li Xuan kindly brought him down from the mountain, and so far he has not heard him say thank you, but looks at Li Xuan everywhere as if he is not pleasing to the eye, and looks for an opportunity to sarcastically mock him at any time.

The two of them were like children in the middle of kindergarten arguing with each other, childish and uncontrollable, and there was no intention of interrupting at all.

Dai Zexing said: "Not only is there a problem with the handkerchief, but there is also a problem with your dress, which is nondescript, it is women's clothing." ”

"It's not women's clothing, but it's really not as fashionable as your panties. Li interrupted and choked back.

Nangong Douling roared: "Pause!"

She puffed up and said, "You're arguing so much that my head is going to crack." ”

Nangong Douling looked at Dai Zexing: "People kindly gave you a handkerchief, not only did you not thank you, but you were also coldly picky, I would have kicked you to death a long time ago." ”

Dai Zexing said: "It's your boyfriend, of course you protect him." ”

"I'm not ......," Li interrupted before he finished speaking.

Nangong Douling poked the branch that was still forked with half a piece of flesh in his hand and pressed it against Dai Zexing's carotid artery, and Dai Zexing immediately raised his hands in a surrender form.

"If you say that he is my boyfriend, I will not be polite, I emphasize again, I don't have a boyfriend! This kind of thing cannot happen! Our Soul Attraction Sect forbids love and marriage! Do you understand this wooden fish head?"

Dai Zexing nodded hurriedly.

Li Xuan suddenly said, "What do you call him?"

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Nangong Douling retracted the branch, "I scolded him for the head of the wooden fish, not for you, do you have an opinion?"

Li Xuan stared at the flames with a depressed expression, "Don't call him that." ”

"Scared, are you okay with your brain?" Nangong Douling almost wanted to cut off Li Xu's pulse on the spot, "I was arguing with this guy so fiercely just now, and now I'm complaining about him again?" ”

"It's not that I'm angry, it's that I don't want to hear you call him Muyu Head. Li Xuan put his hands in his sleeves and held them flat in front of him, his attitude was very stubborn.

Nangong Douling was confused, and the tortoiseshell came over with a small copper teapot next to her to pour her tea, this small teapot didn't seem to need to receive water, and the tea in it was inexhaustible, so there was nothing wrong with it, Nangong Douling thought to herself, it might be some kind of magic weapon.

The tortoiseshell took the opportunity to pour the tea and whispered in her ear, "You used to call only one person the head of the wooden fish, and that person is my master, and now you use his exclusive nickname to call other men, the master will naturally be a little unhappy." ”

Nangong Douling replied in a low voice: "Is this nickname so good? Your master likes this nickname so much, is he mentally retarded?"

The tortoiseshell said softly: "The master is very smart, no matter what can be learned, but a little rectum, very slow to feelings, often can't turn around, and the master is very kind, in fact, since the master accepted me, he has not punished me, every time he says to punish, he is pretending to scare me." You are so considerate of him. ”

"Tortoiseshell, what are you talking about behind my back? Li continued to stiffen his face.

The tortoiseshell hurriedly walked away, returning to stand beside the middle-aged man in a red robe, as if he regarded this person as his master.

Nangong Douling snorted and said: "I'm asking where did the tortoiseshell get this mutton, there are no other creatures in this desert except weeds and stones, and even flies can't see it, how can there be such fat meat?"

Li continued: "Take things from the air." ”

"Oh......" Actually, Nangong Douling considered this possibility from the beginning, but now he has nothing to say.

She tossed the bones aside and burped, and the sound of a toad could be heard beside her.

Dai Zexing was nervous for a while, it seemed that he was really afraid of the toad, and Nangong Douling secretly thought he was funny and cute.

She grabbed the toad that had jumped on her lap and pinched it hard.

Dai Zexing immediately covered his mouth, with an expression of wanting to vomit.

Nangong Douling slowly opened his hand to him, and the palm of his hand was not a bloody toad corpse, but a crumpled square handkerchief lying quietly.

"What's going on?" Dai Zexing asked in surprise.

"It's just a nightmare spell that transforms the form of an object, this is originally a square handkerchief, and the second stunned man next to me deliberately became a toad in order to trick you. ”

Dai Zexing was so angry that she wanted to beat her, she hurriedly blocked his arm, "Don't touch me with oily dirty hands." ”

"Not yourself. ”

The two fought with their hands for a long time, but neither took advantage of them, they were both tired and stopped fighting each other.

Nangong Douling wiped his mouth with a square handkerchief, and found that Li Xuxuan had been staring at him.

The cheeks that stared at her stiffly were angry, and she just said that he was stunned?

No, it's not. This kind of look should be angry that she and Dai Zexing are playing so affectionately.

Make her feel so uncomfortable.

Hey, what did she do wrong? It's not illegal to play with Dai Zexing, right? Why do you look at yourself so fiercely?

Nangong Douling tried to ignore this angry gaze and looked ahead, "Thank you for the hospitality, I'm full, now, can you explain your identity?"

The middle-aged man put down the teacup, and a deep melancholy welled up between his eyebrows, like a ship about to sink in a storm.

His skin was a rough bronz, not a natural one, and he looked like he had been through a lot of weather.

The man beckoned to her, "Come here." ”

Nangong Douling looked at Dai Zexing and Li Xuduan, Dai Zexing did not show any objections, and so did Li Xuduan.

Dai Zexing also urged her: "He called you over." ”

"Who knows what this weird uncle is going to do to me. ”

"It's going to be fine, isn't it me there? He dares to make a move on you, and I'll be the first to clean him up." As soon as he said this, Dai Zexing hurriedly changed the topic, "And I don't think he's a bad person, and he invited me to eat meat." Just go over it, he must have something very important to say to you. ”