"Huh?" Lu Yu was stunned when he heard this, this sloppy monk is sick, right? What does it have to do with me? I just passed by to make soy sauce, what does it have to do with being a monk?!

And it's only been 50 years? How many 50 years does a person have in this life, is this different from a lifetime? Even if there are some peerless miracles, it doesn't seem to be very attractive, right?!

Just when this thing was complaining frantically in his heart, the sloppy monk suddenly laughed: "Seeing that you don't speak, you must be tempted?

"Poof!coughcoughcough!Who said I was tempted!You're catching a strong man!" Lu Yu was so choked that he almost lost his breath, and hurriedly stood up and took a few steps back.

Seeing this, the sloppy monk couldn't help but say with a disappointed face: "What's wrong with being a monk? Every day in addition to chanting scriptures, he sleeps and is more comfortable? Young people just think too much." ”

Lu Yu grinned, at ease? At ease, you can go by yourself! Don't beat me! I'm still a yellow flower!

And at this moment, Song Ziyu on the side couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.

At the beginning, this dialogue between monks and laymen was quite like that, one chanting and the other indifferent.

But no one expected that this style of painting would become too fast, and now it is simply a crazy monk and a stupid boy.

Hearing Song Ziyu's laughter, the sloppy monk also turned his gaze and said, "Little girl, what are you laughing at? Isn't it that you are interested in being a monk...... Oh no, you're a woman, you should be called a nun! Well, a little nun is not bad, and she is also a Buddhist, not a broken oath......

Hearing this, Song Ziyu hurriedly held back a smile and shook his head: "Master, don't be joking, I don't want to become a monk, and I have no interest in peerless martial arts." ”

"You don't want to become a monk either?!" the sloppy monk's eyes widened, his face full of frustration.

Suddenly!

He slapped the boulder under him vigorously and said angrily: "No! It's been more than 40 years! I've been in this place where birds don't for a long time! Today one of you two must stay and become a monk! Be a monk or a nun, you choose! Or ......"

The sloppy monk rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Or if you two really don't want to be separated, it's okay to stay here together, the monk is married to a nun, and then many little monks and little nuns can be born! In that case, you don't have to wait here like me, just let those little monks and little nuns help you stay here!"

"Well, that's a good idea! If only I could have caught a nun! I was so stupid at the time! Hahahaha......

Seeing this sloppy monk's self-talk like a nervous disorder, Lu Yu and Song Ziyu couldn't help but glance at each other.

This monk can't be serious, right?

You must know that although this monk is not able to speak, his kung fu is absolutely first-class! If he really comes hard, I am afraid that the two of them will definitely not get any benefits!

Slowly, the smile in Song Ziyu's eyes had turned into a look of vigilance, and Lu Yu on the side could even clearly feel the improvement of her whole body's momentum!

And this is the last thing Lu Yu wants to see!

After all, the odds of winning are very low, and it's not like there's no room for manoeuvre......

Thinking of this, Lu Yu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Master......"

"Don't call me master!" the sloppy monk waved his hand and said, "If you two are monks, then I won't be a monk!"

As he spoke, he pointed to his bald head and said: "It turns out that I don't want to be this monk either, it was all deceived by that old monk, and he didn't know what means he used to get my hair gone, and he didn't grow a single hair for more than 40 years! He kept telling me that this was the will of heaven! Let Lao Tzu read the scriptures here for more than 40 years in vain! Now it's your turn!"

Lu Yu rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "Okay! Even if you leave us here as monks and nuns, but what is going on, you have to make it clear to me, right? If you don't understand, are you so sure that we won't leave after you leave?"

The sloppy monk was stunned when he heard this, scratched his bald head and said, "I really didn't think of this...... Why don't I break both of your legs first?"

Song Ziyuxing's eyes widened, and she said angrily: "What are you talking about! Soldiers can be killed but not humiliated! How can we let you handle it!"

Lu Yu hurriedly grabbed Song Ziyu and said to the sloppy monk: "You are a stupid trick! Do you think it is still more than forty years ago? Do you know how advanced the technology is outside? If we want to leave, we can find someone to save us anytime and anywhere, either you tell the reason now, or we will leave now, and you can do it yourself!"

The sloppy monk thought about it, and finally nodded slowly, and said, "Okay! Anyway, I want to tell you, I'll tell you that it's actually nothing! But after I finish speaking, you must not leave, this is a big secret!"

Lu Yu smiled slightly: "That's right! Let's talk about it, what the hell is going on." ”

Saying that, Lu Yu also sat on a stone in front of the grass shed with a smile, looking much more leisurely than just now.

However, Song Ziyu was puzzled, secrets are not something to listen to casually, if they didn't hear the secret, the two of them might still have room to maneuver, but if they really heard the secret of the sloppy monk, I'm afraid it would be like what the sloppy monk said, and they wouldn't be able to leave!

"Lu Yu, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd?" Song Ziyu couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

Lu Yu's gaze casually glanced at the sloppy monk, and then smiled mysteriously at Song Ziyu: "Don't be impulsive, I naturally have my reasons for doing this." ”

Song Ziyu frowned slightly, but she didn't say anything, nodded lightly and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”

Lu Yu lifted the corners of his mouth and said to the sloppy monk: "I can talk about it now, but before we say it, should we get to know each other first?" My name is Lu Yu, may I ask?"

The sloppy monk nodded and said: "Of course, I don't have a name, to be exact, my original name has long been forgotten, I have been reading three Buddhist scriptures all these years, and I can be regarded as understanding some of the meaning of the four emptiness, you can call me empty monk!"

Lu Yu smiled, the Three Treatises Sect is the "Empty Sect" in Buddhism, and there is nothing wrong with the sloppy monk calling himself an "empty monk". It's just that this empty monk has read Buddhist scriptures for more than 40 years, and now his temper is still so hot, if it was more than 40 years ago, wouldn't his temper be so bad that he has no friends?!

After his thoughts diverged for a while, Lu Yu did not wait for the empty monk to speak first, but took the lead in speaking lightly: "Why don't I guess your secret first?" In fact, the real reason why you have been chanting here all this time is to protect something!"

The empty monk was stunned for a moment and blurted out, "How do you know?!"

Lu Yu didn't answer this question, but suddenly pointed to the grass shed behind him, and said, "Not only do I know, but I also know that you are guarding a tea, a good tea unique to Nanjing, Yuhua tea!"