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This sound sounds familiar, but I don't think I've heard it in a long time.

"I told you before, you can open your eyes even when you're dead, why can't you remember?"

yes, I thought I wouldn't be able to open my eyes when I died.

"You can't be stupid, are you?"

"You're stupid!" Tong Jianjun opened his eyes, only to find himself sitting on a chair with a coffee table full of cups in front of him. Beneath the coffee table and chairs, there is an empty sky.

"It's good not to be stupid, just take a sip of tea to calm down. Fraud sat on the opposite side of the coffee table and leisurely poured Tong Jianjun a cup of tea.

Tong Jianjun picked up the teacup in a daze and took a sip.

"I'm going to start by telling you the good news. "The nuclear bomb exploded at an altitude of hundreds of kilometers, and there were no dead people." ”

"Bad news. ”

"You're hanging. ”

"It's not nonsense, it's not bad news. "It is estimated that no one can face his death more calmly than Tong Jianjun.

"Self-sacrificing, Muqiao's conscience, it's really not a joke. Fraud laughed, "In order to save mankind, you directly played yourself to death, you are also strong enough." ”

"I didn't think about it that much, but there are still a lot of people I know in Tokyo, and I don't want them to be killed by a harmony bullet for no reason. Actually, I thought this Harmony Bullet was a fake, but I didn't know that the guys from the Dimensional Retreat could really get this kind of thing. Tong Jianjun said honestly, "I originally thought that Dijiang's body could resist the harmony bullet, but I didn't expect it to be unable to carry it." ”

"Harmony bomb can be said to be the pinnacle of human beings' death, after so many years, human beings can be regarded as building things that can lift the table. ”

"By the way, you brought that Harmony bomb to such a high place and exploded, although it didn't kill people directly, but the indirect effect was more powerful than a ground nuclear explosion, emp. It's so powerful that you've basically paralyzed the entire Japanese electronic device. ”

"So strong?"

"There's a stronger one, you know?" Fraud laughed.

"What's stronger?" Tong Jianjun wondered.

"I'm going to die, too. The fraud was still grinning, as if it had announced someone else's death.

", are you going to die?" Tong Jianjun was really a little surprised, "I've died so many times, you can save me back, why can't you pull yourself back?"

"Can't pull it back. "The nurse in the game can resurrect her teammates, but when the nurse dies, she can't resurrect herself." ”

"Your analogy is simple and straightforward. Tong Jianjun shook his head, "In other words, I'm really going to die." ”

"No, no, no, you can't die yet. "There's still something to do." ”

"You're going to die, how can I live?" Tong Jianjun shrugged, "It's the first time I've heard that dimensional abilities can still die." ”

"Nothing lasts forever, long enough for the earth and the sun to be finished, not to mention us bedbugs that grow on it. Fraud laughed, "But bed bugs can also kill people, and we may be able to explode stars." ”

"Are you going to explode stars?" Tong Jianjun was really surprised.

"No, it won't. Fraud smiled, "Just kidding to liven up the atmosphere, by the way, I'll tell you a story." ”

"Once upon a time, there was such a stupid fork that somehow was born. This Silly Fork felt that he was born because of humans, and he has been protecting humans from the seven Silly Forks from another dimension. ”

"Seeing that the seven Silly Forks from the other dimension have subordinates, the native Silly Fork felt that he was too lonely, so he made some cute guys. Some of those lovely guys regard Silly Fork as a father, while others respect him as a god. ”

"That Silly Fork succeeded in helping humanity drive out the seven Silly Forks from another dimension, and sacrificed himself to separate Earth from another dimension. And human beings, because of the sacrifice of the stupid fork, have some more abilities that they didn't have in the first place. ”

"After I don't know how many years, the power of that silly fork finally dissipated, and the foolish forks of another dimension made a comeback. Then Ben Shuaibi came into being to save mankind from fire and water. ”

"Because there are more and stronger human beings, this handsome ratio is also stronger than that stupid fork. And the seven stupid forks in the other dimension have not changed much, so Ben Shuaibi easily made them immortal to death. ”

"And then do you know what's going on?" Fraud suddenly stopped narrating and asked Tong Jianjun a question.

"I don't know, did you also sacrifice yourself to separate the dimensions?" Tong Jianjun guessed.

"Do you think Ben Shuai is stupid?" Fraud asked rhetorically.

"Well, probably not. ”

"Of course not, would I do that kind of thing!When Ben Shuaibi beat those seven stupid forks to the ground, and even soaked one of them, do you know what those humans who have been protected by Silly Fork and Ben Shuaibi are thinking? Hahaha......"

Fraud suddenly laughed wildly, laughing so wildly but poignantly, "They feel that humanity has become strong enough that they don't need the presence of God. ”

"At that time, Ben Shuai felt that he was even more stupid than the stupid fork who sacrificed himself!"

Tong Jianjun didn't know how to answer, he remembered what the bureau had said to him before he came to Japan.

"I don't think we humans really need gods. ”

"We protect everybody, and until he really becomes that so-called 'god', he is still in the scope of our protection. ”

Man is protected by the law, but God is not among them. ”

The Dimensional Stability Bureau, which protects humanity, generally holds this view. Now it seems that they are not only targeting the seven gods from another dimension, but also the local 'gods'.

Fraud stopped laughing, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, and continued, "After going through something that I don't really want to remember, after so many years, you reappeared. ”

"I said I was going to die, which may not be accurate, but I was actually dead a long time ago. Fraud laughed, "It's just a little bit of residual thought now." ”

"Humans wanted God to save them, and God appeared. Humans don't feel the need for God, and then God disappears again. Your appearance represents the need for God in human beings, haha. ”

Fraud got up from his chair and walked flat across the empty sky, like a mythical god.

"By the way, there should be BGM here. ”

As soon as the words ended, a song rang out.

"aLIEz, I love this song. a~LIE~s, from a to z, from beginning to end, are all lies!"

He faced the sun and gestured with a middle finger.