Chapter Forty-Eight: This Is a Wonderful Paradise
When Zhao Shenping opened his eyes again, he was suddenly startled. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
What the hell is this dog head.
Subconsciously, Zhao Shenping fanned away with his wings, but the moment he approached the dog's head, a protective film appeared out of thin air to block it, and at the same time, it was unusually soft to dissolve his strength, so that he did not have the slightest discomfort.
At this time, the dog head suddenly grinned and said, "Hey, man, don't get excited, the demons of our demon paradise are a family that loves each other, and they can't attack each other." ”
Demon Paradise?
Zhao Shenping seemed to understand something.
When the system says regression, is it a return to this?
Zhao Shenping looked around, only to see that there was a vast prairie around him, there were many unknown creatures walking in it, a few kilometers away, there was a city with an unusually unique shape, and this big black dog with yellow teeth squatting in front of him, cough, it was really a monster paradise.
"Hey, man, you're new here, right? Do you want me to introduce you to our Demon Paradise? I only accept you three demon yuan, if you ask the system, it's five demon yuan." It's not as vivid and comprehensive as I am, how about it? ”
The big black dog said seriously.
Hearing this, Zhao Shenping glanced at this guy with a little surprise, he thought he had met a good demon, but he didn't expect this guy to hit this idea, Zhao Shenping was amused in his heart, and immediately shook his head and refused, and at the same time stood up from the ground and carefully felt the condition of his body. He remembered that before he returned, he was almost scorched.
"Hey, man, don't you want to know, how do we live here?????," said the big black dog, who was obviously a little unwilling, trying to arouse his curiosity, and said with a mysterious expression.
As if he hadn't heard it, Zhao Shenping, who was about to leave, suddenly felt a darkness in front of him, and when he looked up, it turned out that the big black dog had stood up.
Zhao Shenping was not calm for a moment, I won't say anything about you when you are a big black dog standing on two hind legs, but you are standing up more than two meters high, do you want me to talk to your dark belly? And the genitals, can you find something to block it, you are swaying around like this, don't you think it is unsightly?
Vulgar! too vulgar!
For that reason, I'd rather ask the system than you.
Immediately, Zhao Shenping shook his head vigorously again, raised his head to bypass the big black dog that seriously lacked emotional intelligence, and walked into the distance.
"Hey, man, really don't think about it anymore?"
After Zhao Shenping screamed twice, he didn't bother to bother anymore.
It's just that after walking a few steps, his body suddenly paused, looking at the only fifty-eight demon yuan points left on the attribute panel, he was very puzzled in his heart, and after carefully calculating, he found that there was fifty demon yuan missing.
"I'll go! What's going on?"
Zhao Shenping hurriedly beckoned out of the system and asked unceremoniously: "System, did you undercount fifty demon yuan for me?" ”
"Ding, due to the extremely dangerous physical condition of the host when he returns, in order for the host to return to the Demon Paradise normally and safely, the system took the initiative to repair the host's injuries and shared fifty demon yuan points. ”
"Ding, note: the host doesn't need to be too grateful to the system, the system is so intimate. ”
"Ding, cost: one demon yuan. ”
Although Zhao Shenping has a certain resistance to the system's pit attribute of the cheat, what is the matter with this tease attribute?
Looking at the only fifty-seven demon yuan left, Zhao Shenping instantly felt a huge pressure, thought about it, turned his head to look at the big black dog behind him that was still swaying with a huge childish voice, gritted his teeth in his heart, turned around and walked back.
In order to save these two demon yuan, he also fought hard.
The big black dog looked at Zhao Shenping and walked back, his eyes lit up instantly, and he said unusually enthusiastically: "Hey, man, how is it, have you figured it out?"
Zhao Shenping nodded and wrote on the ground: "Can you squat down and introduce me?"
The big black dog looked at the handwriting on the ground, blinked, and then squatted down, scratched his chin with two fronts, and said with some confusion: "Man, it seems that you can't speak, although the Chinese characters you write are a little ugly, but after all, we are from a nation, I can still recognize it, but in this way, it is very inconvenient for us to communicate, do you see if you add another demon yuan." ”
Hearing this, Zhao Shenping's eyes widened instantly, and he looked at him stunned, as if he was looking at whether this person was a profiteer in his previous life.
When the big black dog saw Zhao Shenping's appearance, he immediately made an innocent expression, and his two front paws were still very humane, and he defended: "Don't think that I took the opportunity to increase the price, think about it, you can't speak, you have to write anything you want, and you want me to squat and talk to you, which has increased the cost of my introduction to you, just add a demon yuan, it's very cheap, the system answers a question casually, don't you want a demon yuan." It's really cheap, it's still because you write Chinese characters, not English, or you give me ten demon yuan, and I won't do it. ”
Just kidding! Is one demon yuan very cheap? It's very cheap, you give it to me? It's very cheap, as for the sake of two demon yuan, do I take the oath I just made in my heart as a fart? What else do you say for the sake of the Chinese face?
In an instant, Zhao Shenping's fighting spirit was full and he wrote on the ground: "Is a demon yuan very valuable?"
After reading the handwriting on the ground, the big black dog hurriedly smiled and waved his two front paws, looking indifferent, and said, "Hey, what is the value of a demon yuan, it is a problem price in the demon clan system, and it is not worth much." ”
Zhao Shenping smiled slightly in his heart, and continued to write: "Then why are you here to worry about it!? Or the first three demon yuan, you introduce me to the demon paradise, you don't like to squat, you can stand, you can lie on your stomach, how to get used to it, how to get used to it! ”
Seeing this, the big black dog was obviously stunned, and then laughed heartily and said, "Okay, the three demon yuan are the three demon yuan, so you should make a friend, among my friends, there is really no one who is a chicken." ”
Zhao Shenping heard this, his body trembled, and he stared at the big black dog with slanted eyes, can you speak!
The big black dog seemed to be unaware, and then said: "My name is Liu Jun, and the familiar demons call me Liu Dahei, what is your name." ”
What is it called?
Zhao Shenping thought for a while and wrote on the ground: "My name is Zhao Shenping, you can call me Dahong." ”
"Da Hong?" The big black dog was stunned, scratched his chin with his front paws, and said thoughtfully, "Da Hong, Da Hei, our brothers are quite destined! Let's go, I'll take you around our demon paradise. ”
"Liu Dahei?Zhao Dahong?What kind of broken name, is there a fate?" Zhao Shenping shook his head with great disgust in his heart, and hurriedly caught up with the big black dog, next to him, and slowly walked towards the city with a unique shape.
didn't go far, Zhao Shenping found that this Liu Dahei was simply a chatter, he didn't say anything, and kept pointing and pointing, causing many demons on the road to look at them angrily, but he himself was indifferent.
"Hey, big red, look at that carp, what's his name... ”
"Hey, forget it, I forgot, but this guy is very interesting, he's obviously a fish demon, but he just doesn't like to stay in the water, he likes to go out of the city a few laps when he has nothing to do, use his fins as legs, paddle slowly on the ground, and grind himself bloody every time, it's just a pervert. ”
"And look over there, that weasel, that wolf-like guy. His fart is called a stink, it can almost smoke away the demons in the whole city, for this reason, everyone collectively pooled a few thousand demon dollars to buy him a purifier from the store, which is the red thing like a sanitary napkin on his buttocks. ”
"Hey, wait, go this way, that palm-sized flower in front of you, but the flower fairy in our city, everyone is waiting for him to transform and see what she can become. ”
Hearing this, Zhao Shenping looked at the unknown flower curiously.
Suddenly, the flower bones opened slightly, and a mouth grew out of it, and he scolded at the big black dog: "You exhibitionist, hurry up and get out of your aunt and grandmother, you don't want to panic when you swing your big sausage all day long." ”
Zhao Shenping was momentarily stunned.
The big black dog also laughed out loud, and then pulled Zhao Shenping to run out of a few hundred meters in an instant, and after letting him go, he laughed there alone and out of breath, and said intermittently for a while: "That guy is a man, he was dressed as a flower, and now he doesn't know if he is a man or a woman, haha... ”
"Uh, why don't you laugh? Isn't it funny?"
Seeing Zhao Shenping's appearance, the big black bear felt a little inexplicable, and touched his head and asked curiously.
Zhao Shenping looked back at the flower that was still roaring angrily, and his heart palpitated, and after listening to the words of the big black bear, he rolled his eyes in his heart, who said it wasn't funny, but I didn't react just now.
"Oh, oh... ”
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