Chapter 686: The Artist's Social Responsibility 1/10
I don't need to explain much, anyway, these are all hateful units, and I don't care about the specific reasons. Having something to do with them is almost the same as hell. Several of his subordinates nodded their heads again and again, indicating that what the master said was reasonable! The actor was even more admiring, and nodded and said: "Director Zhang, this is our artist's sense of social responsibility! We must spare no effort to expose the dark side of this society!"
Bai Er is a fool who doesn't understand this, anyway, whoever steals his chicken leg is the king/bastard, Pang Zuodao was a little stunned, and he didn't know if he should go to the mobile phone to broadcast live if he was looking for a situation. Just this complaint, it's worth a wave of rewards!
That is, Wu Datou still remembered the serious matter, and asked Zhang Dadao in a low voice: "Master, then how do we deal with it?
"Oh," Zhang Dadao only then reacted, and proudly opened the box and said: "For these three different situations, we have to bless Bai Er's mechanism! Come, this is a talisman to deal with Mao Shen, Bai Er, you take it, you will really come in a while! You can stick it on him at once!"
Bai Er took the talisman in a daze, looked at it over and over again, and couldn't tell that this thing rushed up and down at one end. Wu Datou was also curious, so he leaned over and took a look. Zhang Dadao's talisman, he saw it when he was in the martial arts last year, and he was confused at first glance.
"That, master, what are you painting here? It looks a little familiar? That one rushed up?" Wu Datou was also confused, although this thing was familiar, but he couldn't tell what it was. Zhang Dadao's painting is more freehand, and he feels that the answer is in his heart. But I just can't say it.
Zhang Dadao looked at it, and it was also Yile, and he stretched out his hand to adjust it and said, "Look at it this way." It's upward-facing. ”
"Ah, isn't this Wuling? I'll go, master, I can't even see that your painting is a little crooked, if it was red, I would have seen it!" Wu Datou also exclaimed, this is definitely Wuling! This is their van before!
Zhang Dadao nodded while looking through and selecting other talismans, and the head of Wu Datou wondered again, he had seen Zhang Dadao's various unreliable talismans, so he didn't feel strange when he saw the car logo. But how can this thing deal with the homeless mountain god land? He didn't know this, so he hurriedly asked, "Master, is there any way to say this?"
"Hmph. No culture!" Zhang Dadao put down the things in his hand and raised his head, with a look of contempt, and explained in his mouth: "I haven't heard Tang Bohu have a poem? This is the sign of a real estate developer! The immortal's hometown has been bulldozed by real estate developers, can you not be cowardly when you see this!"
"Huh?" Don't talk about Wu Datou. The other people, except for Bai Er, were all stupid! Bai Er's impression of Tang Bohu only stayed at the level of roasted chicken wings and ecstasy rice. Of course, not much thought. The actor and Xiao Pang were stunned, there was no real estate in the Ming Dynasty at that time, right?
Seeing the confusion on everyone's faces, Zhang Dadao was also angry, and said a little angrily: "I don't know this! No wonder college students are recruited now! You can't communicate if your subordinates are uneducated." Let me tell you, didn't that poem say, 'I don't see the tomb of Wuling Haojie?' Why is it gone? I pushed the building of a house! So as soon as I say Wuling, they have to be instigated!"
Zhang Dadao is full of words, and the others are stupid? Wu Datou and Xiaopang really don't know that there is such a statement, and the actor is extremely entangled. This Wuling and Wuling are not the same thing! But let him find fault with Zhang Dao, he really didn't dare. I can only hold back my discomfort and heal my luck on the side.
Wu Datou, who is uneducated, can't say anything, honestly bows his head and doesn't speak, secretly remembering Zhang Dadao's statement in his heart. Zhang Dadao took out another one, handed it to Xiao Pang and said, "Which two big hammers will be pasted on this one!
Wu Datou glanced at it curiously again, this time the painting was more clear, and said that the painting was not quite right, this talisman was printed, and it looked like a woman. Wu Datou was a little confused, this is not a pervert, what's the matter with printing a woman?
Zhang Dadao said calmly: "I originally wanted to draw a Maserati, but I was afraid that the ghost's imagination would not work, so I could only print the ****** directly!"
Wu Datou understood now, the Red Cross! Immediately drew inferences from one another: "Master, this is easy to deal with vampires, right?"
Zhang Dadao nodded hurriedly: "It's probably easy to deal with China!"
When Zhang Dadao took out the third talisman, Wu Datou had already learned to analyze it by himself, and when he saw it, he nodded and said: "That's right! That's right! This must be the QR code of Babaoshan's public WeChat account!"
"Hmph, nonsense, this is Yishan Villa! Babaoshan is too far away from the capital to be in the service area! This, stick it on the basket! That's it, plus pushpins to deal with people, people, gods, demons and ghosts can't run!" Zhang Dadao really didn't do this business in vain, although this business has not been carried out much, the relevant units are very familiar with it.
Zhang Dadao was triumphant, but Wu Datou was depressed, and said to the actor on the side: "Now the funeral home also has a WeChat public account?"
"What is this, Weibo has added V. Now pay attention to booking the corpse car online, and if you don't book in advance, you can't even burn the place, and you will miss the hour if you are not careful!" The actor looked calm, they are not familiar with this anymore, Zhang Dadao wanted to enter the funeral industry market for a while before, and mix a certain funeral home to provide an urn or something. It's a pity that people have long had a special supply, and they are still the brother-in-law of the funeral home leader.
Zhang Dadao later gave up this way, and he also figured out that this is the same as the school cafeteria, and if there is no relative who is the principal, it will not be the turn at all!
After this toss, the preparation is done. Zhang Dadao followed: "Okay, now we will assign an ambush location." Yesterday's lesson taught us that we can't all share it! We need to supervise each other to ensure that you people don't fall asleep! In this way, Xiao Pang first monitors the face of the camera and uses my computer. ”
Pang Zuodao nodded, go over and work! Zhang Dadao glanced at Bai Er's fool and said, "Bai Er, where are you and the big two people ambushing in the toilet aisle! The actor and Xiao Pang went to the front hall to ambush! Poor Dao is still at the corner of the stairs! Okay! What about the night vision devices that Poor Dao bought last time? Bring one from each group!"
Wu Datou was stupid? Night vision device? Is this what his mother's fortune teller should have? Zhang Dadao is too messy here? Is this really not a policeman?
The actor doesn't think it's strange, Zhang Dadao said that this was specially purchased to expand the business of watching feng shui at night. To tell the truth, if he hadn't been able to do this, wouldn't Zhang Dadao have exploited them if he had nothing to do? It's not that this guy is too ruthless in spending money, and that reception room has now become a utility room. (To be continued.) )
PS: Ten more today!