"The master doesn't dare, the poor road Maoshan Forest Word Gate, line nine. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Mr. info calls me Lin Jiu. "The actor has a calm and breezy demeanor. Zhang Dadao pouted on the side, this guy's ability to pretend to be a little worse than him, and he suddenly discovered another use of the actor. If this guy really pretends to be a master, he is much better than the guy who catches snakes on the empty plate, at least in terms of magic, the actor will also have a few hands. If you really want him to open up to do this business, it is not difficult to carry out a death sentence immediately when he is exposed!

The younger one of the two guests had a strange face and whispered something in Wei Baidi's ear. Wei Baidi's face changed greatly, and he said to him, "Don't talk nonsense. ”

Zhang Dadao's eyes lit up, and he interjected: "What is he talking nonsense? Say it and listen to it, Poor Dao's curiosity is heavy." ”

Wei Baidi was a little embarrassed, and explained with some hesitation: "This, this is my apprentice, and they all call him Heipi." Young people don't know what to do, so they're talking nonsense!"

"If you know the weight, you're not a young person, it doesn't matter. "The actor's face is as graceful as the embezzler's personality before he was caught.

"Who doesn't know the severity, your name is the same as the one in Hong Kong zombie movies! Lin Zhengying played the one, and he has watched his films many times. Surely that's right, it's also from Maoshan, you copied it, right? Fake Taoist!" The young man named Heipi seemed to have a bad temper, and he directly scolded the actor when he opened his mouth.

The actor was also a little embarrassed, he subconsciously paid tribute to Lin Zhengying at the beginning, but he didn't expect that this identity would be taken out by Zhang Dadao to continue to use. What's even more unfortunate is that this is just to deceive the second wave of people, and I met someone who knows how to see through it. The actor's brain spun quickly and began to improve the background information to put this patch on. While he was thinking about it, Zhang Dadao on the side suddenly became happy, and opened his mouth to object: "Are you sick? You said that you can understand the poor way after watching the Japanese lady's film many times, and you can watch the zombie movie of an old man many times, you just have a problem with your orientation, and this taste is a little heavier!"

The black skin is not wrong to be called by this nickname, and his face is darker, otherwise the black gas visible to the naked eye will have to rise up at this time, and he is about to open his mouth to swear and swear back. After all, only swearing words in the face of Zhang Dadao is the most appropriate counterattack. But before he could speak, the actor on the side had already made up nonsense, and he said: "Okay, this thing is actually normal." I know that in that movie, there was a consultant who was our outer disciple of Maoshan when it was filmed. But the content in it~ Some taboos and rules are true, and the Taoism and secret techniques are a bit fake. ”

"That's it! The young man doesn't understand anything, he knows how to make trouble! Heipi, stand next to me!" Wei Baidi can be regarded as having found an opportunity, he saw that Zhang Dadao and they didn't look like they were really angry, and hurriedly took advantage of the current situation to clean up and stop his apprentice first. Then he said: "Two masters, this time I am really in trouble, and I can't contact Mr. Zhang Shengyan and Mr. Zhang in a hurry, so I rushed to the door." I hope you don't feel embarrassed, and please help!"

The actor put down the book in his hand, nodded, and said: "It is the duty of Yushi to help the poor in my Xuanmen, I don't know ......."

The actor was about to ask what the question was, but before he finished speaking, Zhang Dadao, who said that he was not mixed up, interjected again. Zhang Dadao is fine, and although he is experienced in cross talk, his serious skills are also average, but the root of this easy interjection can be dropped. At this time, he interrupted the actor's words, and said on the side: "Lin Jiu! I don't think I'm in a hurry about this! Their work, I don't think it's normal! The cycle of karma is not happy, why do we care about this?"

The actor was stunned for a moment, and narrowed his eyes: "What do you mean by Brother Dao?"

"Don't tell me, you don't smell these two guys. Zhang Dadao squinted his eyes and said, Wei Baidi and Heipi's face changed subtly, Zhang Dadao said: "That's right, right?

The actor also turned his head to look at the two customers, Wei Baidi could scrape two catties of frost off his face, Zhang Dadao's words were ugly, but people really said it! Wei Baidi couldn't figure out what was wrong with him? He had taken a shower and changed his clothes, and he didn't believe what the smell was. After all, in this year, technology is all reversed, and the grave visits are all metal detectors and various cameras. The traditional crafts are almost lost, and there are few believers. There are legends about this earthy smell, but he has never really encountered it after doing it for so many years, so naturally he will not believe it. Who would have thought that today I would meet someone who is capable. On the one hand, he was depressed and angry, and on the other hand, he was a little happy, this master Zhang really seems to have some ability?

Wei Baidi is the old Jianghu Chengfu Shen, although he was angry at this time, he didn't speak casually, he couldn't understand what people like Zhang Dadao thought of his industry. But the black skin on the side is not good, his eyes are almost red when he hears this, if it weren't for Bai Er, who is not easy to mess with on the side, he can go up and fight with Zhang Dadao at this time. Judging from Zhang Dadao's past fighting performance, with his combat effectiveness of only bullying and bullying the old Taoist priest who survives in the wilderness, it is estimated that he is more than lucky. The black-skinned blood poured into the pupils, and he didn't have a good tone when he opened his mouth: "What's wrong with Lao Tzu just fighting upside down? Do you have the ability to sue me to go, and don't do the business of sending it to the door!"

Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes: "I've read too many novels, right? Dig graves, dig graves, and say that you can evaluate your job title? Look at your appearance, you are also a monk halfway." There is no inheritance and dare to brag, and the black donkey's hooves are learned from novels. I see that Lin Zhengying wants to learn how to deal with zombies, right? Tell you stupidly, none of these are easy to use. "If you want to talk about scolding people, then Lao Zhang is also a professional. Slapping people in the face and scolding others has basically become instinctive. After a few words, the black face that Heipi said was red.

There is nothing wrong with what Lao Zhang said, he is right. They were halfway monks, and when they did it in the earliest past, Wei Baidi didn't talk so much, and a few young men carried hoes and dug up people's graves. Later, I learned some skills with the archaeological team and used the Luoyang shovel. Later, I learned to bring ink fountains and glutinous rice with Hong Kong zombie films. In the past few years, tomb robbery novels have come out, and there are more "second generation" flower heads of black skin, such as black donkey hooves, touching gold talismans, people lighting candles, and ghosts blowing out lamps. also according to the geographical location and the different ways of digging graves, he gave himself the name of different genres. It's like the real thing!

As soon as Zhang Dadao saw his expression, he knew that he had guessed correctly, and added: "Do you say that you are sick? You are not able to get the business that you can do on the surface, so what's the use of engaging in so many flowers? Hype! Do you have the ability to post an advertisement on the Internet, open an online store, and try it out, and tomorrow you will be checked by the water meter and receive the express mail?"

Wei Baidi shook his head again and again while crying and laughing, and looked at the actor for help.