The atmosphere in the recording room is finally lively.

Some viewers who didn't have much hope had their eyes brightened and had a feeling that they had earned it.

This program ...... It doesn't seem to be the same as I imagined.

Feeling the changing atmosphere of the scene, Zuo Shanghua's gaze at Zhang Yang also became a little surprised, and it was only at this time that she knew that the few Weibo posts just now were arranged. Looking at these happy audiences, she also admired a little. It's the first time I've seen a show like this, and it's still good from the point of view of the effect. It seems that this young man really doesn't seem to be joking, he seems to be really doing a show.

Yan Hua and He Qi looked disdainful: "It's just a matter of stealing tricks, see how you keep this atmosphere going." ”

Some colleagues like Su Qingyan put themselves in the position of the audience, and almost everyone's attention was attracted to the stage.

Zhang Yang took two steps forward and walked to the center of the stage, and said helplessly: "Well, I admit it, in fact, about thirty percent of the audience is not optimistic about this show. ”

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

The audience burst into laughter and smiled.

Thirty percent?

You're too thick-skinned, aren't you?

There is no ninety out of nine, there is ninety.

Zhang Yang looked at the audience's reactions and said speechlessly: "You all know that there are far more than three adults, can you save me some face?"

The audience laughed wildly. They didn't know why, but they thought it would be fun to watch him get into trouble.

"It's true to say that I won't be treated anywhere in this show. Zhang Yang made a reminiscence, "Just two days ago, a person surnamed Shangguan posted a Weibo, saying that no one watched my show or something, and said that he had prepared a new program, wow, his program is amazing, and the production team has been a popular CCTV program since then." ”

Many viewers heard that he was talking about a popular host of VV videos who had posted on Weibo that day to mock him, but they didn't know what he meant by talking about it now, and they all listened carefully.

Zhang Yang spread his hands and said: "Actually, what I want to say is, what if your team has produced a popular CCTV program? Wu Song and Wu Dalang were born by the same mother!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and when they reacted, they burst into laughter. One by one, he slapped his thighs hard.

There are stories like the four famous novels, the Legend of the White Snake, and this world also has.

Zuo Shanghua's eyes became more and more surprised.

Zhang Yang also followed suit: "Don't mention these things, don't mention this, I'm a very generous person, and I usually don't care about these people." I remember scolding me on Weibo at that time, and there was also one of their supervisors, who seemed to be called ......"

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

The audience roared loudly.

Zhang Yang pretended not to hear it, and continued: "It is said that this supervisor often motivates his employees, and I heard that he motivates the employees below him in this way: You guys, don't always think about playing, think more about how to make money. Renmi is such a powerful country, when we are sleeping, people are still working hard. ”

Everybody is happy.

Zhang Yang blinked his eyes and said innocently: "I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but if I think about it carefully, it doesn't seem to be anything wrong." ”

The audience laughed even more.

This guy is too damaged, he said he was a generous person earlier, and he turned around and damaged the people who scolded him, you are too careful, right?

But it's a joy to hear.

"I have a good friend named Su Qingyan, everyone should know it, right? ”

"Yes. ”

"Yes. ”

Fans on his Weibo responded one after another. Zhang Yang mentioned it a few times on Weibo, and even had her name in that video, and the curiosity of these people has been completely aroused, and they want to know where this Su Qingyan is sacred.

Su Qingyan, who was sitting below, was stunned, and said in his heart, why did you mention me?

Zhao Ning was also stunned for a moment, and immediately swept around the audience, signaling one of the photographers to give Su Qingyan a shot.

"Two days ago, we went to dinner, and when we passed a private room, we heard two men in suits and leather shoes ordering food from the waiter. Good guys, pick the best points, the two of them ordered nearly twenty dishes. ”

The audience listened carefully for fear of missing the laugh.

The waiter's little sister kindly reminded her, "Can you finish eating so much?" But the two of them were not happy, and shouted to the little sister: What do you care about so much? We have money, we want to order as much as we want, and we want to order whatever we want. ”

Su Da Mei couldn't stand it anymore, so she rushed over and said that you want to order something? ”

"Poof......

"Hahahaha......"

"Light the gas canister, you can figure it out. ”

"Later, when I inquired, I found out that these two people were eating and drinking at public expense. Zhang Yang said viciously: "Sooner or later, they have to be arrested." ”

This is a satire on eating and drinking at public funds, which responds to the current theme of anti-corruption and clean government.

The expression on Zuo Shanghua's face was already a little incredible.

Is this his show? Like...... Seems interesting.

"I was deeply touched by the wit of Su Da Beauty. I wonder if I'll find a chance to confess to her?"

Everyone was stunned, and Zhao Ning, Yan Hua, and several people were also stunned for a while.

They all thought that he wanted to use this show to confess to Su Qingyan.

Su Qingyan himself also became a little flustered. She's only known him for a few days, and although he's a little talented, she really doesn't think about it, she just treats him as a friend, and if he really confesses it in public now, ...... in the future Can you still be friends?

"Confession!"

"Confession!"

"Confession!"

The audience was foolish.

Zhang Yang smiled: "I want to too, but how faceless is it if the confession is rejected? I have to test her first, so I thought of a way to be witty, I asked her: If there are only two people left in this world, one is called I love you, and the other is called I hate you." One day, I hate you and die, what's the name of the rest of the one?"

Speaking of this, he also showed a sinister expression.

"Did she say I love you?" he called out from below.

Many viewers are also looking forward to it.

Zhang Yang wanted to speak again and again, and finally said weakly: "She said three words in a plain tone at that time: survivor." ”

"Hahaha......"

"Su Da beauty is too witty. ”

Su Qingyan couldn't cry or laugh, knowing that he was thinking too much. But for some reason, she seemed to be a little lost in her heart.

"I was so sad at the time that I felt it was very necessary to eat a big meal to relieve it. Zhang Yang clutched his chest exaggeratedly, "So I went back to the place where I ate that day, which was to light the gas canister." ”

Everyone laughs.

"The reason why I went back to this place was because I saw them posting a warm reminder at the door during dinner that day: there is no wifi in the store, put down your mobile phone and chat with your friends. I was very touched at the time. Nowadays, many young people play with their own mobile phones when they gather and eat, and those who don't know think they are sharing a table. ”

Many viewers nodded approvingly.

"So I was very impressed with that restaurant, and I thought that day that I would eat at this restaurant a lot in the future. It turned out that I went there and found out...... That store is closed because ...... No business ......"

The audience was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

At first, everyone thought he was going to discuss the social phenomenon of playing with mobile phones, but they didn't expect such a turn of events later.

Zhang Yang asked with a smile: "I don't know if you have watched yesterday's news, talking about oil prices." ”

Some of the people in the audience who came by car suddenly came to the spirit.

"Everyone knows that international oil prices have been falling, but domestic oil prices are as stable as Mount Tai. I wondered, doesn't the National Development and Reform Commission often say that it wants to be in line with international standards?" Zhang Yang's eyes were confused, "As a result, they came out with news yesterday, saying that the reason for not reducing prices is ...... For the sake of environmental protection. ”

Zhang Yang had a confused expression.

Looking at his expression, the audience couldn't help but laugh.

Zhang Yang looked at the camera: "You guys are really shameless than me." ”

"Hahaha......"

"Oops, he's killing me. ”

"I'll admit it, they're more shameless than you. ”

"No, they should be evenly matched, hahaha......"

Zuo Shanghua, who was sitting in the corner, was already full of shock in his eyes, shocked that a person with no experience could do this job. In so many years in the company, she has never seen such a high audience.

"The reason why the price of oil is not lowered is for environmental protection, the price of water and electricity is not reduced so that we can save, the price of tobacco is raised so that we can quit smoking, the price of the cemetery is raised so that we can live well, and the price of wages is not increased so that everyone can work harder! ”

There was a lot of laughter in the recording room.

After everyone had laughed enough, Zhang Yang continued: "Okay, this episode of Zhang Yang's joke is almost over, now we will enter the last part of the show, and ask you to ask me to answer." ”

"Huh, is it over?"

"So fast, how long has it been recording?" someone looked at the time, "Yo, it's been almost an hour." ”

"What do you mean?"

Hearing that the show was about to end, everyone was stunned for a moment, and there was a taste of unfinished business.

This show is so joyful.

"What do you mean by you asking me to answer? That is, I will answer your questions, you can ask any question, but you also have to think about the scale, at least so that we can broadcast it. Zhang Yang looked around the audience, "Do any friends have any questions?"

A lot of people didn't understand what it was about, and some people raised their hands.

Of course, Zhang Yang gave this opportunity to Xiaofang.

Xiaofang stood up and looked excited according to the requirements in the script: "Teacher Zhang, I want to ask, what do you hate girls to wear the most?"

As soon as these words came out, some female fans in the audience who admired Zhang Yang also looked at him with blinking.

Zhang Yang pretended to think about it and replied: "Clothes!"

"Poof......

"Hahaha......"

"Honest enough!"

The answer...... I love it!"

The audience laughed like crazy, and some of the audience members who were about to get up and leave also sat back in their seats with laughter.

When Xiao Fang asked it, everyone thought that this was really a question of middle distance, who would have thought that he would answer like this?

The men are laughing, and the women are having fun.

Xiao Fang, who was the questioner, stayed where she was, looking at him with a resentful gaze. She felt as if she had been trapped. She asked Zhang Yang's request, but she didn't know that it was such an answer.

Zhao Ning couldn't stop laughing, but he didn't forget his work and seized the opportunity to give her a close-up.

Zhang Yang bowed to everyone: "I'm Zhang Yang, here is Zhang Yang laughing, the first episode of the show is over here, thank you for watching!"