Name: Zhongming Wang

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Hobbies: surfing the Internet, games, novels

Specialty: Writing novels

Self-introduction: Love the motherland, love the people, love the Communist Party of China......

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I stared at the resume in my hand with the serious attitude of the head of the personnel department, glancing at the submissive candidate in front of me from time to time, while Wang Zhongming watched me carefully with the nervous posture of a newcomer interview, while Xiao Lu Ying was lying on the sofa on the side reading comics and nibbling grapes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ahem, I already understand your situation. I put my resume aside, and put my chin and nose in my hands in a commanding motion," decided through a meeting of our personnel department...... "I lengthened my voice.

Wang Zhongming stretched his neck of hope.

With a relieved smile on my face, I stretched out my hand and said, "Congratulations, you've been hired." ”

"Thank you, thank you......" Wang Zhongming, who finally didn't have to worry about three meals and not enough living expenses, excitedly shook my hand and thanked: "Thank you so much, pseudo-mother Shen." ”

“…… Cancel. ”

"What?"

"Didn't you hear me? I turned my face and didn't recognize the poker face, "I said that I canceled your hiring plan, could you please find another job?"

"No, no, no, I'm joking, big brother, I beg you, I'm too poor to open the pot now, and if I am kicked out, I will really have to sleep on the streets. ”

"It's about me and I'm going to find a job myself. ”

"You're still studying, I'm a liberal arts graduate, you don't know how hard it is to find a job, I've submitted hundreds of resumes and I haven't received a single phone call yet. ”

"Can't you find a job with a low threshold?" I pointed out that college students are commonly ill from the Internet.

"It is possible to have a low threshold, but my situation is different, and I can only barely maintain three meals after paying the rent. Wang Zhongming bitterly described his sufferings, "Even the basic living expenses are a problem, how can you use the Internet for entertainment!"

"Hehe, you're still online?" I disagree with this thing's behavior of putting the Internet with basic life.

"What's the point of living without Internet users, I haven't updated it for a week since the last time, and readers may have been mourning all over the country a long time ago!" Wang Zhongming had an apocalyptic expression.

"Hmm, maybe you're also an online writer, right?" I was a little surprised.

"Of course. Wang Zhongming admitted very happily, and seemed to be a little proud, "It was written when I was still in college, and now I have already entered the contract of V, if it weren't for the time difference between sudden rebirth and wearing back to break the shift and miss the full attendance award, I wouldn't have been kicked out by the landlord if I couldn't pay!"

For some reason, I had a hunch.

"Uh, what's the name of your book?"

"It doesn't hurt to tell you, I've written several books. Wang Zhongming looked excited waiting for you to ask, "The book that is currently interrupted is called "Far South". ”

"So you wrote that book!

……

After using a computer, three meals a day and a ghost animal, Wang Zhongming, who was treated well, officially became one of the members of the anti-crossing alliance base area of the depression threshold, and his current position is mainly responsible for updating the online text to provide spiritual food for me as the main site, and the responsibility is not small.

The sound of Parapara tapping on the keyboard was as dense as raindrops, and Wang Zhongming's typing speed was quite fast, reaching nearly two thousand words in less than half an hour.

"Is this the combat effectiveness of the online writer, it is really powerful. "I'm ashamed of the speed of the codeword.

"I've been holding back for a week. Wang Zhongming kept tapping on the keyboard without squinting, "The plot idea has long been ripe, and now of course there is no obstacle." ”

"When I saw you draw comics, I thought you were a tentacle, but now I know that you really have tentacle attributes when I look at the state of your code words!"

"It's not even a tentacle, how can you be an author. ”

Soon a chapter was coded, and after quickly uploading a chapter and attaching an apology for being late for the update, Wang Zhongming breathed a sigh of relief: "I haven't coded words for a week, and I feel a little bit unable to find it." ”

I can't find the feeling that you're still yarding so fast.

"Actually, I'm working on a new book right now. Wang Zhongming ate the bowl and thought about the pot, "I find that non-human novels seem to be very popular recently. ”

"Non-human?" I don't know.

"It's a novel where the main character is not a 'human'. ”

"How many of the protagonists of the online article are 'people'?"

"No, no, no, it's not that 'person', but the protagonist is reborn and crosses into a non-human existence, such as being reborn into a world tree, reborn as a python, reborn as a dog or something, and then killing all kinds of human beings and then destroying the sun and slaughtering the United States or something. ”

"Hey, is it okay to have such a serious anti-human plot, won't Dian Niang take care of it?" I expressed serious doubts, no matter what, I still think that Dian Niang will have a lower limit.

"Dot, mother, take care of the ball. Unexpectedly, Wang Zhongming scoffed at this, "Works that can make money, as long as no one reports them, no matter how much the book has no lower limit, it is no problem, and even if it is reported, it is usually just a chapter, and you can continue to publish it after changing it." ”

Embarrassment, the festival is shattered.

"But why is this kind of theme so popular?" said that I haven't been exposed to online articles for a while now.

"I said it's because readers don't want to be human anymore, do you believe it?" A smiling face that couldn't guess whether it was serious or joking, what a self-acquaintance, did he integrate into the group of Absolute Depression so quickly.

Do you want to rationalize terrorism against humanity, as long as you are not a 'human'.

To this, I replied with a smile that I couldn't tell whether it was serious or joking: "I posted your speech in your book review area, do you believe it?"

"Please don't. "Someone who surrendered on his knees.

Thumped!

"I've heard that those who write essays are missing something, is that true?" I moved on to the next topic.

"Which idiot did you listen to?" Wang Zhongming, who was holding a new chapter, rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "According to this logic, aren't the authors who write about the destruction of the sun and the beauty of the Celestial Empire on the Internet are the foreign slaves that their readers despise the most in reality?"

I thought about it, and this is the truth, and sure enough, rumors should not be believed.

"yes, yes. Xiao Lu Ying also clasped her hands around her chest and nodded in agreement: "Isn't that the warrior of love, Xuyuanxuan, really a warrior of love in reality?"

Although I want to complain, I'm right.

Basically, anyone can publish online articles as long as you can roll the keyboard, and as long as there is a recommendation, even the worst book can become a god, such as the three great books of Dianniang once upon a time.

The legend is that as long as you comprehend the words of the other heavenly path to ascend, such a heavenly book was envied by mortals and was tragically blocked.

After reading the novel for so long, I inevitably had the urge to write my own book, and a brand new LCD computer changed again, and I began to apply for an account.

"Darling, I want to write too~" After learning my idea, a certain Lori planned to follow suit.

"Elementary school students go coolly, the tentacles of online texts are not something that primary school students can participate in. ”

"Woo goo~" It seems that he has given up for the time being.

After some tossing, the type of resume for the new book has been chosen, as for the title of the book.

"Da Da Da" Keyboard Tapping Sound: "Traveling in the Two-Dimensional World"