"Fart, Lu Mei is a single-parent family, her father died more than ten years ago, if Lu Mei hadn't told me about this matter, I still don't know, what kind of unlucky Bai Xiaosheng do you say. ”

Hearing Guan Yu complain like this, Wei Hongwei whispered: "But...... You didn't ask me about it, I thought you already knew. ”

"Put your grandma's big stinky fart, do you still need me to ask about this? Don't you know Lu Mei's relationship with me, do you believe that I castrated you or not. ”

Wei Hongwei was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "Brother Guan, don't, I just got a girlfriend and it's useless, bypass the little brother this time, I promise to have more eyes in the future......"

"Okay, for the sake of your new good face, this time it's over, if you don't tell me anything related to me in advance, you just wait to be the last eunuch in Huaxia. ”

After Guan Yu finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly, looking at the mobile phone, there was a missed text message, which was sent by Lu Mei, and the text message read: "That was the first kiss of the old lady just now, and the old lady ordered you not to wash your face, brush your teeth, wash your face and not wash your mouth for three days......"

Looking at such an unreasonable text message, Guan Yu smiled and replied, "Isn't it, don't you wash it for three days?"

"Even if it stinks, you have to put up with it for my mother......"

"Oh well. ”

The next morning, Ah Mei, like Xue Jing, got up early to prepare breakfast for Guan Yu.

"Guan Yu, let's go wash up first, and then come to breakfast. Xue Jing shouted. When Guan Yu walked into the bathroom, he just turned on the faucet, washed his hands, and remembered that Lu Mei didn't let him wash his face, okay, just listen to her, if she doesn't wash it, she won't wash it, anyway, the master has good skin, and if he doesn't wash his face for a few days, others can see it, Guan Yu said to himself and looked in the mirror to see his handsome face.

When she was in school, Lu Mei deliberately approached Guan Yu, carefully looked at Guan Yu to see if he had washed his face, then nodded with satisfaction, kissed Guan Yu on the mouth again, and said, "This is to reward you for the sake of rewarding your ...... if you don't wash your face."

Guan Yu exclaimed, not understanding why Lu Mei suddenly became so bold.

There are a lot of classmates in the class, everyone is looking at it, and the students who see it are all amazed and envious, handsome men and beautiful women, golden boys and girls are born a pair of heaven and earth.

"Not only did I not wash my face, I didn't brush my teeth, and I occasionally smelled of the pizza I had last night. Guan Yu said with a smile.

"Hmph, disgusting. Lu Mei turned her head and stopped paying attention to Guan Yu.

At noon, Guan Yu and Wei Hongwei were about to go to the cafeteria for lunch, and Wei Hongwei apologized to Guan Yu for several plates of big fish and meat.

"Hey, Guan Yu, make a price, how much can I sell Xue Jing to me. Guan Yu was satisfied and was just about to start eating, and a voice came to mind next to him, this voice Guan Yu sounded a little familiar, and looked up.

Good guy, it's really Xue Jing's tablemate Wang Jun, in fact, Wang Jun is quite good, although he is dressed as a man, but his slender figure and handsome face still can't hide her woman's charm.

"Eldest sister, are you so good, Xue Jing is not something I bought with money, how can I say that I will sell it. Guan Yu stabilized the urge to beat people and said.

"Please call me eldest brother...... Wang Jun sat next to Guan Yu unceremoniously, Wang Jun was also known for his explosive temper in Kaihuang, Wei Hongwei was eating with his head down on the side, and he didn't dare to make a sound at all.

Guan Yu smiled and said, "The person who can make me call the eldest brother hasn't been born yet." ”

"I'm optimistic about Xue Jing, I think she and I are a natural pair, and now the main problem is your existence, if you quit, then Xue Jing will naturally follow me. Wang Jun said.

Guan Yu looked at Wang Jun as if he was watching the biggest joke in the world, "What do you think?"

"Of course Xue Jing disagrees, if she agrees, will I still come to you. ”

Although Xue Jing is charming, her small explosive temper has discouraged countless men, but this Wang Jun, Xue Jing, who has a dead face all day long, really can't help it.

"There is a woman's charm all over your body, why do you want to make yourself a man? If you wear women's clothes, I believe you will be very beautiful, and there will be many men around you. Guan Yu said.

Listening to Guan Yu's words, Wang Jun suddenly felt a little moved, this thought passed in a flash, and then said: "Don't tell me that these are useless, I just want to know how much money you want to sell Xue Jing to me?"

"Don't sell it, Xue Jing is my woman, she will always be my woman, how can I sell my own woman......"

"You're not giving face?"

"Let's not talk about any face problems you have, the main problem is that I don't sell. Guan Yu felt a little annoyed, and his tone of voice was a little cold.

Xue Jing had already been notified just now, saying that Wang Jun had found Guan Yu, Xue Jing knew that Guan Yu's most taboo was that someone hit his woman's attention, and he was afraid that the two of them would fight, so he hurriedly ran over, Xue Jing came to the cafeteria and happened to hear Guan Yu's last words, and an inexplicable feeling of emotion came to his heart.

"That's right, I won't sell it, Wang Jun, you better go, my preferences are not uncommon, and I only belong to Guan Yu alone. After Xue Jing came in, he said something.

Wang Jun didn't expect Xue Jing to come, and Guan Yu's tone was firm just now, knowing that this matter would not work, but she still didn't give up in her heart. However, Wang Jun always has a sentence lingering in his heart, that is, what Guan Yu said, if she wears a woman's clothes, she must be very beautiful, and she will definitely circle around you.

Wang Jun stopped talking and left silently, Wei Hongwei said politely: "Sister-in-law Jingjing, sit down and eat some together, I bought a lot of things that Brother Guan and I can't finish." ”

Xue Jing was not polite, nodded and sat down, and said: "Oh, this Wang Jun is going to annoy me all day long, what effect do you say two women can play together, call me and text me all day long and ask me to go to the hotel to find her." ”

Guan Yu smiled slightly, thinking, the two women still have fun, but they don't know what they are playing. Xue Jing looked at Guan Yu's strange expression, and the more she looked at it, the more curious she became, "Guan Yu, what are you thinking?"

Guan Yu was stunned by Xue Jing's question, and didn't know how to answer, "Eat, eat, eat quickly, anyway, Wang Jun won't bother me." ”

While eating, Chen Tianxiao came over and said in a friendly manner: "Guan Yu, the competition is going to be the day after tomorrow, how are you preparing?"

"Hey, Tianxiao, have you eaten? Let's make the next one to eat, this is my girlfriend Xue Jing, this is Wei Hongwei You should know. Guan Yu introduced.