Chapter 8 The Topic of Cheating We Forgot in Those Years

"Okay, now the three-party answer has been answered, and the current No. 1 player Ai Qingqing has 6 points, No. 2 player Zong Wu -9 points, and No. 3 A Shen has 5 points. www.biquge.info As soon as the answer session ended, Liu Yong quickly announced that he had entered the next link at the speed of a machine gun, and I could even feel his relief, this thing must be rejoicing in his heart, after all, that Uncle Zongwu was so powerful, the answers to the questions were all right, but the order in which the remnants came out was wrong.

For example, who discovered the New World?

He replied to Marco Polo.

Well, in a sense, it was indeed the New World for Marco Polo, and I guess the entire Yuan Dynasty was in tears.

Again, who was the first person to land on the moon?

He replied again Columbus.

OTZ is really speechless, it turns out that America is the territory of the moon, long knowledge.

The above examples are not very numerous, in short, his answer is right, but unfortunately the order of right and wrong, if it weren't for the fact that the uncle is very tofu, I doubt that he bought the answer and came out right.

"Okay, three players, please look at the big screen. ”

Under the reminder of the host Liu Yong, we also moved our attention to a wall-sized LCD screen.

A picture appeared on the screen, and ten of them were copied and pasted out of the picture at a glance, but the difference was that the seventh little man was in a higher position, and the eighth little man was in a lower position, and it was like an electrocardiogram in a line.

Then Liu Yong read out the rules of the question: "Please guess an idiom according to the picture prompt." ”

Now there is a piece of cardboard and a pen on the answering machine in front of me, and unlike the previous rush questions, this kind of graphic questions are written on cardboard and the answers are issued at the same time.

I picked up the pen and began to think, what does that picture represent, what does it mean?

Glancing at the two contestants on the left, I'll go! The two of them actually have a strong "pen" like flying, and the Ai Qingqing who seems to be an intellectual is okay, uncle, what kind of yarn are you doing, don't you have enough fun?

Forget it, just think about it, eh...... Just write this.

I scribbled the answers I thought of on the cardboard, and as soon as I finished writing, a special effect sound of "oh" sounded.

"Okay, when the time comes, please show your answers. ”

I was showing up at the same time as the other two, and I was still a little nervous, probably right.

"The correct answer is!" Liu Yong is well versed in the skill of hanging people's appetites, and hangs the last word unly, which really arouses the emotions of the audience, and only after a long time does he announce: "Seven up and eight down!" Congratulations to No. 1 Ai Qingqing for answering correctly. ”

After hearing the answer, I was disappointed, and at the same time, it suddenly dawned on me, it turned out that this is the case, seven up and eight down, the position of the seventh and eighth people is really like that.

But is it okay to interpret this idiom in this way?

Anyway, what is that Uncle Zongwu right, I'm a little curious~

I glared at it, good guys, messy, really interesting.

This is followed by a second graphic question, this time with two men and a woman sleeping in a bed......

Hey, hey, who came up with this topic, aren't you afraid of being sprayed, this is broadcast on TV, how bad the impact is on children!

Forget it, these things still bother other people, I'll still answer my question, what kind of idiom is this?

I put my brain into the power of a G-file and came up with what I thought I was right.

"Okay, when the time comes, please show your answers. ”

We repeated the previous steps, but Liu Yong regretfully announced: "All the answers are wrong." ”

"Huh——?" This is the cry of the audience outside the venue.

I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, although I didn't answer correctly, but the other two were the same, and they were quite even.

But isn't it the idiom of absurdity?

"The correct answer is to be slept together. ”

Embarrassment

What does the questioner's head think, this thinking is too jumpy.

Ai Qingqing and Uncle Zongwu's faces turned red, it seems that they all want to be crooked, let me see what they wrote~

Ai Qingqing's [●●●●]

Uncle Zongwu's is [****]

…… Speaking of this vegetarian shrimp, how evil are the thoughts of the two of you, my idiom is only one word blocked, Nima, all four of you have been blocked! What did you write that the gods and horses are so evil that all the river crabs and beasts must be killed and all blocked! I misread you!

Then there were three more questions, I answered two correctly, and the score is currently 7 points, Uncle Zongwu, who does not have enough IQ and knowledge, is still -9 points sadly, and that Ai Qingqing has reached 9 points, it seems that there is no difference, and the championship competition is between me and the two of them.

The -9 guy still ignored it.

"Now let's go to the fill-in-the-blank section, and please look at the screen in front of you. ”

At this time, a question appeared on the answer screen in front of me: [A bear fell into a 5-meter-deep well, and it took 1 second from the mouth of the well to the bottom of the well, asking the color of the bear.] ]

…… Nima came out with the question for me, and explained to me that this has something to do with the color of the bear!

Calm down, calm down, I'm going to calm down... This is Kong Ming's conspiracy, and it can't be tricked!

I pinched the bridge of my nose, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, there are only three colors of fallen bears in this world - black bears, brown bears and polar bears, that is, black, brown and white.

Then the answer can only be guessed in this black and brown.

So I chose black by counting the soldiers, and when I filled in the answer with joy, the fucking answer was announced.

The correct answer is white. ”

=mouth=

Why rice, where does this answer come from?

As if he had known the audience's doubts for a long time, Liu Yong explained: "Because the G of the poles is 10m/s2, only at the poles, the bear can fall 5 meters in 1 second, so this bear can only be a polar bear, of course, white." ”

Of course, who would want to go there, bully me for not having enough IQ, don't you know that I am a junior high school student?

"Oh!" the audience made a sudden sound of realization and the latrine opened.

Oh sister, I don't believe you understand those physics problems, don't pretend to be a bear who understands.

Next question 2: [One day, a young man came to Boss Wang's store and bought a gift, the cost of this gift was 18 yuan, and the price was 21 yuan. The result was that the young man took out 100 yuan to buy this gift, and Boss Wang had no change at that time, so he used the 100 yuan to exchange 100 yuan for 100 yuan to the neighborhood, and found 79 yuan for the young man, but the neighborhood later found out that the 100 yuan was a counterfeit banknote, and Boss Wang had no choice but to return the 100 yuan to the neighborhood. Now the question is: how much money did Boss Wang lose in this transaction?.]

Oh~

I'm so happy that I dare to ask such a simple question.

I figured out the answer at a glance, and the uncle Zongwu, who had no culture, was not slower than me, and he quickly wrote the answer, but to my surprise, Ai Qingqing, who had always performed well, was still frowning and thinking, is there anything to think about such a simple question?

As it turned out, I was overthinking.

The correct answer is 97 yuan, congratulations to No. 2 Zong Wu and No. 3 Ah Shen for their scores. ”

Haha, sure enough, I got it right, it's 97 yuan.

Uncle Zong Wu over there is also so happy~ Finally scored for the first time, Ai Qingqing looked lost, I don't know why she couldn't solve it if she performed well.

I only listened to Liu Yong explain again: "In fact, this question is very capable of fooling people, and it is easy to get people with complex thinking into it, in this question, young people use counterfeit banknotes to earn a hundred, and Boss Wang deducts the profit from selling gifts but actually loses 97 yuan, and the neighborhood has no loss and no profit, as long as you think so, you can simply get the answer." ”

Ai Qingqing showed a sudden look, it seemed that she did seem to have wrapped herself in.

The game continues to start, after the initial nervousness, I finally began to adapt to this atmosphere, and I am no longer so nervous, although I personally feel a little cheating, but this is indeed not lost in the entertaining program, after all, this is the lucky 53 column of the cottage ~ The mode is cloned as long as the host and equipment are not too bad, how can it be bad~

…… I remembered the animation of the copycat.

Don't think crookedly, keep playing and keep playing.

I patted my face lightly and reintegrated into the intense competition.

But at this moment, a sudden change occurred.

Heaven and earth were suddenly eroded by a familiar "fog", which looked like it was made up of countless dust particles.

"This is!" my pupils narrowed sharply, and the host Liu Yong and the other two contestants, and even the audience guests present, their faces were covered with a layer of mist, which made it impossible to see it really.

A thought came to my mind: the phenomenon of the brain silkworm! The invaders are coming!