Chapter 650: The Ring of the Nine Dragons!(5)
Chapter 650: The Ring of the Nine Dragons!(5)
On the way home, Yang Yi thought about it carefully and felt that he might have reacted a little too intensely. There was a slight sense of apology for the bad attitude of the two old men.
Depending on the location, the angle from which the problem is thought about will naturally be different. Yang Yi is right, and there is nothing wrong with them.
"Lao Tzu is also awesome enough, daring to blow his beard and stare at two big guys who hold tens of thousands of soldiers in their hands. It is estimated that the entire J province will not be able to find someone like us. ”
smiled like a self-deprecating smile, and the mood was not as irritable as before.
In short, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth. He still didn't believe that he could eat him.
As soon as I walked into the house, I saw Xiao Siyu squatting in the yard playing alone from a distance. Looking at the petite figure, Yang Yi had a lot of thoughts, and his eyes were a little moist.
Although it was only a short ten days after leaving home, he was like a long life, nine deaths, and if there was no Nine Dragon Ring, he might almost not be able to come back. I miss my parents, I miss that group of wives, and what I miss even more is these two children.
No one can understand the love of his family, a man in his twenties who has just become a father.
Yang Yi swore that this was definitely the last time, and he would accompany his parents, wife and children in the future, and never leave again, even if he left, he would drag his family and go together.
In just a few years, Yang Yi has experienced too much deception, too much life and death. People are more tired and tired, and now he just wants to accompany his beloved family to live his life in peace and stability.
When the little guy saw Yang Yi, he screamed and pounced, and his little eyes were full of tears.
"Daddy, Daddy, you're back, I miss you. I thought you didn't want me anymore. Xiao Siyu hugged Yang Yi's neck tightly with both hands, and he was almost out of breath.
"How's that? Daddy misses you too. Yang Yi scratched his little nose dotingly, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with our family Siyu? ”
"My mother doesn't like me anymore, and my aunt doesn't like me anymore. Siyu no one likes it anymore. Xiao Siyu looked aggrieved, and his pouting mouth could hang an oil bottle.
"Why don't you like it, Siyu looks so cute, how can no one like it?" Yang Yi's eyes were full of love, and he kissed his little cheek, his eyes full of tenderness.
"They all like my sister, they don't like me, and they don't let me hug her. ”
Yang Yi couldn't help but laugh dumbly. Such a young child has already learned to be jealous. "Okay, Siyu is good, Dad will help you get revenge. By the way, Siyu, why didn't you go to school today?"
"Daddy is stupid, it's Sunday. Xiao Siyu burst into tears and laughed, and his lovely expression made Yang Yi happy.
"Okay, dad is stupid, Siyu is the smartest. ”
Back in the house, the living room was full of people, and Liu Kai's family was also there. Liu Ruiqi still has a scarf wrapped around her head, and at first glance, she looks like an old lady in the countryside. With a porcelain doll carved in her arms and a pacifier in her mouth, a group of people surrounded her and teased.
It's no wonder that Xiao Siyu is jealous, the aura that originally surrounded him was all snatched away by Siqi, it's strange not to be jealous.
"Everybody's here. Yang Yi smiled and said hello. In exchange for a large number of white eyes.
Obviously, he went out without saying hello this time, and the group of wives reached a consensus and had already blacklisted him.
Even the usually gentle Mu Yue and the youngest Xia Yuxin dared to throw him a roll of their eyes and ignored him.
, put this group of women together, did Lao Tzu do something wrong. If it becomes one heart, wouldn't it be magnified seven or eight times if you make a small mistake, and you will condemn it together?
It's weak, and it's hard to fight!
Yang Yi frowned.
"Stinky boy, where have you been these days? I don't know how to say hello to home. Liu Huizhi glared at Yang Yi fiercely, and said angrily: "It's the father of two children, and it's so worry-free." ”
"Mom, there's something wrong with me. Yang Yi put Xiao Siyu on the ground, teased Xiao Siqi with his fingers, and said with a smile: "Oh, Siqi, alas, she has grown so big, don't you miss your father." ”
This group of women didn't give him a good look, and they could only find a breakthrough from the child.
"Is it an excuse to have something serious? Aren't you so busy that you don't even have time to call home?" Liu Ruiqi rolled her eyes and hugged Xiao Siqi to her other arm, not letting Yang Yi touch it. muttered in a low voice, "I don't know where to fool around." What else can you do besides that?"
"Wife, you also know that it's very tiring to feed such a large family. Can I do it if I don't run around?" Yang Yi had a bitter face and laughed in a low voice: "I originally planned to accompany you to confinement, and experience the leisurely days of stretching out your hands for food and opening your mouth." But there is really something, if it is not something serious, the grandson is willing to go out. ”
"Hmph, what you say is better than what you sing, you think I'm Siyu, I was coaxed by you to laugh in a few words. Liu Ruiqi gently pushed Yang Yi, and said angrily: "In the evening, you first give us sisters a good explanation of where they have been and who they have met in the past few days." Otherwise, don't come into our room in the future. ”
Although the voice was low, Sun Ying and Mu Yue, who were close, could hear it. The two nodded approvingly, in agreement.
Yang Yi quietly gestured to hit his chest, and laughed lewdly. Grandma drops, and does not open the roof for three days.
Liu Ruiqi bit her lip, she really loved and hated Yangyi. scolded the hooligan silently, but his face couldn't help but turn red.
The little guy's bright eyes stared at Yang Yi tightly, without blinking. After a long while, he suddenly grinned and cried. The voice was loud, as if he had been wronged, and the others were startled.
Yang Yi panicked all of a sudden, and he didn't know what to do. While grimacing, he whispered and pleaded, and he almost cried.
"Look at you, like a begging for food, you scared the children into tears. You'd better take a shower and shave your beard first. Lin Xiaodan pushed Yang Yi with a smile, and by the way, he rubbed a handful of oil in his waist, and his eyes were like silk.
Strange to say, as soon as Yang Yi was a little away from Xiao Siqi, the little guy's crying stopped abruptly. Although there are still tears in his eyes, his face is full of smiles, and his little face is cute and cute. The group of women who attracted it was another burst of maternal love.
Yang Guozhong looked at this big family, couldn't help but smile, and said, "In-laws, it just so happens that everyone is here today, stay and have a reunion dinner together in the evening." Let's have a few drinks. the baby, cook a few more dishes at night. ”
"Alas, good. Liu Huizhi responded happily.
Yang Yi climbed up the stairs, winked at Xia Yuxin and Lin Xiaodan, and gestured. "Who's going to come up and rub my back?"
The two hurriedly looked away, and secretly cursed the big hooligan in their hearts, and their faces were about to bleed.
Yang Yi pursed his lips and entered the house dejectedly. Damn, there are so many wives, how do you feel exactly the same as when you didn't have a wife. When I wanted to use it, none of them came. Alas, the hand is still more loyal and on call.
"I love bathing, my skin is ・・・・・・ good" Yang Yi stripped himself naked, lay in the bathtub, sang out-of-tune songs, and entertained himself alone.
When you get home, you don't have to worry about all the annoying things and let go of all your baggage. I feel that the whole person is relaxed, and my bones are full of comfort. The mood is happy, and the food is fragrant.
"Poof!"
There was a coquettish laugh at the door, and Lin Xiaodan pushed open the bathroom door with a red face. "It's so bad that you can hear it from afar. I'm not ashamed. ”
"Hey, how can you just go into the bathroom? And there's a big man in the shower. You're not ashamed. Yang Yi covered his chest with his hands, with a look of shame and indignation. "No, you have seen my body naked, and you are responsible for me. ”
"Nasty. Lin Xiaodan glanced at Yang Yi, staring at Yang Yi's lower body with a smile, and the spring light in his eyes flowed. Said: "You are not ashamed, and you don't know how to lock the door." ”
Yang Yi rolled his eyes, "I'm in my own house, what kind of door do I lock." You're just in time, my back can't reach it, you come and rub it for me. I haven't washed it for a few days, and I can rub it out and stretch my legs and stare at the pills. ”
"I'm not, I'm here to get something. Lin Xiaodan sneered, glanced at Yang Yi's angry dragon with a tendency to raise his head, and ran out with a smile.
, if you look at your feelings, you'll see them in vain. Female rascal, I'll see it a hundred times a thousand times tonight. Not only do you have to look at it, but you have to touch it back.
Yang Yi viciously gestured with his middle finger, his face full of helplessness.
After taking a shower and changing into brand new clothes, Yang Yi felt refreshed and full of energy. With the current strength, the ten women in the night battle are not a problem.
After a rare reunion dinner in the evening, Yang Yi accompanied the two old men to drink a few more cups, and kept holding Yang Yi's hand and shouting that Yang Yi would give them a few more grandchildren, so that they would not be too lonely in their old age.
After settling the two old men to sleep, Yang Yi did not feel a trace of sleep. I was thinking about whose room I was going to sleep in tonight.
I haven't been here for the past few days, and I have left these delicate women out in the cold. Now when I come back, I can't favor one over the other. But it's always bad to run from room to room at night, and accidentally run into my parents, or my father-in-law.
"Well, why can't you sleep with you? It's really painful to be a man. Yang Yi couldn't help but sigh sadly.
It's a real problem to sleep with who not to sleep with.
Yang Yi looked up and thought about it for a long time, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he thought of an excellent solution. "Whoever catches the lot, goes to whomever he wants. If you catch a blank one, damn it, there is a nearly one-in-ten chance that Lao Tzu can catch it, and he will sleep alone with his bare ass. ”
For the first time, Yang Yi opened it carefully, and his eyes turned green all of a sudden. It turned out to be ・・・・・・ blank paper.
", the point isn't so back, is it? two wins in three games. If you return the blank paper, Lao Tzu will be the talker. ”
The second time, Yang Yi shook the paper ball in his hand again and again, wiped it for a while, and then picked one and opened it tremblingly.
"Nima's, is it playing me, I can pick the blank paper twice, nearly one percent, and I can buy lottery tickets at this point. Okay, Lao Tzu is a talker, go knock on the door tonight, and whoever opens the door for me will go to sleep in someone's room with a bare ass. ”
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In the past few days, Yang Yi feels like a desolate and unscrupulous emperor. Every night, under the guise of giving them children, they change women one by one. The rain and dew are evenly wet, no one takes advantage of it, and no one suffers.
On such a day, Yang Yi can't wait to live seven or eight lifetimes.
It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and when I was having lunch on the third day, Sun Aiguo called and said that someone had been sent down from above.
Nine dragon rings, Yang Yi will not hand over, but people still have to go to see it. For now, at least, he doesn't feel like he's in the right place. is like what Sun Aiguo said, things may not be as bad as he thinks.