Yan Xu sighed in his heart, the one who shouldn't have come is finally coming.

He really wanted to refuse, but it didn't seem like there was anything more to say if he didn't say it.

I couldn't help it, so I agreed.

Who made him say in the marriage notice before, "I have made a few boyfriends who can't be resolved, but there is no specific progress".

Now these holes will have to be filled by themselves.

Fortunately, he was prepared.

Three stories should be enough!

It's time to answer the questions.

Yan Xu pretended to be a memory and sighed: "I know, everyone is looking forward to it, I originally refused because it was not honorable, but now that it is a marriage proposal, then I will announce it openly." ”

"I've had three relationships. ”

"My first relationship was when I was a junior in high school. ”

"I was eighteen years old!"

"Although I am not as captivated as I am now, I was still in my prime, and there were thousands of beautiful men. ”

Sitting in the first row, I looked back and smiled, and no one behind me could resist my gaze. ”

"But I wasn't that demanding so much at the time. ”

Everyone was speechless when they heard this.

Although after the interaction of the previous three questions, my impression of Sister Feng has changed, but now it is really good to say that her appearance is as beautiful as a fairy!

If you say that you are very smart, very wise, or that your memory is superb, no one will object, but why mention that they have a appearance that they have 10,000 ways to oppose.

He also emphasized that he looked back and smiled!

Could this be the origin of "When the girl in my class turns around, she scares a cow to death in the field"?

Fortunately, there are no two turns, no three turns, otherwise all the boys will jump off the building!

No wonder there is no boyfriend.

It's scary to look back and kill.

Yan Xu didn't know everyone's opinion, so he continued: "He and I are classmates, although he looks average, and his grades are average, he is very sunny and has great potential, which is my dish."

When I smiled at him, he smiled at me.

Isn't that interesting to me, what is it?

Later, we often studied together and did problems.

I thought that if I tried a little hard to help him, he would be able to get into the same school as me.

Of course, instead of sitting together, they used flying pigeons to pass the book.

Otherwise, the impact will not be good.

Time just flickered and flickered.

The college entrance examination will be coming soon.

Do you know what the result is?

As a result, on the day before the college entrance examination, he wrote me his first love letter.

And, of course, the last love letter.

I still remember the sentence written above.

The love letter said: Before I met the boy I liked, I always thought that I liked a girl!

I bought a watch last year!"

After Yan Xu finished speaking, he pretended to be angry and pretended to hate it.

Everyone burst out laughing after hearing this! This is completely different from the previous look back and laugh and kill!

Everyone slapped the computer desk vigorously and slapped their thighs.

I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.

Oops, I'm going to laugh at it.

It's so hilarious!

This love story is more than dog blood, it's really bloody!

Totally unexpected.

Brush up the barrage!

"Hahaha, it's really laughing at me. ”

"Before I met the boy I liked, I thought it was a girl!"

"God turns, God reverts. ”

"That's it, I also help with the topic and study together. ”

"As a result, there was a critical blow before the college entrance examination!"

"He's in love with a guy!"

"I couldn't stop laughing. ”

"Why did you end up liking a boy?"

"What a stimulus it must be. ”

"Why? It's not because Sister Feng is too captivating for the country and the city!"

“......”

"By the way, what do you mean by the last sentence that I bought a watch last year?"

"You don't even see that, just bring up the initials and read them again!"

"Damn, another god replied!"

“666666。 ”

......

Dong Li took Yan Xu's words, and said with a smile: "I really didn't expect the first relationship experience to be like this, this boy finally said that he liked the same sex." Didn't he say anything to you before?"

"You didn't notice anything unusual yourself?"

Yan Xu continued to perform, pretending to be helpless, and said: "I didn't find it, it's just that he often plays with other boys and hooks up his shoulders together, but I think this is normal." ”

Dong Li said: "I deeply regret what happened to you. Maybe he's still not good enough, and I'm sure your second relationship experience should have higher requirements for this aspect. ”

Yan Xu replied: "That's true, my requirements for the other half are much higher." But it's a pity that I met the wrong person again. ”

"Let me tell you about my second relationship. ”

"The follow-up to the first relationship experience was a deep blow before the college entrance examination, and then I didn't take the test.

I didn't plan to repeat it, fate guided me to go to Xihai Normal School.

Then, here I am, started my second relationship.

This year, I am still eighteen years old!

The rainy season at the age of eighteen.

It was in a debate match.

I was nine years old and I was a well-read book, but I was very good at history, as you have just seen.

So in that debate competition, under my example, the opponent's three arguments were dumbfounded by me.

In free debate, every time he expressed his opinion, I used countless historical examples to dismiss him.

In the end, I won the title of best debater, and he cheekily asked me for my number.

But I didn't give.

As my defeated subordinate, why should I give him a number?

What I didn't expect was that he asked me for my phone number again in public.

However, I was thin-skinned and finally gave it to him.

Who's afraid of whom, it's a big deal to see you in the playground.

But then there was no contact for a long time.

I thought that was the end of the matter.

But what I didn't expect was that in another debate competition, we met again.

His knowledge is still relatively broad, and he is particularly good at language, but he is seriously biased.

We just debated, debated, and we were together.

Until one day, he saw my top bunk!

Although my top bunk is not as beautiful as mine, it also belongs to the level of the goddess.

Although I have a better body than me, I am much better than her.

Everyone guessed it.

Yes, that's right, the two of them ended up together.

They turned out to be junior high school classmates!

What can I do in such a situation?

I'm desperate too.

What can I do.

As a result, they did not win a professional debate tournament later.

Do you think the story is so bland?

Do you think that's the end of it?

Haha, no. ”

Everyone originally listened to it and thought it was very boring, it was completely a routine, it was this kind of story about liking girlfriends, so bored that I wanted to fall asleep, but after hearing the last sentence, my spirit suddenly lifted up, and my eyes lit up all of a sudden, and there was a follow-up?

What kind of follow-up caused Sister Feng's laughter?

It can't be that they broke up, and then chased Sister Feng.

It couldn't have been her roommate who kicked him.

What is it exactly?

Now I'm looking forward to it again!

Hurry up.

Yan Xu said it, and he smiled evilly: "Later, I contacted my first boyfriend." ”

What did you do when you contacted your first boyfriend?

No, no, it shouldn't be that simple.

Oh! I guessed something.

Yes, yes, that's it!

Immediately blurted out.

Sister Feng is so bad!

Yan Xu said: "I introduced my first boyfriend who just fell out of love to my second boyfriend. Unexpectedly, they ended up happily together. ”

Wow, it's a pleasure to be together!!!

We were happily together!