Chapter 898: Catch the elevator
The doorman said: "Nonsense, nonsense." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Who wants you to speculate? When did I say that it was not a good thing? Before I could open my mouth, you just talked nonsense, and after I opened my mouth to speak, didn't you want to make a noise? Can you all be quiet? What I want to announce is definitely not a bad thing. ”
As soon as he said this, a wave of cheers rang out.
"Wow. That's not a bad thing. Janiss, how can you whet our appetite like this? If it's a bad thing, I'm going to regret it. You know, when I first came over, I was the one at the front. ”
"You talk nonsense. Am I the one who is at the front? You see that you are all called wrong when you are excited. This is on behalf of the adult, what is called the doorman, how ugly. Aren't you respecting adults? If you respect adults from the bottom of your heart, you can't call them all wrong. My lord, I am the one who runs at the front, and if there is anything good, you should think about me first. ”
"You're running in the front? Your eye sees someone running behind you? I'm the first, okay? I've come in when you squeeze through the door. When you were still catching the elevator, I had already arrived at the door, I was closest to the floor where the representative was located, and I didn't take the elevator, I came here with a speed of 100 meters. My lord. What the hell is a good thing?"
"That's right. My lord, what is a good thing? Don't sell it, okay? If we don't talk like this, we will be very uncomfortable. On behalf of adults. Do you have any money to send to us? If that's the case, can I ask for more? Recently, money has been a little tight, and there is something going on at home. ”
"No, you can't. On behalf of your Excellency, if you really have a bonus to give us, please be sure to share it with everyone fairly and don't listen to some people. They say good things on the surface, they are tight-handed, and there is something going on at home, but there is no evidence, what if they lie to people?"
"That's it. On behalf of your Excellency, you must not listen to certain people. Why do they let you divide it fairly? Actually, the reason is very simple. Because, they contribute the least, as long as you distribute the bonus fairly, then they are equivalent to doing less and more, how easy is it?
Those of us who have worked hard and worked very hard can only get 50% of the bonus in the end, which is too much of a loss, right? You represent adults. The distribution of bonuses this time should not be fair, it should be distributed according to the income of labor, as long as the distribution is fair, everyone will not have anything to say. ”
"On behalf of your Excellency, you should distribute it fairly. Which of them are deceiving you by what they say. Because, if you don't distribute it fairly, they will make a false report. As long as two people join forces, they can give false testimony to each other, and if it is three people, it is easier.
The total amount of bonuses is so much, if you believe the words of those people and give more bonuses, then those who have not yet received the bonuses are not at a loss? Those who only get the bonuses in the end are definitely not very good at communication, at least the temper and personality are more introverted. You can't bully introverts like that. ”
"That's right. On behalf of adults, introverts must not be bullied. Because, introverts are the most dangerous if they are bullied. Once they erupt, their revenge is something that even those of us extroverts can't resist. Even defense is impossible. So, my lord, you must give the introvert a little more money. ”
The more the doorman listened, the more speechless he became, and the more speechless he became, the more annoyed he became, and said, "When did I say that there was a bonus for you? Do not be delusional. I didn't run a bank, and the commissioner wasn't sent by the tax office, but by the National Police Department. ”
As soon as he said this, a long sigh sounded one after another.
"Oops. I didn't get a bonus for a long time. Make me happy in vain. Half of the reason I'm here is for the prize money. If you don't have a bonus, what else can you look forward to? What's the use of even if it's a good thing? I wish it was a bonus. How nice it would be if it was a bonus. ”
"That's it. On behalf of my lord, we don't want physical rewards. No matter how good the real thing is, there is no bonus. In this day and age, the most practical thing is still money. With money, we can buy things. The gifts you give don't necessarily like us. ”
"That's right. I also don't like to give gifts. On behalf of your Excellency, we will thank you very, very, very much if you give us a bonus. Because, relatively speaking, we still think that the bonus is the most practical. Nothing else is practical. If not, can we decide what to do?"
"That's right. On behalf of adults. If we can't change it to a bonus, can we choose what the gift is? Because if you give gifts indiscriminately, those gifts are not necessarily what we need. As long as we don't need it, it's useless for you to give it to us. Can you leave it up to us to decide what the gift is?"
"Nonsense! Now that your Excellency has decided to give us a physical reward. So what do we have to complain about? Even if the gift isn't what we need, it's better than the people out there who didn't get it, right? What's more, now that we're here, maybe we're going to receive the most needed gifts, and we shouldn't complain anymore. ”
"You speak lightly. Don't complain. Do you think we don't know what you're thinking? Your mind is nothing more than to show off when you go out. Because, those people outside are not qualified to get gifts. But not everyone is as vain as you are. Our vanity is not as strong as yours. ”
"What do you say? You say I have vanity? Hmph, don't you have vanity? It really looks like that. Do you think I don't know what you're thinking? Vanity is common to everybody, okay? It's just that some people, like me, are exposed. And some people are hidden in their hearts.
Actually, relatively speaking, people like me who show their vanity on the outside are not terrible at all. Because, the joy is in the color. Any unpleasantness is visible to everyone. But those whose vanities are hidden are much more insidious. Their joy is indiscerning. Since you can't see it, you don't know if they're really happy or pretending to be happy.
If it's the former, then we're lucky. Because, after all, if the other party is really happy, there will be no danger. But if you pretend to be happy, it's a different story. Maybe the other party is happy on the surface, but angry behind the scenes, or maybe they want to kill us behind their backs, which is all possible.
Of course. This doesn't mean that my speculation is necessarily lacking, but as the saying goes, eight or nine are not far from ten. I'm a vain man, and I don't deny that. The reason why I am saying these words now is actually nothing more than doing good deeds and making other people who are not mentally prepared be more mentally prepared. After all, everyone is going to eat here. Isn't that right?"
"It's big for you. What you say is all fallacy. What is it that you love vanity better than those who don't, then, according to you, all the people on our planet love vanity? Those who don't love vanity are pretending? If it's just one person, then we can still believe it.
And, we can accept it. Because, if you say one or two people, this is also in line with the laws of reality. There are always accidents, but if you call all of us vanity-loving people, you are going too far? If you say that, you are saying that most of us live in masks every day.
I can say that people who can say such things are definitely not good goods. Because, if a person is not upright enough, then the world he sees in his eyes is not bright, and since it is not bright, then all the people he sees are certainly not bright either.
But don't get me wrong. I mean, the person he sees is not bright, but it does not mean that the person he sees is not bright in itself. It can be a bit of a mouthful, or a little hard to understand. Let me explain it briefly. lest someone with ulterior motives misunderstand what I mean.
Actually, it's quite understandable. To put it simply, everyone he sees is not a good person, because his psychology has preconceived that everyone is a bad person, a villain. Therefore, as long as he sees someone, he will think that it is someone who is particularly insidious and vicious in some way, such as being cruel to people, or having a short temper.
But what does the truth look like? I'm afraid I don't need to say more, you already understand, right? That's right. The truth is that the world is actually beautiful and bright, but that person can't see it. It's not that his eyes are broken, it's just that his heart is broken, and his heart doesn't want to believe that the world is supposed to be bright and beautiful.
Therefore, the facts are actually the exact opposite of what he knows. That's why I want to remind everyone. The words of that person just now, everyone must not believe it, let alone help him coax. He is just a man of vanity, and has nothing to do with us, and no matter how credible his words are, they are also crooked.
As for the representative, you can't believe it. If you do, it will bother us a lot. Because, although we are all looking forward to a good gift, but no one has any resentment, we are all communicating with the representative from the heart, please do not doubt our sincerity. ”
"Sincerely? On behalf of your Excellency, we are all very sincere people, please accept our suggestions sincerely, okay? Maybe our opinions may displease you, but please listen to them sincerely. Because, we sincerely hope that you treat us sincerely. Can you tell us what exactly the gift is?
If it's not up to us to decide, then let us know the type of gift in advance, and we can choose freely among all the gifts, so that is always okay? I think this should be the minimum requirement, right? We really don't have anything else in mind. ”
The doorman said, "Have you said enough? I just said one sentence, and you said seventeen or eighteen sentences." Do you want people to live? When did I say there was a gift? I'm just saying that it's not a bad thing. Are you thinking too much? You still have to choose gifts, where do you get them? Do you give them to me?"
As soon as he said this, one exclamation after another rang out.
"What? No gifts? Isn't it a gift? If it's not a gift, then what's the good thing? It's not a bonus. What kind of good thing is this? I don't have enough brains. Can you just tell us? I can't really think of it. ”
"That's right. On behalf of adults, it's not money, it's not a gift, what good thing can it be? Could it be, could it be that we are going to be promoted? Oh my God. If that's the case, that's the reward I want most right now. How many levels are we going to go?"
"Haha! It turned out to be a promotion. That's great. It's the best reward I've ever heard of today. No. Not only today, but the reward that has made me happiest in the past ten years. As long as you are promoted, you don't have as much money as you want. Once you are promoted, you can't buy as many gifts as you want. No more. I can't take it anymore. ”
"Me too. On behalf of adults. If you're going to say such a nice thing, why didn't you let us know sooner? I knew that the rewards were so generous and something to look forward to, I should have prepared well. I'll give you some gifts as a thank you. ”
"Thank you, on behalf of your lordship, for the reward. Although I don't know what kind of official I will be promoted to, and what kind of position I will transfer, as long as I am promoted, I am happy, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. However, there is one thing I don't know whether to ask or not to ask. ”
"What do you want to ask? Do you think? You guy, I didn't say you, you're really cautious. The representatives have decided to promote our officials. What other opinions do you have? Be careful that you have raised your opinions, which angers the deputies, and the deputies will not give you a promotion. ”
"That's right. Be careful, you guy. I don't know if the representative is bigger than all of us now? It's only temporary, but the representative has completed the task so powerfully. If you are appreciated, it means that you will probably be taken to the capital star by the commissioner.
And as long as the representative adult goes to the capital star, it won't be upgraded to seven or eight levels in a row. Now that you have angered the Representative, and the Representative's Majesty will come to you for revenge at that time, aren't you looking for your own death?" )