Chapter 1,000 Xiao Erhe

Beijing, 2014.

Not long after the Spring Festival, it is still in the first month, Xiang Wenshe has not yet opened the box, and He Xiangdong rarely has a few days to rest.

In this year's Spring Festival Gala, no one went up to Xiangwen Society, not because they didn't have a chance, but because he didn't want these children to go up.

The reason is very simple, the Spring Festival Gala is just a good stage, and the fate of cross talk actors should still be in the small theater.

Only when you temper yourself into steel in the small theater can you shine on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

The same is true for Gao Ganglong, He Xiangdong wants Gao Ganglong to precipitate, now the entertainment industry is very developed, and the Spring Festival Gala is the best stage, but it is not the only stage.

Now is the big era of entertainment, capable artists can shine anywhere, there is really no need to stare at the Spring Festival Gala.

Now is a new era, and He Xiangdong is also full of strangeness and discomfort to this era.

This era is changing too fast, the people of this era are too smart, and this era is different from the past.

Take cross talk as an example, in the past, everyone liked to listen to those upright actors, who were generous, generous, handsome, and bad, and handsome first.

But now this kind of "handsome" performance style is not very popular, and now the most popular among the audience is Xiao Gao's small family style of performance, which can enter the hearts of the audience.

The most popular little corners in Xiangwen Club are all similar to this performance style, He Xiangdong's first batch of apprentices, Xiao Wu, this child is now the flying waves, and he is very lively on stage. There are also the second scientists in the study club, Bai Dingtang and Jiang Ruda, these two middle-level cadres in the service industry, who are now riotous and prodigal on the stage.

Together with Xiao Gao, they have all become a prodigal and cheap combination of Xiangwen Society.

On the contrary, honest and generous actors like Tao Fangbai, Li Geng, and Chen Bo are not very popular with the audience, and the audience still likes to be cheap.

This is the change in the audience's aesthetics.

An artist can't ask the audience what he likes, on the contrary, he needs to meet the audience's preferences, and what the audience likes, you have to become.

What is keeping pace with the times, this is keeping pace with the times.

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It's been 14 years, He Xiangdong is 39 years old this year, nearly forty years old, he was quite fat in the early years, and it was difficult to walk.

Now I have lost a lot of weight, although I am still fat, but it is not as spectacular as in the early years. Not because he tried to lose weight, but because he had diabetes.

Fat people are a group with a high incidence of diabetes, obesity will lead to insulin resistance in the body, causing type 2 diabetes, He Xiangdong has been suffering from it for several years.

Now that he is "three more and one less", the situation has become serious, Tian Jiani also gave He Xiangdong a ban, not allowing him to drink alcohol and eat meat anymore, and eat meat at most a little beef, fish and shrimp and the like.

And those things with high sugar content are not allowed for him to eat, He Xiangdong is now even controlled by others for white rice, he wants to cry.

He Xiangdong was forced to lose weight.

"Yaoyao......" He Xiangdong teased the child in his arms with his fingers, and the child was giggling, very happy.

This is He Xiangdong's second child, Xiao Er He, Xiao Er He is a girl. He Xiangdong is in pain, no matter what he is busy, he will take the time to go back to see this little girl who was born not long ago.

The little girl is very well-behaved, and she likes He Xiangdong very much, and when she sees He Xiangdong, she giggles and laughs non-stop.

He Xiangdong was teasing Xiao Er He here, Tian Jiani came out of the kitchen, and when she saw the father and daughter playing, she said angrily: "As soon as I go home, I know that I am sticking to the child, have you gone to exercise today?"

Since He Xiangdong got diabetes because of obesity, he was forced by Tian Jiani to lose weight and exercise every day, He Xiangdong is going crazy, for fat people, losing weight is undoubtedly his life.

He Xiangdong hugged Xiao Er He smiled and explained: "Exercise, why is it not exercise, you see me holding the child, I'm not also exercising, this is exercise." ”

Tian Jiani said angrily: "You don't talk nonsense, if you don't run three thousand meters today, you don't want to have dinner." ”

He Xiangdong was anxious, and he argued: "No, then I hold the child, and my physical exertion has to be discounted." ”

Tian Jiani ignored him at all: "Who will discount with you, exercise honestly." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then I don't have enough to eat, where will I get the strength to exercise." ”

Tian Jiani said: "If you don't exercise, you won't have to eat tonight." And when you're done eating, you have to go for a walk to control your blood sugar. ”

He Xiangdong was stupid, he looked at the little second He in his arms aggrievedly, and said miserably: "Girl, Dad has no food to eat, Dad may be too tired to hold you." Girl, it's not easy for Dad to come back and have time to accompany you, I can't hug my girl properly, our father and daughter are so miserable...... It's miserable......"

"Giggle......" Xiao Erhe was still laughing there.

He Xiangdong couldn't pretend anymore, he poked Xiao Erhe's nose and said angrily: "This stupid girl, you know how to smile and smile." ”

"Giggle......

He Xiangdong also hugged Xiao Er He affectionately and shook it.

Xiao Erhe is just one year old this year, and he was born not long ago. Tian Jiani can also be regarded as an elderly mother, but the birth of Xiao Er He is still quite safe and smooth, and now there is another person in the family, He Xiangdong is very happy.

Tian Jiani said to He Xiangdong: "You hurry up and exercise, my son will come back for dinner in the evening, and when he sees that you haven't exercised, he will have to talk about you again." ”

He Xiangdong's eyes widened: "Hey, this stinky boy is going to rebel?"

Tian Jiani smiled: "I didn't learn it from you, he's exactly the same as when you were young." ”

He Xiangdong was dissatisfied: "Come less, I was honest when I was young, I was an honest child." ”

"you. Tian Jiani scolded with a smile.

Tian Jiani was busy at home for a while, He Xiangdong kept holding Xiao Er He playing, and not long after, he answered a phone call.

After hanging up, He Xiangdong said to Tian Jiani: "I don't eat at home at night." ”

"What's wrong?" asked Tian Jiani, sticking her head out of the kitchen.

He Xiangdong shook his phone: "There is a dinner." ”

Tian Jiani asked, "Who?"

He Xiangdong replied: "Lao Xu's." ”

Tian Jiani: "Xu Jinglei?"

He Xiangdong said: "What Xu Jinglei, Xu Tao, the deputy director of Dongfang Channel." ”

Tian Jiani said clearly: "Oh, it turned out to be him, he won't talk to you about comedy shows again, right?"

He Xiangdong pondered: "Eighty percent is." ”

Tian Jiani said: "That's okay, then you can run, let the driver follow you on the side, don't forget to exercise." ”

He Xiangdong: "......"