"The Nine-Head Case" is a broken stand-up comedy, which is said to have been adapted from a murder case in Beijing during the Daoguang period of the Qing Dynasty. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Being incomplete does not mean that it is completely lost, in fact, most of the old gentlemen can say a little bit about this stand-up comedy, usually they can't say it with two heads, Mr. Gao Yingpei once said that it was seven heads, but he still couldn't say it completely.

Fang Wenqi has also been looking for the lone copy of "The Nine-Headed Case" back then, and he has not been able to do it for decades, and there are rumors in the cross talk world that this nine-headed case was said by Mr. Zhang Sanlu at the beginning, and it was already incomplete at the end of the Qing Dynasty, and the full version has not been found for so many years.

This has also become Fang Wenqi's heart disease that has been difficult to let go, and it is also a heart disease in the cross talk world.

Now this lone book actually appeared in front of him again, which made He Xiangdong not shocked, he did not doubt the authenticity of this recording.

Although he only listened to two sentences just now, he was enough to judge that the level of the artist who recorded this stand-up should be very high, and he would also be very familiar with the nine-headed case, and he was also very familiar with the beginning, but despite this, he was intoxicated after only listening to two sentences, and he didn't even notice that Chen Yigong came to grab the walkman.

It would be understandable if the general audience had this reaction, but He Xiangdong, an old fritter who has been rolling in the rivers and lakes for a long time, has such a pure and skilled cross talk foundation, and is the authentic successor of Zhang's storytelling, and can still have such a reaction, that person's level is unimaginable, you must know that not everything can enter He Xiangdong's ears now.

There is also the fact that Chen Yigong is willing to give the recording to He Xiangdong to listen to, and with He Xiangdong's current level, he can tell once that this is a lost nine-head case or a re-compilation by later generations.

So he wouldn't doubt the authenticity of this recording, but what he couldn't understand was why the Chen Yi Guild would find him, and why he would propose such a strange competition.

Xue Guo has been looking at He Xiangdong very nervously, he has also been sitting in science and art since he was a child, so he can naturally hear that it is a nine-head case, and he is also very clear about the significance of the nine-head case to the cross talk world, the full version of the nine-head case is something that the cross talk world has been looking forward to for many years.

He Xiangdong was silent for a long time, Chen Yigong didn't panic at all, and he didn't look at him, he just held the chopsticks and ate the dishes on the table, and the chopsticks stayed on the three spicy cumin mutton more, it seems that this dish is more to his appetite.

The remaining three people on the table did not move their chopsticks, Ah Song sat straight, looking at He Xiangdong with a little cold eyes, but with a little curiosity in the coldness.

After a long time, He Xiangdong, who had been sitting stiffly, adjusted his sitting posture, leaned his back on the chair to make himself more comfortable, he put his hands crossed on his lower abdomen, and did not look at Chen Yigong, so he asked, "Why are you looking for me." ”

Chen Yigong chopsticks non-stop, accurate and fast to send mutton to the mouth, each chopsticks down to the steady can catch the mutton shreds, he looked at the dish in front of him and said: "The best Hengshan lamb leg on the lean meat shredded, with soy sauce slurry, don't put anything else, then into the oil pan slide fry, change color and put out, then fry the chili shreds, a spoonful of salt, two spoons of chili noodles, three spoons of cumin, and finally put in the mutton and stir-fry evenly." It's not bad, this one is doing very well. ”

Although Chen Yigong's answer had nothing to do with He Xiangdong's question, He Xiangdong was still not angry at all, and looked at Chen Yigong who was eating calmly.

After eating for a while, Chen Yigong put down his chopsticks, wiped the oil and water from the corners of his mouth, picked up the tea soup brewed from the old inferior tea leaves and took a sip, and after putting down the cup, he turned his head to look at He Xiangdong and smiled lightly: "Looking for you, naturally there is a reason to look for you." ”

He Xiangdong asked, "What is the reason for that?"

Chen Yigong smiled: "You don't need to know so much at this stage, you will naturally know when you know." ”

Seeing the other party's attitude, he refused to tell himself the reason, He Xiangdong was silent, and asked again: "If I win, you will pass on me, but what if I lose?"

"Hahaha......" Chen Yigong suddenly raised his head and laughed, the laughter was so heroic, He Xiangdong had been staring at him tightly, suddenly, Chen Yigong's laughter stopped abruptly, lowered his head and stared at He Xiangdong's eyes, and said coldly: "If you lose, I want you to never say cross talk again." ”

He Xiangdong's heart was shocked at that time.

Xue Guo also grew his mouth in surprise, then came back to his senses, and asked loudly: "If you win, you will teach a joke, and if you lose, you will let people throw it away, is it reasonable?"

Chen Yigong didn't even look at Xue Guo, purely when Xue Guo didn't exist, he kept staring at He Xiangdong's eyes, refusing to relax at all.

Seeing that people ignored him, Xue Guo was also a little annoyed, and continued to say loudly: "You said that you can't say cross talk, you can't say it, do you think this world is your world?

Chen Yigong still didn't pay attention to Xue Guo's roar, he just stared at He Xiangdong's eyes, and his lips moved slightly: "I...... Waiting for your ...... Decision. ”

He Xiangdong raised his eyelids and looked at Chen Yigong, his eyes were tepid, very peaceful, not aggressive at all, he asked, "Why me?"

Chen Yigong looked at He Xiangdong for a while, and then a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said slowly: "Because someone values your ability, if you are a capable person, the whole nine-headed case will naturally be served." But if you're not good enough, that person doesn't want to see people like you do Tuan Chun's business again. ”

He Xiangdong looked away, turned his head to look at the corner, and after a while, he said, "Okay......"

"Dongzi. Xue Guo shouted: "You are not allowed to promise him." ”

If it was Ding Jinyang sitting here, Xue Guo would not be worried at all, if he won this product, he would definitely have to learn the nine-head case, if he lost, he would definitely not admit it, and when the time came, he would return to the art troupe, which was a unit of the state, what could this group of people do?

But He Xiangdong is different, Xue Guo knows him too well, this person has a mind of rivers and lakes, if he agrees to this competition, if he loses, he really won't talk about cross talk again, isn't this the end.

He Xiangdong glanced at Xue Guo, then quickly turned his head to look at Chen Yigong and said, "Okay, I promise you." ”

"He Xiangdong. Xue Guo shouted angrily, slapped the table and stood up.

Chen Yigong smiled and said: "At 9 o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow, the Liujia Teahouse on Jiefang Road in the east of the city, waiting for the driver, I will open the recording for you, automatically wash the magnet, once it is gone, say goodbye." ”

As soon as Chen Yigong gave up his hand, he and Ah Song left in a hurry.

"Why?" Xue Guo stared at He Xiangdong, almost roaring. (To be continued.) )