Chapter 762: Please Throw Feces on Me
Everyone was stopped by Gao Feng, who told everyone that the person who brushed the words at this intersection was not a white transaction but someone else.
Everyone is puzzled, the white transaction has been admitted in person, and you still say that there is someone else, how is this possible.
Gao Feng told everyone, you all splashed him like this, he has to admit it if he doesn't admit it, you belong to the torture into a trick, he belongs to the concession into a trick, and whoever is splashed by you like this will admit it.
Gao Feng told everyone that the person who really brushed this word should be Brother Baozi, you can recall that Brother Baozi once swore to everyone that he had a way to let all the merchants move away from the crossroads, and he also made a bet with everyone, he only needed everyone to give him a dollar, and he also added everyone's WeChat account to let everyone pay him with WeChat.
Gao Feng mentioned this, and everyone remembered, indeed Brother Baozi said this, and he also bet with everyone, and the result of the gambling game was to win everyone a dollar, and he also asked to use WeChat payment.
Everyone sat down with Brother Baozi, and felt that only people like Brother Baozi could do such indiscriminate things, and the big guy condemned Brother Baozi, how could he use this method, how shameful it was.
As he was talking, Gao Feng's mobile phone rang, and the person who called him was Brother Baozi, who was very excited on the phone.
"Brother Gao, your brother counts, I said that I could use a way to drive this group of people away, but I really drove them away, now there is no one at the crossroads, you must now use WeChat to transfer me a dollar." ”
"Brother Baozi, you bastard, you're embarrassed to ask for money, we have to split you. ”
Hearing Brother Baozi's unique voice, all the sisters screamed, and they couldn't wait to splash his dung now, and they were booed by Gao Feng.
Gao Feng was not angry, he told everyone to be silent, and he said to Brother Baozi on the phone.
"Brother Baozi, what are you talking about, everything they have moved away, fart has moved away, they are all here, what method are you using, why doesn't it work at all. ”
Gao Feng deliberately sold Guanzi, and Brother Baozi was so anxious on the phone that he shouted.
"Impossible, who is my brother Baozi, the method that my brother Baozi came up with, it definitely works, there will never be a human hair at the crossroads, I just curse them, this method has been tried and tested repeatedly." ”
Gao Feng said: "Yes, Brother Baozi, you are so easy to use this method, but the people at the intersection are still there, I came from there just now, I saw that they are still setting up stalls there, there are no less." ”
Brother Bao Zi said again: "That's absolutely impossible, Brother Gao, are you wrong, I have the best way, it is impossible for them to stay there, I curse them to die the whole family, give birth to a child without **, who wants to die the whole family, who wants to have a child without **, I also have an extra heart to keep your name, so that they will vent their anger on you, and maybe they will throw feces on you." ”
Brother Bao said this, everyone fully understood, this thing was really done by Brother Baozi, he was still proud of this method, and he also said that he had tried it repeatedly, and it seemed that he had done it more than once.
Everyone wanted to scold Brother Baozi angrily, but Gao Feng stopped him, he told the big guy that the person who should splash dung the most is Brother Baozi, and we must find a way to trick him into coming to the scene so that everyone can splash his dung well.
Everyone agrees with Gao Feng's suggestion, if a person like Brother Bao Zi is bad, then he must be splashed with feces, and Gao Feng will continue to pretend to be stupid to Brother Baozi.
"Brother Baozi, are you sure that your method is good, then why are the vendors at the intersection of Tulou Town still setting up stalls here, why are they indifferent. ”
Brother Baozi said: "That's absolutely impossible, my brother Baozi has been using this method since he was a child, and he has used it more than 50 times, it is really tried, for example, someone urinates behind his own home, he writes like this, who urinates behind his house, then the whole family will die, and the child will not be born** , The result is very good, and then there is much less urine behind his own back, and there is only one lump left, his brother Baozi has always wondered, thinking that there are still people who are not afraid of curses, but after checking for a long time, it turned out to be pulled by a dog in his own family, and it is not afraid of curses. ”
Gao Feng said: "Brother Baozi, you have used this method to fight small, and it has been tried and tested, so why did you fail this time, you should think about why, you should think about other methods, maybe you use this method too much, and it will not work." ”
Brother Bao Zi told Comrade Gao Feng that his method had never worked, and it was impossible that it would not work this time, unless this group of people was like his dog, and they were not afraid of curses at all, and he asked Gao Feng to wait, he would rush to the intersection immediately, and he wanted to see why it didn't work.
The dozen or so merchants were gritting their teeth, this Baozi brother not only cursed them, but also compared them with dogs, which is unbearable, they have to pick the skin of this Baozi brother.
Brother Baozi was about to rush to the crossroads, and everyone was very happy, thinking that this Brother Baozi had thrown himself into the net, and they would definitely not spare him.
More than a dozen merchants prepared the manure again, they also added some condiments to it, sprinkled some pepper, they want to teach this bun brother a good lesson, who let him come up with such a trivial method, this is also a method that only children will use.
Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, everyone is waiting for Brother Baozi's arrival, and everyone keeps sneering, thinking that this Brother Baozi is the turtle catching turtles in the urn.
Everyone hid and wanted to ambush Brother Baozi on all sides, give him a hard blow, and let him enjoy the fun of pouring dung.
In about 20 minutes, a person came at the intersection of Tulou Town, this person came on a bicycle, he wrapped himself tightly, wore a helmet on his head, took off the glass cover and covered his eyes, and wore the kind of two-section raincoat on his body, as if he was not wearing more than one raincoat, looking at the thickness, he should have worn five or six pieces.
This person who was wrapped like a zongzi, there was a person behind him, and the person behind him was not fully armed, but was usually dressed, with short sleeves on the upper body and summer pants on the bottom, and a three-seven-point hair style.
"Brother Baozi, here, what are you waiting for!"
When the bicycle rode to the intersection of Tulou Town, the people lurking on all sides rushed up together, and they couldn't help but throw it at the person on the bicycle, and the person sitting behind the bicycle was the most splashed.
"I'm going, what is this for, is this a movie to make an ambush on all sides, I haven't been to the town for a long time, this welcome ceremony is too big, usually I Guo Fugui on the street and people ignore me, except for someone who pays attention to me when selling things, no one else is willing to take care of me Guo Fugui, why are you so enthusiastic today, and you are still engaged in Songkran, it seems that it is not water that is splashed, but dung. ”
The person who was splashed in the back was still very excited, he felt that he had never enjoyed this treatment, and today he suddenly enjoyed such a grand treatment, which also made him too surprised.
At first, this person thought it was Songkran, but he just saw the Songkran Festival on TV yesterday, and the scene was very spectacular, and it was also a blessing to the guests, and the person who was splashed was still very honored.
When this man was splashed, he felt very honored and excited, and he stretched out his arms and opened his mouth to enjoy this high-standard etiquette, and when he just opened his mouth, a piece of hard goods fell into his mouth.
At that time, this person still felt that there were fish in the splashing water, but then he felt that something was wrong, this was not a fish, but feces, but it was not good to annoy this person.
"I'll check, what do you people mean, could it be that I, Guo Fugui, went to the street for two months, and you were so annoyed that you splashed my dung, did I Guo Fugui affect everyone's business, and it affected the appearance of Tulou Town, then I Guo Fugui swore that I would never go to the street again." ”
It turned out that this person was Guo Fugui, he hadn't been to the town for two months, and he finally went to the street, but he was splashed with feces by everyone.
"Oh, Brother Fugui, why are you, why are you still wearing Brother Baozi's clothes, why don't you wear your own clothes?"
As soon as he heard that it was Guo Fugui's voice, Gao Feng hurriedly came out to stop everyone from splashing it, we all splashed the wrong person, and the person who splashed it was Guo Fugui, not Brother Baozi.
As soon as Guo Fugui saw Gao Feng, he rushed towards him, and ran away with Gao Feng desperately.
"Brother Gao, it's too dangerous here, there are ambushes on all sides, you should run quickly. ”
Guo Fugui couldn't help but say, he ran away with Gao Feng, he thought that Gao Feng was here to save himself, he also took into account Gao Feng's safety, Gao Feng asked Guo Fugui to let him down, he has been splashed, he will not be splashed again, they will not splash you, they are going to splash Brother Baozi, where do you say that Brother Baozi.
"Ah, Brother Gao, you have also been splashed, what kind of festival is today, why are you splashed, and you have to splash Brother Baozi, the person who took me just now is Brother Baozi, you didn't see him wrapped like a dumpling, and he wore ten raincoats. ”
After listening to Gao Feng's words, Guo Fugui put Gao Feng down, he also saw Gao Feng being splashed with feces, he thought that today was a special day, this day was even more special than their birthday, and he used this way to express his welcome, I don't know what to say, is it to let everyone make feces strong.
Gao Feng told Guo Fugui that this is not a special day, not to welcome you and me, let alone to let us work hard, but Brother Baozi brushed a line of words to curse the relatives in his hometown, and the villagers are angry and spilled dung, they are going to find the culprit now, that is, Comrade Brother Baozi.
Guo Fugui also took a serious look at the words on the ground, and he understood what was going on, it turned out that everyone didn't welcome him, and he didn't dislike himself, he was just a scapegoat, he was on the bun brother.
"I'm going, no wonder, Brother Baozi asked me to change my clothes, he wanted to wear my clothes, and wrapped himself like a rice dumpling, it turned out that he had already thought that he would be splashed by others, and it hurt me. ”
Guo Fugui thought clearly, it turned out that Brother Baozi changed clothes with himself, the purpose was to steal the beams and change the pillars, so that he was splashed with feces by the big guy, but he escaped the catastrophe.
"Brother Baozi, you are so scheming, you actually hurt me Guo Fugui, I Guo Fugui has been a fart since I was a child, and no one has ever been able to play me, but today I was played by you, and I am not finished with you. ”
Guo Fugui rushed towards Brother Baozi like crazy, took off the helmet on Brother Baozi's head, took off the raincoat on his body, hugged Brother Baozi's goods, and shouted to everyone.
"Comrades, please pour feces on us, please pour feces on me Guo Fugui!"