Chapter 438: It's still a cross talk
Traditional cross talk has a wide range of encompasses, and literary cross talk is only a very niche part of it, and it is right to say that it is not funny and not liked by the audience. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 The info class was created by the group of flag people in the late Qing Dynasty, and these people are not for money, but purely for fun.
And their performance venues are all in the mansions of dignitaries, and those who are officials have to pay attention to their impressions, and they don't say who listens to a cross talk and laughs and leans forward, which is called a loss of official body, which is a very shameful thing.
So these people who have nothing to do to eat and eat will move, they are very knowledgeable, and the jokes they write are all poems and songs, and it is just lively to perform in the house of adults, and it is great to make people smile.
This is Qingmen cross talk.
Hunmen cross talk is said by folk artists, they point to this for dinner, and the performance objects are uneducated ordinary people, so these people's cross talk is not taboo, how can they make money.
It was not until the second year of the Republic of China that the government of the Republic of China cut off the flag people's flag salary, and these flag people had nothing to eat, so they went to the sea to perform their arts, and the Qingmen and Hunmen began to merge.
Literary cross talk has also begun to mature, and literary cross talk has also absorbed a little bit of muddy skills and factors, becoming a little funnier, more down-to-earth, and slightly involved in a little ethics, but this cross talk is naturally not too down-to-earth, so it is very niche.
Of course, if He Xiangdong is asked to talk about cross talk, he must be all ethical, this product is very vulgar, it is because this is a serious occasion, so he took it a little.
But I didn't expect that the so civilized "Eight Good Fortunes" almost didn't enter the retest, and He Xiangdong was also very devastated when he learned the news.
Is the traditional literary cross talk really not grounded? Is there really no audience who likes to listen to it? It depends on who says it.
He Xiangdong's eyes flashed with excitement, what he wanted to say this time was still the traditional literary cross talk, he wanted to prove to those judges that the traditional literary cross talk was still very vigorous, if you don't believe it, just look at the reaction of the audience.
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"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Selling Five Instruments", performers: He Xiangdong, Xue Guo. ”
The host's report is very simple, that's just one sentence.
As soon as these words came out, many people on the judges' table frowned, and the most wrinkled was Wu Jianqiang, whose face darkened when he heard the registration of this show. It's these two people again, and it's a traditional literary joke, these two people are really dead, and I really think I don't dare to give a low score.
Chu Cheng's face was also stiff, he told He Xiangdong what happened in the first test, and also persuaded He Xiangdong to try to say some new cross talk, don't be so screwed, now many judges don't like traditional cross talk.
He knows that He Xiangdong can write and speak new cross talk, isn't it good that he went to the Spring Festival Gala last time. But he didn't expect He Xiangdong to be so screwed, and he actually chose traditional cross talk, and he was still a writer, this person was really convinced.
Yan Liang's eyes did not move, and his face was as usual.
This time, the lineup of judges has been readjusted, and only three of the seven judges in He Xiangdong's examination room came last time.
This time it was a jury review, and there were 30 members of the jury, among whom was the old man Zhang Baoku, who had been retired for many years, but he didn't expect to be on the battlefield again for this Peony Award.
It was precisely because of Zhang Lao in charge that Chu Cheng was not too worried, he knew that Zhang Lao had a very good impression of He Xiangdong.
Of course, with such a huge jury, Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi naturally have a place, this is the most famous big horn in today's cross talk industry.
The two of them sat next to Yan Liang, the two of them looked at each other and smiled, both of them showed a smile of relief and expectation, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo's performance was really good, they exceeded their expectations, what else could the two of them not be satisfied with as elders.
Yan Liang, who was sitting on the side, looked at the two people beside him, his face was even darker, none of their children were as good as the children of the Venerable Family, it was really embarrassing.
When the curtain ended, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo had already changed their clothes, Xue Guo was in front and He Xiangdong was behind, and the two walked to the center of the stage and bowed deeply to the audience.
There was only sparse applause in the audience, and not many people knew them. It was a 500-person venue, but there were only about 300 seats.
Today is the weekend, and it's still a free ticket, but unfortunately it's not enough. The situation will be worse during the day, and I don't know if it will be full at night.
He Xiangdong didn't care that the applause was a lot less, he looked around at the audience, and a warm smile appeared on his chubby face: "There are a lot of people." ”
Xue Guo looked at him from inside the table and said, "Yes, it's a lot." ”
He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "If these empty seats are removed, they will all be full." ”
There was laughter in the audience.
Xue Guo pinched it at this point and began to hold it: "Ah?
He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course, it's a good thing to have so many audiences to praise us, it's our honor, this is my silent encouragement to us, look at it...... Voiceless...... Voiceless...... Encouragement......"
The audience was finally conquered by He Xiangdong's shameless spirit, and the audience finally burst into slightly warmer applause.
The judges on the judging bench also looked at the two with interest, the cross talk performance time is limited, and they don't talk about their work on stage, and they are the ones who always talk to the audience.
But in He Xiangdong's view, cross talk is to make friends with the audience, you don't let you make friends, can the audience be willing to listen to you, how difficult does it have to be to get out of the cross talk baggage?
So despite the tight time, He Xiangdong still did not forget this step, sharpening the knife without cutting wood, and making friends with the audience is too important.
Xue Guo looked at the audience and then at He Xiangdong and said with a smile: "You are shameless, you want applause directly?"
He Xiangdong spread his hands and said, "Then if I want anything else, they won't give it." ”
Xue Guo said angrily: "Heh, it's really reasonable." ”
He Xiangdong smiled slightly, and continued: "We came here to say that cross talk is coming, and the two of us are cross talk actors. ”
Xue Guo nodded: "That's right." ”
He Xiangdong stretched out his hand: "The cross talk that our cross talk actors say should bring happiness to you all, which is the requirement of our industry." ”
Xue Guo said: "Yes." ”
He Xiangdong said loudly: "And you all listen to cross talk, and you are also from all walks of life, and you have all kinds of trades." Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, in my opinion, any industry needs to bring happiness to the people. ”
Xue Guo was very sure: "Yes, this is true. ”
Traditional cross talk pays attention to flat and stable mating, and if you want to have a burden, you must do enough of the foreshadowing in front of you. He Xiangdong continued: "There are many industries, some earn more, some earn less, some are in the office, some are in the yellow earth, there are many occupations, but there is no distinction between high and low. ”
He Xiangdong gestured and said: "Let's take the food delivery as an example, in some places at the junction of urban and rural areas, there are also villagers who come to catch a big car to deliver food and sell it." There was a donkey tied to the front of the cart, and the cart was full of all kinds of vegetables. The fellow sat in the big car to catch the car, with a whip in his hand, driving, me, me, me. ”
Xue Guo helped explain: "This is what people often shout when driving a big car, this is a shout, let the donkey go quickly, and it is also a reminder to passers-by to be careful of the car." ”
As soon as he explained this, the audience understood much more.
He Xiangdong gestured on his body with emotion: "The fellow was soaked with sweat when he drove the car, and his clothes could be wrung out of the water." You say that you are not tired, but people are so tired and do not forget to bring happiness to the people. ”
Xue Guo was curious: "Oh?"
The curiosity of the audience was also aroused.
He Xiangdong learned the action of catching a car: "The fellow is driving a big car, driving, me, me, me." Looking at people sweating profusely, how can I look at it, there is no one to deliver food, where can we eat fresh vegetables. How great, I have to shout too. ”
Xue Guo asked, "Why did you shout?"
He Xiangdong played the two of them: "'Who is my son?'' 'I'm me.'' ”
"Huh?" Xue Guo was stupid.
The effect that has been laid out for so long finally came out, and the audience laughed out loud at once.
He Xiangdong was very affirmative: "Bring happiness to the people. ”
This sentence was the finishing touch, and the audience burst into laughter all at once.
Paving is the most basic skill in traditional cross talk. (To be continued.) )