Chapter 511: Boy, You're Shameless, I Like It
Your uncle, I just said that Sister Xumei is my mother, and you are going to beat me in groups? It's so shameless, isn't it a little plain? If I really get mad, these sons and brothers are not my opponents, and I can crush them with force. But these people are people with backgrounds and identities. By force, that is a quick moment. So, I could only come to a Shaolin lion roar: "Give me peace." ”
The four words with momentum like a rainbow immediately shocked those stupid sons. They all thought that my voice would be so strong, and they were about to burst their eardrums. Paris was also slightly surprised and thought: "Damn, I knew that I would bring a master here, this kid is a little interesting, is Xu Mei really his girl? I finally have a favorite girl, I came all the way from Guangdong, is it easy for me? Xu Mei, didn't you say okay, don't you have no object? You Weibo talk about it is very empty and lonely, now come to this kid, sad." ”
I looked at those sons who had quieted down, and smiled proudly, and sure enough, I was so scared that I couldn't do it.
"Guys, I was just joking with you, Xu Mei is my sister, not my wife. I said loudly, and then walked in to Sister Xumei, and said in a voice that she heard alone, "You come with me." ”
Yang Xumei glanced at me coldly, and also smiled: "Why did you go with you? Sitting on your bicycle? Don't you think you're funny?"
"Well, I thought you liked teenagers who rode bicycles, so I rode a bicycle. I smiled evilly and said, "It seems that you don't like it very much, next time I come in a terrible car, as long as you say it, let's go for a walk." ”
"No, I don't know you. A few words popped up from Yang Xumei.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I have some nude photos of you on my phone, if you want, I can post them here. ”
"You. "Yang Xumei glared at me with two eyes, as if he was eating me, bastard Anzi, he even took nude photos, this despicable and shameless person must have been photographed when he was doing it in his villa, if his nude photos were seen by those people, he would definitely collapse. Yang Xumei gasped, yes, to implement the plan with Tang Qingqing, to kill this kid, he immediately showed a bright smile, "No problem, just go." Isn't it just a walk?"
Damn, I agreed so quickly? Is there some kind of conspiracy? But what kind of conspiracy can this bone-eyed eyebrows have? I'm not afraid.
"I don't want to ride your bike. Yang said with a straight eyebrow.
In this way, my eyes rolled, and I came to the man named Paris, and pinned the hair on my forehead: "Your car is very conspicuous, it's a pity not to soak the horses, why don't you lend it to me?"
"My car is two million, this is not good, we don't seem to know each other very well. "Paris said with a wink.
"You just smoked a cigarette from me. I said with a straight face.
"Damn, that cigarette is only five dollars?" Paris was completely shocked, there are shameless people in the world, who can drive a car for two million with a cigarette, is it possible?
"But, if you smoke my cigarettes, I want your car pickle girl, it's a natural thing, and a son like you must not be able to smoke my kind of cigarettes. I said with a smile.
Paris looked at me for ten seconds, then laughed and handed me the car keys: "Okay, I'll give it to you, I don't want the car." ”
"Why? I'm not the kind of person who likes to steal people's things. I said shyly.
"I've grown so old, I've never seen such a shameless person, you're the first, not bad. Paris said with a thumbs up.
"You're not bad, you can smoke one of my cigarettes for two million cars, although it's a real dragon cigarette for five yuan, but I don't smoke it from ordinary people, I also think you're good." I said.
Paris oh, said in his heart, shamelessly saying that everything is serious.
"Thank you then. I took the car keys and said to those sons, "Everyone, she is really my sister, if you want to chase my sister in the future, remember to please me, if you please me, there is only one way, give money, that's it, I'll take my sister home first, and ah, trouble which son, remember to help me keep my bicycle, to save." ”
Sister Xu Mei and I got into the car, drove the car, and left the TV station.
Sister Xu Mei sat in the back, refusing to sit in the co-pilot, mainly because she didn't want me to touch her thighs or something, I didn't care about that, am I the kind of hooligan?
"I'm satisfied now. Yang Xumei said.
When I heard her voice, I laughed and got angry, and said, 'Actually, I'm joking with you, I'm not Brother Guanxi, I didn't take a picture of our love at that time, you can rest assured, you are still a pure and incomparable woman.' ”
"Alright, don't talk about it. Yang Xumei said, who knows if what you said is true or false, you are so shameless and despicable at such a young age, in a few years, I don't know how many girls and children will be harmed, why not kill this person.
"Sister Xumei, are you hungry? I'll invite you to a barbecue, a big night, some supper, and then I'll send you home, and I won't touch a hair of yours." ”
"Huh. ”
Yang Xumei smiled again, not moving a single hair?
But I'm really hungry, so whatever he wants.
I drove the car to the front of a barbecue stand, and after getting out of the car with Sister Xumei, I asked for a little barbecue, asked for fried noodles, and I went to get a cup of green tea for Sister Xumei to drink.
"Tell me, what's the matter with you tonight?" Yang Xumei asked me, very cold to my courteous expression.
I also know that I can't break through Sister Xumei's defense at once, after all, I still hurt her a little, I said: "That's the case, I think it's not good for us to be like this, really, we're all people who have a relationship, you can't post anything in the space on Weibo, say you're lonely, empty, isn't this attracting bees and butterflies?"
Yang Xumei glanced at me and said, "It's Lala high-speed you, she even told you this, really." I can't send this personal thing, so I'm going to work every day, and then I'll come back and serve you?"
"No, that's not what I meant. "I coughed," mainly because these will cause some people to speculate, like tonight, you see so many men chasing you, trying to soak you, if it weren't for me, even if I appeared, they would have eaten you. ”
"But I like it a lot. Yang Xumei said.
I was stunned, let's talk the opposite.
"Okay, in this way, I will let fifty men go to the door of the TV station every day to welcome you, and treat you as a princess, do you think this is okay?"
Yang Xumei believes in my strength.
Fifty men were all lined up in unison, standing there waiting for someone to come out, it was definitely a scene of pretending to be forced.
"It's boring, it's not interesting, can you be more elegant, low-key, I know you have money, you have people, you are the underworld. Sister Xu Mei said.
"However, you are also invited to drink tea by the relevant departments, will you die if you keep a low profile?" Yang Xumei said disdainfully, "Young man, you know how to play this kind of high-profile." ”
"Wronged, Sister Xu Mei, I'm very low-key, I usually ride a bicycle on the bike, and I never pretend to be forced by someone outside, unless that person pretends to be forced to me. I said seriously, "Then I'll go to the TV station every day to wait for you to get off work." ”
Yang Xumei sneered, I go every day, blow you, do you think I will believe it? Do you have a lot of time? I mostly use it to watch and chase girls, do you think I don't know your situation?
Tang Qingqing sued me.
Yang Xumei's mobile phone vibrate, it was a message from Tang Qingqing, asking if he was with Anzi, and if so, he would act according to the plan.
Yang Xumei said yes, I'll call you. Helping pond beans.
"Who's smiling so happily?" I asked, a little jealous.
"I don't sue you. Yang Xumei said happily, "Thank you for having my supper." ”
"It doesn't matter. I smiled and said, I'm so happy after reading a text message, which son of a bitch?
"Anko. ”
I heard a voice calling my name.
When I looked back, my face immediately changed, and there was a taxi standing on the side of the road.