Chapter Seventy-Seven: Troublemaking
The bamboo board of Shulaibao is the same as the ordinary allegro, the big board is two, the small one is called the knots board is five, and there are seven boards in total. In the early years, beggars walked all the way on the street, singing all the way, and when they passed by the big and small street shops, they stopped in front of the store and began to count and sing.
The lyrics of the number of treasures are called "Chao Street Words", the words are basically a fixed format and the rhyme of the rhyme, so it is also called the word of the trip, the rhythm is the rhythm of "three three seven", two groups of three words and a group of seven words, three three seven sentences, three three seven rhythms.
At first, when the number of Noble artists performed, they knelt on the ground with one leg, firstly, the Counting Noble artists felt that their status was low and they were not worthy of standing and singing; secondly, because the people who knelt and sang outside could not see, he had to squeeze in, so that the dipping could be rounder, and it was very difficult for artists to perform in the old years, and they turned over after the founding of New China.
He Xiangdong didn't say much, first picked up the bamboo board and came to the door.
咵哩哩咵, 咵哩哩咵, 咵哩哩咵, 咵哩哩咵, 咵哩哩咵......
The young man looked at the bamboo board played by the child very interestingly, and he didn't stop him, but it was very fun to watch, and the two tables of guests in the store also came over, and the old man sat on the chair and his eyes never left He Xiangdong for a moment.
The young man also said, "You have to sing the allegro well, and I won't give you money if you can't sing well." ”
He Xiangdong hit the board and said: "Bamboo board, come into the street,
Shop this buy and sell on both sides of the row.
Yes, there are also buying, and there are selling,
There are also this guils and signboards.
Gold signboard, silver signboard,
Hung out inside and out.
Say you will come, and I will come,
The big shopkeeper has made a fortune!
You are old and rich, and I am naked,
Passing by and begging each other to pay their respects.
One worships the king, the other worships the minister,
A large number of people who worship the shopkeeper for three times.
The volume of people is large, the volume is wide,
Master Liu Bei sat in Xichuan.
Xichuan sat down Han Liu Bei,
The minister who protects him, three thousand years old......"
He Xiangdong's bamboo board skills are not bad, the rhythm is very bright, his basic skills are also solid, the words are very clear, follow the rhythm of the bamboo board, it sounds very rhythmic.
The young man's eyes lit up, he didn't expect this older child to be able to say so well, he looked good, it was amazing, and the old man at the counter also showed a satisfied smile.
The two tables of people who were eating there also recognized He Xiangdong coming, they were all residents in the neighborhood, and they had all gone to Liancheng to listen to cross talk, so they naturally knew this young big horn, and they all whispered there.
"I turned a corner over there,
I turned my head and bowed to the house.
I have worshipped him, not you,
You say stupid doesn't make sense.
The big shopkeeper is really good,
Standing at the door with a lot of music,
You give a few coppers,
Go home and cure your hunger. ”
The young man also held back a wicked smile, wanting to tease He Xiangdong, but he directly accosted him: "If you want money, I won't give it, hey, hurry up and go to another house." ”
He Xiangdong glanced at him, and the bamboo board didn't stop, and continued to sing: "You told me to go, I can't go,
Went to the dark empty-handed,
I don't have a penny for this,
The fool has to go hungry for the night,
I ask the master of the treasurer,
If you want to give money, I'll leave!"
The young man became interested: "You can take it all, ho, then I won't give it, it's not that I don't give it, I don't have money." ”
"You said no, I said yes,
This ticket is in the foreign cash box.
If you have money, you don't take it,
Tickets don't climb out;
If you want to have money, you don't move,
Tickets don't jump out;
Can't climb, can't jump,
I begged the shopkeeper to send it out. ”
There are no prescribed lines for counting Noble Treasures, as long as they rhyme, you think that this Counting Noble was originally sung by beggars asking for money, can there be accurate words, they are all made up with the shopkeeper to fight wits and courage, three hundred and sixty lines, what to say.
The young man also laughed: "You, don't ask me for money, I don't owe you money." ”
He Xiangdong smiled slightly, it was not difficult at all, and sang: "Big shopkeeper, you listen to the details,
Intercepting the countries of the Zhou Dynasty has my line.
Confucius has no food and is sleepy Chen Cai,
Thanks to Fan Dan Ancestor to help with grain.
I borrowed you to eat, I borrowed you to wear,
Borrowed Mt. Rice and Mt. Noodles,
It's not over yet.
I don't care about the monk, I don't care about the Tao,
Whether you are Hui, Han and the two religions,
Catholic Church, Jesus Church,
I want all the disciples of the saint Confucius. ”
The young man was surprised and said: "No matter what you teach, you dare to ask for it, and you want to be a disciple of Confucius, then you can find another house, see if there is a police station over there, you have to go to someone's place, we have a small restaurant, no money." ”
He Xiangdong stopped and asked, "What do you say you are?"
The young man emphasized again: "We are a small restaurant. ”
"A small restaurant?"
The young man said, "Yes." ”
"Oh. He Xiangdong understood, and sang again: "Bamboo board, big stride,
The shopkeeper opened a coffin shop.
Your coffin is really good,
One is big, the other is small,
The dead can't run away,
I can't stand the ...... in the pretend."
"You wait. The young man immediately stopped He Xiangdong, otherwise he sang, and he said angrily: "What coffin shop, coffin shop, our restaurant, the guests are still eating, you make trouble." ”
The two tables of guests still have stubble: "Qingfeng, don't quarrel with this kid, how are you someone's opponent, people talk about cross talk in the Liancheng Club, right, Dongzi boss." ”
He Xiangdong also smiled and said: "Yo, I have met my parents, so I will go to the club more in the future." ”
"Okay. The man also responded, and then continued to watch the excitement, he didn't understand, how could this one talk about cross talk be on the same line as a person who opened a restaurant, but this did not prevent his pure heart from watching the excitement, which was very simple and sincere.
The young man was stunned for a moment and asked, "You mean cross talk?"
He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Yes, I charge for singing allegro in the theater, and today I am cheaper for you." ”
The young man said: "You said that cross talk is not in the theater, what kind of trouble are you coming to us?"
He Xiangdong pointed at the old man and said: "What your old man said yesterday, there are rules in your store, and people with ability don't need money to eat, and he also said that if you are forced to have no way, you are a person with ability, how about it, how about this ability?"
The young man didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with this little kid, he said directly to the old man: "Dad, you can give him the money you overcharged yesterday, you see what this is called, we are still in business." ”
The old man said, "You can't give it, little friend, you didn't force us to do anything." ”
The young man was also speechless, he didn't know what his father was doing, but he couldn't disobey his father's meaning, he asked He Xiangdong directly: "Child, what do you want?"
He Xiangdong continued to play the board and sing: "Don't be ashamed to count the treasures, I want as much as you give."
Jackets, coats, otter hats,
Mattresses, mosquito nets, large stoves,
leather shoes, scarves, and large gloves;
This lamp, telephone, light bulb;
This car, the building, the cash, the check,
Tables, chairs, benches, bonsai, hat mirrors,
Even your mom and I want it. ”
He Xiangdong's lack of virtue said that his mother was the same thing, the young man was furious when he heard it, and he was about to beat He Xiangdong when he picked up the guy, He Xiangdong laughed and ran away, leaving the two tables of customers in the store laughing and couldn't stop laughing.