Chapter 470: The God of Boredom
Now that you've read the panels, you're going to start choosing the first storyteller.
"Shengji, if you had to choose, who would you choose?"
Lee Seung-gi was still hesitating, but Songyu had already spoken out for him.
"Yuna's first time. ”
In fact, this is not Lee Seung-gi's idea, it was arranged by the production team a long time ago. It's all script, and the MC has to follow along.
Of course, Jiang Hudong will not give up the opportunity to tease him.
"You only have Yuna in your eyes. ”
Lee Seung Gi was shy and waved his hand again and again.
"Ahh ”
Jiang Hudong's words of ambush came out.
"But our Yun'er only likes her Zhenqiu Oba, what should you do?"
Yo, the love triangle is out, and the atmosphere is starting to be different.
Amid the laughter in the audience, Lee Seung-gi's face was gloomy.
"Hey, sometimes, that guy is quite annoying. ”
This time it was amazing, and everyone laughed even harder.
Only Shi Zhenqiu was proud, and he was very happy to be able to win the heart from Yuna and defeat Lee Seung Gi.
But back to storytelling, Shi Zhenqiu is not like this.
"Ah...... Really, why did you let Yuna be the first?"
Jiang Hudong was inexplicable.
"What's wrong, what's wrong? Yuna's title is so appealing, don't you want to hear it?"
In everyone's approval, Shi Zhenqiu spread his hands helplessly.
"As I said before, she's very boring. This is the first story of a strong heart, is it going to be ruined?"
Yuna was angry.
"Oba, why am I bored? In the group, Ernie says I'm a pistachio. ”
Shi Zhenqiu immediately debunked: "You can make a fuss, not speak." Taeyeon: They all told me that you were the most boring to talk about. ”
Yun'er was discouraged for a while, and she didn't expect that this relying Oba would target her like this.
"Ah...... Maybe Shengkioba is not bad. ”
"Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... Has Yuna changed her mind?"
In Jiang Hudong's exclamation, Lee Seung Gi danced and celebrated his good luck.
Since Shi Zhenqiu has caused a topic, Jiang Hudong took the opportunity to interview: "Shi Zhenqiuxi, you are very familiar with Girls' Generation and T-ara. As far as I know, we So-yeon are also very talkative children. In your opinion, Yuna or So-yeon, who is more funny?"
Yo, this is the beginning of the showdown.
Wanting to know the status in Shi Zhenqiu's mind, Su Yan and Yuna were nervous for a while.
I don't know why, I don't want to lose to each other.
It's a pity that they forgot that this is a variety show.
In the expectant gaze of the girls, Shi Zhenqiu began to pout.
"Both of them are very boring, one can make trouble, and the other can nag. But if they want to say something interesting, they can't do it. ”
Gotcha, this poisonous Oba, buried both of them in one go.
Looking at the scorched earth appearance of the two girls, Jiang Hudong realized it. I can't hear more from Shi Zhenqiu, otherwise the two girls will probably go insane.
"That's the first time, what kind of content is it?"
It's finally time to tell her story, and Yoona is a little nervous.
"Me...... Hehehe......"
opened his mouth, didn't say anything, and began to laugh meaninglessly.
Fortunately, everyone was tolerant enough to wait for her to laugh enough to continue.
"When I was in middle school, I had friends who played together. Six friends plus me, a total of seven people, known as the Seven Princesses faction. ”
Listening to Yun'er's words, Shi Zhenqiu had already begun to cover his forehead.
Instinctively, he had a hunch that this story might ......
Yuna was still trying to speak.
"Actually, it's only seven people, but it's always together, so it's the Seven Princesses faction. ”
Shi Zhenqiu had already started to get bored and had to come forward to teach.
"You say, have you ever stolen pocket money or fought or something? It's not interesting to repeat the same thing twice. ”
Yuna was discouraged and began to get angry at him.
"Because Oba always interjected, I couldn't say it. ”
Because it's a beautiful girl, everyone else is naturally on her side.
Jiang Hudong stared at Shi Zhenqiu.
"Guy, don't blame me for not warning you. If you dare to interject again, I will beat you. ”
Kim Tae-woo is also gearing up.
"Add me one. ”
Nima, you two guys, one is a wrestler, the other is 1.9 meters tall, how can you bear this small body?
Shi Zhenqiu wisely quieted down and waited for Yun'er to poison them with boring stories.
With everyone's support, Yuna also has the courage to continue her story.
"We like to call it that, too. On the way home after the exam, several of us felt hungry......"
Obviously, I felt that the story was about to reach a climax, and everyone listened carefully, not planning to let go of a single detail.
Yuna felt everyone's expectations and spoke more and more energetically.
"I want to play outside again, because the exams are over. So on the way back, I went to the market to buy sweet potatoes and matches, and roasted sweet potatoes in the playground of the community......"
Obviously, everyone's expressions are a little erratic, and they can't grasp this story.
is still a praising guest who can't stand it anymore, so he helps her pave the way.
"Is it baked on paper? What kind of sweet potatoes are roasted from?"
Yuna replied, "I tore up the notebook I used during the exam." That's how roasted sweet potatoes are eaten. ”
Although the scene was relatively quiet, everyone estimated that there was a kind of empty melody floating in their hearts.
I don't know who asked, "Was that the first time?"
Yuna obviously didn't grasp the atmosphere, and nodded happily. "Inside. ”
Lee Seung Gi, who has been holding Yuna, is also a little dumbfounded.
"Are you saying it's the first time you've eaten a baked sweet potato?"
Yuna said solemnly: "That was my first rebellion. ”
As soon as these words were said, the scene was completely over. Everyone couldn't accept that it was such a ridiculous story.
When everyone couldn't accept it, Shi Zhenqiu breathed a sigh of relief, and he could finally rise up.
"What did I say? I said it, but you didn't believe it. How's that going now? Got it?"
What else can I do?
In Shi Zhenqiu's domineering manner, everyone lowered their heads in remorse.
I really should listen to Shi Zhenqiu, I shouldn't let Yun'er come out for the first time.
How can such a nihilistic story be saved?
Jiang Hudong began to make trouble unreasonably, blaming Shi Zhenqiu.
"Ah, since you already knew, why didn't you stop it?"
Shi Zhenqiu glared at him.
"You're going to kill me, and Seungji has lost his mind, how can I stop it?"
In a word, both MCs laughed helplessly.
Tablo sighed, "It seems that familiar people know more, but we were all deceived by Miss Yuna's appearance." ”
Since the atmosphere was so embarrassing, Shi Zhenqiu also saw that Yun'er was a little flustered and blamed herself, knowing that she didn't get it right.
He had no choice but to stand up and help her salvage the atmosphere.
"Actually, there's a joke that you don't know. ”
When I heard that he was going to tell a joke, everyone was excited.
After all, he is a strong language, and he must be better than Yun'er, and everyone is looking forward to it.
Seeing that everyone was curious, Shi Zhenqiu began to frame Dafa.
"Once, Mr. Li Xiuman and JYP bumped into each other. You all know that the relationship between those two big brothers is good if they don't fight. ”
In the Korean entertainment industry, everyone knows the opposition between the company and JYP.
Imagining the appearance of Lee so-man and JYP fighting bulls, everyone has already begun to laugh.
Shi Zhenqiu gradually began to refine the story.
"Li Xiuman and JYP met together, and they must be determined by the winner. But JYP was very hesitant, how could he win against Mr. Li Xiuman? After thinking about it, he finally came up with a solution. ”
"What's the solution?"
"What the hell is going on?"
Shi Zhenqiu smiled and began to lead to the climax of the show.
"JYP came up with a way to compare the company ...... Who is more boring. Everyone also knows that JYP's company is boring from top to bottom, and everyone is a great guy. ”
As soon as these words came out, the scene was already a mess.
At the beginning, Shi Zhenqiu once said in other shows that JYP was boring from top to bottom. As a result, because of his words, JYP company also appeared on the hot search.
Later, JYP made a special phone call and scolded him.
Now that the old thing is brought up again, everyone thinks about it, and when they think of the image of JYP, this laughter can't be stopped.
With everyone's support, Shi Zhenqiu is even more energetic.
So it began to be more boring, and as a result, JYP company randomly came out of a person, the company. If it continues, it will be a loss. ”
Yes, everyone is also caught up in the story and feels like he's right.
What should the company do when it encounters a boring strong player like JYP?
Just when everyone was thinking about it, Shi Zhenqiu's story ushered in its peak.
"Teacher Li Xiuman is also anxious, no matter what, he can't lose to JYP. Lost his temper and kept asking, what should we do? Originally, if Brother Kangta was here, there was still some hope. But he went to service, so this time he will lose no matter how you look at it. ”
Well, this guy didn't even let Kangta hide in the barracks, which made everyone laugh even crazier.
Shi Zhenqiu's ability to tell stories is much more powerful, and he is very good at mobilizing emotions.
Just when Mr. Lee so-man was about to accept failure, President Kim Young-min was very calm. He only said one word and immediately turned the defeat around. ”
"Oh, what did he say?"
"What did you say to beat JYP?"
Under everyone's questioning, Shi Zhenqiu imitated Kim Yingmin's tone.
"President Nim, don't worry, we'...... You've got Yuna!!"
Good guys, as soon as these words came out, the studio completely collapsed.
No one can sit properly anymore, and the production team can't care about recording.
Faced with such a domineering story, everyone had to laugh wildly, what else could they care about?
In this crazy atmosphere, Yun'er was dumbfounded, and she didn't expect that this Oba would be so vicious.
What should she do?
This is broadcast, what should her image do?
Who will save her?
Thinking that in the end, she really couldn't think of a way, so she had to hold her head and let out a miserable roar.
"I'm not alive, I'm idol!! my image!!!!"