Chapter 896: Then I'll Really Jerk Off!
[Today's first update!]
Liu Ruihua was arrogant and confronted the other party, and at the same time did not forget to glance at the "eldest lady" who got off the off-road jeep with a little gratitude, after all, this girl is still relatively fair at the critical moment.
And the eldest lady was glanced at by Liu Ruihua, and for some reason, she blushed slightly. Then she thought about it, looked at Liu Ruihua with an indifferent face, and watched the play with great interest. She could feel that Liu Ruihua was very powerful and unfathomable.
Do you want a reason why you can't let you enter Beijing University? But this reason is not easy to find, the security officer surnamed Zhao looked at Wang Tiejun for help, meaning to let him come forward.
Wang Tiejun hesitated for a while, and suddenly said fiercely: "The front has now been listed as a military forbidden area!
Liu Ruihua smiled and said, "Then what if we have to go over?"
Wang Tiejun's eyes widened, and he said unreasonably: "You have to go over? Unless you fly over from the sky! There is no way to cross the ground!"
Brother Wu on the side gave a thumbs up!
The oily and powder-faced Xiaogang taunted Liu Ruihua and said, "Boy...... How's it going? Fly, I'll make you crazy again! Grandma, noodle? There's a kind of you jerk off!"
Liu Ruihua was extremely angry, looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, then put his hand into his pants and said: "Hit the jerk off! Lao Tzu will jerk off in public to show you today!"
"Someone is going to jerk off in public, come and see!"
"Who......a" Hundreds of onlookers stared at Liu Ruihua's hand stretched into his pants with big eyes, looking forward to something...... Of course, there is no one who is most excited than the girls!
Liu Ruihua was stunned and muttered: "Grandma's, where did you get so many audiences?"
Hey, where is this place?
What is Jingcheng University? Damn, university!
Since it's a university...... That's not a shortage of students, right?
Yes! There are now hundreds of onlookers! And hundreds of people are rushing to hear the news! Everyone is here to watch those who dare to jerk off in public!
Liu Ruihua felt a little sad...... Not for yourself, but for these audiences.
The people of the country are the least lacking in onlookers and schadenfreude! A fool looked up at the sky, and then pedestrian A looked up curiously. As a result, pedestrians were attracted to the second ...... Pedestrian 3...... In the end, hundreds of people looked at it stupidly for a while, but they didn't notice anything? Could it be that their own eyes are not good? Hey, others may have seen it, and I have to pretend to see it! Just like the emperor's new clothes!
So everyone said, "Wow...... It's beautiful...... Wow...... Oh yes......."
In the end, everyone asked and found the first fool to look at the sky. Q: "What do you see?
The fool smiled stupidly, pointed to the sky and said, "There is a moon in the sky!"
"Hey!" hundreds of people all fell!
Hehe, although this story is exaggerated, it is very realistic!
Now hundreds of onlookers have probably figured out what is going on here, and many people are waiting to see Liu Ruihua and the joke of the rental noodles! Because it is obvious that the other party is a police car and a vehicle with special license plates, as well as a BMW and an off-road jeep...... And Liu Ruihua has nothing on his side, he must have suffered a loss! Did he jerk off in public to force others? But ...... It's exciting!
Of course, some people have sympathy for Liu Ruihua!
Many men looked at Liu Yifei, Li Yan, and Wang Yifei behind Liu Ruihua, and their saliva flowed...... Such a beautiful girl, if she is oppressed because of Liu Ruihua, it is a pity!
Many female classmates also felt pity! What a sturdy and handsome young man? He was forced to jerk off in public...... What a waste! Such a good soy milk...... How good it is to give it to others!
Liu Ruihua looked at the eyes and expressions of the audience around him and felt very depressed! He shouted: "What are you looking at! Are you all crazy? Run crazy!"
A radical girl shouting, "Hey...... Didn't you say you were going to jerk off in public? Why weren't we allowed to watch it? You should take it off...... How can you jerk off while you're still wearing pants?"
Depend on!
Liu Ruihua scolded angrily: "Obscene! Female pervert! Lao Tzu will call you today!"
After speaking, Liu Ruihua stretched into his pants and groped for a while...... And pull out a big black dick!
"Wow...... It's so big!" There was a scream around mm.
The male classmate said depressedly: "This guy can play!
A female classmate next to her asked, "Hey...... Handsome guy...... Where did you buy that massage stick? Is it imported from an island country?"
Liu Ruihua smiled evilly: "Domestic! But there's nowhere to buy this thing! Okay." Don't delay me by calling and jerking off!"
After saying that, classmate Liu took the black guy and pressed it for a while. He said loudly: "Xiaoice? Well, it's me! Immediately bring a few people and take a helicopter to Beijing University! Well, it's the main entrance of Beijing University! There must be a time limit to see your rapid response ability." ”
Recently, Liu Ruihua has provided information to build some advanced aircraft. Liu Yifei is responsible for assisting Liu Ruihua in testing the aircraft. Now this kind of helicopter has not yet been tested by the mission, Liu Ruihua wants to test the performance of the aircraft in a few days, and Liu Yifei wants to test the rapid response ability of the special department.
At this time, Xiao Gang saw that Liu Ruihua had not reacted for a long time, so he yelled: "What's the matter, redneck...... Aren't you going to jerk off? Hurry up. So many people are waiting for you!"
Liu Ruihua shook the phone in his hand and said, "It's called! The plane will come in a while!"
Seeing that Liu Ruihua didn't really "jerk off", the people around him were a little disappointed at this time, it turned out that that thing was not a massage stick? It was a phone? Hey, it's boring! It's just that they haven't seen the "mobile phone" in Liu Ruihua's hand.
When the beautiful woman who got off the off-road jeep saw this call, her heart jumped, she looked at Liu Ruihua carefully, and then frowned and thought about something!
At this time, there were more and more onlookers, and Liu Yifei found the rustic peasant girl just now in the crowd, and she was looking at Liu Ruihua and them with concern...... When she and Liu Yifei met their eyes, the two girls smiled tacitly.
Everyone laughed when they heard Liu Ruihua's ridiculous words.
Regardless of whether Liu Ruihua has a plane or not, if he does, can he fly over casually?
Where is this capital?
Which country's capital does not want to implement air traffic control? Do you think airplanes can fly indiscriminately?
Brother Wu was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Liu Ruihua and laughed wildly: "Wowhaha...... You mean, you called a plane...... And then this plane will arrive later?"
Liu Ruihua clasped his hands and said chicly: "Well, you have a good understanding ability! Not on the ground, right? Then Lao Tzu will really jerk off!" (To be continued.) )