He Xiangdong hurriedly told Gao Ganglong about the work temporarily, how to act later, who praised and who teased who was tired of sewing, how to get into the work, how to support the bottom, all of them told him again.

Xue Guo was also listening to him, he had seen He Xiangdong's funny practice countless times, and since they first met, He Xiangdong had never stopped being a demon.

He has long been used to it, and with his ability, he doesn't have to be scared at all, but Xiao Gao, this kid is still full of promises, and he is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers.

After He Xiangdong finished explaining, they were about to play, and Xiao Gao was also changing clothes.

Xue Guo leaned over and asked, "Hey, gentlemen, we're going to play in a while." ”

"Ahh Gao Ganglong responded, he was much more relaxed when facing Xue Guo, in fact, He Xiangdong's apprentices would be more relaxed when facing Xue Guo.

Because Xue Guo likes to play with them and make trouble with them, they all think that this uncle has no shelf, he is very easy to get along with, and they also like to get along with him.

But He Xiangdong is different, He Xiangdong is the master, and the master has the majesty of the master, and they are all afraid of He Xiangdong.

"Yes, it's up. Gao Ganglong replied with a smile, he put on his clothes, and straightened them with his hands.

Xue Guo held the teacup and said with a smile: "Gentlemen, we are on the spot, are you stunned?"

Gao Ganglong smiled: "Hehe, uncle, you can take care of yourself." ”

Xue Guo's eyes glared: "Hey, stinky boy, you're still worried about me." ”

Gao Ganglong immediately changed his expression, he smiled flatteringly, and said, "Uncle, you have to help me on stage for a while, I have a rare opportunity to have this good opportunity, I have to behave well." ”

"Ho. Xue Guo raised his head, turned his head with a sneer, and left.

"Uncle, don't go, uncle...... My dear uncle. Gao Ganglong chased after him.

Xue Guo was speechless: "You make me vomit again." ”

"Hey, hey. ”

……

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Turning the Four Generations", performers: He Xiangdong, Xue Guo, Gao Youcheng. ”

"Oh......" The audience applauded thunderously.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo are both big horns in Xiangwen Society, and the audience is coming for them, and seeing that they are coming out, the audience is all excited.

So Gao Ganglong can perform with He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, this is really a good opportunity for him to show his face, He Xiangdong can praise him a few words and make a few jokes about him, which is more effective than talking about it for a few months himself.

After all, the audience is watching He Xiangdong.

The host finished the curtain and stepped down.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo came to power, and Gao Ganglong has not yet come to power.

The two went on stage and bowed to the audience, and the audience applauded, and many audience members came to give gifts.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo are very used to it now, and they don't even need to open their mouths on stage now, because there must be people sending things under the stage, and they have to finish the things before talking.

After picking up everything and putting it away, He Xiangdong returned to his position and said with a smile: "It's all here, I'm very happy that so many people are coming." ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Ah, are you still pleased?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, I don't think those leaders all talk like this." ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Ouch, you are still leading here." ”

He Xiangdong said proudly: "You still think I'm the elementary school student who talks about cross talk, I'm not even anymore." ”

Xue Guo asked, "Then who are you?"

He Xiangdong said: "I am a college student now, and I will bow and tell everyone when I come up in the future, I am still the college student He Xiangdong who said cross talk." ”

The audience applauded.

Xue Guo said: "Okay, this is long, or how can you say that you are inflated." ”

He Xiangdong turned his head unhappily: "Hey, what is this called?"

Xue Guo laughed.

He Xiangdong said: "That's what you mean, of course, you can still say that you are a primary school student who talks cross talk when you come to the stage in the future." “

Xue Guo was unhappy: "No, why, you are a college student, and I am a primary school student?"

He Xiangdong said: "This is a compliment to you, I mean you have a lot of room to rise." ”

Xue Guo was speechless: "Okay, daring to love has become a compliment." ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, it means that you are young." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand: "You come here, it's useless." ”

He Xiangdong looked at Xue Guo's face, and he was surprised: "Yo, I'm still angry." ”

Xue Guo twisted his face and ignored him.

He Xiangdong immediately said: "Ouch, okay, okay, you are not a primary school student anymore, you are a junior high school student, a junior high school student." ”

Xue Guo was dissatisfied: "Then I'm still two paragraphs short of you." ”

He Xiangdong asked tentatively, "Then you are a high school student?"

Xue Guo snorted: "Nonsense, is there a difference?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said: "Okay, then from today onwards, you are also a college student, let's stand on the stage when the time comes, and let's say that two college students in the cross talk world are here." ”

Xue Guo stiffened his face and looked disgusted: "I said you want to have a face, have you ever been to school, as soon as you come on stage, you tell people that you are a college student, do you want a face?"

He Xiangdong turned his head and asked, "Then how do you say you should introduce it?"

Xue Guo turned his head and said unhappily: "I'm a primary school student, why should I tell you." ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Yes, this one is still angry." ”

He Xiangdong said to Xue Guo: "Okay, don't be angry, just now I lost my words for a while, it was my fault, when the performance is over, I will take something to your house to apologize, how about it?"

Xue Guo was happy: "This is not bad. ”

He Xiangdong asked, "It's okay to go to your house, but I don't know where your family lives." ”

Xue Guo smiled: "I live on Qianmen Street. ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Who?"

Xue Guo said: "Me." ”

He Xiangdong said happily: "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I also live on Qianmen Street." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Then why haven't I seen you?"

He Xiangdong said: "You go out early and I come back late, we are neighbors who are not allowed to worship." ”

"Oh, yes, there are tens of thousands of people on Qianmen Street. Xue Guo nodded.

He Xiangdong asked again: "What time do you live on Qianmen Street?"

Xue Guo replied: "I live at No. 3 Qianmen Street. ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Who?"

Xue Guo said: "Me." ”

He Xiangdong said happily: "Isn't this a coincidence, it's not, I also live at No. 3 Qianmen Street." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "You also live in No. 3, then why haven't I seen you?"

He Xiangdong replied: "You went out early, I came back late, we are neighbors who are not allowed to worship." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "Also, there are many people in the courtyard, and I don't like to go out and walk around, so I don't really see it." ”

He Xiangdong asked again: "Then do you live in the south room or the north room?"

Xue Guo replied, "I live in the north room. ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Who." ”

Xue Guo replied, "Me." ”

He Xiangdong said happily: "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I also live in the north room." ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good: "Ah, we all live in the same room, why haven't I seen you?"

He Xiangdong replied: "You go out early and I come back late, we are neighbors who are not allowed to worship." ”

General Xue Guo was suspicious: "Ang?"

He Xiangdong asked again: "Hey, did you sleep on a bed or a kang?"

Xue Guo replied: "I don't have a good waist, so I set a fire kang." ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Who." ”

Xue Guo said: "Me." ”

He Xiangdong said happily: "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I also sleep on the kang." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Ah, we all slept in the same bed, why haven't I seen you?"

He Xiangdong said: "You went out early, I came back late, we are neighbors who are not allowed to worship." ：

Xue Guo was stunned.

He Xiangdong asked again: "Then what are you laying and what are you building?"

Xue Guo replied: "I made a red mattress and covered it with a blue quilt. ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Who." ”

Xue Guo's voice trembled a little: "Me." ”

He Xiangdong said happily: "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I also spread a red mattress and covered a blue quilt." ”

Xue Guo was dumbfounded and said, "We all have a quilt, why haven't I seen you?"

He Xiangdong explained: "You went out early, I came back late, we are neighbors who can't worship." ”

Xue Guo said with a wrench in his heart: "It sounds weird. ”

He Xiangdong asked again: "Ask someone who is right, who do you sleep with at night?"

Xue Guo said without thinking: "I sleep with my daughter-in-law." ”

He Xiangdong immediately continued: "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I also ...... with your daughter-in-law."

"Go, go, go......" Xue Guo hurriedly drove He Xiangdong away.

The audience laughed and booed, and there was a lot of coaxing.

This short paragraph is called "Chasing the Kiln", which is a small paragraph of ethics, and the skills used are the typical paving and steading and shaking in cross talk. This small paragraph is generally placed in the anti-seven or the four generations as a cushion talk.