Evenson put his hand on his chest, he couldn't stop rubbing his conscience, I heard that he had done a great good thing this time!

You said that Nestrom and these people were whining and making trouble, looking for clues inside, running into the big forest to survive in the wild, and Norway and Spain were both upside down, not to mention how much effort it took, just to say that the road cost and gas and oil money were a lot. They fought against the gods, but they haven't even seen the gods yet.

But when he did this, he sent them to God with a wave of his hand, and that was as close as he could be. And didn't they say that they were going to be the gods of death? And he took special care of them, and sent them to Hela, the goddess of death, so that they could come up close and see what they could do.

Alas, I can be regarded as accumulating great virtue this time!

In short, Evenson is very happy in his heart now, and I hope they can be happy in the future. But at this point, this mission is almost complete, Nestrom and they have gone to heaven to further their studies, and the troublemakers are gone, and the whereabouts of the last part of the berserker's cane have also been asked, and the only thing left seems to be a simple recovery work.

Evenson and Melinda didn't hesitate to turn around and get back on the plane, and this time everyone gathered around to ask how things were going. But Melinda was obviously not in a good mood, ignoring the others and walked straight in, while Evenson directly threw a large leather bag to the ground, "It's all here." ”

Skye looked at the big leather bag on the ground and curled his lips, "It can't be the human head of those people, right?"

"Hmm... Voodoo has a spell the size of a ping-pong ball that can shrink a human skull, and I learned a few things by the way, so it's not impossible to fit 100 human heads in this leather bag. ”

"Huh..." The eyes of the others immediately changed when they looked at this bag, and they all retreated unconsciously. And there was even a look on Skee's face that wanted to vomit. She now regretted why she was so quick to talk just now, and now that she opened the bag with 100 human heads shrunk by evil magic, this bloody and disgusting scene had lingered in her mind.

"Hehe... I'm kidding. Evenson suddenly waved his hand and laughed, "I'm not interested in voodoo spells, I'm not a barbarian, besides..." ”

"Hehe..."Everyone just laughed twice at the corners of their mouths, and finally Coulson asked, "So what's in here?"

Evenson kicked his foot on the bag, and the sound of metal clashing could be heard inside, "Berserker's cane." Otherwise, you're expecting me to bring their heads over?"

"Oh..."Coulson instantly squatted on the ground and unzipped his backpack, but when he saw the contents of it, he frowned, "How did this shatter like this?"

Wasn't it because Melinda was reminded of some bad memories, so she broke the berserker's cane in a fit of rage. Evenson wasn't in the mood to put it together, so he casually packed it in his bag and brought it back.

But now I have to cover for Melinda, he naturally won't tell the truth, "This magic equipment is too low-level, I accidentally made it big and lost the durability, so it shattered like this with a clatter." ”

"But... This is too broken, isn't it?" Coulson couldn't help but laugh at the crumbles, "It's okay to break into pieces, but you see that some of them are broken into foam." ”

"That's not. Evenson scratched his face in embarrassment, "I was rubbing it up with a dustpan, and the place was dirty, so I poured some ash into it." ”

Take a dustpan to recover alien items, and you kid is the first one. Coulson nodded, "Okay, so be it, Skye go get 502 and clear glue." ”

"By the way, what about Nestrom's mobs, are they still there?" Coulson asked, suddenly thinking of this, "I'll send someone to get them all back." ”

He pondered, since it was Evenson's own matter, Nestron and the others must all be lying on the ground now, so they should be caught and closed, and if they are not at all, they must go and collect a corpse. Otherwise, let's not talk about whether anyone happens to find out that more than 100 people are dying together and will not be frightened, you just say that you leave them alone, if it rots there, how much will it smell!

"Then you don't have to. Evenson walked to the bar separately and took a sip of a bottle of wine, "I've helped you skip all these steps, so thank me." ”

"You're not going to burn them all to ashes, are you?" At this time, Skye happened to come over with half a box of all-purpose glue, and when she heard this, she immediately began to think crankily, because in her mind, the image of Evenson has always been a big bad wolf who eats people and does not spit out bones.

At this time, Skye's eyes changed again when he looked at the dust in the bag, "These ashes, it shouldn't be the ashes of those guys." ”

"What do you think? Bringing back the ashes of an enemy is an act that even the barbarians of the Middle Ages wouldn't do this well, right? And do you think I'm the kind of person who burns 100 people to ashes without changing his face?"

Evenson sat down on the couch with some annoyance, "Guys, think about it, the place where they're hiding is a confined space with a lot of air, and burning 100 people in that kind of place, oh, that smell... How am I going to in the future?"

The first thing that comes to mind is not the loss of life, but the smell of bad smell? Sure enough, he is an inhuman and outright egoist. Coulson sighed, "And what did you do with them?"

"I teleported them randomly. Evenson replied without looking up.

"Random teleportation. Having known Evenson for so long, he could still understand the word, "So where did you teleport them?"

After asking, he still complained a little, you said how good it was for you to let them lie in place, and now you have made a random teleportation to make them all over the world, how much pressure does this bring to our arrest work?

"It's a random teleportation, how can the location be clear?" Evenson spread his hands helplessly, "They could be teleported to the top of Makalu Peak, or the deepest part of the trench, or directly above some active crater, of course, it is also possible that they suddenly appear in the stratosphere, and they may also go in batches." ”

"Batch, shouldn't they arrive at the same time?" "Skye is a little confused, could it be that this portal will also be delayed, the teleportation spell will also be stuck in the blue bar, and the arrival time of the teleportation will be different?

"He's supposed to be talking about... Physical batches. Coulson's face twitched, which is why he was so hesitant to ask Evenson to help him at first, because he was afraid that it would turn out in the end, "Let's say someone's avatar teleports to one place, and it takes two minutes to get from the neck down. ”

"It's also possible that someone has their upper body in the center of the Sahara Desert and their lower body deep in the Amazon rainforest. Evenson smiled nonchalantly, "Anyway, you don't have to bother looking for them." Perhaps hundreds or thousands of years later, their remains will be found, adding some conversation to the world's mysteries that have been unsolved for thousands of years. ”

"Forget it. Coulson shook his head, he thought that he should find time to talk to Director Fury, Evenson's current style of doing things is very out of line, and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents shouldn't be so ruthless so casually, but that's all for later. "So where the last cane... You should have asked. ”

"Ireland, inside a Catholic church. Evenson nodded and said, "You have no idea how quickly they snitched, and they really didn't give me a chance to torture me to extract a confession." "Yes, in Evenson's opinion, letting the Dreadhound go out and bite off two of someone's arms, and casually curse in pain or something, is not torture at all!

"Then let's go. Coulson said with a look on his face.

Originally, the next thing should be very simple, just go to Ireland to find the church, then talk to the priest in charge, then indicate the identity of S.H.I.E.L.D. and tell the truth of the matter, and then take the things away to close the case. But I never expected that everyone underestimated the professional ethics of the priest here.

People didn't eat it at all, first they didn't admit that there was that thing, and then after Coulson put the spectral scanner in front of the priest, they said that the thing is not fake with me, but why should I give it to you?

"It is a relic left by a saint and has been kept in our church for centuries. The gray-haired priest said to Coulson in a righteous manner, "Our ancestors swore to protect it before the saints, and we will never break that ancient oath." ”

Regardless of the Rausch oath, the church had reaped the benefits of the berserker's cane. At least during the Crusades, and during the time of Ireland's independence, their churches produced many warriors.

Although it is said that there is no war now, but this thing is more or less a cultural relic for so many years, and now it seems that it is still an alien cultural relic, why do you have to hold it to you with both hands as soon as you say that your red teeth and white teeth touch lightly?

Jane said that Coulson didn't make sense to say anything about it, and thought about simply sending Ward to sneak in and steal things at night, anyway, this is S.H.I.E.L.D. has not done it once or twice. But at this time, Evenson, who had been sitting on the long bench in the church, stood up, hmph, I have to play here.

Evenson came to the priest with his hands behind his back and said with a very proud attitude: "I am the Holy See, the head of the Holy Relic Management Center. ”

"Holy See... "The priest was stunned for a moment, although this title is a little awkward, but there seems to be a holy relic management center at the headquarters, but in this case, the young man in front of him is also a priest?

Evenson didn't care about the mess that the priest in front of him thought, he just took care of himself and said straightforwardly, "This time, I came to cooperate with S.H.I.E.L.D. to recover the items by the Pope's decree, and I hope this priest will give it a convenience." ”

"Oh—" The priest procrastinated, very suspicious. Because he also heard that the relationship between the Holy See and S.H.I.E.L.D. was not very good, because after Tolloki made trouble on Earth, the Pope had thought of sending a cardinal with real power to S.H.I.E.L.D., and also wanted S.H.I.E.L.D. to support the Holy See in restoring tithes, but S.H.I.E.L.D. ignored him.

Although in the priest's opinion, he felt that the pope was probably drunk when he made this decision, if he hadn't taken too many psychotropic drugs, hey, he would have criticized the pope, and he was guilty of sin. But at that time, the beam was finished.

Moreover, some time ago, a hidden esoteric sect in Eastern Europe, after a trip to S.H.I.E.L.D., all blew out the lamp and pulled out the wax and died. According to the only survivor, a black priest who placed an order in France was also secretive about this, only saying that he was severely persecuted and abused by S.H.I.E.L.D. Alas, I heard that the plane was the same as the one parked in front of the church.

So with this kind of relationship, how could the Pope send someone to cooperate with S.H.I.E.L.D.?

"The so-called holy relic that your diocese has in its collection is in fact a heretic. Evenson is not talking nonsense, anyway, in the eyes of Catholicism, Norse mythology is heresy" So you, as a pious servant of the Lord, worship the heretic as a saint, and keep what he has left, this kind of behavior has caused the indignation of many people. ”

"So Father... I have a word of advice. Evenson smiled and flicked the cross hanging from his chest with the rune, "This time I came just to salute first and then soldier, but next time I will come... Hmph, although the Inquisition is no longer there, the necessary evil people are already idle and panicked. ”

"This..."The priest's expression changed, and beads of sweat the size of beans instantly oozed from the door of his head, maybe outsiders don't know, but as a bishop of the suburbs, he knows what kind of existence the necessary evil is.

The priest took out a handkerchief and wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, took a deep breath and calmed down: "You... You said that he was sent by the Holy See, but do you have a document certificate?"

The priest is not a fool, and you can't say that I believe it all, who knows if you will be a liar signed by S.H.I.E.L.D. If I really believe it now and you look back and ask that there is no such thing at all, then I will really have to go to heaven to find the old man to call the shots!

Coulson glanced at Evenson, and there was a hint of schadenfreude in his eyes. I see where you can go to find the paperwork. He now thought that Evenson was just talking big words, just intimidating the priest.

But he never expected that Evenson was reaching into his waist and touching it randomly, and after a while, he found a scroll and handed it to something, "You review it carefully, don't be mistaken." ”

When the priest opened the scroll of deliberate results, he suddenly changed color. This scroll is actually a document written by the Pope himself, and the identity marked on it... Although there is no mention of the position of the head of the Holy Relic Management Center, it is also a big scary!

Not a cardinal, not a cardinal, but ... But... A more exalted... God's Right Seat!

What a noble status, the right seat of God is a secret that is not known to outsiders, but it is the existence of the pope who has to give three points, because in a way, the right seat of God is an angel walking on the earth, the agent of God's will.

The wind ahead, the water behind, the land on the left, the fire on the right... The priest's hands trembled and he held his breath, the person in front of him was not among the four directions, but more mysterious than he had never heard of... Black above!

The next thing was much easier, the priest's attitude changed almost 180 degrees, and he ran into the secret room and took out the berserker's cane and offered it with both hands, and also assured one after another: "Our diocese has always been a critical collector of this thing, and has never believed in pagan ideas, and I hope this lord will be aware of it." ”

"Hahaha..."Evenson's cane sneered three times, "He used to be stubborn and then Gong also... Father, I'm very impressed with you this time. ”

Anyway, the task has been completed, what is the matter with this priest, who made him so hypocritical before, he deserves to be afraid now. But I didn't expect the priest to suddenly shout, "Wait a minute, sir...", I saw him running into the secret room at a high speed, stumbling away with a box in his hand, and sending it into Evenson's hands without saying anything.

Evenson didn't know why he opened it to see that inside was a quaint sword hilt. At this time, the priest said mysteriously, "This is the hilt of Wallace's sword when he was righteous, and it is priceless." ”

"Oh... Ahem... Cough. Evenson almost didn't catch his breath, and when he calmed down, he immediately put on a smiling face, "Hahaha... The clink of gold coins and the soul fly to heaven, the priest is loyal and loves the religion, and I will report it to the Pope. ”

Alas, what's the matter, how can I get bribed... On the way back, Coulson was the boss's reluctance, but he also knew what Evenson's temper was, if you said at the time that he should let him put this thing down, it would be harder than a dog snatching food from his mouth!

And one of the things that Coulson is more curious about is, "Where did you get that set of documents? Could it be that you drew it yourself?"

"What's the matter, I'm true!" Evenson snorted coldly and said, "I did it with Mephisto, the Vatican has been sold to Mephisto since the year I sold the indulgences, so Nagada has long been the final word, and the documents I asked him for are really more real than real!"

Mephisto Coulson suddenly had a strange feeling when he heard the name, of course he knew that this was the devil monarch who appeared in Faust, and he was not surprised that the devil monarch really existed... But... An indescribable feeling, after all, I feel a little familiar with him, but when I think about it carefully, it is blank.