Chapter 149
"Uh-huh, Wang. Leng Mastiff Mo also bowed his head and pouted, but he definitely didn't look angry. He also knew that Leng Feng was treating him as a human being. It's a matter of forgetting that his body is a dog, which is a good thing for Xiao Hei. So he wasn't really angry, but he didn't like to hear him say that dogs were bad. Sometimes Xiao Hei is not too angry with others.
Think about those words, as long as they are associated with dogs, there is no good word. And the calf still has a few positive words, and even the little rabbit has caught a few favorite words, only his own dog Gou Fly camp, dog skin plaster, dog fart does not work, dog tail continues mink, dog jumps over the wall, dog blood drenched...... None of them are good.
Leng Feng's burden in his heart was completely put down, he had nothing else to do now, he had to clean up that bastard zombie honorable salt.
"What's that, Mastiff. Leng Feng then said to Leng Mastiff: "You give me that salt head, I, I'm going to tear it up with this stinky mouth." ”
"A corpse can be killed, but not humiliated. Zun Yan's head shouted in Leng Mastiff's hand. He is a person who has lived for a century, even if he dies, he is afraid of something, and after becoming a zombie, life is even more boring, he is different from other zombies, he has previous memories, and now he lives like no one or a ghost, he is uncomfortable, so he is nothing, it is a big deal to kill him.
Angry, the cold mastiff Mo grabbed the brain shell of the zombie and slapped it: "What is the call? Wangwang, he even humiliates me, you rotten zombie Wangwang, what is there to humiliate Wangwang?"
Xiao Hei is a starter, he is not like Leng Feng. Leng Feng always causes trouble with his mouth, but he never makes a move, but Xiao Hei is different, he is angry, but he can move all the five elements. Suddenly the arrogance of Zunyan was gone, Zunyan is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of pain, he is also angry in his heart, a dead zombie, how can he still have pain nerves.
"I promise to show you the way. I helped. But where is the salt you promised me? You don't count, you don't say it, you don't say it, you don't mean it, you talk nonsense. Take it for granted. Make lies the truth. Talking about male and female, running the train with a mouth, you ......"
Zun Yan angrily accused. The current human beings are too dishonest, they used to say the same, and they did what they said, which is like now, just after telling them the whereabouts of the person named Xiao Yu, they will give themselves a new type of strictness, but now it's good, and before they can find it, they will hit it first. I'm going to cry angrily.
Bai Ling saw that Xiao Hei had done it, and he didn't choose it too much, they were all civilized people, although they knew that they shouldn't reason with zombies, but they did ask him: "Xiao Hei, it's almost over, you see that he cried." ”
Bai Shi also persuaded on the side: "Yes, look at the tears in your hand when he cries, how dirty it is, let him go quickly." ”
As soon as Zun Yan heard that someone was talking for him, his head moved even more of Xiao Hei's hands, and his mouth kept shouting: "Unreasonable, unreasonable!"
"Enough, enough......" Zunyan said, with the mouth that the cold mastiff gave to it: "Don't Bai Hula Wang, and then Bai Hu, kick your head as a ball." ”
Xiao Hei actually heard Bai Ling and them say this, and he didn't want to beat him anymore, but when he was shouting there, Xiao Hei couldn't help but want to beat him.
"Give me the head" Leng Feng stretched out his hand at Leng Mastiff Moyi and said, "I want to let its mouth and soul fly away." Leng Feng was also a little angry, everyone was in a bad mood now, what are you calling a dead zombie there? If you really like to call souls so much, let your soul fly out of the sky.
"How do you make its mouth and soul fly away and never recover?" Bai Shi came over and pointed to the headless corpse that was still standing and said, "What about its body? and its head, what are you going to do with it?"
"I, I'm ......," Leng Feng shouted, "I'm going to beat its body, its head, and its mouth together to the point that it will never be recovered." ”
"Okay, okay, have you made enough trouble?" Leng Wuya's voice was magnetic, he was like a generous elder at this time, as soon as his voice came out, the noise on the scene was immediately calmed down, and the young generals stopped squeaking and looked at him together. They really just made trouble, scared Zun Yan, and didn't really want to kill him, if they really wanted to kill him, what would they do, but he was too noisy, and these people urgently needed a place to vent.
Leng Wuya smiled and took the head of the Zombie Zun Salt from Leng Mastiff's hand, and carefully placed it on the neck of the Zombie Zun Salt who was still standing. Not to mention, it's really good, which makes a group of people sigh again at the magic of the end times, a zombie's head has fallen off, and it can be installed when it is picked up, and it is the same as before.
"Woo, lulu~~~~" The zombie Zunyan shook the head he had just connected, and said dissatisfiedly: "When you make trouble in the future, be lighter, although the parts on the corpse are patchwork, they are all made by thousands of choices, you are willing to make trouble, and the corpse is distressed, so I beg you, when you make trouble in the future, be lighter, and lighter." ”
Hearing Zunyan say this, they realized that not all of their zombies' bodies were their own, and many organs were pulled from other zombies. Leng Wuya looked at Bai Ling: "Brother Bai, I only know now, why it has been so long since the end of the world, but the zombie bodies that appear are becoming more and more like humans, and they are no longer missing arms and legs, it turns out that they are pieced together by each other." ”
Bai Ling nodded: "Yes, at the beginning of the end of the world, the zombies had no wisdom, so they wandered around one by one with their mutilated bodies, and now they have consciousness, and they may also find that if the body is incomplete, it is inconvenient to walk, and they may already have a standard of beauty in their hearts, so they will assemble themselves into a normal person." ”
"Hey?" Leng Feng pointed to its nose and said, "Didn't you say you were leaving? Why do you still have a little bit of trouble in the future? ”
Leng Feng really didn't look down on zombies, when he took in Qin Shou at that time, it was because of Qin Shou's invention that he saved Xiao Yu's life, and he endured it because everyone was rescued from hunger, but he hated zombies in his heart. Without them, he is still the third young man of the Leng family, and he enjoys the reverence of others everywhere.
Every day, you can eat whatever you want, you will have something, you will be accompanied by someone to play whatever you want, do whatever you want, how will it be like now, you can't eat enough, you can't dress warmly, the handsome guy in the past, now you are dressed in clothes, you don't remember how long you have been wearing it, and when you don't have the conditions, you don't know how many days you can take a bath.
The current life is really not a human life, and this zombie came to talk to him about what conditions, although the other party is a zombie, Leng Feng didn't think that there was no morality in front of him, and he had been putting up with him at the beginning. But this guy is getting less and less like words. It's starting to make trouble, which makes Leng Feng unbearable. He really wanted to kill him now.
"You can't go" Leng Mastiff Mo jumped up again and went straight to the head of the zombie Zun Yan. Xiao Hei is a man of action, he will make a move when he wants to, without any hesitation, he gave Zun Yan again, Bai Ling was afraid in his heart, his little lover was too hands-on, fortunately, he liked himself and had not made a move on himself.
Bai Shi looked at his brother: "Brother, he usually beats you like this?"
Before Bai Ling could speak, Xiao Hei was not happy: "I like Xiao Ling, how can I beat him, but if I have an ignorant younger brother who needs to be disciplined, I can help." ”
Leng Feng was in a good mood when he saw Bai Shi eating turtles, and patted Bai Shi on the shoulder: "Hour, don't talk nonsense, you have to remember that this is your sister-in-law." ”
After Leng Feng finished speaking, Xiao Hei, who was originally imposing, suddenly died down, and stood there looking at Leng Feng with a red face: "What nonsense are you talking about!"
Bai Ling saw that his heart was fluttering, his little one was really beautiful, and Bai Shi on the side saw his brother's appearance and snorted: "It's not promising." ”
But Leng Feng grinned happily: "Xiao Hei is shy, this is really not easy." I really didn't expect that our violent little prince would also have times when he blushed. ”
"Oh, my Spion. The zombie Zunyan was so frightened that he hugged his head and squatted on the ground, this time there was a lesson, or he would have to let Leng Mastiff Mo take his head away. This throat shattered the pink bubbles between Bai Ling and Xiao Hei.
"Hehe~~" Leng Wuya raised his hand to stop Leng Mastiff's impulse, but he became extremely interested in the terrifying words of the zombie Zunyan on the ground just now.
"Zun Yan, are you mistaken?" Leng Wuya asked gently, "People shout 'Oh Mom' as soon as they are frightened, you, why do you shout 'Ouch Spieyang'?"
Bai Ling guessed: "You are your mother before you died, you are a foreigner, so your mother's name is Sibiyang?"
Bai Shi shook his head: "No, big brother, the name Sibiyang is a man's name as soon as it sounds, and it should be his father." ”
Leng Feng disagreed: "Who would put his father's name on his lips, and he is not an open foreigner, I think this Sibiyang should be the god in his mind, just like the Buddha name in the mouth of Buddhists is a truth." ”
Everyone guessed, but Leng Wuya didn't speak, everyone turned their eyes to him, they didn't think to find the answer in Zunyan, this zombie came for a while, and they didn't know if what they said was true or false, so they all looked at Xiaoya, and what he said should be right. Leng Wuya touched his nose with his hand: "I think Sibiyang should be the person he admires." ”
It's fun to see what everyone guesses. Zun Yan couldn't help but speak. How can these humans be so stupid, they just don't know what he wants to say? Is it because he hasn't spoken to people for so many years and can't express himself clearly......?