Shopping, what a common word. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info but for Tong Jianjun, it is a little unfamiliar.

With the development of online shopping in recent years, Tong Jianjun basically relies on online shopping for whatever he wants to buy. There are many kinds of things on the Internet, as long as you move your fingers, you can send them to yourself, which is quite convenient, saving time and effort, why not.

Well, that's not actually the main reason.

The real reason is that there are so many couples in pairs on the streets next to the university town. Those guys don't think about other people's feelings at all, and they feel it, and kissing everywhere abounds, making people want to rush directly to give them a kick. And a lot of times, one kick won't solve the problem......

In order not to be taken away by the police uncle for violently hurting people, Tong Jianjun gradually reduced the number of times he went to the street, until later, he basically stopped shopping.

Speaking of which, some time ago, I took Mi Qi Aya to visit the Luoyue Bridge together, which can be regarded as shopping, although it is a snack street.

"Teacher, when you go shopping with girls, please don't think about other girls!" Qiao Enxi said with a puffed face.

Tong Jianjun suddenly came back to his senses from the fugue, and this guy made the mistake of being in a daze anytime and anywhere again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed." ”

"You're really thinking about other girls!"

At this time, three options seemed to pop up in front of Tong Jianjun's eyes.

1. Lie and comfort her.

2. Tell the truth, be honest.

3. Don't talk, kiss her.

Shaking his head vigorously, he swept those weird thoughts out of his head, especially the last option, what is this, it is definitely not the subconscious idea of some pure people's teacher.

Tong Jianjun exerted his strong eyesight and observation, and found a place that looked lively, and a group of people were surrounding there, as if there was some kind of performance.

"Let's go over there, there's something going on. Tong Jianjun pointed in that direction and said.

Love to watch the excitement is a habit deeply rooted in the hearts of Chinese, no matter when, regardless of men, women and children, as long as there is excitement to see, they will generally come forward to watch.

Sure enough, Qiao Enxi was immediately diverted: "Where?"

Plan pass~

Walking on the road, Qiao Enxi suddenly turned his head again and asked, "By the way, who were you thinking about just now, teacher?"

Well, I was really happy too soon.

"I was just thinking about Michi Aya. After thinking about it, Tong Jianjun decided to tell the truth, after all, he was not a scumbag who wanted to step on two boats, especially one of the boats had not yet reached the factory period.

"It turned out to be Mi Qi Aya. Qiao Enxi didn't get angry, but took Tong Jianjun's right hand, something far beyond girls of the same age can't be described in detail, otherwise it will be posted up by harmonious things, "Teacher, I heard that Mi Qiya used to be your junior high school classmate, but this kind of big star is still too far away from you." Unlike me, you can eat it as long as you wait another two weeks~"

Please don't mention something as a crime many times, a certain people's teacher really wouldn't do that kind of beastly behavior!

But is it really not......

A certain people's teacher is torn between morality and law, and the pain is abnormal.

In the midst of pain (happiness) and happiness, Tong Jianjun came to the crowd of people who watched the excitement.

It seems to be a stall with a few bows with unique shapes.

Tong Jianjun took a look at it and felt that those bows looked pretty good, no matter how practical they were, at least in terms of ornamentality.

So he asked the person next to him, "Is this bow for sale?"

The man glanced at Tong Jianjun, and also saw Qiao Enxi holding Tong Jianjun's hand, and while secretly scolding the damn dog food delivery man in his heart, he also answered Tong Jianjun's question by the way: "Yes, it doesn't count." ”

"I'm sorry, do you mean to sell this bow or not?" asked Tong Jianjun politely.

"If you can open it, the stall owner will sell it, and if you can't open it, you won't sell it." That person's temper is not bad, although he was a little unhappy when he was fed wave dog food by Tong Jianjun, but he didn't step forward and kicked, and answered Tong Jianjun's question.

"Thank you. ”

Tong Jianjun squeezed open a passage with his strong body, and pulled Qiao Enxi to the front.

There was a buddy who looked quite strong, and walked up to a bow with great interest. The bow is blue all over, and I don't know what special material it is made of, or if it is painted on it, it looks good anyway. There is also a note next to it, which seems to be the name of the bow, Qinggong.

"Boss, I'm going to give it a try. The stout buddy said to the boss.

"Try it for ten dollars once, and you don't have to pay for half of it, and you can buy this bow. "The boss's appearance can be described in two words, obscene.

"How much does this bow cost?" the stout buddy seemed confident in himself.

"10,000, Tong Su is not bullied, and supports a treasure transfer. The boss took out a QR code and placed it in front of the stall.

"You're robbing money!" the stout buddy quit, "It's so expensive!"

"I don't want you to buy it, and I didn't ask you to buy it, and this price is cheap. "The owner was not polite at all and didn't take the customer into account in the slightest.

However, the boss's attitude made the buddy want to try it even more, so he immediately took out ten yuan and put it on the table.

"I'll put the money here, don't lose money if it's broken!" asked the stout buddy.

"You have to have that ability. The boss squinted.

The stout buddy stepped forward and stretched out a hand to pick up the bow, but he didn't even lift it. This made him a little embarrassed, and he blushed before picking up the bow.

The onlookers on the side looked at it, it was really fake, this bow looked thin, even if it was made of iron, it was not so exaggerated. Immediately, there were some doubts that the stout man was invited to To.

The strong buddy secretly said in his heart, this bow is not made of lead, why is it so heavy. He insists on exercising every day, and the deadlift force can reach 150 kilograms, so he should be able to pull this bow, right?

As soon as the stout man put his hand on the bowstring, he heard the boss shouting and so on.

"What's the matter? Isn't it because you're afraid that if I pull this bow away, you won't get the ten dollars?" the stout man mocked.

The boss threw a pair of wire gloves to the sturdy man: "I see that your strength may be quite strong, although you may not be able to pull this bow, but it is no problem to cut your own hand, put this on." ”

The stout man didn't refuse, put the wire gloves on, and pulled the bowstring again.

Hard!

The bowstring is like an old monk, and it does not move.

This made the strong man's face a little unbearable, and he immediately held back his face red, as if he had been constipated for many years and was defecating, and let out a loud shout:

"Open it for me!"

The bowstring fluttered slightly, but showed no signs of being pulled apart.