[a]

Mo Yu: "-_-#如果有人爱上你你就要倒霉怎么办? is still the cause and effect planted in the previous life. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Meng Ming: "-_-|||." What do you want to express, were you Jiang Ziya in your previous life? ”

Mo Yu: "-_-#除灵也能撞上这事, can you still happily get rid of the spirits?" ”

Meng Ming: "-_-!Who asked you to rob someone else's job in Qingcheng." ”

Mo Yu (want to cry without tears): "I am really tired and loveless for her death in her last life and the endless life in this life!"

Meng Ming (patted on the shoulder): "Okay, I sympathize with you." ”

Mo Yu: "......"

Meng Ming: "Calm, this is normal, aren't most of the protagonists of hot Japanese comics not old enough to arrive home embarrassed and then written by the author with enthusiasm and inspiration while being lonely for a lifetime." ”

Mo Yu: "You don't need to be so ruthless...... (RUB)"

Meng Ming: "Ahem calmly, this is not a bloody romance girl manga, the protagonists are all public." ”

Mo Yu: "Attack?!" (cough cough word...... Spit incompetence -_-#)"

Meng Ming smiled forcefully against the giant sweat: "No...... It's everyone!(The same phone actually guessed different words!worthy confidant buddy-_-#)"

Mo Yu: "Can a two-dimensional and a three-dimensional be compared! It's not a world's love, it's really shocking to cry ghosts and gods!"

Meng Ming gloated and smiled, and forced a little: "Okay, try to eliminate the resentment of the past life hidden in her heart that she doesn't know in this life!"

Mo Yu: "It's me who blames her, right! I actually believe that she is suffocating at the moment!"

Meng Ming: "It is impossible for you to believe her...... But I always feel that you should have no regrets at that time...... The boy can hold the boat in his belly, don't be so serious, come, salute, shake hands, and be good friends in the future. ”

Mo Yu shook a pair of drooping eyes: "I have no love for your tease in your previous life." ”

Meng Ming: "...... I didn't want to do it in the first place...... (Khan)"

Mo Yu: "......"

[b]

Qi Yan: "It's almost the college entrance examination, I advise you to review the subjects you are good at, but I really don't see what you're good at, how could you take a break to choose liberal arts in the first place?"

Mo Yu (holding his forehead, tears streaming down his face): "Don't ask me, I really don't know, I don't belong to this world, it's easy for me to get used to this world now, and it's enough for me to do mathematics, physics and chemistry......"

Qi Yan: "...... What are you talking about...... Sounds amazing-_-|||"

Mo Yu: "...... (so aggrieved == change the subject!) I heard that you were very good at science at the beginning, why did you come here even if you died?"

Qi Yan: "I want to study politics and law, and it's not bad to be a female judge." ”

Mo Yu: "-_-|||." The dream of a top student is extraordinary. ”

Qi Yan: "It's really not what you're good at?"

Mo Yu: "I'm good at a lot, such as poetry and songs, what's inside...... Odd and even unchanged, and the symbol looks at the quadrant...... Huh?"

Qi Yan: "...... It's amazing, it really scares me. ”

Mo Yu: "How sad can you be...... But the weather is cool and autumn!"

Qi Yan: "Stop, the Chinese teacher will vomit blood and die when he hears it←_← you spare his old man~"

Mo Yu: "I was very talented back then, and I once debated with Confucius better than Confucius......"

Qi Yan: "In the past, there was a convulsion nicknamed Kong Lao Er in your class?"

Mo Yu (want to cry without tears): "Okay, it's not the glory of the old days with Jundao, anyway, it's been three thousand years, and I've died N back, who still remembers those Guan Ju doves in the river island...... (Will IQ shrink at any time == People are not old and the more they live, the more strange they are, this is not scientific...... ）”

Qi Yan: "0.0 ghost upper body? can actually be literary and artistic for a long time, and there is no wrong sentence." ”

Mo Yu: "My realm has been tossed by you to the point of incompleteness...... (vomiting blood)"

Qi Yan: "Don't use words indiscriminately, is it interesting to make it so yellow and violent." ”

Mo Yu (calm and incompetent): "Ahhhh

Qi Yan: "You should review history, your history is very serious and full of mistakes." ”

Mo Yu: "I'll tell you from my own experience that it's not a mistake, it's true!"

Qi Yan (helpless): "You have to find a theory to compile a textbook." ”

Mo Yu: "During the Spring and Autumn Period, there was an infatuated man named Mo Yu...... He is not only infatuated and talented, but also kind-hearted...... (omitted N sentence)"

Qi Yan: "0.0 is the first time I've seen you talk about history, like boasting about yourself (-_-|||.). It's a pity that these things are not tested in the college entrance examination. ”

Mo Yu: "Such a legendary person can't take the test, that person will be very sad QAQ"

Qi Yan: "What's wrong with the 0.0 baby today?"

Mo Yu: "The story of Mo Yu hugging the pillar is very famous, but I don't take the test. ”

Qi Yan: "How can 0.0 always mention this person, you shouldn't only know this person's history, right?"

Mo Yu: "...... (so aggrieved ==)"

[c]

Mo Yu: "There was a person who made me wait for three days, and I didn't see her in the end. ”

Qi Yan: "And then?"

Mo Yu: "No more, I'd rather she was dead at that time." ”

Qi Yan: "Maybe it's really dead-_-#"

Mo Yu: "Impossible, bet, I'll jump into the river if she dies." ”

Qi Yan (Khan): "I can't say it so absolutely, maybe I was late, and then I died, which is also considered to be ahem, what am I talking about not dying-_-#跟你在一块莫名其妙的话越来越多了." ”

"Jingle bell ......" rings.

Classes –

Teacher: "It's almost time for the college entrance examination, so let's relax and tell a little story about history." ”

Mo Yu: "...... (stares at the dead fish eye and plugs in the headphones)"

I don't know when a hand suddenly appeared (Qi Yan ==) and took off the headphones.

Mo Yu: "What are ←_← doing?"

At this time—

Teacher: "After Oyo died, the girl was overwhelmed with grief when she saw Oyo hugging the bridge pillar and died, and she hugged Oyu's corpse and cried. Yin and yang are separated, life and death are one, and after crying, they embraced each other and threw themselves into the rolling river, composing the first thrilling love tragedy in the history of Chinese literature......"

Mo Yu (Petrochemical): "Deceiving ......"

Qingcheng: "If you die, you will have nothing, the kind of person who is born is really brain-dead, and Mo Yu will not die if he doesn't die, and if he misses the appointment, he can make another appointment, it's not worth it if he dies, and he has two lives in one body, and it's too impulsive, it's not worth it for the sake of it." ”

Mo Yu's face was dark: "How much do you think you know about others? Don't you usually talk very much, then you can also shut up now!"

Everyone: "...... (0.0 What's wrong with this baby?It's not menopause...... ）”

Qi Yan (surprised): "Ah, why are you going?!"

Mo Yu looked back with a shadow on his face: "Have you forgotten the bet I made before?" I have always been a person who will not let people wait and will not miss the appointment, I ...... Throw yourself into the river to ......"

Qi Yan: "0.0...... Ha Osheng ?you?(Messy.。。 Which tendon is wrong with this baby today?-_-|||）”

Meng Ming: "What??, you big man, you appreciate that person very much, and you are messy for a while, and you play martyrdom?Where do you put other people's girls!0.0 (You have a god horse in your old mind-_-|||..) ）”

Qi Yan said lightly: "Is it worth it?" I'm afraid he never thought about it at that time, at least compared to Yan E'er, who was martyred for Duke Qi Huan, the story of the tail life is much more gratifying, but Yan E'er has no regrets about her wishful thinking...... (Back to business!) What about people? Really martyred? Am I saying the wrong thing, he said...... He's always been someone who doesn't let people wait and doesn't miss appointments......"

Meng Ming: "...... No, you're not wrong, he's demon-possessed-_-|||"

Qingcheng: "Next year, I will throw zongzi into it...... (Why did Qu Yuan lie down again?!←_←)

Crowd: "......"

[iv]

Mo Yu: "Great English, I love you, I love you to the point of madness, I love you deeply, Jack loves you more than I love my own mother! I will dedicate everything to English, and my life is also English, I will definitely play English badly! Ahh......h

Crowd: "...... (What a powerful silence and mess)"

English teacher (holding his forehead, almost unconscious): "Don't think that you can spit out a bunch of Martian text plus the names of foreign movie characters and sycophants this time you can pass the oral language." ”

Mo Yu: "It's so powerful, you can understand Martian script← ← one person and more cultivation? I really underestimated you before." (Heart: Heaven, earth, God, why did you create this thing that pits people with English!)

The God of Time and Space (the character who will appear in the [Boundless] volume): "Ahh←←h

[v] If the protagonist is also going to be late, hell with it

Qi Yan: "I remember that there is a bridge not far from here, which is the one where Huangshi Gong waited for Zhang Liang back then. ”

Mo Yu: "Isn't it the one where Jiang Ziya fishes?"

Qi Yan: "←_← have you carried Jiang Ziya, who saw him fishing on the bridge?"

Mo Yu: "←_← which of your eyes has seen Huang Shigong?"

Qi Yan: "It's your ability to see ghosts, forget it, I have something to look for you, we will meet across the bridge tonight." ”

At night, Mo Yu walked on the bridge and really saw an old man fishing!

Mo Yu: "O__O "Are you a human or a ghost!?"

The old man (turning his head): "It's rude (angry)!"

Mo Yu: "-_-|||." Excuse me. ”

Old man: "Scare my fish away!"

Mo Yu: "←_← can you let me go, I want to cross the bridge." ”

Old man: "←." ←You mean I have a large footprint?"

Mo Yu: "o(╯□╰)oYou have a lot of messy things. ”

Old man: "Wait until I'm done fishing." ”

Mo Yu: "⊙_⊙b, how long have you been fishing?"

Old man: "╮(╯▽╰)╭ It's not long, it's been ten hours." ”

Mo Yu: "O__O "hour?!Twenty hours?!Big brother, is there a mistake!This is all the time of the gods, do you have a concept of time, are you Jiang Ziya crossed over?!Then there is no need to grind, the Western Zhou Dynasty perished three thousand years ago, and you continue to fish with this obsession, and after fishing, you will go to the countryside in the year of the monkey and the month of the horse to turn over like a rotten Ke person!"

Old man: "Ahem, whether the Western Zhou Dynasty will perish or not depends on my mystery, it's really inexplicable, I'm waiting for someone here (Mo Yu: O__O "Aren't you waiting for Ji Chang?!"), and besides, that's not how that poem is used...... Is my fishing so attractive?"

Mo Yu: "(+_+)~ (faint and vomit wildly...... ）”

Mo Yu: "←." ←I'm going to cross the bridge!"

Old man: "I want to fish!╭(╯^╰)╮"

Mo Yu: "She's here soon, I don't want to be embarrassed to pestle here and make her wait." ”

Old man: "That's simple╭(╯^╰)╮I'll teach you how to get there." ”

So the old man who looked white-haired and bearded with the wind jumped up in an instant, and without saying a word, he kicked Mo Yu away

Old man: "╭(╯^╰)╮ swim ~ (turn back)O__O "You ghost, you're still there!"

Mo Yu: "That was the water mist clone just now-_-|||." You're a ghost, you're definitely a real ghost! Is it Jiang Ziya or Huang Shigong?"

The old man (patted on the shoulder): "Children, the black ancients are not right~"

Mo Yu: "←_← come less, you are a ghost, don't think I can't see it, sure enough, it's me, fishing, it must be Jiang Ziya!" One second he was still serious, and the next second he kicked out: "You should go down!(Old man: QAQ is too much!Don't know how to respect the old man at all!Mo Yu: (╰_╯)#为老不尊去死吧!)"

Mo Yu: "╮(╯▽╰)╭ finally cleaned up the garbage~"

So a shoe fell from the sky and flew quickly!

Mo Yu turned around: "O__O "Ahhh

"Smack!" was hit by a shoe and fell into the water......

Old man: "╮(╯▽╰)╭ Dare to fight with the old man, you know, the old man's trick is invincible, go and pick up the shoes for the old man!"

Mo Yu (struggling in the water): "O__O throwing shoes?!It turned out to be Huang Shigong!Why did you fish part-time!"

At this time, Qi Yan had already rushed to the agreed location: "Huh, ←." What about ← people? For the first time in my life, I was late, could it be that I met a ghost on the way and finally (finally-_-|||←_←b"