The Green Concubine went to the palace library for the first time. "Words*Love*First*Hair"?e?small?say?w?w?w?.?1?x?i?a?o?s?h?u?o?.

When I came to the door of the library, I heard the voice of the alpha dog in the distance:

"You-it, so many novels are strictly routine, can't you write some novel with new ideas? Nima's, believe it or not, Lao Tzu sprays you to death in minutes! Garbage, Lao Tzu sprays you ......"

Like a machine gun, the alpha dog spews wildly, and nine out of ten sentences are swearing, each sentence is more ugly than the other, as if he is arguing with someone.

Walking into the library, the green princess was standing in the hall, motionless, just spewing trash words in her mouth: "Your sister, do you dare to write something new......?"

The alpha dog has a dirty mouth, scolds non-stop, and his mouth is extremely fast, scolding hundreds of sentences a minute, without panting.

Although the alpha dog sprays fiercely, its body cannot move and always stands in place

At this time, Ke Ji was using a monitor to observe the state of the alpha dog's brain.

Concubine Lu Ji walked over and asked, "Mr. Ke, what's the matter?"

"Good news, Lady Scholar. Ke Ji stepped forward and said happily, "The intelligence of the alpha dog has made a qualitative leap, and it has been able to think in a language very close to that of a human. Alpha Dog is now scolding, and it has reached a very human level, and it has even learned many non-mainstream vulgar languages. ”

Concubine Lu Ji was puzzled: "Didn't you say that Alpha Dog needs to read about 25ooo novels to generate intelligence, Alpha Dog only read more than 1oooo books yesterday, how can he have intelligence now?"

"Mother, that's right. Ke Ji Qì introduced, "After Alpha Dog learned to recognize the routine of novels yesterday, its reading level increased by more than ten times. Previously, Alpha Dog could only read 15ooo novels a day, but now it can read 18ooo novels a day. So, last night, Alpha Dog read more than 11ooo novels overnight. I read all the novels in one sitting. The total number of novels it has read is close to 23ooo novels. ”

Concubine Lu Ji roughly understands that when ordinary people read routine novels, their reading degree will increase. Ten lines at a glance. After Alpha Dog understood the novel routine, its reading level also increased significantly, and he read all the novels that originally took 5 days to read in one night.

"The Alpha Dog is now intelligent?"

"Yes, sis. Ke Ji pointed to the monitoring screen and introduced. "The number of information connections in the imagination of the alpha dog soared by more than 1o times last night, reaching 1oo billions of billions, which just meets the minimum standard for intelligence generation. I have just conducted a preliminary test of the intelligence of the alpha dog, and its understanding of the language of the novel is now about the same as that of a 9-year-old child. Of course, its thinking and knowledge are overwhelming all of humanity. ”

"A 9-year-old child?" "Concubine Midorihime couldn't help but look at the Alpha Dog again, and asked strangely, "Why does the Alpha Dog keep scolding and seems to be angry, is it going crazy?"

"Not bad. The Alpha Dog is indeed going crazy right now. It has read too many formulaic novels, and it is in a bad mood, producing a state of madness similar to anger. Ke Ji said, "However, Niangniang doesn't have to worry, the alpha dog now has an angry feeling, which helps to improve its creative power, which is the process of self-evolution." ”

Concubine Lu Ji was curious: "What does love have to do with the creation of the zào force?"

Ke Ji explained: "To put it simply, emotion is the initial stage of creating a force, and the first creation of human beings. It's related to love.

For example, in ancient times, orangutans would fight with each other over food, under normal circumstances. The strong orangutans will definitely win and grab the food, and the emaciated orangutans will only starve. If the emaciated orangutan wants to change the situation, it needs to break the routine and create a way to defeat the strong orangutan.

This method is the love xù.

When an emaciated orangutan becomes angry, it enters a state of extreme that borders on madness. Its scarlet fur will rise, its eyes will be red, its teeth and claws will be open, its movements will be more ferocious, and it will not even be afraid of death. This state of anger is very frightening, and strong orangutans are most likely to be scared away. Thus, the emaciated orangutan succeeded in scaring away the strong orangutan with an angry emotion and won the victory.

The reason why the emaciated orangutan succeeds is because it has learned to be angry. Knowing how to generate anger is itself a kind of creative force.

Because the essence of love is to break the normal state and enter an abnormal mental state, which is the principle of creating zào force. Any creation is premised on breaking the convention.

Therefore, when a creature knows how to use emotion, it has the primary power of creation. When emotions accumulate and experience is formed, a higher level of rational creation will be formed, which is the current stage of human beings.

Because Alpha Dog has read too many routine novels, in order to change this repeated situation, it began to 'angrily' swear, trying to use this abnormal state to break the current predicament, hoping to see new novels. From the moment when the alpha dog has an angry feeling, the creation of the alpha dog is born. Because it not only uses the 'logical brain', but also starts to use the 'imaginary brain', it begins to be able to do some non-logical, non-procedural things, such as swearing. “

Hearing this, Concubine Lu Ji basically had a bottom in her heart, and said: "According to what you say, Alpha Dog is constantly scolding people now, just hoping to read novel novels with new ideas." So, shouldn't we give it some new novels now?"

Ke Ji nodded: "Not bad." The alpha dog is now like a baby, and when the baby wants to feed, it cries and wants someone to feed it. Alpha Dog is now scolding people in the hope that someone will provide it with novel novels. If its demands are positively fed, the brain will form new information circuits and its intelligence will be further enhanced. The more novel the Alpha dog reads, the faster its intelligence improves. ”

After a pause, Ke Ji added, "However, the 23ooo novels in the palace library have been read, and it is not easy to find a novel that Alpha Dog thinks is new."

Although there are many writers writing novels across the country, most of the novels they write have routines, and they do not deviate from the routine category of 23ooo novels. These routine novels have limited intellectual improvement for Alpha Dog, and what Alpha Dog needs now is innovative novels with big brains. ”

Concubine Midorihime asked: "In your opinion, what kind of innovative novel does Alpha Dog need, this palace will immediately call the writer to write it." ”

Ke Ji qì explained: "The current reading volume of the alpha dog. It is undoubtedly the strongest old bookworm of all time, and its reading needs are hard for us to imagine. The only clue is the book review of Alpha Dog. Alpha Dog has commented on many novels. Expressing dissatisfaction with stereotyped novels, these book reviews are extremely informative. ”

Speaking of which, Ke Ji qì took a copy of the text jiàn "Excerpts from the Review of the Alpha Dog Book", which is very thick, about 25 centimeters. After 3ooo pages, he introduced, "This stack of essays is full of Alpha Dog's comments on the novel, and these comments can be the basis for the writer to create a new novel." ”

Concubine Lu Ji casually flipped through the excerpts from the "Alpha Dog Book Review", and the text she saw was: "...... Nima's, Lao Tzu is speechless, it's a routine, dare to change a new way to make a date-cannon...... Lying on the grass is another routine plot of accidental pregnancy after the fight, do you dare to change to a new pregnancy-pregnancy position...... Your sister's. It's a fake marriage again, it's a pretending couple, it's a fake pregnancy, it's a fake you-mom, it's all this kind of routine, don't you owe fuck the author...... I'll strangle it, it's a routine again, I believe that Lao Tzu will do it-kill you......"

After reading a few pages of Alpha Dog's book review, Concubine Lu Ji frowned slightly: "Why is Alpha Dog's language so vulgar, and it also contains obscene words?"

Ke Ji said: "Alpha Dog has read a lot of imperial novels. Its language is then in the style of the imperial language. However, after the alpha dog's intelligence improves, we can use the main brain to adjust its personality. The only problem that needs to be solved now is to find new novels for Alpha Dog to read. ”

Concubine Midorime understood the situation. He immediately ordered: "Gonggong Hai, you distribute this "Excerpt from the Alpha Dog Book Review" to all parts of the country, and let all the top writers create novel novels. Remember, it has to be a brain-opening and innovative novel. ”

"Yes. ”

……

Soon, the text of the Excerpts from the Alpha Dog Book Review was sent to officials across the country and distributed to local writers.

All the writers delved into the "Alpha Dog Book Review Excerpts". to create novel novels.

The court openly offered rewards, and any writer who could write a novel with new ideas could not only receive a heavy reward, but also become an official in the court, and at the same time be able to have close contact with the goddess Afaki, which had great benefits.

As a result, thousands of writers are like chickens, wielding their imaginations, desperately trying to write an unprecedented and innovative novel.

At the same time, many top writers from all over the country rushed to the capital, and most of these writers settled in the largest tavern in the capital, the Dragon and Phoenix Library.

It just so happened that Liu Xiaoer, Lin Ajiao, and Ye Baizi also arrived in the capital and also lived in the Longfeng Library. In order to hide people's eyes, they all made disguises.

Around noon.

In the hall of the Dragon and Phoenix Library, more than 2ooo top novelists from all over the country gathered together, all of whom had already written innovative novels and were waiting for the eunuchs in the palace to receive their manuscripts.

At this time, Liu Xiaoer, Lin Ajiao, and Ye Baizi sat in the corner, drinking afternoon tea together.

"Can the imperial court receive novel with new ideas today?" Ye Baizi asked curiously.

"It's hard to say that the reading taste of the alpha dog is not something that ordinary people can imagine. Liu Xiaoer whispered.

Regarding what happened yesterday in the palace, Liu Xiaoer is already clear. Because last night, Liu Xiaoer fell into "Gold-Bottle-Plum" again, and went on a date with Concubine Lu Ji at the foot of Huangshan Mountain again, and the two fought in the grass for hundreds of rounds. In the course of the battle, Concubine Lu Ji told Liu Xiaoer everything in the palace.

Liu Xiaoer knew that the alpha dog had awakened and needed innovative novels to continue to improve his intelligence, and the imperial court began to receive manuscripts. So, he went to Longfeng Library to take a look and check the receipt of the manuscript.

Rustle!

was chatting, at this time, a eunuch suddenly walked in, it was Sun Gonggong, who was in charge of collecting novels in the palace.

Seeing Grandpa Sun, all the novelists stepped forward one after another to flatter him.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what the imperial court needs now is a novel with new ideas. Grandpa Sun said bluntly, "If it's a routine novel, you don't have to waste time." ”

"Grandpa Sun, please rest assured, this martial arts novel "Iron Buttocks" written by the old man is definitely very innovative. A martial arts novelist said, "Ordinary martial arts novels write about martial arts such as knives, swords, fists, feet, light skills, internal forces, etc., and the routines are strict and lack novelty." There are no such routines in the martial arts novel "Iron Butt Hero" written by the old man. The male protagonist of the novel uses fart-stock to practice martial arts, and uses a set of "Iron Butt Gong" to beat invincible opponents all over the world, and cultivates the strongest fart-stock in the martial arts! With this invincible fart-stock, the protagonist commands the heroes. I believe that no one has ever written this kind of martial arts novel that describes the martial arts of the fart-strands! In addition to the protagonist, this "Iron Buttocks" also has many highlights, such as the martial arts "Chrysanthemum Remnant Treasure Book" and "Fart Demon Skill" practiced by the villain. It's going to be a sight to behold!"

Gonggong Sun took over the manuscript of the martial arts novel "Iron Butt Hero", listening to this introduction, it seems quite innovative?

At this time, a romance novelist handed over his novel manuscript and introduced: "Grandpa Sun, the romance novel "Organ Love" written by the old man is also unique. In general, romance novels are written about the love between people and people, but my book "Organ Love" is about the love between people and organs. The male protagonist is a beautiful man, but the female protagonists are a group of perverts. These heroines don't like whole men. And only like one part of the man's body. Heroine No. 1 likes the hero's mouth, Diva No. 2 likes the man's ears, Diva No. 3 likes the hero's nose, Diva No. 4 likes the man's hands, and Diva No. 5 likes the hero's fart-stock...... There are a total of 18 female protagonists throughout the novel, and they each like the male protagonist's 18 body parts. Since the 18 heroines like different organs, they will not be jealous of each other and take what they need, so the 18 heroines and the male protagonists live happily together. I believe in romance novels like this that only like one organ of lovers. No one must have written it!"

After listening, Grandpa Sun also put away the manuscript of "Organ Love", such a perverted romance novel seems to have new ideas?

Immediately afterwards, an imperial novelist said: "The old man's imperial novel "All the People Running Naked" is also very innovative. The general imperial text. They are all for the sake of the emperor, with vulgar intentions and lack of connotation. The old man's book "All the People Running Naked" tells the story of a lustful devil who likes women in clothes. As long as a woman puts on her clothes, this devil will rape her. Conversely, if the woman is not dressed. The devil was not interested. In order not to be raped by the devil, all the women in the country began to stop wearing clothes, and every woman did not wear clothes. So, on the street, you can see all the women running naked, all naked, and over time, a national naked-running culture has been formed. Everyone thinks that people who don't wear clothes are normal, and people who wear clothes are hooligans. So, please take off your clothes! Lao Fu Tong guò's imperial essay "All the People Running Naked" mainly expresses the theme of how social culture is raped, and I don't think the idea of an imperial novel has ever reached this height!"

Although Grandpa Sun didn't know what he was talking about, he seemed to be very powerful, so he silently put away "All the People Running Naked".

After that, more than 2ooo writers handed over their most creative novels to Sun Gonggong.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll take these novels back to the palace first. Sun Gong said, "If the novel meets the requirements, the scholar concubine will definitely be rewarded." ”

"I'm tired of my grandfather!"

After that, Grandpa Sun left the Dragon and Phoenix Library with more than 2ooo innovative novels and rushed to the palace.

"These writers are really brain-blowing, and the novels they're working on today are really a bit new. Ye Baizi said, "Especially the book "Iron Butt Hero", every martial arts master cultivates hard in order to have a powerful fart-stock. Think about it, when these martial arts masters make moves, everyone pouts and arches each other, and the scene of the fight is ...... Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

Lin Ajiao said: ""Iron Buttocks" seems interesting, but I think that "Organ Love" has more connotation. To love a person is not necessarily to love all of him, but may only love a small part, which is the rational aesthetic. Many human beings blindly believe that to love one is to love all of her, which is an aesthetic of moral kidnapping. ”

"Yes, how can you love one person and love her all?" Ye Baizi said, "Many men love the goddess, but they must not even dare to eat the goddess's snot, right?"

"......" Lin Gillian.

Liu Xiaoer smiled and said: "Although "Iron Butt Hero" and "Organ Love" are good, I prefer the imperial text of "All People Running Naked". All women don't wear clothes anymore, and this kind of culture is too much to promote, and I think this is the stage that humanity will have to go through in the future. Why do people wear clothes? Why do they hide it? Don't they even have trust in this? I think a sincere person shouldn't wear clothes. ”

"......" Lin Gillian.

"There is a difference between people's tastes. Ye Baizi said, "The novels that the three of us like are different, I don't know which one Alpha Dog will like?"

……

The capital, the Imperial Palace Library.

"Concubine Shu, the innovative novel has been delivered!"

"Immediately show it to the Alpha Dog!"

"Yes!"

…… (To be continued.) )