Chapter 81: Teach Shi to be a big man
When I got back to the apartment, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The fat man had already fallen asleep, and Ning Hao's heart was not very good, so he changed back to his original clothes and fell asleep, but as soon as he fell, there was a knock on the door with a 'bang'.
"Who!?"
Ning Hao shouted with some dissatisfaction, but the knock on the door did not stop.
"It's coming, it's coming. ”
Ning Hao put on his slippers and ran to open the door.
With a 'squeak', the door opened, and a familiar but unfamiliar big man appeared in front of Ning Hao.
"It's okay, it's okay, the fairy root is still there, I didn't come back late......"
As soon as this sentence came out, Ning Hao immediately understood who this person was.
Stone big!
Since returning from his hometown last time, Ning Hao hadn't seen Shi Da.
Seriously, for so many days, Ning Hao forgot that there was such a person as Shi Da living in this apartment, until this Shi Da appeared today......
", where have you been for so many days?" Ning Hai asked with some surprise looking at the dirty stone man in front of him.
"Don't mention it, a few days ago, my master asked me to go back to the mountain, saying that there was something important, but when I was halfway through, my master asked me to come back and look at the fairy root, so I could only turn around and come back, this trip can make me tired. Shi Da said weakly.
"You went?"
"But isn't it, I went to the monk to borrow some money, but I was stunned and told me that I had no money, let's find someone else, and I couldn't speak, so I had to walk back...... Hey, don't say it, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat here, if you have it, give it to me, I'm not a picky eater. ”
"Uh......" Shi Da's words made Ning Hao a little speechless, "I didn't cook at night, and if I want to get out of the pot now, it will definitely fill the whole room with smoke, so I can't help it." ”
"What can I do then, I haven't eaten for more than a week......" Shi Da's face suddenly became decadent.
At this time, Ning Hao remembered the scene some time ago, when Shi Da came to help with Tang Xuangang's fat man in a moment of crisis, and couldn't help sighing, "I still have some instant noodles here, do you want to?"
"Yes, I can, I'm not a picky eater. Shi Da nodded effortlessly.
Ning Haoke remembered that these instant noodles had been left for a long time since Mei Yan moved in, because he had always cooked and eaten by himself, so he couldn't use this instant noodles.
Ning Hao originally wanted to keep these instant noodles to get some to eat when he woke up hungry in the middle of the night, but now that Shi Da is like this, Ning Hao can only leave these instant noodles to him.
"Then you wait here for a while. ”
Ning Hao remembered that Shi Da didn't buy anything in that house, just a bed, so now this boiling water is waiting for him to boil.
Shi Da nodded very clearly, and then stood at the door and began to wait.
Ning Hao went inside to boil water for him.
Because he was afraid that the kettle would not be enough, Ning Hao used the pot to boil water.
After a while, the water boiled, Ning Hao poured the water on the instant noodles, and then added condiments, and a familiar taste reached Ning Hao's nose, which made Ning Hao's stomach growl.
After all, he didn't eat at night, so he simply took another box to soak, but looking at Shi Da's size, Ning Hao could only take all the remaining two boxes.
Put the fork on top of this side, and then Ning Hao commanded Shi Da and said, "Let's take two boxes and go to your house to eat." ”
Shi Da nodded hurriedly, then took the two boxes of instant noodles in Ning Hao's hand and walked to his house, Ning Hao went back and took out the two boxes, then quietly closed the door and followed Shi Da Da.
Entering Shi Da's room, Ning Hao found that Shi Da's room was particularly simple.
It was just one, and his clothes were left in the toilet, and he didn't care about anything, not even a decent table.
"Damn, you're too bad here, aren't you?" Ning Hao said a little speechlessly.
Not to mention anything else, this whole thing is made of a wooden plank, and there is not even a quilt, so Ning Hao can only put this instant noodles here.
"What's this? We monsters aren't all like this, and we don't want to sleep with you, we all practice in the middle of the night. Shi Da replied disapprenoently, then ripped open a box of instant noodles, took a fork and started eating.
Ning Hao pondered about the same, picked up the instant noodles he brought over and started eating.
The two of them devoured it, and soon solved the four boxes of instant noodles, and there was not even soup left.
"Goose~"
Shi Da burped, then threw the instant noodle box aside, and sat at the head of the bed no matter what.
"Damn, you're like this, aren't you afraid of attracting ants and cockroaches here?"
Ning Hao was about to throw away the empty box he had eaten, but he found that this stone was big and didn't care about it, and asked with some surprise.
"What's this, anyway, it's not going to be thrown out tomorrow. ”
"And what about your clothes?"
"Won't you just take one from there tomorrow?"
"And what if you want to go to the bathroom?"
"Immortal root, your memory is really bad, you forgot, I am cultivated by stones, have you ever seen stones that can go to the toilet?"
Ning Hao patted his head and looked at him a little speechlessly.
"Let me ask you, do you want to cultivate immortals?"
"Of course I thought about it, otherwise why have I been here for more than 500 years, isn't it exactly what the master said to let me absorb the qi of the world? It's just that I'm clumsy and don't know what qi is, so I came down-to-earth. ”
"it!"
Ning Hao understood this time, this big stone is also a wonder.
But this strange thing can live for so long, and he can be regarded as a powerful person.
He looked at Shi Da and said, "Mei Yan told me that before you want to cultivate to become an immortal, you must first be a good demon, you must properly become a kind person, and then imagine yourself as a human." ”
"In case the gods come to see you one day, even if it's just a fairy, it's good, but if you look at your current appearance, you're completely a demon, even if you've been cultivating for thousands of years, your mana is enough, you're so sloppy, it didn't take long for you to be demoted?"
When he heard this, Shi Da suddenly said with a shocked face, "Immortal Root, how did you know that I was demoted?"
"!" Ning Hao patted his head, and he understood why this big stone had the strength to be listed as an immortal realm.
He remembered what Mei Yan said, once the strength is enough, the Heavenly Dao will naturally give you an immortal position.
And this big stone did arrive, but the style of the person was not good, and he came down directly.
But at this time, his mind turned, and suddenly an idea came to mind, and then he looked at Shi Da and asked.
"Big one, how else would this be? I'll teach you, you will be my personal bodyguard in the future, whoever I ask you to beat, you will follow me to beat whomever it will be, will it be successful?"
"Deal!" Shi Da said without thinking about it, "It's just ......"