Chapter 337: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die
Gao Feng led everyone to break into the Jigong Mountain Temple, but was stopped at the door by the two monks, and the two monks even shouted out the jargon of the bandits in a panic.
"I opened this mountain, I planted this temple, if you want to fight this, leave to buy road money, don't say half a word, don't bury it!"
And these two monks were holding two weapons in their hands, which turned out to be the kind of foreign forks used in the countryside, just like the kind of forks used by the Bull Demon King.
", you are really fake monks, you are not only fake monks, but also bandits!"
The two monks rushed out and blocked in front of the big guys, and Comrade Xiong Erwei, who was at the forefront, screamed loudly.
"Hey, you pig demon who is not a ghost or a ghost, you have to be responsible for what you say, who is a fake monk, we are all real monks.
If you don't believe it, you can look at the monk's robe on our body, and the ring scar on this head, it's all genuine, and none of it will be fake.
We are true monks, even more true than the flower monk Lu Zhishen!"
Xiong Erwei The two monks were fake monks, and the two monks were not convinced, pointing to the monk's robe on their bodies, as well as the ring scar on their heads, and tilting their heads and faces.
"Ahh
Just now, our senior brother also gave us a lesson, especially a lesson on the ring scar on the monk's head.
The ring scars on the heads of ordinary monks have rules, and if you burn a few ring scars, you will have a reputation, but you don't want to burn four or seven ring scars indiscriminately.
If you are a true monk, then what is the name of the ring scar on your own head, and what does it mean!"
"Yes, two monks, explain what the ring scar on your head is.
There are also monks who generally hold Zen sticks, or they are like the flower monk Lu Zhishen who holds a crescent shovel, but they are not like you who hold two foreign forks.
Explain what this foreign fork means, do you want to be the Bull Demon King?"
Everyone questioned these two monks together, and these two monks were miserable, and the sweat on their heads was like a roasted pig, and their heads were full of oil, dripping down one by one.
"This, the ring scar on the head of this monk, may be the fault of the masters, when he was there, we didn't count it, how do we know that there are so many rules.
And the weapon of this foreign fork, you can't blame me, the boss bought this kind of foreign fork, I didn't buy any Zen staff, let alone a crescent shovel.
If we think about it, it should be that our boss is too good at settling accounts, so what kind of Zen staff and crescent shovel are much more expensive than this foreign fork. ”
In the face of everyone's questioning, the two monks were sweating profusely, sweating all over, and the two monks scolded.
"Grandma's, this God, it's so hot, it's so sunny, this tattered monk's robe, it's hot on the body, but it's hot to death. ”
While scolding, the two monks took off their monk's robes to reveal tattoos, one tattooed with Xiong Da and the other with Xiong Er.
"your grandma's, what the hell is the hot weather, what is the big sun, where does the sun come from in the middle of the night.
You two are not only fake monks, you two are still two bears. ”
"How is it possible, we are definitely not fake monks, we are definitely real monks, how can you draw conclusions in vain, we are fake monks, and we are two bears, so how do you know?"
The two monks also fought according to reason, and they fought with everyone so red-faced, and they jumped up a few feet high, holding a foreign fork and fighting, as if they had suffered a great grievance, and the situation was even more unjust than Dou E.
"Go to the ball, you're not a bear, then why do you tattoo Xiong Da and Xiong Er on your body, you are still a pair of bear brothers, you and our brother Xiong are long-lost brothers!"
Everyone pointed to the chests of the two monks, and the two monks looked down and saw that they took off their monk's robes, revealing two big bears on their chests.
"Damn, how did we take off the monk's robes, this is not exposed, what can we do.
No, a tattoo doesn't prove that we're fake monks, and there's no rule that monks can't get tattoos.
The Xuzhu monk in "Tianlong Babu" was still tattooed, isn't that also a monk. ”
These two monks are still not dead, they still insist that they are real monks, monks in the authentic Jigong Mountain Temple.
"That's good, if you are a real monk, then you will definitely recite the scriptures, then you can recite a sutra for us!"
"Yes, if you are a true monk, you will definitely recite the scriptures, then you can recite a passage to see if you are a true monk!"
Gao Feng's mention was approved by the big guys, and everyone forced the two monks to recite the scriptures.
The two monks touched their heads for a long time, squeaking for a long time.
"Listen, isn't it just reciting the scriptures, of course we will recite them, and you will listen to them, and we will start reciting the scriptures.
Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha!"
", you are chanting scriptures, you Adora Buddha for a long time, you are a fake monk and still don't admit it!"
The two monks held back for most of the day, and they didn't recite a single scripture, which made everyone angry, pointing at their noses and scolding.
The two monks still did not give up and swore to everyone.
"Don't worry, we can swear, we are true monks, aren't we just chanting scriptures, we will recite them now.
On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops into the soil. Who knows that Chinese food is hard work.
Hey, let's recite it, this is the scripture, we finally recite it!"
The two monks recited a poem, and they danced happily, as if the third-grade student had memorized a text for half a year and suddenly recited it.
"Hoe your grandmother's head, you are reading the scriptures, let's let you know what it means to work hard!"
Everyone couldn't wait any longer, so they rushed up, punched and kicked the two monks on the ground, and sent their brains to run, and bounced hundreds of potholes on the heads of the two monks, which suddenly became the surface of Mars.
"Hmph, you are now the highest cultivator, and you have thousands of ring scars on your heads, so you don't have to worry about being a fake monk anymore!"
The two monks were miserable, not only were their heads bounced to the surface of Mars by everyone, but even the two brothers Xiong Da and Xiong who were tattooed on their chests were unlucky, and they were almost torn off completely.
"Heroes, heroes, heroines of the country, please do well, leave us a way to live.
Ours is indeed a fake monk, and we really have no choice, this is all arranged by the boss of Zhu Dachong.
We are also part-time workers, earning 800 yuan a month, which is similar to the nature of the security guard, and we also issue uniforms, but the security guards are security uniforms, and we are monks!"
The two monks knelt on the ground and begged for mercy for a long time, and then everyone stopped, let them lead the way in front of the head, and led everyone to find Zhu Dachong and Xiang Guangming.
Walking into this Jigongshan Temple, everyone knew that this temple was indeed not, and the architectural layout of Jigongshan Temple was the same as the layout of many temples.
The front middle road is the mountain gate, the left and right sides of the mountain gate are the bell tower, the drum tower, the front is the palace of the heavenly king, there are four big King Kong statues in the hall, the back is the Daxiong Treasure Hall and the Tibetan scripture building in turn, the monk's room, the hall are divided into the left and right sides of the middle road. The Daxiong Hall is the most important and largest building in the Jigong Mountain Temple, and everyone knows that "Daxiong" is the Buddha Shakyamuni.
Before the Sui and Tang dynasties, the Buddhist temple was generally built in front of the temple or in the center of the house, after the Sui and Tang dynasties, the Buddhist hall generally replaced the pagoda, and most of the temples opened another pagoda.
This Jigong Mountain temple is also constructed, the Buddha hall replaces the pagoda, and most of the temples have opened another pagoda.
The Jigong Mountain Temple is magnificent, it is not a sparrow, and the five organs are more complete, which also makes everyone dumbfounded, and they are dazzled.
In the temple of Jigong Mountain, there are five steps and one post, ten steps and one sentry, and each gate is guarded by monks.
Of course, these monks are the same as the two monks at the front door, they are all genuine fake monks.
It's a pity that this group of fake monks met the hundreds of people at the peak, it was very unlucky, and before they understood what the situation was, they were poisoned.
The heads of these monks suddenly became the surface of the moon, and the pits that were popped up by the brains were dotted with potholes.
The monks' robes were also stripped off, and the tattoos on their chests were torn apart, which was a blur of flesh and blood, making these fake monks cry for their fathers and mothers, kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy.
The bluestone slabs in front of the temple were smashed into dozens of pieces, and the heads of these fake monks were like the crushers.
also turned the entire Jigongshan Temple upside down, but failed to find Zhu Dachong and Xiang Guangming, forced these fake monks to cry, and failed to force out the traces of Zhu Dachong and Xiang Guangming.
"Grandma's, what is this Zhu Dachong playing, what is he doing, and he has made himself like a monkey, coming and going without a trace!"
Everyone scolded this boss Zhu Dachong, and the entire temple was searched, but it was almost destroyed, and this Comrade Zhu Dachong could not be found.
"Brother Xiong, where do you think Zhu Dachong will run away from!"
When he was in Jigong Mountain Villa, the person who grasped Zhu Dachong's whereabouts was Comrade Xiong Erwei, the executive manager of the material department of the project department of Tulou Town.
Xiong Erwei pondered: "Brother Gao, I think this boss Zhu Dachong is very likely to have run away from one place. ”
"Brother Xiong, don't pretend to compare, if you don't pretend to compare, if you pretend to compare, your consequences will be very strict!"
As soon as Gao Feng's words fell, Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing and the beauties moved their hands and feet against Comrade Xiong Erwei, and they punched and kicked the ground, and the beauties' fists and feet were like a torrential rain.
"Xiong Erwei, you bear goods, if you don't die, you won't die, if you die, you will die!"
This fat beating, Comrade Xiong Erwei cried his father and shouted at his mother at that time.
"Beauty, you can't be civilized, why are you rough, you are all civilized girls!"
"I'm sorry, Brother Xiong, civilized people to civilized people, who made you not a civilized person, we have to be rude!"
The beauties were punched and kicked again, and they beat their hands so hard that they stopped.
Brother Xiong was beaten by fat, and then limped and led everyone to the Daxiong Treasure Hall, pointing to the Buddha statue of the real body of Rulai to everyone.
"Everyone, I suspect that Zhu Dachong and Xiang Guangming escaped from behind this Buddha statue!"