Oh, yes, I'm here to make money, I haven't eaten, I haven't drunk or slept for eight days and eight nights, I fell asleep under a crooked-necked tree, I, alas, I'm asleep, hey, there was a donkey cart transporter, the owner of the cart, saw me sleeping under the tree, and saw that I was still alive, so he unloaded his donkey, put it on the cart and rested, and then put the cart cover on me, and wanted me to pull the cart instead of his donkey, and then kicked me awake with his foot and let me pull the cart away. Pen % fun % pavilion www.biquge.info. ”

Qi'er said this, with an angry face...

"Spicy next door, it's too bullying... "The demons are all indignant, not only the demons, but even the young generals present also think that this matter is really ridiculous, after all, Qian Moqi'er is also a generation of figures.

"You must not agree," the youngsters shouted...

"Yes, never. Qi'er became excited again, he stood up and clenched his fists, and shouted: "Although I can't be tired, I can't do it, I can't be hungry, I can't be thirsty, but my temperament is still there, I am a solar term with a temperament, twenty-four solar terms, playing the spring and yang air turning, the rain along the river, the crow stinging *** dry land, Qingming is busy planting and selling, Gu Yu, hey, fuck, where did I say?"

Qi'er looked at everyone's unbearable eyes, and hurriedly corrected them.

"Hey, how did you get to the twenty-four solar terms? I mean, ah, I'm a twenty-four solar term demon with integrity, and I can't embarrass the sect leader, so ah, I resolutely don't pull him, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the car boss didn't care about my protests, just took care of himself, he shouted: Forward. Scolded, he shouted 'forward', as soon as I heard the word 'forward', I thought it was the word 'money', so I just, I just fluttered up my spirit, I just, I just pulled the car and ran, scolded, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the car boss was very smart, he saw it, as long as I shouted 'forward', I ran without my life, as long as I was tired to pile up, just to rest and relax, he shouted' Forward', that's it, I pulled him 800 kilometers, 800 kilometers, eight, actually, actually I pulled more than 1,000 kilometers, the reason why I said it was 800 kilometers, but it was not to take care of him, I was because of ah, because the word 'eight' is auspicious, related to making a fortune, and the word 'eight' is auspicious. . . ”

"Thank you, thank you, thank you. Ba'er just rushed over, and when he heard the benefits of the word 'eight' kept saying the word 'eight', he couldn't help but be a little excited, he stepped forward to hold Qi'er's hand, and muttered with tears in his eyes: "Alas, after all, it's still a brother under the leadership of a sect leader, and a family just can't speak two words, Seventh Brother, if you like 'eight' so much, um?。。。。 ”

"What?" Mahjong Demon Jiu'er leaned over and smiled: "Isn't it interesting to listen to the meaning of the starling brother to give the name 'eight' to the seventh brother?

"Hmm," Ba'er's big plate blushed.

"Hey, if you mean that, you just say, don't you see that Brother Seven likes 'eight' so much, you just endure the pain, cut the love, and what can you do?" Jiu'er didn't know why he seemed so attentive.

"Hmm," Ba'er's big plate turned even redder. He thinks a lot, it is said that this position is ahead, and his brother has suddenly transformed into his brother, after all, it is a good thing, the rules in this chrysanthemum sect are really who is big and who is combined, not only others, but also this salary is a lot worse, Tianju Gongzu every time he pays his salary, he comes in order from large to small, and when he is not fully paid, well, for example, just say that this month's salary, of course, the money is definitely not enough, but that has to be paid, just say that this month's salary, first to the second child, the second child is sent to the second child, the second child is finished, and the second child is the third child, so as to pass it down, but, but when it is put to the seventh child, the money is gone, what can I do if it is goneIt is said that the wages of migrant workers are not allowed to be in arrears, and the wages of the employees in this chrysanthemum sect are the same as those of migrant workers, and they are not easy to be in arrears, and Tianju Gongzu is not a stingy person, but once the salary is not enough, what should I do? For this reason, Tianju Gongzu once held a general meeting of the Chrysanthemum Sect, when Tianju Gongzu said: I am not a stingy person in this sect, and I am a particular person wherever I play, so I pay my salary to the head of the sect is all paid, absolutely not reserved, not a penny left, someone once discouraged the sect leader from me, how much to keep a little bit of his own money, because money, it is really not easy to earn, whenever there is money in the account, let the sect leader I leave a little bit, buy some tofu brain chaos or something, if there is left, buy some napkins to blow the big nose or something, but the sect leader I out of justice, on the merciless righteous words of noBecause he has no selfish intentions, so in order to unite the sect leader, I can't tell you that this person is Wu'er, after all, Wu'er is also for the good of the sect leader, and look, the purpose of this sect leader is one, that is, to strive not to treat any of you badly, no matter how big or small, so this sect leader I have to pay my salary in full in a fair and reasonable order, and whoever gets it, and if it can't be paid, it proves that the money is gone, and what can I do? If you don't have it, you have to be fair and just, you can't mess with egalitarianism, you can't open a thousand people who have already opened a thousand to open nine hundred, and the remaining 100 are evenly distributed to comrades who can't open it, but you can't do this, this sect leader I strictly prohibit this in order to show justice, this sect leader I stipulate, whoever opens it will get it, the account is on the bright side, just this little money, let's start from the top down, okay, now start to open the capital, the first is the head of the sect, I open 679,134 yuan and eight cents and nine, the next one is the next one, open 36,528 yuan and two cents and six, and then the next one is the second child, alas, you are content, in fact, this month is very good, can open to six, stronger than last month,Last month, it was opened to four and pulled a few down.。。。

Therefore, it is a great benefit to rank the name to the first one, at least when you make a fund, the probability is a little larger.

Ba'er has to be cheap and obedient, and said with a smile: "Hey, in fact, the name or something, I really don't care about me, what can I do? Isn't it just a different position at the feet of the sect leader, isn't it just a sequence, isn't it just a who's the brother and who is the younger brother, also, what else can I do, it's so decided, seventh brother, it's just that I call you the seventh brother in the end, in the future, let's just this position, even if it changes, you like 'eight', in the future, you are 'money demon eight', I, I'm very embarrassed to be one' Liquor Demon Qi'er', let's do it, it's decided, in the future, if you want to call me Seventh Brother, you can call Seventh Brother, if you don't want to call me Seventh Brother, it's okay to call Seventh Master, you don't want to call Seventh Master, well, just call Seventh Uncle, Seventh Uncle, Seventh Cousin, whatever you choose, you say it's okay? ”

"But?" Qian Mo Qi'er frowned, looking very reluctant, to be honest, this Qian Mo Qi'er was raping, he understood what Ba'er meant, because the capital in this chrysanthemum sect is not once or twice, and he suffers cheaply, he knows very well in his heart, when he really likes the name 'Ba'er', what he thinks in his heart is: You Ba'er hand over the name, and my Qian Mo will be called 'Seven Generations Eight' in the future, or ' Eight eight eight 'seven eight, so good, both ranked seventh, and there are seven eight, more auspicious, it does not affect the ranking, does not affect the capital, as for you, Ba'er, you can no longer be called 'Ba'er', you just call, just call?

Qi'er was thinking about it, and Ba'er here began to urge: "But what is it? Okay, give me a happy word?"

"Your name is 'the drunkard's lost eight,'" Qi'er rushed out.

"What?" Ba'er frowned and said: "I'll give you the word 'eight', you can add two 'eight' to me, come on, that's it, from now on, my name is 'Liquor Demon Qi'er', you are called 'Money Demon Ba'er', I will give you the name of the eight characters, you give me the name of the seven characters, so be it." ”

"Love" Qi'er heard this, and began to be hypocritical: "This 'seven' name, I have used it for countless years, at first glance to replace it, alas, I am really not used to it, but? But I like your 'eight' very much, why do you say that? Isn't it because of the word 'eight', auspicious, but I can't bear my 'seven', this, how should this be good?"

"What do you mean by what should be good?" Ba'er said impatiently: "It's time to change it." ”

"But these seven names, after all, I have worked hard for many, many years. Qi'er shook her head as she spoke, still very reluctant.

"What are you doing, Brother Qi?" Jiu'er came over, and he was also very dissatisfied, but he quickly returned to his humble appearance, he comforted Qi'er and said: "Why don't you want such a good name?" I tell you, Brother Qi'er, if you really want to miss the opportunity, then, don't regret it, then my Jiu'er is not welcome, I, I want, hehe, just right, catch up with Brother Ba'er to make a move, then, brother, I will do it, I will take advantage of it, I will accept the name of 'Ba'er', how about it? Starling, when the brother fulfills you, in the future, you are the old nine, brother I, I didn't say, the eighth, in the future, it will be the 'mahjong magic eight' is so decided, this salute la la la... ”

"No" Ba'er yelled, and said in his heart: Scolding, I originally wanted to exchange names with Qi'er, take the opportunity to go to the next level, catch up with the previous step of opening capital, who the hell will change with you, you are the old nine, Jiu'er is still behind my Ba'er, I not only did not take advantage, but suffered a loss, this? What is this? Lao Jiu, you are too particular about him, hum, you want to take advantage of my Ba'er, you don't drink saliva and soak wine to take care of yourself, oh no, it's to drink wine and pee and take care of yourself.

"Why do I say that I will exchange with you, you? What do you want to do? Brother Qi'er likes the name 'Ba'er', and what he said is the word 'Ba', what does this have to do with you? Why do you exchange names with me? What is the reason?"

"What? Reason? There is a reason... Jiu'er seems to have been prepared and confident.

"It's so simple and convincing. Jiu'er generously stated: "You are a wine devil, called Jiu'er is just a homonym, and, easy to remember, when you mention 'Jiu'er', you naturally think of 'wine devil', so I can't bear to give you the name of 'nine' that is very compatible with you, what's wrong? ”

"You?" Ba'er was angry, no, no: "For the sake of the sect leader's face, is it drafted Jiu'er... ”

"For the sake of the sect leader's face, draft Ba'er... "Jiu'er is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

。。。。。。。。

The two demons scolded each other for a long time, and it was almost four and a half hours, and finally Leng Wuya was upset, and he shook the small fan next to him and looked at the lively Tianju Gongzu with a smile.

"Those two of yours are on your face and scolded for a long time, shouldn't you, the leader, make a statement?"

"Oh yes" Tianju Gong ancestor put away the small fan in his hand, then put away the smile on his face, and pointed at Ba'er Jiu'er with his hand and said: "Don't make any noise, don't scold and don't look at what place this is, just lose the face of the earth demon on the Cowherd Star? ”

"Hmph" Eight and nine children glared at each other, and the two sides separated. . . .

But Jiu'er didn't give up, he came to Tianju Gongzu, looking very aggrieved...

"Sect Master, you give evidence, he is a 'wine devil', what's wrong with being called 'Jiu'er'? Homonym, in the future, you will be the master, just call him 'Jiu'er', unless, unless he is unwilling to be a wine devil. ”

"Yo... Tianju Gongzu smiled calmly and asked: "Then tell me, what's so good about you 'Ba'er'?" You are a 'mahjong demon', is this 'Ba'er' and 'mahjong' also homophonic?"

"This?" Jiu'er was speechless for a while, and now he understood a little in his heart: there must be a reason to dare to take advantage of it.

"This?" Jiu'er held back for most of the day...

'Hey' Jiu'er was happy: "Sect Master, your old demon family is wise, Jiu'er I want to understand, Jiu'er is 'Mahjong Demon' Why is it called 'Ba'er'? Isn't it because, because when playing mahjong, don't you use the Eight Immortal Table, this Eight Immortal Table, well, isn't it 'Ba'er', although it is not harmonious, but, but freehand, so, ah, the Mahjong Demon should be called Ba'er, the sect leader, you say that this is this reason?"

"Forget it," Tianju Gongzu made the final decision.

"In the future, it's still called by each other, if it's really changed, I'm really not used to it, alas, in fact, it's all to blame on the author of this book, at the beginning, when the name was named, I didn't think too much about it, homophony or something, because I didn't think about it because I was in a hurry, so ah, you still call each Baba. ”