Chapter 10 Open the "Gate" of the Threshold of Depression
The Threshold of Absolute Depression is a place that the World Overseer Enise gave us as a "base for operational command" against the invaders, and just as the school provides opportunities for students to get together, the Threshold of Absolute Depression is also an entertainment place for me and Alyssa, Xiao Lu Ying, Lancer and others to get together in their spare time to gag. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
It has the property that it can change the environment according to the imagination of the manager. For example, what started out as a gorgeous pavilion was later converted into a modest library by Lancer, and since the arrival of the golden fat panda, I have opened a bamboo grove outside the door for this great treasure to play and eat happily (although it doesn't seem to like to eat bamboo).
In addition, the plants that fought together and played a great role in the zombie crusade were also planted in this green forest, becoming a unique landscape.
"Momoda~"
Xiao Lu Ying squatted and stroked the green oval head of the pea shooter, and the pea shooter was also happy to show a smile and enjoy it.
In the battle with Jin Erfan, these plants were all damaged in order to protect their masters, and it can be said that a demon seed is also lost in my own hands, fortunately, there is still a demon seed left in advance to Xiao Lu Ying and Alyssa, and after the zombie mutation event is over, the remaining demon seeds are planted in the threshold of despair to increase vitality.
Originally, Wang Zhongming, the dead house, still wanted to sell one or two of them, and he didn't want to think about what the demon seeds he planned to sell were! These plants are not only powerful, but they can also sell cute, and the plants that can sell cute, where can I find them!
In order to completely eliminate Wang Zhongming's thoughts, I also specially told the plants that if he dared to fight your idea, just use the means of dealing with zombies to greet him, and the plants nodded in unison, indicating that they strictly obeyed the chief's orders.
After that, it was peaceful for eternity, except for one time when Wang Zhongming burned his head at some point, and since then he has seen the plants outside the courtyard walking around, and the days can be said to be quite moist.
As for Lanser's mission, to hell with it, let me go and debate the topic that involves countless people's G-points, isn't that asking for trouble, and there is no set time for it to be completed anyway, so keep putting it off until I am confident that I can surpass Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng's cannon. So until then, it's time to eat, it's time to sleep.
"It's boring~"
Outside the courtyard of the depressive threshold, I lay on a beach chair under the parasol, drinking special juice, "Golden fat man, let's do a striptease~"
[You_sister (your sister)] It seems that this panda is not cooperative.
I waved my hand lazily and said, "There are so many monotonous words that come and go, can you enrich them." ”
[Go_to_play_ball_gay (Playing with eggs,)]
"The whole army is ready!"
Following my order, the plants that had been happily playing with Xiao Lu Ying turned around solemnly like soldiers ready to go, and then ......
"Attack with all your troops!"
The golden panda is on the run......
"Darling Darling~" Xiao Lu Ying jumped over happily, rode directly on my stomach, and shook it coquettishly, this posture is really imaginative.
"What's the matter?" "Sakura-chan seems to have some idea again.
"Can we open a store and let more people come and play together?"
"Playing together?"
Then I listened to her proposal in detail, and only I, as the executor, and my helpers who were set by Enise, could enter the threshold, and outsiders would automatically block it and not be able to perceive this place. And Sakura means to turn off this shield and attract some onlookers to see the wonders of the threshold of depression and the cute posture of the demon seeds.
Isn't this really good, although I have had this idea in my heart more than once, but I'm more afraid of playing off! The library design of the depressive threshold is good to say, how to explain the deformed giant panda in the bamboo forest and the plants in Plants vs. Zombies, could it be that this is a new variety that we have studied in the laboratory of XX Middle School?
But......
(>▽<) It seems to be really fun! Such an interesting thing really wants to try it, and the risk or something will be left to Lancer to deal with, Lancer is not good and Enis is there, so it should be cute and big, okay!
"Well, I agreed. ”
"Really!?" Xiao Lu Ying's sparkling eyes, and then the whole person was buried in my arms: "Darling is the best, I like Darling the most~!"
Hawkers~ Although I had that thought in the first place, Sakura's words just pushed me.
"Of course, I'll have to ask Eniz for advice before that, and I can't really implement it until she agrees. ”
"Well, let's go. ”
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Phantom Flower Garden
"Yes. ”
Unexpectedly, there was no resistance, and Enise agreed very simply after listening to our request, thinking that this idle idea would be rejected.
"Is it really possible?" I carefully poured the tea for the landlord and reconfirmed it in disbelief.
"It's okay, as long as you don't make too much of a fuss. Enise lifted the black tea with her little jade-skinned hand and took a sip.
"Great!" Xiao Lu Ying had already jumped up happily with her hands raised, "Sister Enise is really reasonable, I like you the most!" Saying that, this stupid and cute Lori wanted to rush over and hug Innis, but naturally she was forbidden by our great landlord and couldn't move.
It's just that I still have some uncertainty in Enis's words, so I asked: "Don't make too much trouble about this, what is the extent of too big, can you give a bottom line?"
Maintaining the posture of the cup against her lips, Enis thought for a moment and gave a standard that she thought she could tolerate: "As long as you don't destroy the world, even if it will flatten the current human civilization on the earth, you can make a fuss." ”
This bottom line is too low, hey, doesn't it mean to destroy all mankind by leveling the human civilization on the earth, what is the difference between this and destroying the world!
(─.─||Well, humanity is not equal to the whole world. Anyway, it can't be done, so it's better to understand in disguise that there is no bottom line.
"So finally, how to cancel the masking effect on ordinary people?"
"As long as you want...... Inise said with a pleasant expression as she drank the black tea of unknown flavor, "When you don't want to play, you can just use your thoughts to turn on the masking function." ”
So it's that simple......
After returning to the threshold of depression, I began to think about how to make the façade more eye-catching, it is said that the general store will invite people to beat gongs and drums to promote everywhere, but our pocket money is not enough, and the layout on the surface of the threshold of depression is just a small library, and the quiet atmosphere and noisy publicity do not match.
When Wang Zhongming, the dead house, heard about our plan, he immediately liked 12 likes, and proudly said that he wanted to invite his college classmates to help increase his popularity, but I think this guy is just to show off.
As for Lancer...... Hang a sign outside the door of the inner room: [Do not disturb during the experiment, otherwise you will bear the consequences]
I don't know who this card is hanging to scare him, but no one dares to bother him anyway, so let's just assume that he doesn't exist.
On this side, Xiao Lu Ying and Wang Zhongming and I counted the dazzling variety of books on the shelves, from history, philosophy, literature, political science, religion, and classics to traditional literary novels, online literary novels, Hollywood movie introductions, Japanese light novels, and comics.
Thinking that these books were all embodied in Lancer's mind, and that he had to remember the contents of the original objects in order to print the words, images, etc., this really made people ashamed of the memory and knowledge of the Great Magus of the Half-Step Sanctuary.
After the book inventory was made a mark, the next thing was the national treasure panda, just that deformed and obscene, not to mention cute, it would scare children, so in order to protect the flowers of the motherland, the pillars of the future, I came up with a clever plan.
"Don't run, just let me punch me twice!"
【Pressure_die (Yami Butterfly)】
"So don't run! two punches and you can become a real panda and sell cute, why not!"
[You_versager (you scum)]
"It's fun, I'm coming too, fat panda watch boxing~!" Xiao Lu Ying ran over to chase me with a grin.
Wang Zhongming looked at the trio of teasing B speechlessly, then silently glanced at the ink paint on his hand, and then recalled a certain panda that often opposed him, so he decisively threw away the ink paint and joined the crusade team......