Chapter 351: I'm Not a Monkey

"Hey. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Zhu Xiaotao shouted clearly, but also to boost his own qi, qi from the dantian, all the way up to the tip of the throat, from the dantian to the tip of the throat, this large piece of hard like iron.

The green tendons on Zhu Xiaotao's neck also protruded completely, and his eyes were as big as a cow, this person was really ruthless: "The second child has to come and go, and what flowers have to bloom." ”

Zhu Xiaotao sang this sentence within three seconds, extremely fast, but the audience could hear every tongue and every word very clearly, his tongue was extremely fast, and the tone change was also extremely flexible, it was not easy to do this, not to mention that Zhu Xiaotao still completed it in just two or three seconds.

The skill is simply breathtaking.

Zhang Yunji and Gao Junsheng swallowed their saliva when they heard it, not to mention letting them come here, the two of them felt that their tongues were spinning even when they thought about it.

After singing this sentence, Zhu Xiaotao was already panting slightly, and his face was also flushed, don't look at it just a few seconds, but it was very laborious.

He Xiangdong smiled and was also lucky: "The second child has to come in the month, and the grass and flowers have to bloom." ”

Zhu Xiaotao gritted his teeth and followed: "Land'er's grass has to bloom and flowers have to bloom, so why don't you come and go, and the little sister has to bring flowers on her head." ”

He Xiangdong also sang: "Seven non-long-lasting holly is green, and the eight-year-old holly is green, and it is red, and it is stuffed, and it is red, and the flowers bloom and bloom in ten reds." ”

Zhu Xiaotao blushed and sweated on his head: "Three children, three children, two children, two children, three months, three months, two children, three months, two children, two ......children, three children, three children,

The two of you go back and forth, the tongue is very flexible in the mouth, and the tongue flicking kung fu of the two is simply profound, which shows how solid the basic skills of the two are.

Until May, Zhu Xiaotao was almost out of breath. But He Xiangdong still looked like his face was not red or panting, and he always sang every sentence with Zhu Xiaotao's rhythm with ease.

The other three people in the room were already stupid, and the next few sentences were sung by the two of them one by one, the connection was very fast, and the tongue was also very smart, which was completely an auditory feast. Chen Jun couldn't close his mouth even more, and the kid was almost stupid.

"Alright, alright. When he sang in May, He Xiangdong waved his hand to stop, and said with a smile: "If you don't sing, don't sing, if you sing again, my tongue will spin." ”

Zhu Xiaotao also stopped, but his breath was very disordered, he wanted to speak but couldn't speak, and he kept gasping for breath.

Several people knew very well in their hearts that He Xiangdong was merciful to his subordinates, and they all saw it very clearly, Zhu Xiaotao was no longer able to fight in "Anyway to Flowers" just now, but He Xiangdong was still blushing and panting, can't this distinguish the superior?

He Xiangdong waved his hand, handed him Zhu Xiaotao's teacup, picked up the teacup himself, took a sip, and said, "If you don't come, you won't be able to eat it if you come again." Your basic skills are really solid, admire and admire. ”

Zhang Yunji and Gao Junsheng couldn't help but admire He Xiangdong, not only because of He Xiangdong's superb skills just now, but also because of his character and morality, he accepted it when he saw it, and he also saved enough face for the other party.

Chen Jun's mouth opened wide, and his mind was a little confused.

Zhu Xiaotao finally took a breath, straightened up and poured himself a sip of tea, now the tea is not very hot, it is still relatively hot, and it is just right to drink it, he drank most of the cup at once.

After putting the cup away, Zhu Xiaotao wiped his mouth and said to He Xiangdong: "You are polite, I lost." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and said with a smile: "Hey, what are these words, just now it was just a skill competition, not a competition, your tongue flicking skills really opened my eyes." ”

He Xiangdong is still very polite and especially holds the other party and says, in fact, this is He Xiangdong's attitude towards the world, he is very respectful of artists, and there is no need to suppress people, this is not interesting at all, and it is easy to make enemies with the other party.

He Xiangdong has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, although he is a young man in his early twenties, but he has long passed the age of being in the limelight.

Zhu Xiaotao sat down on the stool again, looking at He Xiangdong's eyes full of admiration, He Xiangdong's tongue flicking skills just now shocked him too much, the reason why he proposed to come anyway is because he is very good at flicking his tongue, but what he didn't expect was that he actually lost so badly in what he was best at.

But what he didn't expect was that the other party would accept it when he saw it, saying that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he took the initiative to stop the competition and save enough face for himself.

Although He Xiangdong's face looked very young, Zhu Xiaotao still felt that he was very grandmaster, and he admired: "Your tongue is really powerful, you have sung five times in a row and you don't even breathe, how do you practice this qi?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "I'm actually a Qiao'er, I practiced Qi with ventriloquists when I was a child, so my Qi is longer than others, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to keep up with you." ”

"You're so polite. Zhu Xiaotao said with a smile.

Gao Junsheng also said on the side: "It's that both of you are too polite, but your art really amazes the two of us laymen." ”

Zhang Yunji also responded: "Yes, I really didn't expect that Lao Zhu would actually do this." ”

Zhu Xiaotao smiled lonely, shook his head, and said: "These are all basic skills, they are nothing at all, and the two of them have also learned it since I was a child, and there is more than that." It's a pity, no one listens to the serious two now, but I want to see what bullshit tricks, I roll the wine bottle upside down, I'm not a fucking monkey. ”

Zhang Yunji's lips were tight, she and Zhu Xiaotao worked in a theater, all she knew was that this man from the Northeast had a unique job, and all kinds of difficult actions made the audience excited, and this man became the most popular actor in the theater, but she didn't know that this thin and thin Northeast man was so bitter in his heart.

After being silent, Zhu Xiaotao sighed, looked bitter, turned his head to He Xiangdong and said: "Actually, I envy you, really, not for anything else, just because you can talk about cross talk seriously." is talking about cross talk, I am very envious, there are too few people who can still play old toys seriously. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone's hearts were slightly heavy.

He Xiangdong squeezed out a smile on his face and said to Zhu Xiaotao: "We have been talking about cross talk." (To be continued.) )