Chapter 261: Colorful Tribulation (Second Update)
The three girls listened to the words of the Mask Alliance Leader, and they were really discouraged, according to it, the three of them are all first-class beauties, but in front of Bai Fan, they can't compare to others, this guy actually treats beauties like dung, just like a blind man lighting a lamp, he can't see anything, it's really infuriating!
If you want to pull out a true sentence from his mouth like Taobao, it is more difficult than ascending to the sky, he can always gag to make people's faces red, and he will only give up when he is shy and difficult, that guy is really a bastard, a bad seed, and a dead evil god!
Leaving aside the people outside the base, now let's take a look at what Bai Fan's retreat in the quiet room is like:
Bai Fan, who was rolling all over the ground in the quiet room, after rolling for a while and unloading his body of pain, he gradually quieted down, as soon as he was quiet, he turned his heart to the sky, glanced at the top of the cave in the quiet room, and said incomprehensibly: "What's the matter, aren't these three nine twenty-seven heavenly thunders already blasted? Why does the coercion of heaven and earth seem to be getting heavier and heavier, could it be that this great immortal has received special care, and he still has to survive the heavenly tribulation? However, can the heavenly tribulation be changed at will?"
Sitting cross-legged in the stone cave for a while, Bai Fan felt that the pressure of heaven and earth was getting heavier and heavier, he stared and thought for a moment, no, you can't see the situation outside here, you have to face the heavenly tribulation if you want to deal with the heavenly calamity, what is the matter with hiding in this stone cave? No, this great immortal must go out, he must go out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, as soon as he stood up and took a step, he felt that his body was cold and swishing everywhere, no, how did this look like he was undressed, thinking of this, he looked down and couldn't help but be surprised:
"Mom, where are our clothes? Why are we so clean and slippery that we don't even have underwear? Could it be that this thing still likes to see men naked, and can take off people's clothes?"
Although his body is clean and slippery, he is as black as the bottom of a pot, and he is covered in blood lines like huge earthworms, which are twisted and twisted, so that if he walks out of the cave, he will definitely be scared half to death.
No, find a piece of clothing to wear first, especially to wear a pair of underwear, no me, what if you run out and walk away?
Thinking of this, he shook his right hand, a set of underwear, a set of outer clothes floated in the air, the huge pressure in the sky made him panic, extremely uncomfortable and depressed, after slashing his middle finger at the sky, he quickly got dressed, and walked out of the base cave with a black face and a bare head.
Who knows, as soon as he walked out and let everyone see it, four women looked around him for a long time, but they didn't recognize who it was, mainly because his face was all blackened, his hair became bald, and his clothes looked a little like the suit he often wore, but this image was too bad, the mask alliance leader took a few women to circle around him several times, but he didn't recognize it as Bai Fan, and couldn't help asking:
"Excuse me, who are you, why did you come out of our base, Bai Fan, where did he go?"
"Bai Fan, who is Bai Fan? There is only one guy named Hei Fan in this cave, where is Bai Fan?"
"What, Hei Fan? Which Hei Fan?"
Hahaha......
"Of course Bai Fan was struck by lightning and became a black fan, do you see where my current image looks like Bai Fan, not what is Hei Fan?"
"You are Bai Fan, it's impossible, right? When did Bai Fan shave his head bald, it's really ugly and dead, and it's so black? But the sound seems to be a bit like it?"
"Ahem, girls, you don't have to revolve around him, he is Bai Fan, this guy may have been burned to a bald scoop by twenty-four thunderbolts, and I don't know if his face has been burned into a braised pig's head?" Giggles...... "The Mask Alliance Leader coughed twice, and after stopping the gossip of several girls, he asked with a giggle:
"Bai Fan, what's the matter, the taste of this heavenly tribulation is not pleasant, right?"
"Hehe, alliance leader, the taste is average, but these twenty-seven thunder tribulations have passed, why does this great immortal feel that the heavenly tribulation is even more powerful than before, isn't these thirty-nine heavenly tribulations the twenty-seven thunder tribulations?
Therefore, I came out to see how the situation in the sky was, wouldn't it be that God didn't like me and added a few heavenly tribulations, and didn't let me go if he didn't kill me?"
When the saint heard this, she immediately said and joked: "There is this possibility, the ordinary version of the Three Nine Tribulations that came before, the same as mine, but there were twenty-four thunders at once, a little faster than my Heavenly Tribulation, after that burst of bombardment, this time I gave you a colored one, it should also be the Three Nine Tribulations, but the power is probably a little stronger, just split your bad billet into slag!"
"What?," Bai Fan looked at the sky in shock, jumped to his feet and shouted: "My good man, it's really colorful, such a sky full of colorful clouds, are they going to make fools?"
"What are you doing, of course you want to kill you a big fool, hmph, do you usually act evil?" Qiong Meizai and Shanshan came to him and teased angrily.
Bai Fan looked at the two Dharma protectors with a Lei Gong face, and threatened angrily: "Believe it or not, you two don't dodge a little, when the heavenly tribulation comes, I will grab you two backs, this great immortal will not believe it, the heavenly tribulation will split me, not you, hehehe, can you go, can you go?"
Speaking of this, Bai Fan deliberately stretched out his jet-black bird claws and grabbed them violently at the chests of the two women......
Ahh......hhh
"The bald madman is playing hooligan, Grandpa Lei, quickly drop the colored thunder and slash hard, chop him to death for me, chop him to death!"
The two girls ran and shouted, pretending to be panicked, but unexpectedly, the colorful dark clouds in the sky were really ready, and suddenly a colored thunder came down, directly chopping Bai Fan to the back and falling down, and the whole body was smoking, and this smoke still had color, very good-looking, so surprised that the two girls couldn't cry or laugh, and couldn't help but look at the sky, and saw that there were two colored thunders slashing down wildly, and hurriedly shouted:
"Get out of the way, it's ...... again"
But Bai Fan, who fell to the ground and gritted his teeth in pain, could still run, and directly two bolts of lightning and two loud noises hit Bai Fan's body together, and he was really dizzy now.
"Bai Fan, who was lying on the ground, gritted his steel teeth, and roared fiercely at the sky, the way of heaven, this great immortal, your grandmother! Can't you let me come back after joking?
Boom Boom Boom Boom ......
Before his scolding was over, five huge bangs in a row slammed down towards Bai Fan's head and face, making Bai Fan angry, and immediately shook out his only jade sword, raised it to the sky, and shouted:
"What's wrong with Cailei, still break it for me!"
So, a madman covered in colored smoke, with bursts of fleshy fragrance, and ragged clothes, suddenly held a toy jade sword in his hand, and headed towards the colored thunder and lightning in the sky, and the jade sword in his hand suddenly began to enlarge and grow, and an extremely bright milky white sword qi appeared on the tip of the sword.
But that sword qi only rose about a zhang in the sky, and then it was entangled with five colored lightning, and then, like a white and colorful six giant snakes, it was entangled in the sky one zhang high, lingering and scarlet......
In the end, the milky white sword qi still did not defeat the five colored lightning, and finally wiped out, and the rest bombarded Bai Fan's body like a bomb, but Bai Fan stood in the sky, not afraid at all, but shouted:
"Suck it for me!"
As soon as a few words came out, the small turquoise sword seemed to start to rise again, attracting five colored lightning bolts to the tip of the jade sword, and then quickly gathered on the tip of the sword, and then spread rapidly towards the sword body and Bai Fan's hand, and finally, the colored lightning wrapped around Bai Fan's entire body like a snake, and Bai Fan's body with smoke all over his body trembled like a sieve, but he was not afraid of danger, and said with a smile:
"Hahaha, come on, suck it for me!"
In the midst of his laughter, so many colored lightning bolts seeped into his skin like obedient children, and disappeared.
But Bai Fan's people trembled even more, writhing in the sky like a swing, as if they were in danger of falling at any time, but this decrepit boy stiffened and didn't let himself fall to the ground.
After absorbing the eight colored thunders, Bai Fan laughed as if he had gained strength, and flew higher and higher, and in the end, he actually flew to a height of 100 zhang and fought with the ten colored lightning bolts that slashed down wildly.
Seeing that the Mask Alliance Master, the five real-life elders, plus the three girls, Lei Zhen and other masters were all about to fall off, they had never seen such a crazy crosser, cursing the Heavenly Dao while crossing the tribulation, and flying higher and higher all the way, wasn't he afraid of being blown down by the thunder and falling to his death?