Chapter 109: What Did You Say You're Dead?

Seeing that Wu Yang was a little unhappy, Zhou Qingqing also said to He Xiangdong with some dissatisfaction: "Look at you have made Xiaoyang unhappy, how can cross talk be as bad as you say, I think it's good, maybe I will talk about cross talk after graduating from college." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½ā€

He Xiangdong rolled his eyes and sneered: "Okay, don't mess around, don't mess around with a beautiful girl, everyone who talks about cross talk has to look like a dead character." ā€

He Xiangdong pointed at Wu Jin, Wu Jin actually looks okay, mediocre, not ugly, belongs to the flow of passers-by, basically can't remember his appearance at a glance.

Hearing that he was ugly, Wu Jin was not happy, and pointed to He Xiangdong: "You can't see where to go." ā€

He Xiangdong's slightly chubby and honest face flashed a clever smile, very happy.

In fact, it's not just cross talk, as long as you are in the comedy industry, there is no particularly good-looking one, those who are too good-looking are really not suitable for this industry, and there are very few people who are particularly good-looking and can become famous.

In 1956, a symposium was held in the cross talk industry, and Mr. Zhang Shouchen was specially invited at that time, and someone asked Mr. Zhang if a woman could be a cross talk actor, Mr. Zhang said no, he said that women said that cross talk would look stupid, and the audience would not like to watch it.

In fact, there have been female cross talk actors in the cross talk industry, but there are very few, and there are almost no who have become famous. First of all, every cross talk is actually a character, and the funny actors often have to show the characters, some are very obscene and lewd, some are very picky and greedy for money, all kinds of people have them, but they are often not particularly positive roles.

The man came out, and the audience laughed. If a woman makes an audience, the audience will think, "How can this girl look like a crazy woman", "How can a girl be like this", "How can this girl say such things"......

Regardless of whether this is the prejudice of society against women or the protection of women, the audience does have such psychology and thoughts when watching women talk about cross talk, which will greatly affect your cross talk performance.

In the same way, people who are too good-looking to act in comedy will have the same problem when they express their characters, and it is better in some modern Westernized sitcoms, where handsome guys and beauties can eat together.

A particularly down-to-earth comedy like a cross talk duo turn, it's not good, you let Wu Yanzu learn a Nicholas Zhao Si to see who is the first to go crazy.

It's not completely impossible to act in this kind of down-to-earth comedy with good looks, first of all, you have to spoil yourself, and you have to make the audience forget your good-looking appearance, so that you can succeed, which is a necessary premise. Stephen Chow is handsome, but who watches his movies, one by one nymphomaniacs call him so handsome and handsome, they all say it's funny and funny.

When I suddenly saw his photo at a casual moment, I would react, it turned out that he was so handsome. It's a bit sad to say, but as a comedian, you can only abuse yourself.

Like He Xiangdong, you don't have to abuse yourself, anyway, you can't see where to go, but you are very attractive, and you are born with a comedy face that wants to laugh when you see it, which is not bad.

That's it, Wu Yang's children have not been in high spirits in the afternoon, and it was already evening when the rain stopped, and he didn't come to the evening one.

He Xiangdong just sighed silently, he is also good for this child, studying well is really better than anything else, even if you don't study, don't come to cross talk, this is what he really thinks.

At night, I don't know if it was because of the rain or some other reason, there were not many people coming, just about 20 people, and they were sparsely sitting.

No matter how few people are, they have to perform, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is meat, they have to eat, He Xiangdong and Wu Jin went up after changing their clothes, and laughed until midnight, He Xiangdong dragged his tired body home, the dim street lamp stretched his back, and when he got home, he found that his shoes were wet.

Time passed bit by bit, and in a blink of an eye, He Xiangdong had been talking about cross talk in the teahouse for more than a month, and it was just after mid-August, and the weather was still so hot, it was really unbearable.

This afternoon, Fang Wenqi also came to the teahouse to listen to cross talk, since He Xiangdong officially came out of the school, he didn't care much about this child, he came to the teahouse twice in the past month or so, this is the third time.

Lao Zhou also knew Fang Wenqi and knew that this was He Xiangdong's master, and he hadn't waited for him to greet him. His daughter Zhou Qingqing held the freshly boiled herbal tea, poured a full pot and sent it to others, and also sent a lot of pastries, snacks, and half an iced watermelon to the past, and helped cut it, in order to facilitate Fang Wenqi's eating, this girl also peeled half of the watermelon skin.

Lao Zhou is painful and sad, this girl has never been so good to herself.

Zhou Qingqing was beside Fang Wenqi, picked up the teapot and poured a cup for Fang Wenqi, and said with a smile: "Master, this is the herbal tea boiled in our shop, go to the fire to dispel dampness, you can taste it." ā€

Fang Wenqi took the tea, glanced at Zhou Qingqing deeply, the folds on his face bloomed with a smile, and said, "Okay, good boy, if anyone can marry you, it will really be a blessing from three lifetimes of cultivation." ā€

Hearing this, Zhou Qingqing was even more overjoyed, and waited for Fang Wenqi to work harder: "Come, Master, you try this hibiscus cake, oh, and persimmons, these are all bitten by the elderly, by the way, the jujube cake is also good, this is made by my mother, you can taste it." ā€

Fang Wenqi looked at the pile of things on the table, smiled, and said, "Alas, in fact, when I was young, I loved melon seeds the most, but I couldn't get rid of that shell when I was old." ā€

"I'll peel it for you. Zhou Qingqing volunteered to take the initiative to pick up the melon seeds in the small plate, peel them up, and put them in another small plate, ready to save them into a pile and then give them to Fang Wenqi to eat.

"Oops. Comrade Lao Zhou covered his heart and screamed in pain, his body couldn't stop shaking.

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He Xiangdong saw that the master was taking care of Zhou Qingqing, so he didn't care so much, and after changing his clothes, he and Wu Jin performed on stage, and the effect was not bad, but there was a little accident until the evening.

There were a few angry young people in the teahouse, and I don't know if my wife ran away with someone, or if she had taken gunpowder, and shouted when they entered the door: "What are these two people doing? ā€

The scene was silent for a moment, and those viewers were afraid of things, and no one dared to make a sound.

Suddenly met someone who came to smash the field, He Xiangdong didn't panic, he has seen a lot of things with Master over the years, the most thrilling one is to offend a local gangster group in Chengdu, he and Master escaped overnight, and changed cars several times along the way before running out, and now this scene is nothing at all.

When he met someone who was taking gunpowder, Lao Zhou couldn't help but speak: "Let's talk about cross talk here, two yuan a game, this is almost over, no money will be charged, if you want to listen, sit down." ā€

The person in the lead with the chicken feather roll didn't have a good word in his mouth: "What kind of broken thing still collects money, dresses like a dead man, and crosstalk, what kind of thing is cross talk, I've never heard of it, it can't be said to dead people, right? Then boss, if you want the teahouse business to get better, how nice it would be to get a few rock singers......"

Before he could finish his sentence, a teacup flew past him, almost hitting him, and he turned around in a furious way.

"What do you say that he is dead?" Fang Wenqi stared at the man and asked in a cold voice, at this moment he was like an enraged old lion king, and his whole body exploded, and even Zhou Qingqing next to him was startled.

This is a person who once predicted that cross talk was going to decline, but when it really came to the day of decline, the most difficult thing to accept was this old artist who had loved cross talk all his life.

"Old man, you're looking for death, right? "The chicken feather roll rushed over and wanted to hit Fang Wenqi.

How could He Xiangdong let the master suffer, he hurriedly ran over from the stage, scuffled with those few people, helped to help, persuaded to fight, and escaped, and the scene was suddenly a mess.