Chapter 61: It's an Immortal Jump

At night, the doors are closed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lin Fan drove around the city in a Mercedes-Benz car that he got for free, and then went home.

This car is a good match for Lin Fan, but the place where I live is a little unauthentic, and it seems that I have to find a comfortable nest.

The Mercedes-Benz car was parked outside the courtyard, attracting onlookers from neighbors, and the old man next door who lived next to him was very envious, and he didn't know what kind of shit luck this kid had taken, and he could drive such a car.

washed up, lay on the bed, took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat, among which Huo Han's sister sent a hundred messages to herself, this girl is too perverted, but her spirit is commendable.

"Little boss, you reply quickly, believe it or not, I'll kill you. ”

"I'm starving, starving, and if I don't eat finger bread, I'm really going to starve to death. ”

"Please, just tell me where you are. ”

……。

The information on WeChat is basically these, Lin Fan is too lazy to reply, he is a cold male god, how can it be so easy to reply to the other party.

However, thinking of the finger cake, Lin Fan himself also had some aftertaste, and the taste was indeed not said.

There is also a WeChat message sent by Chen Xinyi.

Click on it and take a look, it is some stills, wearing costumes from the Republic of China, which is very eye-catching.

SpongeBob Kawaii: "Master, my girlfriend and I are already on the crew, these are all stills, look good." ”

Lin Fan silently finished reading these stills and simply replied with a message.

"Very nice. ”

Chen Xinyi, who was far away in the crew, saw that the master had replied to the message, so he was naturally excited, and then immediately replied, "Master, if you like it, I can send you more in the future." ”

But this message was lost in the sea, and the master did not reply to the message.

Lin Fan's WeChat tone is mute mode, and at this time he is paying attention to Weibo.

So much has happened recently, I don't know how many fans have risen.

When he clicked on it, Lin Fan was immediately happy, and his attention increased by 60,000, which is a great improvement.

Hot searches have been banned by other news, on the Internet where the sun and the moon have been replaced, you may be very popular today, but the next day, you will become a passerby.

This is not uncommon.

"So many private messages?" Lin Fan was dumbfounded, and his private mail box × 999.

Click on it and take a look, there are all kinds of problems.

There are fortune tellers who seek their own fortunes.

Some asked if they had a girlfriend.

Some say that they are gods and propagate feudal superstitions.

There are all kinds of types.

Lin Fan won't answer these questions, he is also a celebrity no matter what, but in order to attract more customers, Lin Fan sent a meager message.

"Weibo does not accept fortune telling, if you have any needs, please go to: Master Lin, No. 8861 Yunli Street, Modu. ”

As soon as Lin Fan's Weibo was issued, many people commented, and one of them was liked thousands of times in an instant.

When he saw the name of this comment, Lin Fan was also convinced.

Autumn knife chopping fish: "Resist superstition, everyone is responsible, and the god stick rolls on Weibo." The number of likes is 6785 times.

What's going on with this autumn knife and fishing, what kind of complaining thing did you do, this guy actually blacks himself every day, is he addicted?

Lin Fan searched the Internet and really searched for this guy's web page.

Autumn knife network water army.

Services:

Network promotion services.

Cyber troll service.

Integrated network marketing services.

Service QQ: 137XXX325.

There is also a photo next to him, weighing three hundred pounds, smiling like a mentally retarded child, Lin Fan took a closer look and silently added this QQ.

Lin Fan wanted to have a good talk with this guy, it's dark this day, you're not tired, Lao Tzu is also tired.

Lin Fan: "Autumn knife cutting fish?"

It didn't take long for the message to be returned.

Autumn knife chopping fish: "What is the matter?If you want to promote, please deduct 1, if you want to deduct 2, if you want to market, please deduct 3, if you want to chat, one word and one piece, if you have no money, please turn left." ”

In a room at this time.

Autumn knife cut fish dressed up well, and I'm going to go out later.

Just now, a girl took the initiative to contact herself, let herself go out to meet her, chat, eat, and the other party also took the initiative to send a photo, which looks really good, let him be careful of the liver puffing.

Although I do this, I'm a little sorry for Meng Meng, but Meng Meng doesn't know, what are you afraid of.

At this moment, a message popped up on QQ.

"I'm Master Lin. ”

When he saw this message, he fell silent for a moment, and then laughed, his fat body trembled violently, and ten fingers like ham sausages crackled.

Qiudao chopped fish: "Haha, what? Are you afraid? Are you afraid? The head of this Qiudao tells you, no way, if you don't suppress your Weibo, I, Qiudao, will withdraw from the naval world from now on." ”

Lin Fan originally wanted to have a good chat with the other party, but the other party was so presumptuous, Lin Fan didn't forget it, but he also sent a message over.

"Master Ben will give you a hexagram for free, and you will be unlucky today. ”

Autumn knife: "Get out of here! You're so unlucky." ”

I don't explain it, this fart god still wants to scare myself, and I don't want to see how many years I've been in society.

Then Autumn Knife cleaned up and looked at himself in the mirror, and Akira smiled confidently.

It's so handsome.

I was fascinated by myself.

Lin Fan was speechless at this time, this autumn knife and fish must have been cut by himself in his previous life, and he came to avenge himself in this life.

"Don't let me see you as a real person, or I'll definitely beat you into a fat man of four hundred pounds. Lin Fan was furious.

His Weibo should have been calm and full of countless praises, but unfortunately it was tarnished by this guy and filled with countless black comments.

After sweeping around Weibo, Lin Fan went to sleep directly.

Inside a hotel.

Autumn knife cut fish and met with the girl as desired, the two had a meal, chatting very happily, especially when the sister saw herself, not only did she dislike her fat, but also said that the fat man was comfortable to the touch.

This made Autumn Knife Fish very happy, and finally met a woman who appreciated him.

Although between the two, it may only be a one-night relationship.

But as a 'pseudo' virgin, Autumn Knife Chopping Fish will never forget the woman in front of him who occupies his body.

He will remember it for the rest of his life.

in the bathroom.

Autumn knife cut fish quickly took a bath, this girl is really interesting, said to change into erotic underwear, let herself take a bath first.

Although the cold water rushed on his body, he felt that his heart was hot.

Humming a little song, I washed it quickly.

He didn't even wear underwear anymore, and came out in a bathrobe.

"Hey, isn't it erotic underwear?" Qiu Dao asked suspiciously when he saw the girl in front of him.

"I forgot to bring my underwear. The girl said delicately.

"I forgot to bring it, I'm a little nervous now, 'today' is my first time, you have to guide me. "The autumn knife has read countless films, and he is also shy at the moment, but this is also a good hand in the autumn knife.

On the bed, Qiu Dao swallowed his saliva and undressed his sister with his own hands, and just as he was taking off his coat, the door was suddenly opened.

A large group of big men rushed in.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Autumn Dao Chopping Fish was instantly dumbfounded, "What are you doing?"

One of the rugged men knocked the autumn knife to the bed with a punch.

"Dog, you dare to my wife, are you so tired of being alive. ”

"Husband, he raped me ....... The girl cried out.

"I ....... "The autumn knife chopping fish looked confused, this is a special immortal jump, but looking at these sturdy men, the autumn knife chopping fish was intimidated.

Three hundred pounds of fat, like mud, collapsed on the bed.