In the plains, there was a man named Zhang Jiao, who believed in the Yellow Emperor and Lao Tzu and founded the Taiping Dao. It is said that Zhang Jiao is good at using charms and spiritual water to heal diseases, and many people gather around Zhang Jiao because www.biquge.info of this.

Under Zhang Jiao's teaching, the followers of the Taiping Dao shouted that the heavens are dead, the yellow heavens should stand, and the years are in Jiazi, and the world will be auspicious!

The original history should be like this, but since I met a certain unscrupulous god stick, under the big trick he cast, the setting of Taiping Dao has changed a little subtly.

For example, the slogan becomes ......

"The sky is dead, Darling should stand, the year is in Jiazi, the world is auspicious!The sky is dead, Darling should stand, the year is in Jiazi, the world is auspicious......"

Whoosh –

The sound of an RPG dragging a tail flame across it......

Boom –

Taiping Road blew up

……

"Darling Shangxian, it's been a year, don't come unharmed?"

Zhang Jiao, who was gray-faced with an explosive head, saw that the worshipping immortal had finally returned, and excitedly opened his hands to give a warm hug, but he was very embarrassed to be beaten by the pea shooter.

"Who told you to call me Darling?" I blackened my face, tilted my head, and pointed my chin at him, "Also, what's the matter with the slogans you cultists are shouting, and what about your yellow sky?"

Zhang Jiao, who felt that his head might be sweating at any time, seemed to think of a good idea, and said proudly: "There is Pangu first, and then there is heaven, and the Darling immortals are still ahead......"

Boom –

Zhang Jiao blew up again.

……

At the end of the Han Dynasty near the Yellow Turban Uprising, our group of people at the threshold of depression had inspected the livelihood of the people at the bottom, because feudalism really began to be implemented in the Qin Dynasty, and the Qin Dynasty soon collapsed, so the scope of feudalism was not extensive, although the Han Dynasty inherited the feudalism left over from the Qin Dynasty on the bright side, but in fact, most of the families in power were still in the era of slave society, and people in the real sense were not as good as dogs.

Due to years of natural disasters (droughts, floods, and man-made disasters) (corruption), it is already difficult for these dominated civilians to survive, so the phenomenon of selling their own flesh and blood is everywhere.

The disciples recruited by Taiping Dao are basically these people who don't have enough to eat, but Zhang Jiao, who is a commoner and has no orthodox education, doesn't know how to manage at all. In the face of the increasingly bloated Taiping Road, Zhang Jiao has long been unable to do it.

How can you distinguish between ordinary people and Taiping Dao believers? They don't have the words "I am a Yellow Turban" printed on their bodies, so they can't distinguish at all, and the condition that Zhang Jiao uses to attract the followers is to give them food if they join. Then as long as any person shouts that I am a believer, you can get food, and you won't suffer anyway.

As a result, the number of people in Taiping Road is not as large as expected, but the food consumed is much more. Zhang Jiao, who had no management experience, fell into a logistical crisis like this.

What should I do if I have no money and no food, I can only rob it! So Zhang Jiao informed all parties that he planned to unveil the uprising. However, before the revolution began, it was betrayed by shameless traitors, and the people in Luoyang, whether they were direct subordinates or ordinary believers, were all cut down, and those who were lucky enough to escape also cowered and severed their ties with Taiping Dao for fear of getting into trouble.

And just when Zhang Jiao went out and notified all the branches to forcibly set off a riot, and his side was ready, the immortals who were on the threshold of life-saving straw despair appeared......

（─.─||This thing, do you treat us like golden thighs?

However, now that Zhang Jiao's message has been sent, it is too late to say anything.

Wait, something seems wrong.

I folded my hands around my chest at a thirteen-degree angle and frowned and tilted my head, although my knowledge of history was not as good as that of the professional Wang Zhongming, but I still made up for some historical insights under the supervision of Lancer. Although papermaking has been invented in the Western Han Dynasty, paper is still in the rough embryonic stage, and the mainstream level is still using silk books, even if paper is a new thing to the nobles of the family, no one uses it, and out of conservative thinking, it will not try this new thing, not to mention that there will be a few people who know it, and maybe they have never heard of it.

Perhaps, this is a paradox, as long as Zhang Jiao says that the message is transmitted on paper, it is a bug.

"Can you write?" I asked.

"When he was young, he was taught by a gentleman, and thanks to his care, he was familiar with literature and science. "Respected by a teacher, Zhang Jiao is especially respectful when he mentions the husband who taught him.

"Then your message to the rest of the world is sent out in envelopes?"

"Envelope, what's that?" Zhang Jiao looked confused.

I felt that my brain circuit had a brief short circuit: "If you don't need to pass the letter, can it be that you still call a few downlines to use their mouths to notify other people to rebel?"

"It's worthy of being immortals, in a word! But one thing is wrong, not all of them are running, two of them are riding horses. ”

"......" I felt my mouth crooked in speechlessness, "why don't you write one if you know how to write, aren't you afraid that the messenger will make a mistake?"

Zhang Jiao looked cute and unconscious, and was stunned for a few seconds before he suddenly realized: "Yes, why didn't I think of it, thank you for the reminder, I'll call a few more people to pass on the message now, a few more people, it shouldn't be easy to make mistakes." ”

I o(#?▽?) ==O))?0?“) o Zhang Jiao: It's easier to make mistakes if the password is inconsistent, but you write a letter, your soul is faint! You don't need to write a letter on paper, how can I collect paradoxes.

In the end, I realized that I had overestimated Zhang Jiao's intelligence level and overestimated the economic strength of Taiping Dao. Zhang Jiao's base camp, not to mention paper, doesn't even have silk. Thinking about it, the old god stick of Nanhua Lao Xian threw him a book of Taiping Essentials is like a treasure, not the content of the book, but in the era when knowledge is monopolized by the family, the item named "book" is very precious, otherwise Zhang Jiao, who was miserable, would have burned the old god stick's things a long time ago.

Therefore, Zhang Jiao's management of everything in the upper and lower classes of Taiping Road is very primitive, and everything is dictated. Explain what to do in dictation, and then take it offline and pass it on to others.

(°ー°〃) Meow a mi, no wonder you haven't started to rebel yet, Luoyang got the news early to cut people, this is simply no secret at all, exposing everything to the sun.

It's a shame that we were still discussing whether to help Zhang Jiao some time ago, and if you really want to do it, it's no wonder if you don't get trapped. Speaking of which, Wang Zhongming said that when the Yellow Turban Uprising came, he would be Zhang Jiao's military advisor......

( ̄_, ̄) Okay, then I won't rob him.

"Immortals, are you the only one who came this time?" After chatting for a while, Zhang Jiao couldn't help but ask when he didn't see the other immortals.

"The people who traveled with me are still collecting intelligence and investigating people's livelihood in the vicinity, and they should be almost there. ”

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

Several of the companions of the Threshold of Despair also came.