Chapter 429: Surrender a Little Red and Top Ten Protagonists
"It's crazy that the pig's head is a little red, and he actually cut his belly! Is he going to commit suicide by seppuku?"
"It's so scary, there's a lot of blood!"
Everyone secretly speculated that the pig's head was a little red, and many people thought that the pig's head was really ready to kill itself.
However, things have changed.
When the red blood of the pig's head flowed on the scimitar, the blade suddenly emitted a dazzling red glow, transmitting a blood-colored light as red as the sun, and the blood light mixed with the blazing heat spread rapidly to all sides, and the entire hall seemed to become a furnace.
Blood continued to flow on the blade, and the blood-red light of the scimitar became more and more abundant, and the entire body of the pig's head was shrouded in blood light, showing a fiery red.
The blood-colored red light stained the entire café hall, and the boiling heat rushed towards them, many people were already sweating profusely, and some even fled the café in fright.
On the second floor of the café, female writers such as red peppers, purple grapes, pineapples, bananas, and red cherries look at each other.
"The martial arts performed by the pig's head and a little red seem to be the "Blood Light Knife Technique", right?"
"It is indeed the "Blood Light Knife Method"! Feed the knife with your own blood, let people and the knife blood connection, so as to achieve the highest state of 'human knife integration', this is the essence of the "Blood Light Knife Method". Purple Grape said strangely, "However, the "Blood Light Sword Technique" is the martial arts of one of the top ten protagonists, [Blood Light Slash], how could he teach this set of martial arts to the pig's head a little red?"
One of the protagonists of Paradise Story City, the first master of swordsmanship in the Imperial Kingdom. Self-created "Blood Light Knife Method" to achieve the realm of "human knife integration".
In the latest edition of the main character rankings. [Bloody Slash] ranked 6th.
"It's not surprising that [Blood Light Slash] will teach the Pig's Head a little red "Blood Light Knife Technique", he is just using the Pig's Head to eradicate the opponent. Red Cherry explained. "In order to hide their whereabouts and strength, the top ten protagonists rarely show up in person, but accept some apprentices to help them fight the world. [Bloody Light Slash] obviously wants to use the pig's head to eradicate Bill Gailou. ”
Banana agreed: "Red Cherry is right, the top ten protagonists all like to accept apprentices. For example, Chow Yun-fat, the gambling god who ranks 5th among the protagonists, accepted two apprentices and taught them gambling skills, one Jin Dapang and the other Du Daba. Pity. Jin Dapang and Du Daba had limited understanding, and they failed to grasp the essence of the gambling god Chow Yun-fat's gambling skills, and only learned a little scratch of the surface. ”
Red Cherry said: "The top ten protagonists all have unique skills, where is their mastery so easy to learn? ”
Red Hot Chili Pepper said: "That being said, the Blood Light Knife Method is not trivial, let's hurry down to help Mr. Bill." ”
"Hmm. ”
After speaking, more than a dozen beautiful female writers quickly ran to the hall on the first floor and rushed towards Liu Xing. Then take the initiative to touch Liu Xing's salty-pig-hand.
Liu Xing had just performed a "Dragon Wave Qigong", and the energy of the salty-pig-hand had been exhausted and needed to be replenished urgently.
More than a dozen beautiful female writers understood this and took the initiative to contact Liu Xing's salty-pig-hand. They kept rubbing their bodies against Liu Xing's salty-pig-hand.
"Di! The host's salty-pig-hand is touched by the beauty-female writer with her waist, and the energy value is +50!"
"Tick! The host's salty-pig-hand is touched by the beauty-female writer with her legs, and the energy value is +50!"
The host's salty-pig-hand was touched by the beauty-female writer with **. +100 Energy!"
With the joint efforts of more than a dozen beautiful female writers, the salty-pig-hand is absorbing energy at a visible rate.
800/16300!
1600/16300!
2400/16300!
Seeing so many beauties pasting upside down, Liu Xing asked, "Purple grapes." What's wrong with you, why do you keep touching my hands?"
"......" purple grape pursed her lips. "Mr. Bill, I'm a little scared, and I'm more secure holding your hand. ”
"I see, then you go ahead. Liu Xing turned his head and asked again, "Red Cherry, why do you always touch my hands?"
"......," Red Cherry said, "Mr. Bill, I'm scared too. ”
Liu Xing straightened his body and said with a righteous attitude: "Don't worry, you don't have to worry, everything has me." ”
"Hmm. ”
The beauties nodded their heads and continued to rub their salty hands with their bodies.
7000/16300!
10000/16300!
13000/16300!
In less than half a minute, the energy gauge of the salty-hog-hand is full: 16300/16300!
With the heyday of energy, Liu Xing was able to enlarge his moves again and perform "Longbo Qigong".
On the opposite side, the pig's head was a little red, and the "Blood Light Knife Technique" had also been accumulated, and the scimitar was burning with blood-colored fire, and its body was like a pillar of fire, bursting up flames more than three meters high.
"Bill built a building, death is on the verge of death, you are still in the mood to make eye contact with a woman. The pig's head turned a little red, and he held the blood-colored scimitar in both hands.
"Don't talk too much, it's impossible to say who will die today. Liu Xing said, "The surname is Pig, if you want to fight alone, I will definitely accompany you to the end, but can we change places to fight? ”
Liu Xing's "Longbo Qigong" is ready, and it could have competed with the pig's head a little red. However, if the two sides start a war, the café will probably be destroyed, and at that time, hundreds of beauties in the café will die tragically in the melee.
Liu Xing proposed: "The surname is pig, how about we go to the street to fight?"
"Less nonsense! Today is either you or I die!"
It's a pity that the pig's head is a little red and doesn't pay attention to it at all, and the blood-colored scimitar flames are getting hotter and hotter, like a scorching sun that is about to erupt, and the battle between the two sides is about to break out.
"Shoot!"
A woman's voice sounded in the hall, and Zhang Yaxin hurriedly rushed forward to stop it and asked. "The pig's head is a little red, and it's okay to fight. But please make things clear first. I don't know you at all, why would you kill me?"
"Huh. Why did you kill you?" the pig head smiled a little, "Whoever makes you look as beautiful as a fairy, whoever makes you a peerless beauty-woman, beauty-woman must die!"
"Why?" Zhang Yaxin was unconvinced.
"Beauty-women should be damned!" said the pig's head a little red, "Beauty-women are a group of superficial animals, they only like handsome guys, and they like to judge people by their appearance. If a man is ugly, they will laugh at him and despise him. And even insult him!"
Zhang Yaxin asked rhetorically: "It doesn't seem to be, why do beautiful women insult ugly-looking men?"
"No? Pig Head smiled coldly and recalled, "There have been dozens of beautiful women who have insulted and insulted me, but you actually said no? Whenever I confessed to beautiful women, they always refused me without hesitation, saying that I looked ugly and looked like a pig's head, isn't this an insult? I am not handsome? But isn't it too much to describe me as a 'pig's head'?"
Liu Xing interjected: "The surname is pig, we don't know what you look like, if you want to escape to justice, take off the pig's head mask." Let everyone judge. ”
Zhang Yaxin agreed: "Yes, you let everyone see what you look like." If you don't look like a pig's head, we'll definitely support you. ”
The pig's head blushed a little and thought about it. said: "Okay, real gold is not afraid of fire!" Reaching out and taking off his pig's head mask, revealing his true face.
When I saw the pig's head a little red. Everyone present was stunned.
"Grass, is this Nima's human face, it's just a pig demon face, right?"
"It's so ugly, the nose is so big, the nostrils can fit eggs, right? And the ears, this is just a horn!"
"No wonder the beauty-girl would reject him, this look...... It's amazing!"
"He wouldn't be wearing a second layer of pig's head mask, would he be able to look so much like a pig's head?"
……
Listening to everyone's evaluation, the pig's red face became more and more ugly, and he shouted: "You can see clearly, do I really look like a pig's head?"
Everyone looked at each other and didn't dare to say much.
"Let me be fair. The gambling tyrant Du Daba stepped forward, carefully observed the pig's blushing face, and then said solemnly, "The surname is pig, after my test, you definitely look like a pig's head." Of course, there are many types of pigs, to be precise, you look like the head of a large white pig. If you are not convinced, we can bet on it. You go to the street and ask ten people, and at least nine of them will say that you look like a pig's head. If I lose, I'm left to you. ”
The gambler has never lost.
This is a well-known thing.
The pig's head was silent for a while, and then said, "Well, even if I look like a pig's head, can a beautiful woman trample on my dignity at will? Every time I confess to them, they always look at me with disdain and contempt, and laugh at my appearance. But have they ever thought that it's my fault to be ugly? It's genetically determined, can you blame me? Is it fair that they look down on me because I'm ugly? Is it fair that ugly people should be discriminated against? Shouldn't ugly people not be able to pursue true love? Ugly people are destined to mas......turbate themselves?"
The pig's head was a little red and vented the words that were held in his heart, although the words were a little extreme, but they resonated with some of the men who were not good-looking.
"These beauties reject me, I can actually accept it, and the last thing I can tolerate is that they discriminate against me!" continued, "Whenever I confess to them, they tell me to get out! You know, tell me to get out! They don't treat me as a human being at all, as if I'm inferior and unqualified to talk to them! Every beautiful woman doesn't want to talk to me, and for so many years, no beauty has spoken to me for more than five minutes......"
"Impossible, right?" Zhang Yaxin interrupted, "We've been talking to you for more than five minutes now. ”
"Hehe, you are willing to talk to me now because you are afraid that I will kill you. The pig's head blushed a little, "If it were normal, you probably wouldn't even look at me, let alone talk to me." After so many years of life, there has never been a beautiful woman who wants to talk to me for more than 5 minutes!"
"No, it won't. Zhang Yaxin's beautiful eyes turned, and she temporarily proposed, "The pig's head is a little red, why don't you do it like this, I'll give you an interview now?"
"Interview?" the pig's head turned red, stunned.
"Well, one-on-one interviews. Zhang Yaxin said, "Let's talk in person." Talk about whatever you want. ”
The pig's head was a little red and stunned, he couldn't believe what he heard. For so many years. It's the first time he's been asked to chat with a beautiful woman, and he's also a beautiful beauty-hostess.
"You...... Would you really like to interview me?"
"Yes. Zhang Yaxin nodded. "Let's talk in the hall, you wait a minute, I'll make a cup of coffee, and we'll talk while we drink. ”
After speaking, Zhang Yaxin walked to the front desk of the hall and began to make coffee.
Liu Xing followed and reminded: "Yaxin, don't be impulsive, the pig's head is a little red and kills people without blinking." It's too dangerous for you to interview him face-to-face. ”
Zhang Yaxin whispered: "Don't worry, I know in my heart, I have experience in interviewing murderers." A pig's head is a little red is a man who lacks love, and he will do things so extremely. As long as you talk to him and untie his knots, his emotions will stabilize, and you don't want him to kill the world, right?"
Liu Xing thought for a while and said, "Be careful, I will secretly use the "Hundred Shots and Hundred Hits to Capture the Dragon Claw Hand" to protect you." ”
"Hmm. Thank you Mr. Bill. ”
A moment later.
Zhang Yaxin walked to a table in the hall with two cups of hot coffee and beckoned, "The pig's head is a little red, let's interview here." ”
The pig's head was stunned for a moment, and walked over with a scimitar: "Are you really not afraid that I will kill you?"
Zhang Yaxin smiled and said, "My life is already in your hands." It's useless to be afraid. Your life experience is so bizarre, I believe there must be many stories, if you are lucky enough to listen to your story before you die. I'm dead and blind. Mr. Pig, please be seated. Let's talk casually. ”
After speaking, Zhang Yaxin sat down in the seat to the left of the coffee. On the opposite side is an empty seat.
Seeing this scene, the pig's head was a little red and his heart was moved, this scene was the picture he dreamed of. He used to be very eager for the opportunity to date beautiful women and sit in a café and chat together.
It's all happening now!
After hesitating for a while, Pig Head blushed a little and subconsciously walked to the coffee table and sat down in his seat.
This is an invitation that cannot be refused, dating a beautiful woman, it is not only the strongest desire in the heart of Pig Head and a little red, but also a feeling that he will never let go of all his life.
"Mr. Pig, this is my favorite Tina coffee, can you try it?" Zhang Yaxin handed over a cup of hot coffee.
Stunned for a moment, the pig's head was a little red and took the coffee, took a sip, the coffee was a little bitter, but the heart was sweet. Until now, he still couldn't believe that the beautiful woman opposite was asking him to chat.
Putting down the coffee, the pig's head turned a little red and asked: "Do you feel very uncomfortable talking to a man like me who looks like a pig's head, do you feel like you want to vomit?"
"No, I don't. Zhang Yaxin said, "Your appearance is actually very distinctive, which is unforgettable." Many boys are mediocre in appearance, and they forget about it after seeing it, and they have no impression. But you're different, you look like a pig's head, it's so special, just look at it, and you won't forget it for the rest of your life, it's amazing. I'm sure many beauties will remember you as you are. ”
"Really?" Hearing this, the pig's head was a little red, which was very comfortable. His appearance has always been ridiculed by others, and Zhang Yaxin is the first beauty to give him a good look at.
"Mr. Pig, have you ever loved a girl?" asked Zhang Yaxin.
"You...... How do you know?" the pig's head was a little red, a little surprised.
Zhang Yaxin said: "You like to kill people because of love and hate." You hate so much, it shows that you love even more. I'm sure you must have loved a girl deeply, can you tell me the story of this girl?"
The pig's head was a little red and silent.
Zhang Yaxin said: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you keep it confidential." If you don't believe me, you can kill me after you finish the story, and I'll never leak it out. ”
The pig's head was a little red and stunned, and he took another sip of coffee, letting the faint bitterness spread in his mouth.
A moment later.
He said slowly: "You're right, I did love a beautiful woman, she is a writer, her pen name is [jackfruit]. 【Jackfruit】She has a very good figure and is very beautiful, and I love her so much that I can't help myself. In order to pursue her, I wrote her love letters every day, 365 a year, and persisted for three years, with more than 1,000 love letters. ”
Zhang Yaxin said: "More than 1,000 love letters?
"Persistence has a fart!" said the pig's head a little red, "Although I try my best to please me, [jackfruit] still doesn't like me." She fell in love with a male star named Wu Shuai. It is said that [jackfruit] fell in love with Wu Shuai at first sight. She fell in love with Wu Shuai when she saw him, because Wu Shuai was so handsome. Until then. I realized that my three years of hard work were not as good as Wu Shuai's face. When a beauty-woman chooses a boyfriend, she likes to look at her face, and if you look like a pig's head, it is useless for you to treat her well. And if you look as handsome as Wu Shuai, even if you don't do anything, the beauty-girl will be thrilled and take the initiative to post it upside down. ”
Wu Shuai, one of the top 10 protagonists of Paradise Story City. looks extremely handsome, handsome to outrageous, handsome to the point of landslide cracking, handsome to break through the sky, known as the most handsome beautiful man in the history of the Chinese film and television industry.
Especially Wu Shuai's peerless "Handsome Divine Skill", the power is extremely domineering.
Handsome across three thousand miles, a handsome and beautiful town Kyushu!
As long as Wu Shuai's "Handsome Divine Skill" is successful, all beauties-women instantly become and are conquered by that indescribable handsomeness.
In the latest edition of the main character rankings. Wu Shuai ranked 10th.
Zhang Yaxin asked: "Is [jackfruit] with Wu Shuai?"
"Yes, after jackfruit fell in love with Wu Shuai, this pair of dogs-men and women eloped, and I haven't heard from them for more than half a year. The pig's head was a little red and said through gritted teeth.
Zhang Yaxin asked: "Do you still love jackfruit?"
"Huh. Jackfruit doesn't take me seriously at all, but I just can't forget her. The pig's head said a little red, "Until now." I still dream of her often, and my mind is her shadow whenever I am free. Especially in the dead of night. This kind of longing is like old wine, so thick that it can't be dissolved. I can only swallow it desperately in my stomach, do you understand the pain of this unrequited love?"
"Hmm. Zhang Yaxin nodded, "I understand." ”
"No, you can't understand!" said the pig's head a little red, "You are a goddess, how many men's dream lovers, and countless people who pursue you, how can you understand the pain of unrequited love for a man like me?"
"You're wrong, I'm not a goddess, I'm just an ordinary woman. Zhang Yaxin said, "I'm the same as you, I also have my own male god I admire, and I will also have unrequited love." ”
The pig's head was a little red and frowned: "The goddess will also have unrequited love?
"I mean really. Zhang Yaxin opened her heart and said, "My situation is similar to yours, I fell in love with a man, I have been secretly in love for three years, and I can't forget it." I often dreamed of him, and when I woke up from my dreams, I was always unsatisfied, so I continued to sleep, hoping to meet him again in my dreams......"
"Yes, yes, that's how it feels!" said Pig Head a little red, "I sleep 18 hours a day now, just to dream more and see her more in my dreams." Actually, I know in my heart that I don't deserve her, she is so perfect, her figure, appearance, and temperament are all full marks, she is like a goddess on top, unattainable. ”
"Uh-huh. Zhang Yaxin said, "Me too, he is indeed too perfect, just like an omnipotent male god, radiant, dazzling so dazzling that people can't look at him directly, he is a mysterious man, mysterious." There are too many girls who like him, and if these girls are lined up together, they can probably build a Great Wall. ”
"I can't imagine that a goddess like you would have unrequited love. The pig's head was a little red and full of surprise, and asked curiously, "How did you survive unrequited love?" I usually hold a picture of the goddess and look at it silently. ”
"I'm a little worse than you, I don't have a picture of a male god, I can only rely on my own imagination. Zhang Yaxin said, "However, missing someone is not necessarily painful, it can also be a very sweet thing." Thinking back to the good old days, there will be some little sweetness in my heart......"
In this way, Zhang Yaxin and Pig Head Little Red chatted about unrequited love together.
At first, the pig was a little red and thought that Zhang Yaxin was perfunctory to him, but after chatting, he found that Zhang Yaxin seemed to be chatting with him sincerely.
Both of them had three years of unrequited love, had a common topic, and soon got together to talk.
"It's really unbelievable that a beautiful goddess like you also needs a crush on a male god. The pig's head blushed a little and asked, "Yaxin, since you like the male god in your heart so much, why don't you go to him?"
Zhang Yaxin smiled and said: "If you like someone, it doesn't mean that you have to be with him! There are countless women in Huaxia Kingdom who like him, and he can't marry all the beauties, right?"
"That's right. The pig's head said a little red, "The beauties I pursued back then, their suitors must have hundreds, and 99% of these suitors are doomed to failure, and I am just one of them." ”
Zhang Yaxin nodded: "It's normal to be rejected, don't pay too much attention to it, many people have encountered this kind of thing." Rejection isn't necessarily a bad thing, maybe someone more suitable is waiting for you......"
The pig's head was a little red and listened quietly, thinking back to the women he had killed over the years, and for the first time a question arose in his heart: Could it be ...... Am I really wrong?
The red glow of the blood-colored scimitar faded little by little, and the killing intent that shrouded the hall gradually cooled.
Picking up the coffee on the table, the pig's head was a little red and took another sip, after the coffee was in his stomach, a sharp pain suddenly came up from the dantian, and his brain suddenly felt dizzy......
"What's going on?"
The pig's head was a little red, and his face showed pain, and his left hand was tightly covering his head, "There is a ...... in the coffee Toxic ......"
As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes turned black and he fell into a coma on the table.
Zhang Yaxin was a little confused and didn't know why.
Liu Xing walked over, diagnosed the red pulse of the pig's head, and said, "He has been poisoned and can't wake up for the time being." ”
Zhang Yaxin asked, "Mr. Bill, I didn't poison me?"
"I gave the poison. Liu Xing said, "Just now when you were making coffee, I secretly added a little bit of 'Hundred Shots and Hundred Neutral Stun' specially made by the evil doctor Chen Zongrui to the coffee. ”
Zhang Yaxin suddenly realized, wiped her forehead with her little hand, and breathed a sigh of relief, this crisis finally subsided.
"Yaxin, I didn't expect you to be quite bold, in the face of a killer like Pig's Head and a Little Red, you can still be so calm, it's rare. Liu Xing praised it.
Zhang Yaxin said with palpitations: "I was stubborn, I was scared half to death just now, but I didn't show it." By the way, Mr. Bill, Kim Da Fat seems to be dying, hurry up and save him!"
"Don't worry, the fat man just broke dozens of bones, he has cultivated the Vajra Divine Skill, and he can't die. ”
After that, Jin Dapang was carried to a bedroom, and Liu Xing began to treat him.
As for the pig's head, he was imprisoned in the basement of the café.
After the incident subsided, more than 500 men who proposed to marry retreated to the street outside the café and continued to line up.
In line, they discussed.
"I can't imagine that Zhang Yaxin actually has a crush on a 'male god', what kind of 'male god' can make Zhang Yaxin so infatuated?"
"Who knows, this 'male god' should be the happiest man in the world! If Zhang Yaxin can have a crush on me, I'm willing to die!"
"Alas, Zhang Yaxin seems to have a deep love for the 'male god', she probably won't like other men, and we have no chance at all. ”
"Lao Wang, don't be too discouraged. Although Zhang Yaxin has a crush on the 'male god', the 'male god' may not necessarily marry Zhang Yaxin, right? If the male god doesn't marry Zhang Yaxin, won't we have a chance?"
"Yes. So, I decided to be Zhang Yaxin's spare tire!"
"The hero sees the same thing, and I am also going to be a spare tire for Zhang Yaxin. ”
"I'm the No. 1 spare tire!"
Zhang Yaxin's No. 1 spare tire should be me, and you are the No. 2 spare tire!"
"I don't know why, thinking that I am the spare tire of the goddess Zhang Yaxin, I am actually a little excited......"
"It shows that we are true love!"
"Hmm. Spare tires are true love!"
…… (To be continued.) )