The boss of the express company is surrounded by so many beauties around Gao Feng, he is envious, jealous and hateful, this handsome guy is like being an emperor, according to his trend, the three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines, it will not take a few years.

Gao Feng smiled bitterly at the courier boss: "Boss, have you seen it, now the status of women is high, how can I have the coolness to be an emperor, I only have the life of a grandson, being tossed around by so many beauties, how can I feel a little happy, just like you, one wife will make you miserable, let alone a few wives." ”

The boss of the express delivery company nodded very bitterly: "Yes, now women have a high status, men have no status at home, and a wife is made to be like a grandson, not to mention a few dozen or twenty dozens, you are indeed in dire straits this day, and I can see that you are not having a good time." ”

The boss of the courier company sympathized with Gao Feng, put his arms around his neck, and patted him on the shoulder, as if they were all grasshoppers on the same front, and they were also the same fallen people.

The boss of the express company also invited Gao Feng to eat, for the sake of the men who were also in distress, the two of them must drink a pot, and he didn't buy much food, just buy a peanut and two chicken legs, and buy two bottles of two pots, let's just blow it.

Gao Feng is very grateful to the boss of the express company, and also thinks that this boss is a temperamental person, and there are many ordinary people with such temperament, so as to make friends, and not deliberately extravagant and wasteful, this is a normal person living at home.

Gao Feng told the boss of the express company that he must accompany the boss to drink a pot when he has time, but now he has to go back to work, and he can't drink alcohol during working hours, so the boss of the express company said that he took so many beauties out to get express mail during work hours, didn't you break the company's regulations?

Gao Feng promised to accompany the boss to drink a pot at night, just like the boss just said, don't want anything, just a plate of boiled peanuts, plus two bottles of two pots, then the boss is very happy, picked up Gao Feng and turned around several times, and said to the beauties.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I came together to thank my brother for giving face, let's come together, let's come together!"

The beauties said: "Boss, you can come with him, we will be exempt, not to mention that you can get a plate of boiled peanuts, which is not enough for one person and one grain." ”

"Beauties, I have peanuts together, as long as you are willing to enjoy your face and drink with me, then I will boil all the peanuts together, I will come to the house and plant dozens of acres of peanuts, my parents have brought me hundreds of catties, you can eat as much as you want. ”

"Since that's the case, then we're not welcome, we just want to eat boiled peanuts now, you don't have to wait until the evening to drink, just take the express and we'll come together." ”

All the beauties love to eat boiled peanuts, as well as the salty boiled edamame, these two things are indispensable every time you eat supper, I heard that the courier boss's family has so many acres of peanut land, they are also jealous, and they are also drooling on the spot.

"Hey, wife, I came together to make a new friend, and I made so many beautiful beauties, they promised to drink with me, you put the things at hand for a while, you go and cook two hundred catties of peanuts, and let all the beauties eat our best boiled peanuts later." ”

The courier boss is really warm-hearted, the audience beauties said that they want to eat boiled peanuts, he shouted to his wife in the store, and his wife immediately put down the work in her hand and ran to the back of the store.

"Oh, come together, how can I eat two hundred catties of boiled food, I have to cook two hundred and fifty catties. ”

The wife of the owner of this express company is also an affordable person, she thinks that cooking 200 catties is not enough to eat, she wants to cook 250 catties.

"Eldest sister, how can you eat two hundred and fifty catties, let's just cook ten catties. ”

This proprietress is too sincere, she also frightened all the beauties, this boiled peanuts are boiled for two hundred and fifty catties, how many pots do they have to cook, they can't finish eating balls, they can eat about ten catties.

"That's not good, this boss lady must cook two hundred and fifty catties. ”

"Boss, the boss lady asked you to go with you, did she ask you to help pour peanuts?"

The beauties asked the boss to go in and help pour peanuts, and the boss shook his head.

"Beauty, you don't need my help at all, my wife is a person with a lot of strength, a hundred pounds of peanuts to pick up a little meaning, I still remember when I got married, I carried her without moving, or she carried me into the ancestral hall of the village, and she also carried me into the cave room. ”

The boss said this, and he also showed a very happy smile, which also made all the beauties smack their tongues, and they also felt that there was no need to distinguish clearly in life, just like this couple got married, the man can't carry the woman, so let the woman carry the man, so what's the defense.

"Boss, we are all very envious of you husband and wife, this kind of life is happiness, start a business together and open a courier company, eat boiled peanuts together, drink two pots together, and can hold into the room. ”

Wang Shangliang is a nymphomaniac again, she envies the happy days of the boss of the express company, this express company is a small façade, but people's lives are very happy, for her it is romantic.

"I'll go, Wang Shangliang, don't you feel ashamed, what do you mean by carrying into the room, the boss said to carry into the cave room, let the boss carry the boss into the room every day, what has the boss become, the boss lady is not more active than the boss." ”

Wang Shangliang was a nymphomaniac, and all the sisters sprayed her together, but the boss of the courier company laughed.

"All the beauties, while my wife is in, I'll tell you the truth, it's really like what this girl said, I am carried into the room by her every time, and every time she takes the initiative, I think, it doesn't matter, we are husband and wife, whoever takes the initiative can do it, can't a woman take the initiative to hold a man for thirty-six turns, anyway, she has to lose weight?"

"Ah, boss, the boss lady carried you into the room just to lose weight, and she turned thirty-six times every time!"

When the boss of the courier company said this, he shocked all the beauties, and the boss of the courier company looked at this group of beauties and said.

"Yes, beauties, what do you think you want to do, my wife is to lose weight to hug me, we are in the entrepreneurial period, and there are two children going to school, where do you need to spend money, we don't have extra money to buy treadmills and other fitness equipment, my wife thought of waste utilization, put me together as fitness equipment, but the effect is obvious, from the original one hundred and forty-eight pounds, down to the current one hundred and forty-seven pounds and a half, finally insisted on more than 20 years in vain!"

"My God, if you insist on holding it down for 20 years, the proprietress has only lost half a pound, and the weight loss effect is too obvious. ”

As soon as the courier company boss's words were finished, all the beauties exclaimed on the spot, and the boss replied.

"Beauties, as long as it is reduced, even if it is one or two, it is all effective, like a lot of women, there are countless fitness cards, a lot of money has been spent, and fitness coaches have found a lot, not to mention losing one or two, but it has risen a lot of pounds. ”

"Boss, what you said is so reasonable, now this is the situation, there are many fitness and weight loss centers, and there are more fitness coaches than ants, in fact, there are not many levels, as long as you grow a little muscle, you can be a coach, as long as you get a few licenses, you can open a store, that is all selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, spending a lot of money, taking a lot of drugs, but unfortunately there is no effect, it is not decreasing but rising." ”

For the words of the boss of this express company, Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, was deeply touched, she had a lot of fitness cards, took some medicines, and practiced with a few coaches, but in the end it didn't work at all.

The boss told her, don't go to the fitness and weight loss center in the future, don't look for a coach, you just need to carry my brother in and out of the room every day, thirty-six laps back and forth every day, I dare to pack a ticket with you, or I will definitely drop half a pound in 20 years.

"Boss, I think your idea is quite good, in the future, beauties like them don't have to go to the weight loss center, they just need to carry me back and forth in and out of the room, although I haven't bought a house yet, you can carry me in and out of the office." ”

"Let's go to the ball, Gao Feng, you want to stink so much, we still carry you in and out of the office, we tell you, from today onwards, you must carry our sisters in and out of the office, thirty-six times per person, one time can not be less can make you more. ”

Gao Feng felt that the boss had a very good idea, these beauties should not spend money to go to the weight loss center in vain, just hold themselves, and all the beauties twisted his arms together and gave him a death order, and in the future, they must be carried in and out of the office thirty-six times a day.

"I'll go, beauties, it's you who lose weight, not me who lose weight at the peak. ”

The beauties said: "I'm sorry, what we want is for you to lose weight, we don't need to lose weight at all." ”

"Boss, before eating boiled peanuts, can you help me find out the package, let me see what kind of package it is?"

Two fists are hard to beat four hands, one mouth can only say more than 20 mouths, and the peak can't make a lot of beauties, so he has to change the topic.

"Hey, little Wang, find out my brother's package. ”

The boss has regarded Gao Feng as his own brother, and he also instructed his clerk to find a package for Gao Feng, there are three employees in this small express delivery company, two of them are busy scoring express mail, and one person is holding a mobile phone there.

The boss of the courier company shouted the person who was playing with his mobile phone, and he muttered about this person while shouting.

"Xiao Wang, why do you hold your mobile phone all day long and grab the red envelope, the red envelope is only a few cents, it is really deadly. ”

Now WeChat red envelopes are very popular, everyone sends red envelopes in WeChat all day long to grab red envelopes, some red envelopes are really only a few cents, and the big guys are desperately grabbing them, including Comrade Xiao Wang, an employee of the express company.

When the boss called out to himself, Comrade Xiao Wang didn't even raise his head, he was still holding his mobile phone, and he replied very impatiently.

"Boss, aren't you annoying, you didn't see that I was grabbing a red envelope, don't say I grabbed a few cents, you cut the door yourself like an iron rooster, you have the ability to send a few cents for us to grab it, even during the Chinese New Year, you only sent a red envelope of one dollar, or we sent two yuan first, and you only sent it after grabbing it."

Also, your family has a broken network, as long as there is a red envelope, it can't be opened, it's so fucking infuriating, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I can't open it. ”

While complaining, Comrade Xiao Wang frantically ordered red envelopes, and in the end he was angry, slammed the mobile phone on the ground, and stomped the mobile phone with his foot, scolding while stomping.

"Mom, what a broken network, what a broken mobile phone, Lao Tzu just can't open the penalty, Lao Tzu just can't grab it, it's a pity that Lao Tzu's three cents!"