Chapter 319 - Planetary Tourism
The captain shouted loudly, the whole team of the big man, Huo Huo Sheng, neatly drew a well-trained all dismounted, everyone held a big scimitar, facing the blue sky and their table, quickly moved forward, as if to catch the court criminals, be cautious, the other guests showed frightened faces, one after another, together with the boss also hid in the kitchen, looked up and peeped into his own shop, praying that no one would fight in his small shop.
Lan Tian had no choice but to stand up and say to the captain of the head, "Acquaintance, you are not my opponents, now please go back and tell your waste lady, if you have the ability, go and invite the highest level killer to come over, don't go around disturbing the people, do your best to do some annoying actions, I will wait in the open space in front of the forest in front, all grievances will be resolved at once, and there will be a maximum of an hour, and there will be no waiting." γ
When the captain heard Lan Tian's rampant words, especially the sentence, "You are not my opponents", he was like a monster who had just come out of the psychiatric hospital and had no energy to vent, his muscles swelled, and he shouted viciously: "Cut this kid with a thousand knives, kill one knife and ten strings of money, everyone has a reward, everyone can receive money." γ
Suddenly the tables and chairs flew up, the entire tent outside was trampled to smithereens, a small open-air tea shop, almost no place was safe, there were tables and chairs everywhere, Lan Tian said angrily: "If you want to spare your life, you can't make up a good reason, it seems that you fish and meat villagers have been doing it for a long time, and you don't know the suffering of the people, today I have the right to act as a good person Bodhisattva, preside over justice, and eliminate harm for the people of Yunlin City." γ
Lan Tian's left hand was raised, and all the people who wanted to rush into the blue sky were swept into the sky by the wind element of the blue sky, and then fell down heavily, and the wailing and moaning suddenly sounded everywhere, all the people who were thrown down hard, none of them were completely complete, and they were definitely scarred and lost half of their lives, especially the captain of the head was swept away by the tornado of the blue sky, and he was swept away without knowing where to go, and he may not be able to answer if he asked the blue sky, anyway, he must be a lifeless head.
In the blink of an eye, all the big men of the team, each of them hung colors, everyone hummed crookedly, so painful that they couldn't speak, the broken hands of the broken hands, the broken legs of the broken legs, and the twisted necks were even more pushed, none of them were spared, and the blue sky reiterated again domineeringly: "Remember, bring all the words I just said, I will only wait for an hour, find someone who has the ability to come and settle the account, don't hide at home to play chess, and dare not go out to face me." γ
The people and horses of the convoy, even the rolling and climbing each other to climb on the horseback, disappear under the sun in the day as fast as possible, they are really unlucky, under the light of the big sun, they will also meet ghosts, for them, the blue sky is definitely a ghost, the shopkeeper walked out in fright, took a look at the shop that he was trampled on, heartbroken, and the tears of the two lines were still talking.
Lan Tian immediately took out fifty taels to the shopkeeper and said, "What happened just now, I'm very sorry for paying you for this money. After speaking, Xiao Ao immediately took the wind chimes and was about to leave.
The guests who had just avoided one after another turned back one after another, all of them gave warm applause to the blue sky, and their faces were full of joyful smiles, some people bowed to the blue sky, bowed and said thank you, and the blue sky asked strangely, "Why do you want to say thank you and applaud me?"
An elderly guest said, "Young man, I am really grateful, this convoy is so rampant, every few days on the street everywhere to beat people, everyone avoids it, I can't imagine that you are so powerful, you can beat them all by yourself, so we have to applaud, and you have this tone for us to help us out, I see that they are all injured, now our place can be peaceful for a while, so I want to say thank you." γ
Lan Tian only knew that these people were so resentful, which showed how arrogant they were usually, Lan Tian announced to everyone: "From today on, you can rest assured that you can live a quiet life, these people have all been abolished by me, and they can no longer beat people with knives and make trouble." γ
When everyone heard the words of the blue sky, they all cheered and applauded again, and everyone was like a staff member of the news express, and they all hurriedly ran up and said that they were going to tell other people on the streets and alleys, and they were vying to tell this great news.
The shopkeeper also hurriedly said, "Little brother, I don't need so much money in this small shop, you can take back the fifty taels, it can eliminate harm for us and let us live a peaceful life, we are all grateful, and I have no reason to take your money again." The shopkeeper handed the money back to Blue Sky.
Lan Tian said succinctly: "You just take the money, do business well, I hope that next time we come again, this place will become a big hotel, you give me a few bottles of sour plum soup, and we will leave." γ
The boss hurriedly ran to the kitchen, took out six bottles of sour plum soup, respectfully handed it to Lan Tian and said, "It's still warm, you drink it slowly on the way, and please be careful, these people have bad hearts, I'm afraid they will retaliate." γ
Lan Tian caught the sour plum juice and walked forward with the wind chimes, Xiao Ao asked suspiciously, "Isn't this Yunlin City Lord doing anything?"
Lan Tian replied helplessly, "Who knows? But it's none of our business, don't make any more extraneous branches. γ
The wind chime raised his mouth high, and complained again and again: "Deal with this eldest lady's affairs, let's go directly to Yunfeng Mountain to find the temple of the god of the hobi, I am suddenly bored with the yellow planet, this planet trip is not fun at all. γ
Xiao Ao also said excitedly, "Yes, I can't sleep well in the inn until now, and I can't eat well, what is this kind of tourism? Is it camping in the open air? Then I might as well lie down on the grass in the clear forest and sleep." γ
Lan Tian was even more dejected and said: "I'm sorry, my dear, you can hang five catties of pork in your mouth, it seems that we all have too high expectations for extraterrestrial tourism, which will cause too much disappointment, this CP value is really frustrating, do you dare to travel to other planets next time?"
Unexpectedly, Wind Chime and Xiao Ao shouted at the same time, "Go!" and their eyes sparkled with anticipation.
Lan Tian looked at the expressions of the two of them, gasped, almost swallowed hard and squirted, so he had to admit defeat and say, "Count me defeated by you. γ
The wind chime quickly hooked the arm of the blue sky and said coquettishly, "How about the purple planet? γ
Xiao Ao also put his arms around the blue sky's neck and said flatteringly, "How about the green planet? γ
Lan Tian smiled dotingly and said, "You guys are very noisy, the forest is here, let's find a place to sit down and rest, and enjoy the taste of sour plum soup." γ
Feng Chime sat on the root of the tree with Xiao Ao in his arms, and quickly introduced: "I hope you and tomorrow can go to the earth to play, there are many new things, if you know about the earth's electronics, sports cars and airplanes, I dare to pack a ticket, you will not want to return to the blue planet." γ
Xiao Ao's eyes flashed with a strange brilliance and said, "Then I must follow the blue sky, if you can go back to the earth, you must not leave me behind, no, let's check the tick first, you have to swear." γ
Blue Sky They sat on the old root of the banyan tree, he stretched out his long legs, put his hands behind his head and lay down and said, "It's not to follow me, you have to grasp the wind chimes, if I have the ability to go back to the earth, I will never let the wind chimes go alone and lonely on the blue planet, this is the point, the most important condition." γ
The wind chime stared at the blue sky and strongly defended: "This principle is not the same, if you go back to Earth, it will definitely follow you tomorrow, of course you have to take Xiao Ao with you, otherwise Xiao Ao is alone and lonely on the Blue Planet?"
Xiao Ao hurriedly lay on the chest of the blue sky, his red eyes showed a pitiful appearance, and he nodded frequently and said, "The wind chime is right, the focus is on you, not the wind chime, you must not forget me." γ
Lan Tian rubbed Xiao Ao's golden hair dotingly and said, "I won't forget you, as long as the god of the hobby agrees, it's fine, but you must not be weird!"
Xiao Ao said, "No, I have been very well-behaved since I was a child, and I have never been weird. γ
At this time, a strong wind blew up all the fallen leaves and stumps on the ground, overwhelmingly attacking the direction of the blue sky, the blue sky raised his left hand, easily pushed out, and the wind suddenly disappeared without a trace.
A strange old woman with a hunchback fell from the sky and asked with a strange laugh, "Are you the stinky boy with the yellow icicle?"
Lan Tian replied regretfully: "If you are for the yellow icicles, then I'm sorry, I have already transferred them to the Spring Auction House for auction, you go to them to buy them yourself, and the yellow icicles have nothing to do with me anymore." γ
The old woman's dry voice mocked contemptuously, "Are you very fast, find a buyer at once, and make a lot of money! Unfortunately, I don't want such a small cut, I want "all", take me to pick it up now!"
Lan Tian was already very angry with these rude strange characters, and he scolded without thinking: "Why should I take you to get it, how old are you? Who are you to me? Why did you order me? Go back and look in the mirror to see what you look like, and if there is nothing else, please don't ask those pig-headed and clumsy broken knights at every turn, swaggering and disturbing the people everywhere, no character, no virtue and no level." γ
The old woman looked at the blue sky, and the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became, and she said with a dry smile on her face, "I am indeed not your person. But if you like my granddaughter, you have to slap me well, I am your future grandmother, as long as you marry her, I don't care about the matter of you hurting her, you two will be reconciled, as for those knights are under the jurisdiction of my granddaughter, you can receive them if you marry my granddaughter, you can manage how you like, it's none of my business, get down to business, take me to find the yellow icicle, the better my martial arts, the greater the help to you, this is a good thing. γ
Lan Tian hates that others are holding him on the mandarin duck spectrum the most, this is to let people who don't know know, and think that he is ambiguous everywhere, Feng Chime looked at Lan Tian's eyes and quickly turned golden, knowing that this time he was really angry, she quickly hugged Xiao Ao and retreated to the left rear of Lan Tian.
Blue Sky rarely takes the initiative to do it first, this time he doesn't want to talk nonsense with the weird old woman in front of him at all, he slowly raised his hands, and the tornado converged into two monstrous hurricanes from the left and right sides of the blue sky, Blue Sky is like a god, summoning the wind from all over the world, at that moment, the whole space is like a still lake, there is no movement at all, all controlled by two rolls of tornadoes, even the air seems to be condensed, the white clouds floating in the sky do not dare to move around, and even the animals in the forest are hiding underground, and the atmosphere does not dare to breatheγ
In the blink of an eye, lightning drew the first black and white light from the air, like an afterimage branch outlining a forked totem, rumbling thunder and lightning, colliding with each other in the sky, impacting countless blasting sparks, an instant of effort, lightning with a storm and rain poured down from the air, and the two volumes of tornado also rolled up a thousand layers of wind in an instant, rolling out the rolling air flow and rushing to the weird old woman, this pound of incomparable realm, only superb, the peak can be described.