Chapter 142: Talk Show
After a full meal, Chang'an came to the No. 5 studio of Shangjiang TV Station and waited for the recording of the program, where Chang'an met the host Fan Jinghui.
Chang'an greeted him and said, "Hello, I'm Chang'an." ”
Fan Jinghui shook hands with Chang'an and greeted: "Hello, hello, I'm Fan Jinghui, I met for the first time, and I will give me a lot of advice." ”
Chang'an said: "Hello, can you briefly introduce me to the process of waiting for the meeting?"
For this talk show, Chang'an can only understand it briefly, and the specific details have to listen to the host's introduction.
Fan Jinghui and Chang'an introduced: "That's the case, I'll talk about a thirty-minute talk show later, and then I will invite you out, today's theme is 'can't guess', when the time comes, let's talk casually, just talk for ten minutes." ”
Chang'an nodded, "So that's the case, then I'll understand." ”
Fan Jinghui said: "Okay, then you have a good rest here, I'm going to go to record the show, and then our program team will have staff to remind you to get ready to go on stage." ”
"Howler. Chang'an agreed.
After speaking, Fan Jinghui walked towards the recording site, while Chang'an stared at the recording screen in front of the lounge.
Recording officially begins.
"Welcome to our post-90s talk show tonight, welcome to us who will never guess what he is going to say, Fan Jinghui!"
With the cheers of the audience, Fan Jinghui officially appeared.
With the background music, Fan Jinghui applauded with the audience, "Okay, thank you, thank you, welcome, I'm Fan Jinghui, thank you, thank you." ”
Fan Jinghui bowed to the audience.
Fan Jinghui said: "A lot of boys like to play computer games, right?!"
"But playing computer games, it's easy to have unpleasantness with your girlfriend, so I'm here to tell you, especially those college boys, if you go to an Internet café to play games, you might as well take your girlfriend with you and open a machine for her, even if you just let her watch Korean dramas there, but you have to accompany her there, you sit next to her and play games, so that your girlfriend is satisfied, right?!"
"And it's not from a female point of view, it's also for your sake, if you do that you can avoid a lot of trouble, like your girlfriend will never call you again during your team fight. ”
"During the team battle, it's really embarrassing for my girlfriend to call, right, everyone is playing there together with voice software, and suddenly shouting, why don't you zoom in?!"
"Ouch, I'm sorry, my girlfriend called. ”
"What...... You kid still have a girlfriend?!"
"You can easily be excluded? you know?"
"Of course, we say that when men and women are together, you just need to be able to speak, do they really want your money? No, what they need is comfort and love, for example, our director Director Zhang did a very good job, because he was very poor when he got married, he didn't buy any decent diamond ring for his wife, and then a while ago, when his wife celebrated her birthday, she bought a diamond ring for her wife, and the diamond was full of three ...... Points!"
"I can't do anything, I give my wife a ring of three points as a birthday gift, can my wife not be angry when she sees it? ”
Lao Zhang explained: Wife, that's the case, 99.98% of the diamond is carbon, come, wear this little diamond, and embrace a low-carbon life with me. ”
The audience in the audience immediately burst into laughter, and even Chang'an, an outlier with a high laughing point, laughed, after waiting for such a long story, it turned out that the stalk was here!
After Fan Jinghui waited for the audience to finish laughing, he continued: "Actually, sometimes a girl wants something, she won't say it directly to her boyfriend or husband, right, she won't say that my husband I want a bag, and my husband I want a mink." She would only say to her husband, husband, do you know that my best friend's boyfriend bought her a bag. ”
"What do you mean? I just want you to buy it for her, once you hear 'my best friend's boyfriend', it means that you have done a bad job, you don't want your girlfriend to say such things, the correct posture you need to do is when you go shopping with your girlfriend or wife, you see something that you think is suitable for her, immediately stand next to that thing, and then say honey I think this thing is very suitable for you, I have to buy it for you...... Do you understand that?"
"But...... Sometimes it's risky, for example, one of our choreographers listened to my theory a while ago and did it, and slept on the couch for a month! ”
The audience laughed again, and Chang'an also smiled in the lounge, indeed Fan Jinghui's joke was still a little interesting.
Fan Jinghui continued: "Now everyone is afraid of old classmates, have you noticed? Especially the kind of old classmates who haven't been in contact with you for a long time, suddenly a phone call comes in, and you will be in trouble when you pick it up." ”
"A while ago, I received such a call, hey, brother, how are you doing?
"So I asked him, yes, what's the matter with you?"
And he asked me, 'Are you short on money?' ”
"I'm so alert, I'll just say tight, it's very tight, but it's tight......"
"Then he said to me, I know you're short on money, recently my buddy opened a company, doing small loans, you put the car here for me......"
Fan Jinghui shook his head helplessly, "I can't prevent it......"
Fan Jinghui continued: "Of course, at the class reunion a while ago, I was particularly moved by the actions of my good buddy Liu Jianguo, seeing that the teacher was over 70 years old, Liu Jianguo also went to toast with the teacher, saying that the teacher I know that you have taken the most care of me for so many years." ”
"The teacher looked at him and asked how did you see it?"
Liu Jianguo said, look, every time you finish a class, every time you finish a question, you ask me, you are taking care of me, although I can't guess why you take care of me so much, but I know that your love for me, this kind of care is sincere, don't say anything about this cup, I did it. ”
"The teacher saw that he did it, and he couldn't help it, so he had to do it too, and after doing it, he told the truth, that's it, don't take it to heart, why do I only ask you every time for so many years, because I think that if you know, the whole class will do. ”
The audience burst into laughter.
……
Fan Jinghui spoke for about half an hour, and then the staff of the program team came to the lounge to remind Chang'an that he was about to go on stage.
Chang'an also hurriedly tidied up his clothes and prepared to go on stage.
When Fan Jinghui called his name, Chang'an walked from the backstage to the front desk.
Many viewers cheered wildly when they saw Chang'an, because Chang'an is the most popular male singer nowadays.
Chang'an greeted the audience and friends: "Good evening, everyone, I'm Chang'an." ”
Fan Jinghui and Chang'an said: "Our audience friends are very enthusiastic and like Chang'an very much! I also ask Chang'an a question for the audience friends!"
Chang'an nodded, "Yes, just ask." ”
Fan Jinghui said: "That's the case, the theme of our program is called 'Can't guess', I'll just ask a related question! I want to ask Chang'an, who do you think is the most unpredictable person around you?"
Chang An smiled: "I think it's you!"
"Me?" Fan Jinghui was surprised and asked rhetorically, "Why me?"
Chang An explained, "Because I can't guess the next question you're going to ask me." ”
Fan Jinghui laughed and said, "Then apart from me, who do you think is the most unpredictable person around you?"
Chang An pondered for two seconds and replied, "I think it may be Teacher Zhang Guolun, that is, my boss." ”
"Why?" Fan Jinghui asked.
Chang'an replied: "Because I can never guess when he will give me a salary increase......"
"Hahaha, Chang'an Night is really very humorous. Fan Jinghui praised.
"Uh-huh. Chang'an nodded.
Fan Jinghui continued to ask: "Then do you think there are any women around you who can't guess?"
Chang An thought for three seconds and replied, "I think it's my mother." ”
"Why?" asked Fan Jinghui.
Chang'an replied: "Because she was the one who asked me not to fall in love when I was studying, and now she is the one who urges me to fall in love and get married......"
Fan Jinghui exclaimed, "How old are you? Did your family urge you to get married?"
Chang'an then remembered that his mother's urging to marry was something that happened in his previous life, and it hadn't happened in this life!
Chang An explained: "That's not true, but my mother has always called me recently and said, whoever has a son, who has a beautiful daughter, I am a fool and I can hear the meaning of my mother's mouth." ”
Fan Jinghui nodded and said, "Oh...... That's an old man who wants to hold his grandson......"
Chang An nodded heavily, "That's right." ”
Fan Jinghui asked, "Then do you have any plans, when are you going to have children?"
Chang'an shook his head like a rattle, "I'm still young, don't be in a hurry......"
In his previous life, Chang'an didn't have any children, although he was quite eager for it, but the critical moment of this kind of career should not affect his experience because of this kind of thing, and it is better to leave this kind of thing for later......
Fan Jinghui nodded and said, "Yes, yes, but it's okay to have a child now......"
Chang'an was embarrassed for a while, how could it be that he was talking about having children, so Chang'an said: "Let's get back to the topic......"
"Howler. Fan Jinghui also saw that Chang'an didn't want to continue the topic, so he agreed.
"Then let's talk about ......"
……
After chatting for about ten minutes, Chang'an brought a song to the audience and friends, Chang'an's announcement today is over, today's work is very easy, but today is a little tired in the car.
After finishing the recording, Chang'an didn't watch Fan Jinghui's final recording, but left directly.
He is tired now, he just wants to go back to bed and lie down and rest for a while, and the three TV series songs he promised Mr. Liang Bonan have not been completely completed, and he has to continue to work when he goes back.
So after saying goodbye to the staff of the program team, the goldfish went back by car. , you are lonely, the young lady warms you with a movie